Explore every episode of the podcast The Custard Splat
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| #BringBackTheSplat | 30 Sep 2025 | 01:14:13 | |
Scott and Scott are back to reflect on defeats to Eastleigh and Scunthorpe, the impact of missing key players, and the growing abuse online, despite this being our best start in 35 years. We also launch the #BringBackTheSplat campaign to push for a reimagined Custard Splat shirt in 2026, and celebrate Southend Ladies’ brilliant 5–0 win over Stanway Pegasus. 👉 Follow & Support The Custard Splat:
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| Game of Opinions | 18 Sep 2025 | 01:02:04 | |
Southend’s unbeaten home run continues after a 1-1 draw with Boston, but can Roots Hall truly become a fortress? Scott and Scott are in the studio this week (with Oli away on assignment) to break down the comeback, reflect on the impact of Noor Husin’s season-ending injury, and look ahead to a massive clash with Rochdale. ⚽ Join the conversation:
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| Commercial Manager: Rylee Doe | 17 Jul 2025 | 01:42:32 | |
This week on "The Splat" we’re joined by Southend United’s Commercial Manager, Rylee. We talk about what really goes into those kit launch videos. The months of planning, the effort to stop things leaking early, and the pressure to get it right. Rylee also shares his journey from coming in one day a week as an intern to becoming an integral part of the commercial side of the club and how he’s building links with local businesses, and why community matters more than ever. He’s a great guest, full of energy and honesty. One for fans who love hearing what happens off the pitch. 💛 Support the show on Patreon: 📱 Follow us on socials: Twitter/X: @CustardSplatPod Instagram: @CustardSplatPod TikTok: @CustardSplat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| New Home Kit & Transfer Gossip | 10 Jul 2025 | 01:43:51 | |
We dive into the new home kit. Plus latest transfer rumours. Strap in, we're both incredible kit nerds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Back with a Splat | 03 Jul 2025 | 01:18:51 | |
After a year-long break, 'The Splat' returns with a bang! Scott Wallace, flanked by Oli Graystone and Scott Barber unite to relaunch Southend United’s favourite podcast. In this jam-packed reintroduction episode, the lads reflect on the incredible trip to Wembley, discuss the highs and lows of Southend’s pre-season, and share their hopes, fears, and bold predictions for the campaign ahead. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Husin Injury Blow | 11 Sep 2025 | 01:24:11 | |
We saw off Halifax 3–0 at Roots Hall with three different goalscorers and another clean sheet, but the afternoon was overshadowed by an injury to Noor Husin. Scott and Oli break down the performance, Halifax’s approach, Gus & Dallas both hitting three goals for the season, and Jack Bridge showing he’s still got a part to play. We also chat through the early season positives, the impact Husin’s absence could have, and what’s next for the Shrimpers. 👉 Follow & Support The Custard Splat:
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| Wealdstone Wobble | 04 Sep 2025 | 01:30:25 | |
Scott W and Oli are in the studio this week (with Scott B missing due to work commitments) to break down the last few days for Southend United. We look back at the 2–1 win over Solihull Moors on Saturday, before dissecting last night’s 3–2 defeat away at Wealdstone – the Shrimpers’ first loss of the season. We also preview this weekend’s home clash with Halifax Town (Saturday 6th September) and ask the big question: is the National League table starting to take shape already? Who’s there to stay in the top 6/7, and who might fade away? All in this week’s Custard Splat. Follow us on socials:
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| Callum Taylor | 18 Nov 2022 | 01:24:11 | |
Former goalkeeper Callum Taylor joins Scott and Edan to chat about his decade at the club where he grew from boy to man Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Game for Barks | 09 May 2022 | 01:44:26 | |
As we continue the build up to "A Game for Barks" we sat down with three of Chris' friends, Rhys, Craig & Mark to discuss all things Barks and to continue the conversation to help break the stigma surrounding mental health Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Martin Trenaman | 07 Mar 2022 | 00:56:54 | |
Actor, Shrimper and all round great bloke Martin Trenaman joins us on the podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Yellow Card Spectrum | 28 Aug 2025 | 01:39:47 | |
Scott W and Scott B are back in the studio for a bumper episode of The Custard Splat. It’s been a busy stretch since we last recorded, with four games to break down:
We dive into the key talking points from each match – the grit of away wins, the frustration of missed chances at home, and the late drama at Roots Hall. Expect debate, fan reactions, and plenty of Southend United passion as we look at:
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| Spencer Prior | 12 Jan 2021 | 01:16:17 | |
The first guest of 2021 is a belter! We are joined by former central defender Spencer Prior. Spinner spent two spells with The Shrimpers which started and ended his career. The meat to that Shrimpers' sandwich took him to Norwich City and a famous European tie against Bayern Munich, Leicester City where he won the League Cup, Derby County, Manchester City & Cardiff City. Spencer now resides in Sydney Australia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Darryl Flahavan | 20 Jun 2020 | 02:02:23 | |
It's the series finale!!! We are joined this week by former Shrimpers goalkeeper Darryl Flahavan. Flavs played for The Blues from 2000-2008 before moving on to Crystal Palace, Leeds United, Portsmouth & Bournemouth. We go back in time to the youth team at Southampton, playing with famous football fraudster Ali Dia and being told he was too small to play in The Premier League. The success with Southend and the memorable performance against Manchester United. Darryl is now the goalkeeping coach at Birmingham City having previously coached at Leeds United and Middlesbrough.Subscribe to The Custard Splat Podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube and follow us on Instagram & Twitter @CustardSplatPod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Mark Phillips | "Paul Sturrock's Reprobates" | 13 Jun 2020 | 01:51:36 | |
The lads at The Splat are joined by former Blues defender Mark Phillips. Mark played for The Shrimpers between 2010-2014 and racked up over 100 appearances. We discuss the night he played through immense pain to help guide the club to it's first Wembley cup final, how a move to MK Dons fell through, and moving into coaching now. Mark also recently contracted the Covid-19 virus so he shares his experience with us too. Subscribe to The Custard Splat Podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube and follow us on Instagram & Twitter @CustardSplatPod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| "King Kev" Kevin Maher | 06 Jun 2020 | 01:23:01 | |
400+ appearances. Club captain during back to back promotion seasons. "King Kev" Kevin Maher joins the Custard Splat for a chat about the promotions seasons, the LDV finals in Cardiff, the night against Manchester United, and moving to the future in coaching and management.Subscribe to The Custard Splat Podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube and follow us on Instagram & Twitter @CustardSplatPod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| BONUS: National League Home Kit Rankings 2025/26 | 18 Aug 2025 | 01:28:23 | |
Scott W, Scott B. & Oli are back on the mics for a special bonus episode of The Custard Splat! This time we’re putting our fashion critic hats on and giving all 24 National League home kits the full treatment, honest opinions, plenty of laughs, and a ranking out of 5 for each shirt. Expect some debate, a few unexpected favourites, and maybe even a controversial low score or two. Whether you’re into classic stripes, bold patterns, or “what on earth were they thinking?” designs, this is the episode for you. If you’re a shirt collector, a die-hard fan, or just love a bit of football kit chat, settle in – this one’s for you! 💬 Join the conversation: Twitter/X – @CustardSplatPod Instagram – @CustardSplatPod Patreon – Support us here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Terry Alderton | Part 2 | 02 Jun 2020 | 01:35:39 | |
Tel's back for round two!. We pick up exactly where we left off with more on Terry's comedy and acting career Subscribe to The Custard Splat Podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube and follow us on Instagram & Twitter @CustardSplatPod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Terry Alderton | Part 1 | 30 May 2020 | 01:30:52 | |
Comedian. Actor. Shrimper Stand up comic and Southend United fan Terry Alderton joins us for a chat, the first of a two-parter. Terry's tales of players and managers he's met, witnessing a scuffle in the changing room bath and his acting & comedy career. Subscribe to The Custard Splat Podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube and follow us on Instagram & Twitter @CustardSplatPod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Adam Barrett | 23 May 2020 | 01:32:37 | |
Captain. Leader. Legend Adam Barrett joins the Custard Splat on the anniversary of the dramatic 2015 Play-Off Final victory against Wycombe Wanderers. We discuss the moment he returned to the club in the January window and found himself stuck in the stands and how a cruel twist of fate for Luke Prosser gave Adam a route back into the team. We also talk about the spell leading up to Adam calling time on his career before moving into a coaching role with Millwall. He makes no secret that he wants to be a manager one day. Finally, we chat about how and when football returns during the Covid-19 pandemic and keeping the integrity of the game intact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Red Card Roy | 16 May 2020 | 01:21:32 | |
