The Haunted Objects Podcast – Details, episodes & analysis

Can you hear the whispers of the people in the walls? As an invisible force infiltrates their home, Greg and Dana go into hiding, sharing some of their most terrifying true ghost stories to pass the time. See us on tour: https://www.newkirktour.com/ Join the museum: https://www.patreon.com/paramuseum Get HOP merch: https://planetweird.store/ Visit our website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/42xxbaw7 Follow the Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/objectspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/objectspod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@objectspod Part of the Spectrevision Radio Network Copyright 2024 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography / Editing by Karl Pfeiffer Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Art by Dustin Williams Production Assistance from Michelle Randall Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do the ancient pyramids hold psychic technology from outer space? In this episode, we discover the truth for ourselves by putting Pyramid Power to the test! Plus: Greg embraces public humiliation, Dana consults her impractical archangels, and Connor does his best Aleister Crowley impression. Polish up your copper headgear, because it's time channel them aliens! See us on tour: https://www.newkirktour.com/ Join the museum: https://www.patreon.com/paramuseum Get HOP merch: https://planetweird.store/ Visit our website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/42xxbaw7 Follow the Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/objectspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/objectspod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@objectspod SHOW NOTES / REFERENCES: - Psychic Discoveries Behind the Iron Curtain: https://tinyurl.com/a2up9fer - The Drbal Patent: https://tinyurl.com/4mk8kajr - Antoine Bovis’ Pamphlet: https://tinyurl.com/u8u47y37 - Info on Pharaoh Khufu: https://tinyurl.com/zm2smm84 - The Interior of the Great Pyramid: https://tinyurl.com/bdh7pcpt - “The Orion Mystery”: https://tinyurl.com/35vawhv3 - More On Obelisks: https://tinyurl.com/bddn374w - New Discovery in the Great Pyramid: https://tinyurl.com/y3sev8rv - Nature Magazine’s Coverage: https://tinyurl.com/ms4akvcd - Read “Pyramid Power” by Max Toth: https://tinyurl.com/5x7vcxp9 - Read “Pyramid Power” by Patrick Flanagan: https://tinyurl.com/2p9t2mt2 - Life Magazine Coverage of Flanagan: https://tinyurl.com/4v3c7326 - More About Patrick Flanagan: https://tinyurl.com/mts2t3fs - Flanagan Experimental Sensor Image: https://tinyurl.com/mua7x6z6 - Toronto Maple Leafs & Pyramid Power: https://tinyurl.com/2tuef4zz - Read “The Secret Power of Pyramids”: https://tinyurl.com/35y48tny - Read “The Psychic Power of Pyramids”: https://tinyurl.com/yf4rpzkb - The Pyradine Website: https://tinyurl.com/yxkek2f3 - Pyradine in 2021: https://tinyurl.com/ye9w4afr - Pyradine in 2008: https://tinyurl.com/yyxfhvde - Fred Bell Discusses his Work: https://tinyurl.com/pr6ft4pf - Fred Bell’s Books: https://tinyurl.com/yr9rmzan - “Oh No, Ross and Carrie!” Investigation: https://tinyurl.com/44ub55jp - Ross and Carrie Interview Megan Bell: https://tinyurl.com/2udkkc4z - Fred’s Passing and Conspiracy: https://tinyurl.com/4hwtu2mm - Fred Bell Talks Time Machines: https://tinyurl.com/zc7x79mw - Max Toth Interview with Skeptic Magazine: https://tinyurl.com/55avn559 - The Bovis Booklet Translated: https://tinyurl.com/mu4e68wd TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Power of the Pyramids 12:15 Cincinnati's Top Attraction 25:33 Test #1: Lemon Juice 28:14 The Facts on Egypt 37:18 Test #2: Don’t Try This at Home 40:57 Mysticism and Power Generators 53:53 Pyramid Power: The Book Comes TRUE?! 1:03:35 Test #3: Bad Vodka 1:10:31 Greg Aligns his Chakras… in Public 1:13:56 Pyramid Power: Flanagan Remix 1:25:38 Manifestation Machines 1:29:05 Psychic Power of Pyramids 1:35:55 Pyramid Power... from Space 1:50:18 Just Taking a Minute 1:54:52 The Pleadian Promise 2:08:30 Pyramid Schemes 2:16:10 The Giza Plain Beckons Part of the Spectrevision Radio Network Copyright 2024 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography / Editing by Karl Pfeiffer Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Art by Dustin Williams Production Assistance from Michelle Randall Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you know what color your aura is? In this episode we discover the unseen horrors of the spirit realm by strapping on a pair of century-old "aura goggles" and gazing at Greg's crusty energy field. Plus, we break down the science behind auras and reveal how to see them yourself, Connor investigates a mysterious chemical compound called dicyanin that inspired John Carpenter's "They Live!", Dana poisons herself, and Gordon the cat receives a psychic reading.  Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall Follow Keelin Mathews Twitter: https://twitter.com/arowitch   SHOW NOTES: - Newkirk Museum Article on the Aura Goggles: https://tinyurl.com/bdzzpktf - Super Color Vision - Tetrachromacy: https://tinyurl.com/bdavc6vs - Read Walter Kilner’s “The Human Atmosphere”: https://tinyurl.com/yp6bfemj - Cyanine Dyes for Chemists: https://tinyurl.com/4xdkc8pz - Buy Sketchy Aura Goggles: https://amzn.to/40jQR7r - History of Aura Photography: https://tinyurl.com/yc67hhxn - Skeptical Inquirer on Aura Photography: https://tinyurl.com/nhjchd3u - Edgar Cayce on Aura Colors: https://tinyurl.com/muudm4wr - Dr. Skat’s Aura Readings: https://youtu.be/Z24gJnodhkA - More on Color from Radiolab: https://tinyurl.com/bdh2b4bc TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - “They Live!” For Real! 1:55 - Dr. Kilner's Aura Goggles 5:55 - Subtle Bodies & Butterfly Reality 14:22 - Reds, Blues, Various Hues 24:32 - Psychically Swole 30:45 - Awkward Staring Experiment 43:42 - Dicyanin Dye and the Third Eye 59:10 - Psychic Training Wheels 1:07:09 - Photographic Aura Memories 1:16:20 - That Cold, Cold Skeptic Water  1:27:01 - John Keel on the Unseen World 1:30:40 - Adorable Cat Auras 1:35:00 - The Introspection Connection Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Additional Aura Investigation by Michelle Randall Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

During the 1980’s, a series of mysterious fires ripped across England, each with one eerie detail in common: every charred home contained the same painting, all untouched by the flames. In this episode, we investigate the curse of the infamous "Crying Boy" paintings now housed in the Newkirk Museum of the Paranormal. Plus, we phone Kindred Spirits' Amy Bruni for details on a spontaneously combusting doll, Greg admits to beating up children, and Connor takes on yet another alter-ego. Keep a fire extinguisher nearby, because this episode gets heated! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall Follow Keelin Mathews Twitter: https://twitter.com/arowitch   SHOW NOTES: - Newkirk Museum Patreon Article: https://tinyurl.com/bdh4w6kr - Dr. David Clarke’s Detailed Write-Up: https://tinyurl.com/r85u39cf - The “Mona Lisa Effect”: https://tinyurl.com/mpdjhcws - The Hackler Family Farmhouse Fires: https://tinyurl.com/yvzdhw24 - Read Amy Bruni’s Life with the Afterlife: https://amzn.to/3KpS4Wi - Punt PI episode on the Crying Boy Paintings, 2010: https://tinyurl.com/uvm6t2yv - William Shatner’s Weird or What?: https://youtu.be/K2F3fy7pJ_Y - Fan Website Dedicated to Giovanni Bragolin: https://tinyurl.com/4pc2xdkh - Atlas Obscura Article Featuring a Picture of the Artist: https://tinyurl.com/2p7buyey TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - These Paintings are Terrifying, Let’s Get Four 04:45 - Object Intro and History 15:30 - Call Ian, It’s Time to Kick