The Friday Mailbag – Details, episodes & analysis

Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach longs for the days of the Sussman era and getting scammed. Anything goes at the airport. Biscuit rankings. Self checkout protocol. Where would you put a third arm? Patreon Exclusive: New Major Sports + Sandwich Breads COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Do you feel more qualified than some of your friends for their jobs? If basketball was invented tomorrow, would it become popular? Why does Paul Boehl only have one pair of underwear? All those questions answered, and so much more. Patreon Exclusive: We start our post-apocalyptic cults COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lightning hit the Gas Plant, so we're podding shorthanded today. The Bear has been renewed for Season 5, and we must once again investigate TV shows that insist on sticking around for too long. First celebrity crushes, choosing three fingers to lose to fireworks and a terrifying stuffed crust pizza from Australia. Patreon Exclusive: All Free For The Fourth COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wosny Lambre is out with a DNP so it's Zamin ElHarper coming to you on this fine Wembsday. Lavar Ball is Big Baller Back and we missed him so damn much. Was the world a better place when Lavar was constantly on the airwaves? We've got major ownership turmoil in the association, as Marc Lore and A-Rod forgot to include a No Take Backsies clause in their contract with Glen Taylor. Meanwhile, two mortgage brokers turned owners that attended Michigan State have mad beef as their teams clash in the desert tonight. My third eye tells me someone already discussed this over a year ago... Patreon Exclusive: Joel Embiid is back! What does that mean for the 76ers prospects? Doc Rivers is questioning the Milwaukee Bucks 'road professionalism', and we break down his comments in incredibly descriptive detail. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Zach has taken his relationship with Meta AI's chimp art generation to the next level What's your favorite brand of seltzer and flavor? How is Jon Taffer taking over the seltzer space? What outfit would you wear if when you passed away, you were stuck wearing that fit for eternity? What Sitcom would you like to live in and which character would you be? When did Smokey the Bear go through his glow up? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Did Diddy do it or didn't he? Wos guides us through the latest turbulence with Sean 'Puffy' Combs and we discuss Young Thug's incarceration, Meek Mill protesting too much and 50 Cent's sheer delight at the downfall of his enemies. The Jontay Porter situation has called into question the league's relationship with gambling and how the cost benefit analysis only favors minimum players. The Los Angeles basketball teams are fighting for their playoff lives right now, and had some interesting postgame quotes this week. D'Angelo Russel called the Lakers "unpredictable" while coach Ty Lue declared that the Clippers' identity is "soft". Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! The Warriors are in danger of falling out of the play-in due to the surging Rockets, and the freshly extended Steve Kerr is on the hot seat for not playing Stephen Curry enough. Also, Chris Paul was ejected last week for calling Tony Brothers a Tik Toker. We give you our Underdogs Fantasy Combination of the day. Sam Brock made an appearance on the Today show and is desperately in need of the services of the Law Offices of Amin Elhassan. Patreon Exclusive: March Mildness? Why this year's chalky tournament and watching games during the day isn't quite as cool as it used to be. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdogs Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie & Mayes with Anton Ham & Clay Manges Zach is still obsessed with having AI render chimpanzee art. Eden's flight rant: Why aren't there more direct flights from New York to Vegas?? Would you eat a bad meal your significant other made? Underdogs Fantasy Combination of the day. Why are men so concerned about Gray Hair? Patreon Exclusive: Zach's second encounter with Sexy Johnny. Will there be a third? Sign up for Underdogs Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. We're halfway through the week, but still not even close to done talking about Amin's follow through and subsequent Spin Alley campaign of excuses. JJ Redick and LeBron James have teamed up to provide the nerdy X's and O's analysis sorely lacking from the podcast space. When did LeBron change his public feelings about Steph Curry? Why is Draymond so salty about being left out of this venture? How does Lamar Odom enter the conversation? We give you our Underdogs Fantasy Combination of the week. D'Angelo Russel is now the Lakers Franchise Record holder for three pointers in a season and coach Darvin Ham has given him a green room. Patreon Exclusive Segment: Alex Rodriguez and Marc Lore had a hiccup in their purchase of the Minnesota Timberwolves, according to Glen Taylor. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdogs Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Coach Tray's competitive fire has been awakened as he describes his team's thrilling game that came down to the wire in the Nike Homecourt Classic. Wilson Chandler calls the experience 'The Closest Thing to NBA Basketball'. Kyrie Irving and Bam Adebayo delivered clutch Game WInners on Sunday. Do you work on that shot? After weeks of denials, the NBA officially announced that there have been "officiating focuses" outlined by the League that impacted a decreased in league scoring. If you missed this update, it's because Woj tried to sneaked it out in a Friday Night News Dump that minimized the severity and failed to credit Tom's referenced statistics. Patreon Exclusive: Amin Elhassan floats in to break down his filmed jump shot and follow through that created such a stir on social media, only someone of his tremendous character and personality could have taken it in stride. Produced by Anthony Mayes Sign up for Underdogs Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices