Explore every episode of the podcast The Dorota Diaries: A Gossip Girl Podcast
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| S2E11 - The Magnificent Archibalds | 17 Nov 2025 | 02:03:54 | |
Order up those diner french fries cuz it's another Upper East Side Thanksgiving, y'all! Dinner will be served at... 4am because we have a LOT of things to cover before we can even start fryin' the bird! If you have notes on Blair's pie recipe, you can keep that to yourself because she is not here for your little games. Speaking of games, will Serena WIN the "prize" that is Aaron Rose, beloved IKEA artist extraordinaire? Somebody get out the van der Woodsen dossiers and tell Bart what the hell is going on here. It's THANKSGIVING! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E10 - Bonfire of the Vanity | 21 Oct 2025 | 01:49:40 | |
It is the 20th anniversary of Bass Industries. Time sure does fly when you are an evil billionaire and abysmal father! It's Blair's birthday and she's about to meet her mom's new boyfriend. Let's hope he's going to be the present she is hoping for, but we won't hold our breath. Meanwhile, Serena is on the world's worst scavenger hunt, while Dan is suddenly a noted New York journalist. As they say, "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E1 - Summer, Kind of Wonderful | 07 May 2024 | 01:16:01 | |
You know what they say, Upper East Siders. "April showers bring season 2 of The Dorota Diaries!" Or was it something totally different? We don't know and WE DON'T CARE. Join us as we explore the Hamptons, shades of white, Rufus v. Jack Johnson, and sex positivity for teen boys who wanna be lil sluts. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E18 - Much 'I Do' About Nothing | 01 Jan 2024 | 01:08:42 | |
Here comes the bride, Upper East Siders! Spring is here and the flowers are in bloom in everybody's hair. While one couple ties the knot, another looks like they're on the verge of a breakup. Ah, the circle of life. We end season 1 asking one very important question: Who IS David? Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E17 - Woman On The Verge | 25 Nov 2023 | 01:24:44 | |
Content warning: Drug overdose Are you a big Leaky Hawk fan? If so, hop in the portal with the gang and grab a front row seat at the Forgotten Bands of the 90s show! This is a real 10 and 2 episode driving us full speed into the season finale. Everybody is rallying around Serena in her time of need, but will it be enough against Hurricane Georgina? Disclaimer: we had some audio difficulties while recording so our apologies for the sound quality in this one! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E16 - All About My Brother | 05 Oct 2023 | 01:43:18 | |
Blair and Jenny's final battle is here, Upper East Siders, and it's a problematic doozy! And while Asher might not have a sack of hot dogs this week, he DOES have a sack of SECRETS — and so does ERIC!!! Meanwhile, Serena hasn't shaken Georgina, who is now going by Sarah and charming the gullible-ass pants off of Dan and Vanessa. Georgina vs. Serena, Blair vs. Jenny, Lily & Rufus vs. being a good parent — who will win?? And WHO killed JFK? Tune in to find out! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E15 - Desperately Seeking Serena | 12 Sep 2023 | 01:18:22 | |
It's SAT time for our favorite private school crew! While Dan chooses to read every SAT prep book known to man, Blair copes with her stress by leaning on her 'ol bullying ways. Serena wants to do well, but with Georgina in town we're not so sure how that's gonna work out for our favorite bad girl gone good. Meanwhile, in Brooklyn, Jenny continues to be the worst person on the planet, but at least she likes hot dogs. Other noteworthy things: a hot new couple (according to Talea) and an important life lesson that nothing good ever comes from attending a Flo Rida concert. Put on those boots with the fur, Upper East Siders! We are desperately waiting for you to listen to this one. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E14 - The Blair Bitch Project | 10 Aug 2023 | 01:50:32 | |
Team Blair or Team Jenny? You've gotta decide, Upper East Siders! Mark the date and time because Jenny has pushed our buttons so much in this episode that we may, for the very first time, empathize with Rufus' POV. Shocking, we know... Put on that princess party hat and grab a slice of Jenny cake, babes! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E13 - The Thin Line Between Chuck & Nate | 19 Jul 2023 | 01:20:06 | |
Rumors are lighting up the hallways of our favorite private school for girls and (gasp!) a few of our favorite friendships may not survive it. What does survive is decades-long misogyny and slut-shaming! Gen Z — you can bring back the 00s style, but we beg of you to let this part stay in the archives. If we were you, our first response would be to listen to this episode on a lovely, clear blue day! #IYKYK Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E12 - School Lies | 21 Apr 2023 | 01:16:42 | |
