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The Beauty Crime Files are back, and this week Rachel’s in the hot seat.

We’re rewinding 10 years to Rachel’s bridal Botox disaster (because nothing says wedding prep quite like a questionable eyebrow situation). 💉

We also get into the darker side of aesthetics — clinics shutting down and reopening under new names, patients being left in the lurch, and being aware of influencers who aren’t quite so forthcoming about their cosmetic disasters.

Plus, we’re decoding Kris Jenner’s facelift secrets, debating the realities of parenting baby number one, two and three, and somehow ending up discussing random TikTok squishies. Don’t ask. 😂

As always, plenty of opinions, questionable tangents and absolutely no particular order to the chaos.

Two women. Zero filter. Welcome to The Filtered Life. 💋🎙️

This week, we’re talking all things beauty, makeup and questionable cosmetic decisions. And naturally, we have a few opinions. 🤭

We’re kicking things off with our Product of the Week, sharing a couple of beauty favourites before getting into makeup trends, the obsession with soft glam and a bit of beef in the makeup artistry world. Let’s just say Vanessa isn’t holding back… 🙃

Then there’s the small matter of Vanessa’s Turkey teeth. What started as a trip abroad for a perfect smile hasn’t exactly gone to plan, and now she’s left wondering what on earth she’s going to do about it?!

We’re also opening the floor to your beauty disasters. Botched Botox, filler regrets, cosmetic surgery nightmares… we’ve all heard the horror stories, and we want to hear yours. 👀

And because we’ve apparently got too many beauty disasters to squeeze into one episode, we’re splitting this one into two.

Part 2 drops NEXT WEEK, when Rachel reveals what happened when her bridal Botox went very, very wrong. Just what every bride dreams of before her wedding. 😂

Beauty, bad decisions and some very unfiltered opinions. Welcome back to The Filtered Life. You’ve been warned. 💋

After years of saying we should start a podcast, we’ve finally done it. Between imminent childbirth, failed Amazon microphones, missed deliveries and questionable ChatGPT guidance, it’s been an absolute shitshow. 😂

So, who are we and why on earth have we decided to give ourselves microphones?

We’re getting into our friendship, careers, beauty, editing our photos and the ridiculous pressure to look good, be successful and have your entire life together (or at least look like you do).

There’s a bit of growing older, giving fewer fucks, some very unfiltered opinions, plus our love-hate relationship with ChatGPT and why it’s either a complete genius or an absolute liability.

Glam on the outside. Chaos underneath. Welcome to The Filtered Life. You’ve been warned. 💋