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The boys are back around the table to pick their ultimate Animal XI as well as answer some very tricky football questions…

The boys are coming together in this one to build their perfect attacker based off a variety of stats, as well as have a bit of fun and play some Who Am I’s!

Aaron, Heggie and Calum are here to predict the entirety of Euro 2024! Jacob would be here but he was otherwise engaged, as you will find out...

Celtic vs Rangers. Haaland vs Mbappe. The boys are here to debate these football questions and more in this episode!

In this episode of the Podcast, the boys will run down their top 20 strikers currently in the Premier League, one per club! We also discuss the classic between Manchester City and Chelsea, where we think that recent results will leave the Blues’ finishing position come seasons end, and discussing who we think are the 8 teams you could consider the best of the best in the league… Strap yourselves in, this one contains arguments… 👀

In this episode of the Podcast, the boys get together with their lists of their Top 10 English players and make a combined list with them all! A flat chat classic returns, and Aaron may have missed a big player out from his list…

Aaron, Heggie and Jacob are here for this one, and, inspired by Box2Box, they’re going to be playing Rank Them! Calum in his absence has set the boys up with some categories, let’s see how the boys rate them!

The boys are back with more Blind Tier Lists for this podcast, and this time, Calum is here to face the music from the boys for his selections… but has he been a 🐀?

The boys take the podcast out on the road to the good folk of Tophski’s for a Mukbang and a discussion (or attempted discussion) about who would be in a Premier League Mount Rushmore for their positions…

Aaron is back with the boys for this episode of the Podcast and in this one, the boys will be discussing their favourite things in football! Players, competitions, goals, even their favourite pre-match scran before the games!

In this episode, Heggie, Jacob and Calum put their owner and manager hats on as they pick their ultimate Premier League squad!

Aaron fans, you're being treated with this one, as the boys get together to talk about some of the best stories about Aaron! They also talk football as well but you're not here for that...

In this episode, Calum, Jacob and Aaron have been set a challenge by Heggie, in the form of Blind Tier Lists! Strap in, this one is a good one… 👀

With club football taking its first international break of the year, the boys have went to you guys for a bit of a Q&A! We also talk about Scotland, how the game was against Cyprus, previewing the game vs England, and talking about just how good it is to follow the national team just now.

In this bumper episode, the boys talk about the big games from the fourth week of the Premier League season, including Arsenal's comeback win over Manchester United, discuss Celtic's big win at Ibrox over Rangers, and bring back a Flat Chat original, the International Draft, with heated results...

In this episode, the boys will be reviewing the action from the third week of the Premier League and, of course, previewing the big one in Scotland at the weekend, the first meeting between Rangers and Celtic this season! Who do the boys think will come out on top at Ibrox?

After a short break, the boys are back on the Podcast, and in this episode, they talk about the first two weeks of the new Premier League season, what they have made of it, and give a very important update on our FPL League with Lunch and Tophski's...

It is almost time for the Premier League to return and almost time for another FPL season! In this episode, the boys will be giving their 3 picks for underrated FPL players to consider having in your squad (with mixed results)!

In this episode, the boys will discuss their early picks for some Premier League awards, such as signings, flops and surprises of the season, picking a 5 a side draft based off the Prem, as well as make a massive announcement for the channel as a whole… 👀

The Premier League season is a couple of weeks away so it is time for the lads to predict how they think the table will look come the end of May!

Will City win it again? Can Arsenal go one step further? Will Chelsea and Spurs have a resurgence? And will Jacob be watching the Sky Bet Championship in 2024/25? The boys will attempt to answer those questions in this episode!

Heggie, Calum and Aaron are here to talk about the transfer window so far and the biggest confirmed signings from the Premier League clubs! Some big names such as Declan Rice, Jurrien Timber and Mason Mount have made big moves, but how do the boys rate the signings?

In this episode, the boys (with help from director Erinn), take a break from talking about football and instead, play a game of Would You Rather, where the boys will have some tough decisions to make, including how much it would take to get them to leave The Flat Chat... 👀

It's time for Part 2 of the World Class Series as the boys move on to rating the best attacking minded players in the Premier League! Attacking midfielders, wingers and strikers are all on the board, and there may be some controversial positioning of certain players...

Jacob returns to join the boys, in the return of an original Flat Chat series, the World Class Series, where the boys will take a group of players in a variety of positions, and determine the 5 that they think are world class.

This time around, they'll be ranking defensively minded players, including goalkeepers, centre backs, full backs and defensive midfielders!

Stay tuned for Part 2, where the attacking minded players will also be ranked...

Aaron, Heggie and Calum sit down in this episode to discuss potential transfers to the Premier League's Big 7, Arsenal, Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea, Tottenham and Newcastle!

Ranging from realistic moves to dream transfers, what do the boys think the Big 7 could do in the transfer window?

After giving out their end of season awards, the boys go more in depth in this episode and grade every all 20 teams' 2022/23 Premier League seasons! How will Jacob's Everton and Aaron's Leeds get ranked? What about the big six? Tune in to find out.

Welcome to the very first episode of The Flat Chat Podcast! In this pilot episode, the boys (joined by Jamie from Wireless) will be giving out their End of Season Awards for the Premier League season just gone.

Who wins Player of the Year? Who was the biggest flop?