"Roy McDonough would eat Vinnie Jones for breakfast." - Sunday TelegraphRed Card Roy is the jaw-dropping story of terrace cult hero Roy McDonough - Britain's wildest footballer who was sent off a record 22 times in a career of more than 650 games, 100 goals, thousands of beers and, allegedly, 400 women.From his first sending off, aged 15, and the time he tried to strangle the referee in a school's cup final, Red Card Roy is a rollercoaster ride.But beyond the elbows and the early baths, the booze, the birds and the brawls, there is a poignant human story - the ultra-competitive dad, the uncontrollable temper and the uncanny ability to make the wrong decision at the wrong time, all of which cost him the chance to play football at the highest level and sent Roy down a path of self-destruction...albeit one along which he had the time of his life! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Rhys Evans Remembers Chris Barker | 09 May 2020 | 01:20:58 | |
Former Shrimpers goalkeeper Rhys Evans joins us for a chat. We go over his whole career, where he was when he was at his happiest and meeting his good friend Chris Barker and the days leading up to Chris's tragic passing 5 months ago. We also discuss the role supporters have to play when it comes to mental health battles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 2005/06 Season Review | 29 Apr 2020 | 01:00:27 | |
Taking a trip down memory lane for the first episode of the isolation playlist. We hope everyone is safe and well and we remain in lockdown due to the Coronavirus pandemic. We still felt we could release some content for you. Thank you to Chris Phillips from the Southend Echo & Nick Alliker of BBC Essex for joining us for this one Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Liam Dickinson | 30 Jan 2020 | 01:38:43 | |
Series 2. We're back after the Christmas break with a new series and a new guest. Former striker Liam Dickinson joins us to talk about his season with Southend, how we agonizingly missed out on promotion, we get to the bottom of the Morecambe debacle and booting the ball in a kids' face Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Gateshead Glory, Dallas' Arrival & Roots Hall Revamp | 14 Aug 2025 | 00:54:48 | |
The Custard Splat is back - and what a start to the season! Scott Wallace and Scott Barber break down Southend United’s emphatic 3–0 away win over Gateshead, with standout moments, goalscorers, and why this could be the perfect launchpad for the campaign ahead. There’s plenty of transfer talk too: Andrew Dallas joins the Shrimpers, Macauley Bonne moves on, and we discuss Oli Coker’s importance. We also take a deep dive into the August 2025 Roots Hall facilities update. From pitch upgrades to hospitality improvements and what it means for the club’s future. Plus we preview back-to-back home fixtures against Tamworth and York City. In community news we look ahead to Riley’s All Stars charity game, featuring Southend legends Alan McCormack, Steve Tilson, Frankie Banks, and a couple of surprise names including TikTok football creator Alexis Cassar Finally, we push our Patreon, where you can hear our exclusive full-length Frankie Banks interview and get early access to upcoming guest episodes (including a former academy keeper, a current keeper in fine form, and a defensive stalwart from the 2000s). 🔗 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/custardsplatpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Curtain Raisers, Crisis Clubs & Riley's All Stars | 07 Aug 2025 | 01:15:35 | |
🎙️ It’s the curtain raiser weekend. Scott & Scott are back in the studio for a stacked episode ahead of the 2025/26 National League season! Here’s what’s on the mic:⚽️ This Week’s Talking Points
📍 Location: Bowers & Pitsea FC 📆 Date: Saturday 24th August, 2025 ⏰ Time: Kick-off TBC 🎟️ Why: Raising funds for Riley's essential medical equipment, physio, and day-to-day needs 🎗️ Fundraising Link: 👉 https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/rileysallstars 🔵 @custardsplatpod on Instagram 🔵 @custardsplatpod on X (Twitter) 💬 Tag us, message us, or send your league predictions! 💙 Follow & Support Riley’s All-Stars 📸 Instagram: @rileysallstars 🎗️ Donate & Share: justgiving.com/crowdfunding/rileysallstars 🎧 Listen Now on:
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| Terrace Talk: Slough (A) | 31 Jul 2025 | 00:48:24 | |
In this special episode of The Custard Splat we're taking you right to the heart of the action at Southend United's pre-season game against Slough. Scott Wallace and Scott Barber are mic'd up, bringing you an authentic, unfiltered terrace experience. Get ready for raw and unscripted as we discuss everything from the game itself to thoughts on the season ahead, all while soaking up the atmosphere with fellow fans. It's like you're right there with us, rubbing shoulders with the crowd and sharing in the excitement. Follow Us: 🐦 Twitter: @CustardSplatPod 📸 Instagram: @TheCustardSplat 🎶 TikTok: @TheCustardSplat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| BONUS: Frankie Banks: Part One | 24 Jul 2025 | 00:36:40 | |
