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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

Little late to the party, but here is an incredible Valentine's Day fic that was created by Team Cadet for the Dramione Valentine's Collab Collection 2025, curated by The Dramione Archives (me!). This fic was written by sad_millennial with beta'ing by PearlButtons, artwork by Bekazimi and narrated by The Dramione Archives.

Draco Malfoy cares little about Valentine’s Day, and cares even less about Hogwarts’s upcoming Valentine’s Day ball.

What he does care about, however, is impressing his colleague and fellow professor: one Hermione Granger.

Thus, Draco joins the faculty Party Planning Panel. All is well until his harebrained colleague, the ever-dim Liam Rutherford, brings the cursed skull of Saint Valentine into the mix.

[[Featuring Professors Dramione, nosy students and portraits, and Draco’s quest to Live Attractively While Pink.]]

Originally posted on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62989351

Special thank you you all the podficcers who lent their voices to the characters: mangotart_reads, Paper Crane Audiobooks, iggygiraffe, AMP Audiobooks, Pensieve Podfics, M+G Readings, meems_toandend, FanFixation, NoxTails, kitkat2kith, Panda Patronus, trillbyskinner, shizade, and lispodfics.

Theo even called Lucius “Daddy” at times, knowing full well it made the elder Malfoy's eye twitch.

Especially then.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/62742214⁠

Theo even called Lucius “Daddy” at times, knowing full well it made the elder Malfoy's eye twitch.

Especially then.

Originally posted on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62742214

His eyes widened and flicked to hers, then back. Hermione held her breath in anticipation, watching him closely.

"That's"—Draco licked his lips—"very clichée of you."

A look at his crotch proved that his body considered it something else entirely.

Originally posted on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54361237

Trigger warnings: Manipulation but consensual sex, Murder, Major Character Death

When a portrait is placed in Draco's bedroom, he finds himself falling into the depths of the beguiling art. A young woman, stuck forever in a gilded cage on a vermillion chaise with no companion but him. By the time a connection is formed, it's too little too late.

Demon Hermione x Manipulated Draco

Originally posted on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34078126

Narrators:

• AMP Audiobooks
• The Dramione Archives
• g0lden_g1rl

And featuring the voices of:

• iggygiraffe as Draco
• Paper Crane Audiobooks as Hermione
• mangotart_reads as Lucius
• Pensieve Podfics as Mippy

“I’ve seen you watching me,” Nott said, interrupting Harry’s thoughts. Harry hadn’t even noticed him get up, let alone sit at Harry’s table. “Care to tell me why?” One of his dark eyebrows arched up and it made Harry want to trace it with his finger.

Harry bit his lip and noticed Nott's eyes flicker down to it. “I-I like you!” Harry blurted out as if he’d been dosed with Veritaserum, his cheeks reddening. “I think you’re cute.”

Originally posted on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43381498

It would be true to say that Voldemort would have had Draco, mind, body and soul, for however long he was required, had Draco's son simply not died.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33212599

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Draco discovers the magic of muggle tabletop RPG's and their power to bring people together.

This is a multi-voice podfic featuring:

• Narrator: The Dramione Archives
• Hermione: peasina
• Draco: FanFixation
• Harry: Meems_toanend
• Neville: Paper Crane Audiobooks
• Theo: Iggygiraffe
• Ginny: Time Wizard Podfics

Originally posted on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58629100

Amazing cover at by Paper Crane Audiobooks⁠.

The end of Voldemort heralds the signing of the first Wizarding Peace Accord, allowing Purebloods and Wizarding Citizens to co-exist under very strict rules. But the Accord requires more than just optimism to work. It requires the art of diplomacy.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35772373

Hi everyone - just a quick update of the narration I am currently doing with Ollivander (aka The Wizard Wheezes) on sinflower81's incredible fic - 'Meet Me In Dreamland'.

Wishing Ollivander a good rest and speedy recovery! We'll be back with 'Meet Me In Dreamland' as soon as possible, but in the meantime there will be a few amazing one shots for you all that I have previously only published on AO3.

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠h⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠…⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9Id…3fcd7810a49490d⁠

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠h⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d⁠

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠h⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d⁠

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠h⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d⁠

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠h⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d⁠

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠h⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠h⁠⁠⁠⁠ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠h⁠⁠⁠ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠h⁠⁠ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠h⁠ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIZZLE00!!

Content Warnings: Pregnancy, brief mention of thoughts of abortion, implied past child abuse, implied past underage sex

Summary: It had been six months ago, a year into his two year sentence, when she had first come to see him. She had spent the years since the war fast-tracking her education to become a solicitor. His solicitor. Being Hermione Granger, she had managed to complete a six year process in two. As she had promised him she would.

Draco is serving a sentence in Azkaban and Hermione wants to get him off. So she does, often. Unfortunately, his father is trying to marry him off to Astoria Greengrass. But there are lots of tangled webs being weaved. Luckily, they have friends in high places.

Read the full work here.

The Cast: Narrator - The Dramione Archives Draco - FanFixation Hermione - LisaAudiobookish Astoria - Pensieve Podfics Lucius - meems_toandend Narcissa - g0lden_g1rl Pansy - Lis Podfics Theo - Paper Crane Audiobooks Harry - M+G Readings Blaise - iggygiraffe Ron - The Wizard Wheezes The Guard - mangotart_reads House Elf - shizade

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

Don't mind me slotting in this special episode of The Dramione Archives (because it took me way longer to edit than I'd like to admit). Back in December I had a fun chat with some of my fellow Dramione podficers about everything from our favourite fics and voices to narrate, fics we've read, collaborations, to our plans for 2025.