Splish splash, y'all! A fun night at the uh... school swimming pool (smdh) goes horribly awry. Word gets back to the new headmistress and she did not come to play with these privileged youths. Grab that boogie board and try to stay afloat, Upper East Siders! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E11 - Roman Holiday | 11 Apr 2023 | 01:25:48 | |
The prodigal father returns! Blair’s dad is home for the holidays, but the father-daughter reunion is short-lived because her father’s boyfriend has crashed the party. Across town, Serena and Dan get to know each other better through the art of gift-giving. Have a holly, jolly Christmas (in April), Upper East Siders! Here at the Dorota Diaries, it’s gonna be ANYTHING but a silent night. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E10 - Hi, Society! | 18 Feb 2023 | 01:04:40 | |
Are you 16 and know exactly what you want the rest of your life to look like? Do you have a grandmother who would do anything to get her way? Are you a ballroom dance aficionado? Do you love stuffy parties where you are formally announced to your community even though they all already know who you are? Well, you've come to the right place. It's cotillion time, baby! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E9 - There Might Be Blood | 27 Sep 2025 | 02:12:30 | |
Y'all ever been to a guerrilla fashion show? Well, slip on those Louboutins because Jenny and Agnes cordially invite us to one. What. An. Epic. Moment. You're in for a treat, Upper East Siders. In other news, we are officially launching the "Dan Mind Your Business" challenge, while we watch Blair not mind her business and it's actually a good thing for once. Side stories include: Justice for JT Yorke (Yes, from Degrassi, sigh. Just listen). Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E9 - Blair Waldorf Must Pie! | 07 Jul 2022 | 01:38:51 | |
Episode Content Warning: Eating Disorders It may be July, but it is THANKSGIVING over here at The Dorota Diaries! In this episode, Maria and Talea reveal themselves as huge fans of Thanksgiving, but even bigger fans of Upper East Side holiday draaaaama. Other v important topics include Lexapro, Vicodin, and Anne Archibald's unfulfilled dreams. Grab a plate (or two) of your favorite pie and bon appétit! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E8 - Seventeen Candles | 28 Mar 2022 | 01:31:12 | |
Happy Birthday, Upper East Siders! We know it's probably not your birthday today, but today we're celebrating the 17th birthday of our Queen Blair Waldorf, so who cares about when your birthday is? Join us as we dive into what is and isn't allowed when it comes to Dan, Serena, and Vanessa, an embarrassing Rock Band match that just goes on too long, and whether or not we'd have access to the extremely exclusive SEARCH.COM. It's an episode so good, you won't need a birthday wish. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E7 - Victor/Victrola | 22 Feb 2022 | 02:01:06 | |
Happy New Year, Upper East Siders (better late than never)! We couldn’t ask for a better episode to kick off The Dorota Diaries in 2022 and to prove it, enjoy two hours of us fawning over the whole damn thing. I think we’ve found our passion in life and it is this episode. Just sit back, grab a nice martini, and enjoy the ride baby! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E6 - The Handmaiden's Tale | 12 Dec 2021 | 01:26:52 | |
Masquerades and Moroccan-themed parties are upon us, y'all! This episode marks the momentous debut of Dan's BEST (and only) friend Vanessa Abrams, and Nate's Stepford mama, Anne Archibald, who does not blink. Phantom of the Opera cosplay, coke hidin' fathers, cultural appropriation, and sweet, sweet revenge. What more could we ask for on the Upper East Side? Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E5 - Dare Devil | 11 Nov 2021 | 01:27:26 | |
The martinis are poured and the designer clothes are pressed 'cuz we are heading into the most important day of the fall (according to Queen B) — the annual sleepover! On the other side of town, Derena at long last goes on a proper first date. Rufus is as sad as ever, but at least he has his glory days to cheer him up? Get out your sleeping bags and take a load off, Upper East Siders! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E4 - Bad News Blair | 28 Oct 2021 | 01:36:34 | |
Life truly has its ups and downs so we had to take some time away, but we are BACK! Hop in your limo to join us as we witness the birth and death of Blair's modeling career at the hands of her own hilariously evil mother. We are also treated to what is possibly one of the world's worst first dates (looking at you, Derena). Lastly, the infamous Lost Weekend is upon us. Hang on to your basketballs, boys! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E3 - Poison Ivy | 19 Aug 2021 | 01:41:09 | |
Hey, Upper East Siders! The Dorota Diaries is back with episode 3 — and it's Ivy week! Travel back in time with us to junior year of high school, AKA when college acceptances were at the top of our minds... at least for some of us. Prepare to watch Dan stress out, Nate and Chuck chill out, and Blair and Serena fight and cry it out. Sharpen your #2 pencils! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E2 - The Wild Brunch | 28 Jul 2021 | 01:40:06 | |
Hey Upper East Siders, The Dorota Diaries is back! In episode 2, The Wild Brunch, we learn that brunch is an extreme sport and not for the faint of heart, we ponder a possible love connection between Little J and Blair, and we bow down to the debut of Queen Dorota. It's a juicy one, y'all. Hope you like waffles! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S1E1 - Pilot | 12 Jul 2021 | 01:58:57 | |
Welcome to The Dorota Diaries: A Gossip Girl Podcast. Join us, Talea and Maria, as we dive into the iconic 2007 CW original show, Gossip Girl! We'll discuss the best outfits, worst looks, and hottest scandals starting with the first episode: the pilot. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E8 - Pret-a-Poor J | 20 Sep 2025 | 01:50:32 | |
This is a big one, y'all! Join us as we watch Little J duke it out once more with Eleanor Waldorf herself. We can't say we endorse what Jenny's doing, but dang do we love to see it. We could not get through this episode without the three A's: Agnes, Aaron, and poor, sweet Arthur. Strap into the portal, kids, we're heading to the Ikea Art Installation in Brooklyn. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E7 - Chuck in Real Life | 01 Jun 2025 | 01:38:36 | |
Gather 'round, Upper East Siders! Be home by curfew for dinner because we need to help make an evil billionaire and his self-absorbed wife's dreams come true. It's the van der Woodsen-Bass family shindig in which they will be debuting as a "close family" to the outside world. However, we know that inside, things are... a little complicated to say the least. Bring your warm, fuzzy family memories and PLEASE don't forget your underwear! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E6 - New Haven Can Wait | 20 May 2025 | 01:40:32 | |
What person, real or imagined, living or dead, would you most like to have dinner with? We'll wait. In the meantime, let's take the Amtrak down to ol' New Haven, Connecticut with our prep school pals. Unfortunately, the S & B beef crosses state lines at a very inconvenient time. Nate predictably scopes out the women of Yale, while Chuck scopes out the weird children of the corn (finance bro sons) of Yale. Dan is as neurotic and unprepared as ever. Will our Constance-St. Jude's kids really WOW the dean during this trip? We don't know. You'll have to ask Shirley, the cat queen. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E5 - The Serena Also Rises | 25 Feb 2025 | 01:32:03 | |
As the great David Bowie once sang: "Fashion! Turn to the left. Fashion! Turn to the right." It's fashion week in New York City, baby! Blair's got a big job to do backstage at the Eleanor Waldorf show while Serena bucks tradition for her moment on the catwalk of all places. We have a new, hot designer on the prowl and it's our very own Little J. The unlikely pairing of Dan and Chuck are hanging out like multiple times? Also, Lily has a thing for rat paintings. Hurry up and press play on this episode before it's deemed so last season. [Note: Talea was having some technical difficulties with her mic. Sorry about that, y'all!] Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E4 - The Ex-Files | 07 Feb 2025 | 01:31:04 | |
We made it, y'all. It's the first day of senior year! Are you a victim or a project? Some people, like Serena and Dan, are both. Join us as we navigate the choppy water that is post-breakup life. We also have Chuck vs. Blair, Vanessa vs. Nate, and Lily vs. Rufus (ugh) in the same boat. Another breakup is on the horizon, but we guarantee you did NOT see this one comin'. Hit play and let's go out to brunch together (instead of, you know, actually going to class). Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E3 - The Dark Night | 28 Jan 2025 | 01:01:38 | |
Happy New Year, Upper East Siders! We hope the start of 2025 is treating you well and, if not, at least we have the greatest trust fund babies of all time to keep us company! It's freezing outside right now, but the sidewalks are hot and steamy in this episode. It's summertime and school is almost back in session. A blackout brings sex, lies, and truth to the surface. Fingers crossed that Lord Marcus and his weird ass stepmom are gone when the lights come back on... Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E2 - Never Been Marcused | 12 Jul 2024 | 01:08:06 | |
Lords and Duchesses and Affairs, oh my! Unfortunately, summer break is coming to a close for our dear friends of the Upper East. Will loose ends be tied up in a perfect bow come the fall? Join your ol' pals Maria and Talea as we laugh our way out of the Hamptons (via the Jitney, of course) and bid farewell to the dog days of summer. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E12 - It's a Wonderful Lie | 19 Dec 2025 | 02:03:52 | |
If you're in line, STAY IN LINE for this episode, Upper East Siders! It's the annual Snowflake Ball, and the drama is so hot that we're certain this ice is going to melt at any minute. Blair and Chuck are still at their little games while Vanessa and Jenny are playing The Petty Games™. Dan and Serena are moving towards an amicable friend zone, but that doesn't stop them from staring at each other while in the arms of another on the dance floor. In other dance floor news: Samantha. Hang onto your top hats, y'all! It's gonna be a bumpy ride on this Lexicoaster. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E17 - Carrnal Knowledge | 27 Mar 2026 | 01:21:52 | |