the Painting 20:40 - Highland Cow of the Post WWII Era 36:00 - Superstition Showdown ft. Stu Stition 56:00 - Burning Paintings that Don't Burn 1:02:10 - Cover Up Your Taters 01:10:45 - POV: Greg Flirts with You 01:19:35 - Phantom Fires ft. Amy Bruni 1:34:24 - One Has Paperwork, The Other is Illegal 1:48:00 - The Ol’ Mole Connor Strikes Again 2:16:50 - Murder of Crows   Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh “Superstition Showdown” co-designed by Michelle Randall Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did Noah save the dinosaurs from extinction? We conclude our two-part series on the legend of the Mokele-Mbembe with a visit to a creationist museum, Keelin shares banana diet tips from Congo Bill, and Dana gets traumatized by a terrible 1980’s movie about humpin' in front of dinosaurs. Saddle up your brontosaurus and prepare to take the Bible literally, because it's time to finish our prehistoric quest for a living dinosaur! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall Follow Keelin Mathews Twitter: https://twitter.com/arowitch   SHOW NOTES: - The Dino Trek Patches Up Close: https://tinyurl.com/4ut2cuk5 - Ray Mackal's Research Files: https://tinyurl.com/2p99anbh - Read Mackal's Expedition Resumes: https://tinyurl.com/yyr2ysu6 - University of Chicago on Roy Mackal's Legacy: https://tinyurl.com/yc3cvwwj - Roy Mackal’s “A Living Dinosaur?”: https://amzn.to/41MRHf6 - Japanese Dinosaur Video: https://youtu.be/XCMQbxNG_xk - Read Bill Gibbons Adventures: https://amzn.to/3LA3LKQ - Diarrhea bananas: https://tinyurl.com/3uakm3xa - For more on Mokele Mbembe: https://tinyurl.com/2ddnser9 TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 – Previously On 2:25  – The Lake Tele Video 5:30 – Our Fieldtrip to Hell on Earth  19:00 – Mokele Mbemb-why? 20:05 – Congo Bill Rides Again 22:30 – Regional Diarrhea 30:00 – Disney Does Roy Mackal Dirty 35:00 – Baby the Dinosaur Wants You to Keep Your Clothes On 37:00 – Roy’s Secret Letter 41:11 – Mokele Mbemb-ending   Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do dinosaurs still walk the earth? Some scientists believe it. In this special two-part episode, we trek deep into the heart of the Congo's impenetrable jungle in search of the Mokele-mbembe. Along the way, the gang relates to soft nerd people, Connor embraces his inner-dinosaur, and Keelin continues her quest to become the world's greatest cryptozoologist. Plus: a real, live encounter with the Mokele-mbembe captured on camera!  Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall Follow Keelin Mathews Twitter: https://twitter.com/arowitch   SHOW NOTES: - The Dino Trek Patches Up Close: https://tinyurl.com/4ut2cuk5 - Ray Mackal's Research Files: https://tinyurl.com/2p99anbh - Read Mackal's Expedition Resumes: https://tinyurl.com/yyr2ysu6 - Willy Ley’s “Exotic Zoology”: https://amzn.to/3Jg6wiV - Lake Tele: https://tinyurl.com/3sw9e89m - University of Chicago on Roy Mackal's Legacy:  https://tinyurl.com/yc3cvwwj - Roy Mackal’s “A Living Dinosaur?”: https://amzn.to/41MRHf6 - Roy Mackal & James Powell Annoy a Taxi Driver: https://youtu.be/_KdnTkq4q2s - See the Hand-Drawn Expedition Map: https://tinyurl.com/mtsdt8wu - 1981 Article About the Dino Trek: https://tinyurl.com/ydy87jjr TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 Canadian Raptors 4:23 Object Introduction: The Dino Trek Patch  5:45 The Lake Tele Bembe Boy 11:21 The 1900’s Dino Craze  15:26  Roy Mackal: Crypto-Explorer Extraordinaire  25:21 The Hype Train Leaves the Station 32:00 Herman Regusters: Explosions, Satellites, and Dinosaurs 35:45 The Dino Trek Drama  44:01 Trace-1 Takes Off  48:18 The Plop Thickens  52:20 The Elephant in the Endless House  59:55 The Trek Continues…   Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If extraterrestrials asked you to run for president, would you? Gabriel Green answered the call, and became the world's first presidential candidate to campaign on a platform of UFO disclosure... in 1960. In this episode, we shed light on Gabe Green's long forgotten political career, Connor explains how aliens control the CIA, Dana wonders why aliens are so sexy, and Greg reveals that men from outer space aren't always who they seem. Gas up your moon pods and pack a roast beef sandwich, because we’re going on an adventure through disinformation, disclosure, and democracy! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall   SHOW NOTES: - “Abe in 1960 - Gabe in 1960”: https://tinyurl.com/2rrv86ab  - “The Other Candidate from Whittier”: https://tinyurl.com/yckdfks8  - AFSCA Van and More Pictures: https://tinyurl.com/2p94ztt2  - Sample AFSCA Pamphlet: https://tinyurl.com/5n8h7zxz  - Gabe’s Website Archived: https://tinyurl.com/2px7hxaw  - Entire Gabe Green Interview & More: https://tinyurl.com/2p9seu27 - More About Gabe Green: https://tinyurl.com/5256n32c  - Prior Choice Economics: https://tinyurl.com/jhryty7a  - "UFO Contact from Planet Korendor": https://amzn.to/3EmjxVh - "Korendian Honk" by David Liebe Hart: https://youtu.be/2KHT6hoBNMY - Read “Mirage Men” by Mark Pilkington: https://amzn.to/3Sl18xZ   Timestamps:  0:00 - Did Someone Say Disclosure?! 3:45 - Object Introduction: UFO Campaign Buttons  5:37 - Who is Gabriel Green?  11:12 - A Guide to Bothering People on the Bus 16:10 - The Call to Office  30:12 - Bob Renaud’s Telekinetic Basketball 56:42 - Chipped Putts & Chipped Teeth 1:00:22 - The Thing About the Government... 1:09:02 - The Korrendian Alphabet 1:11:08 - The Original Disclosure Candidate 1:16:15 - The Buck (Nelson) Stops Here Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you afraid of clowns? Maybe you should be. When a “do not open” sign is ignored, a woman finds herself haunted by "The Cracking Man", a frightening clown doll with a noisy presence. In this episode, Greg dates a Christian clown, Dana stumbles into paranormal ASMR, the gang cracks a cursed doll case, and Connor digs up a terrifying true story of possession-by-clown. Get ready to enter the Big Top, because it's time to stoke your coulrophobia!  Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall SHOW NOTES: - Chiropractic Ghosts: https://tinyurl.com/5dzfn2jt  - “Coulrophobia and the Trickster” by Joseph Durwin: https://tinyurl.com/3pbrrrns - Ringling Brothers official “How to Be A Clown”: https://tinyurl.com/54c4tckx - Actual Clown Tryouts: https://tinyurl.com/5e3zdka9 - Fear Survey from Chapman University:  https://tinyurl.com/4f8z9sb3 - Why Are We Afraid of Clowns?: https://tinyurl.com/2p8jkjnh - Reader’s Digest Covers Clowns: https://tinyurl.com/5a87888m - Atlas Obscura Clown Sighting Map: https://tinyurl.com/5x47ew3e - The Clown Panic of 2016: https://tinyurl.com/2cwvcycx - The Clown Who Started the Craze - Gags: https://tinyurl.com/vjasd6vd - Learn More About Sleep Paralysis: https://tinyurl.com/bde6yu5p - Emmett Kelly / Weary Willie: https://tinyurl.com/2s4zjbk2 - More on the Kelly Family Story: https://tinyurl.com/wwude726 - Emmett Kelly & Carol Burnett: https://tinyurl.com/2urabcs3 Timestamps:   00:00 - Ever Been To A Chiropractor? 04:50 - Meet The Cracking Man 06:53 - The Letter & Backstory 15:11 - The Dark Side of the Clown 23:00  -  Slapstick & Resilience 27:58 - So You Want to Be A Clown? 36:16- The Great Clown Purge of 2016 42:36- The Cracking Man Cuddles 58:24 - Mystery Solved? 1:03:05 -  But Wait, There’s More! 01:08:24 - The Clown Classification System 01:12:04- The Bizarre Tale of Weary Willie 01:29:52 - Clown Mode & The Importance of Archetypes Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We encountered a mythical creature in the forest... and took him Bigfoot hunting. In this episode, we recount the time we took actual movie star Jeff Goldblum on a quest to track Sasquatch in the California Redwoods. Put on a silly hat and join us as the gang practices their Bigfoot calls, Connor takes a huge whiff of Sasquatch Pheromones (and loses his sense of smell), Dana gets farted on by a cryptozoologist, Greg makes Jeff Goldblum charge a magick wand, and everyone gets the creeps listening to the "Sierra Sounds" - the best audio evidence of Bigfoot ever recorded. Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall Follow Keelin Mathews Twitter: https://twitter.com/arowitch Show Notes: Jeff Goldblum’s Squatch Knocker: https://tinyurl.com/bddspp9y What it's Like Hunting Bigfoot with Jeff Goldblum: https://tinyurl.com/4bh6kvzn Watch The World According to Jeff Goldblum: https://tinyurl.com/52erbr4h Buy a Silly Cryptozoologist Hat:  https://amzn.to/3wl2TRC Greg’s Favorite Charity: https://malaika.org/ Bigfoot Pheromones: No longer in service! Boo!  What’s the Skookum Cast, You Ask? https://tinyurl.com/ycxc9txa Cliff Barackman on Tree Knocks (Slash Claps): https://tinyurl.com/dpnbdp78 ESPN Feature on Sasquatch Calling Competition: https://tinyurl.com/f9zanmrs Finding Bigfoot teaches Sasquatch Calling: https://tinyurl.com/yr5pfnkc Read Ron Morehead’s "Voices in the Wilderness": https://amzn.to/3D7Maox Ron Morehead’s Website: https://ronmorehead.com/ "Bigfoot Sounds Off!" 45-Inch Record: https://tinyurl.com/23ffbv9w Listen to "The Sierra Sounds": https://tinyurl.com/t92js3ua Morehead & Scott Nelson on Art Bell:  https://tinyurl.com/4uwx4943 Sierra Sounds Analyzed More Closely: https://tinyurl.com/mrpp5a6a Linguist on the Sierra Sounds: https://tinyurl.com/3s2yvkjf Patterson-Gimlin Film: https://tinyurl.com/3zepdpzj A Brief Overview of Sigils: https://tinyurl.com/yc4denvf Timestamps: 00:00 – Quit Farting on Us 02:15 – Object Intro: Jeff Goldblum’s Squatch Knocker 10:30 – We’re Not "Normal" Bigfoot Hunters 12:30 – Jeff Goldblum is an Ultraterrestrial 19:05 –  You’ll Skookum out Your Mouth Holes 26:00 – For Legal Reasons, This is NOT a Hazing 28:45 – If You Have a Bigfoot in Your Home, Turn the Volume Down Now 45:20 – Dana Offends Star Trek Fans 52:53 – Bigfart Approaches 59:44 – Not THAT Kind of Magic Wand Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The dead speak! Well, they write, actually. In this episode, we analyze the ectoplasmic product of a 200-year-old séance: the paranormal penmanship of a ghost. During our exploration of the afterlife, Dana discovers feminist pirate poltergeists, Connor comes out of magical retirement, Greg summons dead goldfish with his toes, and the gang has an existential crisis while weeding out haunted hoaxes. Join hands and have a seat at the séance circle, because it's about to get ghostly. Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall Show Notes: Ghostly handwriting close-ups: https://tinyurl.com/42pstyhc The Fox Sisters: https://tinyurl.com/mr2db43v Spiritualism, Pirates, and Mumler Photos: https://tinyurl.com/3uyhyx94 The Tenets of Spiritualism: https://youtu.be/FxgsSd32oTE William Robinson’s Spirit Slate Writing and Kindred Phenomena: https://amzn.to/3inAF5g More on magician William Robinson: https://tinyurl.com/3bsnpw5y Chung Ling Soo vs Ching Ling Foo: https://youtu.be/BnFpyEqKjYE Houdini’s work against Spiritualism: https://tinyurl.com/6r6ebca2 Get your own Spirit Slates: https://amzn.to/3QFdeBr The Infamous Gambols With The Ghosts Catalog: https://tinyurl.com/55pvs4jb Modern-Day Seance Photographer Shannon Taggart: https://tinyurl.com/yjynvan6   Timestamps: 0:00 - Karl Pfeiffer is not a serial killer 5:35 - Object History: Antique Spirit Slates 7:37 - Mr. Splitfoot and the Mediums 17:17 - The Fox Sisters Have Beef 20:45 - Progressive Poltergeists 31:00 - Capitalism and Conjuring 40:37 -Magicians Ruin Everything 55:10 - By the way, Connor’s a Magician 1:11:10 - Message from the Great Fishtank in the Sky 1:18:35 - Slate Analysis & Speculation 1:31:51 - The Middle Line on Mediums Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices