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Sith don't need Jedi, us Sith are doing just fine on our own, so if you're a Jedi leave us alone.

One lightsaber,

Two force choked

Three hits when we spar

Four more guys force choked

Season 3, Episode 3. Total Episode #95

Open up your heart-shaped hole and let the healing light of whichever deity fill you with their warm embrace. #blessed

Season 3, Episode 2. Total Episode #94.

We're back bebe, let's talk about vampires, kryptonians, and the ten commandments.

Season 3, Episode 1. Total Episode #93.

Season 2 Finale!

The gang sends Riktus off for the summer in true dark movie theater fashion. If you say this name three times, beware what horror befalls you gentle listener.

Season 2, Episode 15. Total Episode 92.

Season 2, Episode 14. Total Episode #91.

Season 2, Episode 13. Total Episode #90.

Season 2, Episode 12. Total Episode #89.

Season 2, Episode 11. Total Episode #88

Season 2, Episode 10. Total Episode #87.

We got egg on our face and couldn't be happier about it.

Season 2, Episode 9. Total Episode #86

Season 2, Episode 8. Total Episode #85.

All hail Lisan al Gaib.

Season 2, Episode 7. Total Episode #84. The one where we realize boomers probably don't wipe properly.

Season 2, Episode 6. Total Episode #83.

The one where Darth Riktus realizes DP3 is coming out.

Season 2, Episode 5. Total Episode #82.

It's a bloody race to the bottom, in oh so many ways.

Season 2, Episode 4. Total Episode #81.

Only elder millennials will get of this one ;)

Season 2, episode 3. Total Episode #80.

Bruh. It's all gucci.

Season 2, episode 2.

Total episode #79.

If you know, you know. Toss. Dat. Chicken.

Season 2, Episode 1. Welcome to new year gang, let's bury the hatchet...deeply.

Turtles and Deathsticks, the entourage episode that got Riktus wrecked.

Did you know this song was about cuck'ing? Guess nobody looked at the lyrics back in 3rd grade when we all were dancing to this with the boomers.

A star wars variant has gotten loose.

Look, it's not always clean, but it does do the trick.

Best Star Wars Movie? We got you covered.

Look, we all know that WOTC is hanging on every word we say to make the changes MTG needs. Anyway, here's an episode about that.

We're trapped under the weight of our accomplishments obv.

Got that flow back, can ya feel it?

The 69th episode of our glorious journey together. We may be one tough cookie, but we'll crack open for ya ;)

Zero Deathsticks, maximum magic, let's gooooo!

Time to erase the WOTC or something ;)

66 and counting bebe, can't stop won't stop.

Ready for the Wild's of Eldraine?

You already know what time it is.

You know what time it is :)

Eat the R!ch.

One Kylo to rule them all and in the darkness, grind 'em.

Darth Dino is here to rock your world...maybe.

Damn it, Droideka's have returned...a bit late to the party.

Or does it? The only way to find out is to listen. Join us :)

What happens when the dark council convenes and Darth Riktus is waylayed? Tune in and find out!

Another week, another MTG controversy! The Sith talk about the fake ban list, and mostly other things.

MTG = Magic the Gathering. Tune in for why.

...THE ARISTOCRATS!

If you know, you know.

May the fourth be with you, but beware the revenge of the fifth.

Happy 420 dear listener, or whatever tickles your taint.

The Sith have finally gained early access to a new set on Arena and Iowa's governor does a fascism. It's 10 PM, do you know where your kids are?

WE ON A BOAT! WE ON A BOAT! TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE GRUULY UULY BOAT!

These death sticks got the better of us this episode, but we still have Bo1 and Bo3 recommendations for Explorer qualifier month.

Life...uh...finds a way.

Darth Riktus....Standing by.

Gems of knowledge are buried deep within this podcast. Really deep. Deathstick level deep. You should probably listen thrice. ;)