That ol' bat Ms. Carr is at it again, Upper East Siders! We have reached our limit with Cornflower Mary, and we kid you not, she gets worse with every scene. Someone send this predator to Rikers! In just one episode, this lady's actions got the Constance-St. Jude's Parent Council schlepping to the school on a Saturday (think about the cancelled dinner reservations, says Lily), Handsome Dan being sent away to the French countryside to be raised by that homewrecker Roman, and cell phones banned on campus. Can you believe this?! We sure can't. Text us on our contraband flip phone 'cuz we gotta take this lady down ASAP. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E16 - You've Got Yale | 13 Mar 2026 | 01:58:04 | |
Don't mind us, Upper East Siders. We're just sitting here hitting "refresh" for Blair on the Yale portal. It's Yale Day, y'all! Join our friends as they anxiously await to hear who is in and who is out. Eh, who are we kidding? Only Dan and Blair are anxious about getting in. Serena is anxious about making a decision about anything at every turn of her life. Unfortunately, she has a new favorite teacher who, for some reason, started at Constance halfway through the school year? Spoiler alert: We (Talea and Maria) hate this lady. In other news, Chuck and Lily finally team up to defeat that pest from Australia, Uncle Jack. And, finally, we present to you a word without context: LUFUS. Now, if you'll excuse us, we would like to get back to reading our favorite book, Opera for Dummies. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E15 - Gone With The Will | 24 Feb 2026 | 01:49:42 | |
It's time for the reading of Bart's will, Upper East Siders! Are you in, or are you sending your legal representation in your place? Chuck's a little more himself in this episode, but the bar is in hell on this, so take that with a grain of salt. Uncle Jack is ELATED that his brother is dead so he can move away from Down Under and make Manhattan his new home. Jack is so devious that he will even use Blair's love for Chuck against her and make her a pawn in his sick game! Dan continues to avoid Serena so he doesn't end up telling her that they share a sibling, which is proving to be tough on their new relationship. Meanwhile, Eric has a boyfriend and Jenny third wheels constantly, much to Eric's chagrin. In Boston, Rufus continues to beat down the door of every adoption agency to find his 19-year-old son, whose adoption was closed. And at brunch, we ask the age-old question: Can you reserve eclairs?? Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E14 - In the Realm of the Basses | 16 Feb 2026 | 01:26:02 | |
["Amazing Grace" tune] "Chuck once was lost, but now he's found". Chuck may be found, but he's as lost as ever. He's unable to walk 95% of the time, he's doing drugs on school property, his Uncle Jack is here, AND when he can walk, it's happening on the side of a rooftop. It's bad news bears for our grieving boy billionaire, Upper East Siders. Meanwhile, Dan & Serena are back together... again, while Aaron is crying on a beach somewhere in Buenos Aires with a cease and desist from Ikea in hand and no high school girlfriend. Blair is trying to replace her out-of-control minions with the Colonizer Club, while Jenny is trying to save Nelly Yuki from death by minions. And now a word from our "sponsor", Pinkberry! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E13 - O Brother, Where Bart Thou | 08 Feb 2026 | 02:05:00 | |
Bart has died. *starts playing "Taps"* However, those billions o' bucks are still alive and they're paying for Andrew Tyler's retainer and comfort food (NOT tuna towers) for hundreds of his closest friends. Lily really should send a thank-you letter to the editor, but she won't. She's too busy slapping her dead husband's son as he struggles with the loss of a parent again. Please join us as we try to understand why Serena is the A-story in an episode about Chuck and his grief. Thank god for Blair and Nate. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E18 - The Age of Dissonance | 21 Apr 2026 | 01:48:52 | |
Clear your calendars, Upper East Siders. We're heading to the theater! We have front row seats to the calamity that is the students of Constance Billard-St. Jude's ruining up-and-coming director, Julian's, vision of "The Age of Innocence". This would have never happened with Mary Jane Watson at the helm. Meanwhile, Ms. Carr continues to infuriate us, Rufus, and NOW even Dan. Some good news: we are pretty sure Vanessa's documentary about this hilarious process will get her into Cannes. Let's see if she can get tickets for us and a few of our closest friends (aka y'all). Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E19 - The Grandfather | 13 May 2026 | 01:50:16 | |