Content is correct at time of recording: 14th December 2024

Discover more from these amazing podficers on the Harry Potter Podfic Spreadsheet mentioned here: https://tofulionraven.github.io/podfics/ as well as on their individual platforms:

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Originally posted on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668

Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

** Content Warning: Infidelity, Semi-Public Sex **

Somehow, they are the only two still awake at one in the morning, watching a Muggle pornography film together. It’s not something she’d ever thought would happen, being this aroused while looking into Draco Malfoy’s annoyingly, admittedly captivating silver gaze.

He licks his lips, and the intensity of his scrutiny causes her nipples to tighten. It’s somehow the most erotic moment of her life, because it’s him, a concept she’ll think about later.

Originally posted on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55421515?view_full_work=true

At a pub on New Year’s Eve, Draco definitely doesn’t watch other wizards flirting with Hermione Granger. And he most certainly isn’t jealous.

Originally posted on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/52581901

Listen to more from Paper Crane Audiobooks here: https://open.spotify.com/show/6XDK6Y4IcKF6MS78GfUTRd?si=97963d504db5425b

Hermione wants nothing more than to never see Hogwarts again but as she tries to move forward with her life, the mandatory return of all 8th-year students and the announcement of the year-long Unity Project, called the Scavenger Hunt, adds more weight to her already full mental load. To make matters worse, she's paired with her worst enemy, Draco Malfoy.

As the year progresses, unlikely partners face challenges together in various Scavenger Hunts, testing their teamwork, resilience, and eventual understanding.

Will the Wizarding World heal or will these Gryffindor/ Slytherin duos tear each other apart?

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠archiveofourown.org/works/53417059

Hermione wants nothing more than to never see Hogwarts again but as she tries to move forward with her life, the mandatory return of all 8th-year students and the announcement of the year-long Unity Project, called the Scavenger Hunt, adds more weight to her already full mental load. To make matters worse, she's paired with her worst enemy, Draco Malfoy.

As the year progresses, unlikely partners face challenges together in various Scavenger Hunts, testing their teamwork, resilience, and eventual understanding.

Will the Wizarding World heal or will these Gryffindor/ Slytherin duos tear each other apart?

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/53417059

Hermione wants nothing more than to never see Hogwarts again but as she tries to move forward with her life, the mandatory return of all 8th-year students and the announcement of the year-long Unity Project, called the Scavenger Hunt, adds more weight to her already full mental load. To make matters worse, she's paired with her worst enemy, Draco Malfoy.

As the year progresses, unlikely partners face challenges together in various Scavenger Hunts, testing their teamwork, resilience, and eventual understanding.

Will the Wizarding World heal or will these Gryffindor/ Slytherin duos tear each other apart?

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/53417059

Hermione wants nothing more than to never see Hogwarts again but as she tries to move forward with her life, the mandatory return of all 8th-year students and the announcement of the year-long Unity Project, called the Scavenger Hunt, adds more weight to her already full mental load. To make matters worse, she's paired with her worst enemy, Draco Malfoy.

As the year progresses, unlikely partners face challenges together in various Scavenger Hunts, testing their teamwork, resilience, and eventual understanding.

Will the Wizarding World heal or will these Gryffindor/ Slytherin duos tear each other apart?

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/53417059

Hermione wants nothing more than to never see Hogwarts again but as she tries to move forward with her life, the mandatory return of all 8th-year students and the announcement of the year-long Unity Project, called the Scavenger Hunt, adds more weight to her already full mental load. To make matters worse, she's paired with her worst enemy, Draco Malfoy.

As the year progresses, unlikely partners face challenges together in various Scavenger Hunts, testing their teamwork, resilience, and eventual understanding.

Will the Wizarding World heal or will these Gryffindor/ Slytherin duos tear each other apart?

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/53417059

Hermione wants nothing more than to never see Hogwarts again but as she tries to move forward with her life, the mandatory return of all 8th-year students and the announcement of the year-long Unity Project, called the Scavenger Hunt, adds more weight to her already full mental load. To make matters worse, she's paired with her worst enemy, Draco Malfoy.

As the year progresses, unlikely partners face challenges together in various Scavenger Hunts, testing their teamwork, resilience, and eventual understanding.

Will the Wizarding World heal or will these Gryffindor/ Slytherin duos tear each other apart?

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/53417059

Hermione wants nothing more than to never see Hogwarts again but as she tries to move forward with her life, the mandatory return of all 8th-year students and the announcement of the year-long Unity Project, called the Scavenger Hunt, adds more weight to her already full mental load. To make matters worse, she's paired with her worst enemy, Draco Malfoy.

As the year progresses, unlikely partners face challenges together in various Scavenger Hunts, testing their teamwork, resilience, and eventual understanding.

Will the Wizarding World heal or will these Gryffindor/ Slytherin duos tear each other apart?

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/53417059

Hermione wants nothing more than to never see Hogwarts again but as she tries to move forward with her life, the mandatory return of all 8th-year students and the announcement of the year-long Unity Project, called the Scavenger Hunt, adds more weight to her already full mental load. To make matters worse, she's paired with her worst enemy, Draco Malfoy.

As the year progresses, unlikely partners face challenges together in various Scavenger Hunts, testing their teamwork, resilience, and eventual understanding.

Will the Wizarding World heal or will these Gryffindor/ Slytherin duos tear each other apart?

Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/53417059