In this episode we sit down with Southend United legend Frankie Banks to talk about his early days at the club, making his debut and what it was really like behind the scenes at Roots Hall. This is Part One of the interview, a little taster of what’s to come. The full chat is nearly two hours long and it’s available now over on our Patreon 👇 🔓 Get the full episode on Patreon 🎧 https://www.patreon.com/c/custardsplatpod Subscribe for a small monthly fee to unlock the full length interview and help support the podcast. Think of it as buying us a pint, or a coffee if you don't want us slurring our words on the pod. Your backing helps us cover costs and keep building "The Splat" into something bigger - more than just a podcast. We're aiming for a proper Southend fan media platform. 💛💙 📲 Follow us on socials for more: Instagram @CustardSplatPod X @CustardSplatPod TikTok @CustardSplat 📣 We’re Looking for Sponsors This Season Want to support fan-led Southend content and get your brand in front of a loyal local audience? We're looking for sponsors to help take "The Splat" to the next level. 🤝 Sponsorship Benefits:
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| A Perfect October | 30 Oct 2025 | 01:30:33 | |
Southend United finish the month in style with four wins from four, momentum building and smiles all round at Roots Hall. This week Oli and Scott W break down another professional performance as the Blues saw off Brackley 2–0 keeping the good times rolling. We also shine a light on the U18s' brilliant 3–0 win away at Bishop’s Stortford, chat about the ongoing wait for a new Women’s Team manager, and celebrate well-earned recognition for Kev and Harry Boyes after a flawless October. 🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube. 💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The CLEANEST Team in the League | 23 Oct 2025 | 01:43:25 | |
Oli’s away in France celebrating his wedding anniversary, so it’s a two-man booth this week as Scott W and Scott B take to the mics. It's a bumper episode covering all things Southend United from the last 7 days - from back-to-back wins over Morecambe (0–3) and Folkestone Invicta (4–1) to reaction on drawing Wealdstone in the FA Cup. Slavi Spasov’s hot form continues with 4 goals in 3 games and we celebrate Kevin Maher’s 4 years in charge. We also discuss huge developments for the Southend United Ladies, as the club announces plans to appoint its first-ever paid Head Coach in a landmark moment for the women’s team. There’s also praise for the U18s after their 3–0 wins over Dagenham & Redbridge and Sudbury, earning a trip to Bishop’s Stortford in the FA Youth Cup. Finally, we look ahead to this weekend’s clash with Brackley 🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube. 💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| April Smith: Part Two | 16 Oct 2025 | 00:59:56 | |
In Part Two of our conversation with April Smith, we continue her incredible journey from founding Southend United Ladies FC to her current role in the community at Leyton Orient FC. April talks about the evolution of women’s football, the growing professionalism across the leagues, and what still needs to change to give female players the platform they deserve. It’s an insightful and inspiring conclusion to April’s story - one that highlights her dedication, vision, and lasting impact on the women’s game in Essex and beyond. 👉 Follow & Support The Custard Splat:
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| April Smith: Part One | 09 Oct 2025 | 01:02:22 | |
Episode Description: In this episode of The Custard Splat, we sit down with April Smith. The driving force behind Southend United Ladies FC. April shares the inspiring story of how she built the women’s team from the ground up during her decade with Southend United in the Community, balancing passion, persistence, and a deep love for the game. Now taking on a similar role at Leyton Orient FC, April reflects on the challenges, the milestones, and the people who helped make Southend United Ladies what it is today. This is Part One of an honest, inspiring two-part conversation about women’s football, leadership, and building something from nothing. 👉 Follow & Support The Custard Splat:
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| Merry Custard Splatmas | 24 Dec 2025 | 00:53:01 | |
It’s our final episode before Christmas and we’re signing off for the festive break in true Custard Splat style. Scott, OG and Scott B look back on the defeat to Tamworth... asking whether it’s just a frustrating blip or a warning sign as the play-off picture tightens. Are we in danger of slipping out… and could that actually provide the spark this squad needs? We’ll be back following the Boxing Day game when we’ll have absolutely no idea what day it is. Merry Custard Splatmas… and up the Shrimpers 🎙️💙 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A podcast debut (drink) | 18 Dec 2025 | 01:01:27 | |
Scott W and OG break down the emphatic 4-0 FA Trophy win over Truro City, discussing how seriously the competition should be taken and what a decent cup run could mean for league form and momentum. Later in the show, Sadie (aka Mrs Scott W) makes an emergency loan-signing appearance on the pod, bringing with her a completely non–fact-checked quiz to put OG and Scott to the test. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Cards is Back🃏 | 11 Dec 2025 | 01:04:06 | |
In this week’s episode of The Splat we dive straight into the drama surrounding Southend United’s abandoned clash with Rochdale. We break down what happened, the implications and the reaction around the fanbase. We also discuss the long-awaited return of Harry Cardwell to the club. What does his comeback mean for the squad? How will he fit into the current system? And what can supporters expect from him this time around? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Have We Hit the Glass Floor? | 04 Dec 2025 | 01:10:32 | |
Sitting 7th in the league we find ourselves in a strange spot: competitive, organised, hard to beat… but also looking up at clubs with significantly bigger budgets, including the likes of Forest Green, York, Rochdale, and Carlisle. And this poses the central question of the episode: Is this genuinely our level right now - our “glass floor” - or are COSU capable of breaking beyond it without financial firepower? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Defensive Crisis?! | 27 Nov 2025 | 00:48:44 | |
The Custard Splat is back with another packed episode! Scott W and Oli (OG) take the mic this week to break down a brilliant few weeks for the Shrimpers, including the 0–1 win away at Yeovil and a dominant 3–0 performance against Altrincham at Roots Hall. But it’s not all smooth sailing. With Harry Taylor suspended and Ben Goodliffe a major doubt after a tight hamstring, Scott and OG dig into the very real possibility of a defensive crisis, and what options (if any!) Kev has left at centre-back. 🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube. 💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Harry Seaden: Part Two | 20 Nov 2025 | 00:52:36 | |
In Part Two of our deep dive with former Southend United goalkeeper Harry Seaden we pick up the story at one of the most turbulent periods in his young career - the Covid era. Harry opens up candidly about the challenges of navigating football during a global pandemic: the isolation, the uncertainty, and the mental toll of constantly being in and out of the side. He reflects on the frustration of feeling close to establishing himself but never quite getting a consistent run and the moment of clarity that ultimately pushed him to request the termination of his contract in 2021. From there, Harry charts a remarkable comeback story. We explore his move to Billericay Town, where he became a record-breaker, playing every single minute of an extraordinary 52-game season across league and cup, a feat of endurance, resilience and professionalism. Harry shares the highs and lows of that campaign, how it rebuilt his confidence and why experiences like that were exactly what he wished he’d had on loan at 18 or 19. Now donning the gloves for Cray Wanderers, Harry discusses his mission to rebuild his stock in the non-league game and prove himself all over again. He also talks passionately about his role as manager of the Ben Bradford Goalkeeping Academy, the pride he takes in coaching young keepers and how his journey, with all its twists, helps him guide the next generation. Expect honesty, insight and a powerful look at the realities of bouncing back in football. This is the conclusion to an unmissable two-part interview and a must-listen for anyone who believes in second chances, hard work, and the fight to carve out a career in the game. 🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube. 💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Harry Seaden: Part One | 15 Nov 2025 | 00:53:18 | |
In Part One of our in-depth chat with former Southend United goalkeeper Harry Seaden we dive into the journey that led him from a young academy prospect to making his professional debut for the Blues. Harry opens up about life in the Southend youth system, the pressures and expectations placed on young keepers, and the standout moments that shaped his development. We explore his breakthrough into the first-team squad, what it felt like stepping onto the pitch at Roots Hall in front of the Southend crowd and the characters behind the scenes who influenced his growth. Expect honest reflections, untold stories, and a rare behind-the-curtain look at what it really takes to rise through the ranks as a goalkeeper. This is Part One of an unmissable two-part interview - perfect for Shrimpers fans, academy parents and anyone who loves hearing the real journey of a homegrown talent. 🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube. 💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Defence Against The Dark Arts | 12 Nov 2025 | 00:52:21 | |
Southend’s defeat at Carlisle brought frustration, finger-pointing, and a reality check. Scott and Scot sit down to unpack the performance, talk about managing expectations, and take a firm stand against the abuse directed at players online. A shorter, no-nonsense episode — honest, grounded, and all about perspective. 🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube. 💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Game Day Splat: Carlisle Fan, Lee Rooney | Custard Splat x Brunton Bugle | 08 Nov 2025 | 00:59:39 | |
It’s a big one tonight in the National League, Southend United vs Carlisle United and we’ve got a special guest joining us for the build-up! We're joined by Lee Rooney, co-host of the Brunton Bugle Podcast, to talk all things Carlisle United, their drop into non-league football, and what both sets of fans can expect from this massive clash at Roots Hall. 🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube. 💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Curse of the FA Cup | 05 Nov 2025 | 01:00:42 | |
In this episode, Scott and Oli dive head-first into Southend United’s latest FA Cup heartbreak, a frustrating defeat to Wealdstone that’s left Blues fans wondering if there really *is* a curse on our cup campaigns. We take a sobering look back at our FA Cup record over the last decade… and let's just say, it isn’t pretty. But it’s not all doom and gloom, the National League rolls on and we turn our attention to tonight’s clash away at Woking, previewing what the Shrimpers need to do to bounce back and restore some pride under the lights. 🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube. 💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| One Number 1 | 15 Jan 2026 | 00:53:01 | |
It’s been another busy one at Roots Hall and there’s plenty for us to get stuck into. We talk through Nick Hayes’ move to Hartlepool and what that means behind the scenes, Adam Crowther’s departure to Chelmsford, and the club’s plans to appoint a new Director of Football as the next phase of the rebuild continues. There’s also reaction to the news of Ron Martin being declared bankrupt, what (if anything) it changes for Southend United, and where the club stands now off the pitch. And to finish on a high, we look back at positive progress in the FA Trophy and what it could mean for confidence and momentum going forward. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Happy Blue Year 🦐 | 08 Jan 2026 | 01:21:33 | |
The Splat is back after a short break over the New Year and there’s plenty to get stuck into as Scott and Scott return to the mics to dissect all the festive football from Roots Hall. From Christmas results to key talking points and performances, the lads break down what we’ve learned over the busiest period of the season and where things are heading next. This episode also features a chat with David Matthews, Marketing Director at Bath City FC, ahead of this weekend’s FA Trophy clash - offering a look at the opposition and the occasion from the other side. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Frankie Banks: Full Interview | 01 Jan 2026 | 01:46:03 | |
We’re dipping into The Custard Splat archive this New Year’s Day with our full-length interview with Frankie Banks, recorded back in August. Part One of this chat was previously released on Spotify and other podcast platforms, while the full interview was originally a Patreon exclusive. Today we’re opening it up for everyone. Think of this episode as a teaser of the kind of deeper, longer-form content you can expect more of going forward with extended interviews and exclusives continuing over on Patreon. Settle in, enjoy the full conversationvand we’ll be back soon with brand-new episodes. Up the Shrimpers 🦐 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Shots Fired | 11 Feb 2026 | 01:31:23 | |
The Shrimpers travel to Aldershot Town tonight and we break down where the Shrimpers really stand at this stage of the season. Scott & Scott discuss the current form, promotion hopes, strengths and areas for improvement before being joined by Aldershot fan Cobie Ware, who gives us the opposition perspective whilst following The Shots from Ecuador. Match preview, honest reflections, and football stories from the other side of the world. Up the Splat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Price of Promotion | 05 Feb 2026 | 01:11:29 | |
How much does promotion actually cost? Forest Green Rovers have published their numbers and they’re eye-watering. £6.5 million a year on wages alone. Championship-level spending. And here’s the mad bit… Despite all that? They’re right there with us in the same play-off fight. So it got us thinking: Is throwing money at a league the smart way to get out of it? Or is building sustainably, backing good recruitment, culture and togetherness actually the better long-term play? We chat through:
A proper reality check on what we’re up against and why maybe we’re doing things the right way. Because if money guaranteed promotion… the table would look very different. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Always the Bridesmaid | 29 Jan 2026 | 01:11:55 | |
It’s been a tough week for The Shrimpers. A breathless 3–3 draw with Boston United, followed by a late defeat at the hands of Rochdale, has seen Southend slip out of the play-off places and you can feel the mood dip across the fanbase. In this episode we get into what those results really mean, how fragile momentum feels right now, and whether patience is wearing thin. The big question: if COSU are serious about promotion this season, will they back it with investment - or are we expected to make do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| On The Road Again | 22 Jan 2026 | 01:05:40 | |
We touch on the Bring Back the Splat campaign and why identity and heritage still matter at Southend United, before diving into the club’s “Draw Her Into the Game” campaign and the launch of Southend’s first-ever female mascot. On the pitch, we review the draw at York City and the impressive 4–1 win over Eastleigh, then look ahead to a brutal run of five consecutive away games, starting with Boston United. We finish by shouting out the Southend United U18s, who take on Wrexham tonight at Roots Hall in the FA Youth Cup. Up the Splat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Justin Rees | 27 Feb 2026 | 01:14:58 | |
The Custard Splat: In Conversation with Southend United Chairman Justin Rees This is the big one. In our most in-depth episode to date, we sit down with Southend United Chairman Justin Rees for a proper, long-form conversation about the future of the football club. With the takeover completed in 2024 and COSU now firmly in control, this episode tackles the questions supporters have been asking around sustainability, promotion, infrastructure, governance and long-term ambition. When did the clock actually start? What does year five realistically look like? Is promotion built into that timeline? And what does “success” mean inside the boardroom? How does the consortium actually operate behind the scenes? Who leads on finance, commercial, infrastructure and football matters? How is investment structured within COSU? And what governance protections are in place? Why is a Director of Football being explored? What would that role bring? And what would success look like in year one? We discuss the wider National League budget debate (including comparisons with Forest Green Rovers) and what financial sustainability really means for Southend United. What position did COSU inherit? Where does the club stand financially today? What safeguards protect potential Fossett’s Farm development funds? This is about building properly - not just spending loudly. How do you take supporters on the journey of balancing the books after years of financial mismanagement? Is being a sustainable National League club the platform for long-term success in the EFL? How do you avoid repeating past mistakes while still chasing promotion? What’s the realistic timeline? How connected are the two projects? What happens if timelines shift? And practically speaking - with 7,000 average home supporters - how would matchdays function during redevelopment? From facilities to phased improvements - how does the long-term vision align with the week-to-week supporter experience? 🎧 Listen now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & all major platforms. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| From an Undisclosed Location | 25 Feb 2026 | 00:38:54 | |
Recorded inside Roots Hall the boys are back in the same room together for the first time in what feels like months. We break down a hugely professional 3-0 win away at Brackley, another goal for Tom Hopper, and the now inevitable “GSM doing GSM things” moment - because at this point, Gus Scott-Morriss scoring is basically law. We also address something that’s been brewing for a while. The reaction to Hopper earlier in the season, the boos, the silence, and what real support actually looks like when a player is struggling. With Southend United back in the National League play-off places, we look at the table, the momentum building, and what this run-in could become. We’re recording this pre Boreham Wood… you’re listening post Boreham Wood. So if we sound clever (or not), that’s on timing. Plus, we tease our upcoming conversation with Chairman Justin Rees. Up the Splat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||