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This is the longest free episode we have done in a while so enjoy it! Also, why not be a dear and sign up to the patreon! It is only £2 and it really supports the podcast to keep going. The personal toll has been greater than the financial toll if I'm honest, so when people sign up for the measly amount of £2 it goes some way to making the emotional damage less impactful. 

It means that it's worth it. That there are people who appreciate what we are putting out and it makes it worthwhile. So, have a heart. 

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Beaver fever has taken over the breakfast show!

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As so many people have been asking, a little update on Dave's HIV status and his comedy career. 

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Is beauty skin deep? We are taking calls and reading comments about whether or not looks really matter. Reginald, Emperor Naruhito and Jagpesh give us their takes, but we don't just have opinion and commentary! We have the news with Monty Astor, cooking with Pete O'Foyle, travel, weather and of course FGM of the week!

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Taking YOUR calls about what YOU want to talk about!

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Taking calls and reading comments about the best of Britain: the NHS!

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Forgiveness!! What's that all about?

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Talking about charity! 

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A more sombre episode than normal. To listen to the whole thing, please sign up to my Patreon at THE DAVE LONGLEY BREAKFAST SHOW. Just 50p per episode which is fuck all ffs

A lovely trip down memory lane! 

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Taking your calls on the topic of health!! 

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Taking YOUR calls on this enticing topic! 

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Is it ever OK to make fun of those less fortunate than ourselves? We are taking YOUR calls in order to discuss this tricky moral issue. PLUS!!! All your travel and weather, not to mention reading your comments!

10 minutes free, then you have to get some skin in teh game. £2 a month isn't much so don't be tight. 

Remember terrorism? 

Taking YOUR calls and reading YOUR comments about all those embarrassing moments in life that you'd rather forget! 

Featuring Radio 4, suicide bombers, Tom Binns, constipation, seppuku, double murder and The Krankies.

PLUS!! All your travel and weather for the region. 

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Taking YOUR calls on the sticky topic of shoplifting! Turkish ambassador Memet Yama calls in to complain about British tourists, Weird Wally gives us his thoughts and Jenny gives us the perspective of a security guard. 

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Back where I belong! Taking YOUR calls and reading YOUR comments on the topic of HIV! How can we all be positive and how can we remove stigma. PLUS!! Travel and weather! DOUBLE PLUS!! FGM of the week!! 

Full episode only on the patreon for reasons that should be obvious. Just £2 a month which is incredibly cheap and why not be supportive instead of cheap?

Full episodes (over 45 mins long usually) only on the Patreon because you need to have skin in the game to get the good filth. 

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Dave pays the price for being on Live at the Apollo. Reginald takes a trip down memory lane, Emperor Naruhito seeks clarification on certain technical terms and the Concerned Comedians Collective makes it's presence felt. 

Full episodes are now only on the patreon because this isn't communism and it's just me and it takes loads of work and oh god please love me. My Dad didn't love me. 

Dave turns heads at the BBC with his stand up comedy resulting in a search for faggots.

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This isn't two cunts chatting and laughing at each other. Put some respect on my name (with £2 pretty please I'll love you long time sucky sucky) 

Dave tries comedy therapy and becomes the talk of the grapevine, gets cold called by a comedy mentor and is further comedy coached by Ben. 

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Give it to me. A war lord. 

David gets a call which enables him to talk publicly about dogs with Brian, a prize is given, tears are shed and Ben Silversmith calls to offer Dave some Comedy Therapy. 

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After eating one ton of Japanese rice, the rats launch an all out assault on Gill Convenience Store after a terrorist attack. Jagpesh and Dave are the only ones there to defend the onslaught, but it is only Wong who can save the day. 

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Brian can't remember, an unwelcome leaving gift, 12 packs of butter and a driving mosque.

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Reminiscing, an unexpected delivery, arguing with an emperor, meowing ingredients and sourcing balloons for the North West's premier children's entertainer. 

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Rubbing it through a sari, BBC test Dave, the recent ruling, 6 tons of rice and Roy 'Chubby' Brown

Dave gives up on a micro penis, starts a new job, meets new brother and takes his first tentative steps back towards hosting his breakfast show again. 

Full episode is 45 mins long, with the whole episode on the Patreon! That's right! It's not like I can tour this so gimme 50p for an episode FFS. The others have subsidised you long enough. This isn't Cuba. 

Brian is starving, Jenny phones up with an update about her race transition, Dave and Gurjit reconcile and Ben calls in asking for help turning a hobby into his profession. 

The conversation with Ben is the entire reason most of this podcast is Patreon only!

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The extended version of this is on the Patreon which you should sign up to because you think this is free? You don't think it costs me? You tight fisted wank.  

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