Blair's crashout is still underway, Upper East Siders. It's very entertaining to watch our very own B shed her uptight skin just a little bit, but it begs the question, Where the heck is her mother? In other news, the van der Bilt's family reunion weekend is happening and Nate is convinced by Vanessa, Dan, and his cousin, Tripp, to attend. Grandfather finally has Nate back in his manipulative little paws again and tries to all of a sudden pretend like he is proud of him and didn't just spend half the year allowing him to live in a home without electricity and heat. SMDH. Now we pose the question: Would you choose Pierogi Tour 2009 or an internship at the NYC mayor's office? Seriously, please answer this. Nate can't make any decisions. In even MORE important news, Lily has slept with both Trent Reznor and Slash. Also, MAUREEN is here. Legendary all around. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E20 - Remains of the J | 05 Jun 2026 | 01:28:00 | |
You are cordially invited to Jenny's Super Sweet 16 Party! Wait, this is a birthday? We had no idea because Serena didn't tell us. Serena is trying to get herself back on the map by throwing a party for Jenny, as she's been too busy being a teenager (the horror!) while Poppy Lifton has been climbing the social ladder that S left behind. Meanwhile, there's trouble in paradise for Nate and Vanessa (RIP), much to Blair's excitement. As they say in 2009, you know how that ended up for 'ol Brad and Jennifer. Good luck, V! Long live Angelina (all according to Blair). Get out those board games and a bowl of Rufus' chili slop, Upper East Siders! This one is bound to be a rager. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E22 - Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes | 17 Jul 2026 | 02:12:12 | |
Gabriel and Poppy are BACK on the Upper East Side to shake things up by taking advantage of a pathetic middle-aged former rockstar and a beautiful teenager who is not exactly known for her common sense skills. You know who does have common sense? Queen B! She's onto that shady southerner Gabriel and is on a mission to FIND HIS SECRETS. Dan's writing mentor would be so proud of her. In less important news, Nate and Chuck try to claim their territory with Blair (gross), Dan ain't gettin' into Yale (sad), and Georgina returns (ominous). And what the hell is butter, anyway?! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E21 - Seder Anything | 23 Jun 2026 | 01:37:00 | |
Baruch Atah Ay Dios Mio! This episode is absolutely hilarious—we swear it! Serena is back from Espana, now a married teenager to a man who is at least 30 years old. Blair has, for some reason, given up on college altogether and her aspirations have pivoted to that of a junior committee member and a bridesmaid? Dan is a cater-waiter (and not a very good one). Nate is beefing (again) with the van der Bilt family. Jenny is beefing with Chuck (100% makes sense). Perhaps the rain in Spain does indeed stay mainly on the plain. Uncork the Rioja, Upper East Siders! It's time we take a siesta. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E23 - The Wrath of Con | 31 Jul 2026 | 02:12:10 | |
Samantha James once said: "Forgiveness is more than saying sorry." Georgina, are you listening, girl? 'Cuz Samantha is right!! G is back, and she is on an apology tour sponsored by Jesus. Blair won't accept her apologies, but she WILL accept her help in revenge conning that raggedy ol' Poppy and her geriatric-looking boyfriend! The Non-Judging Breakfast Club™ is back together and my god does it feel so good. Serena and Lily are at odds about how to deal with the Satellites O'er Africa scandal, and we know from history that this may not turn out very well... In other news, Rufus plans to pop the question. Will Lily say yes a 5th time? Eh, who are we kidding. We don't really care. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E24 - Valley Girls | 18 Aug 2026 | 01:19:48 | |
Put that Porsche top down, cuz we are cruising down a Malibu highway! It's 1983, y'all. For some reason, the penultimate episode of season 2 is primarily dedicated to finding out why Lily is the way she is. And, you guessed it, it's because she had shitty parents and no sense of stability in her formative years! Join us as we fully immerse ourselves in a cartoon version of the 80s and help us mourn the spinoff that never was. Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||
| S2E25 - The Goodbye Gossip Girl | 28 Aug 2026 | 01:51:20 | |
Vitamin C tried her darndest, but she could never have prepared us for THIS graduation. It's time we bid adieu to the Constance Billard-St. Jude Class of 2009. Serena declares war on Gossip Girl after she gifts all of our pals with superlatives that really weren't that bad? We're still confused as to why this, of all acts, is what sends Serena over the edge. Meanwhile, Chuck continues to run away from Blair's loving embrace. Our girl is tough, but how much more can she really take of this torture?! We know our hearts simply cannot do this much longer. In other news, Nate is just kind of there, but he is hot and Dan misses high school (allegedly). Go chill that bottle of Dom, Upper East Siders. '09 SO FINE forever, bayBEE!!! Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) | |||