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The Creature Report

Val Petrone

Comedy

Frequency: 1 episode/19d. Total Eps: 33

An improv podcast about spotting new monsters & reporting their mythos to you. Guests, ghouls, & good times hosted by senior anchor Val Petrone. Produced with Paper Boat Productions.

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🇬🇧 Great Britain - improv
06/06/2025
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05/06/2025
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🇬🇧 Great Britain - improv
04/06/2025
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hide with me in plain sight

Season 2 · Episode 1

Saturday, October 1, 2022 • Duration 05:43

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Season 1 · Episode 30

Sunday, October 24, 2021 • Duration 08:10

See you next week, Anchor.

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Content warning: implied missing persons throughout episode

Written By Val Petrone & Em Murphy

Val Petrone as Anchor Val Petrone

Em Murphy as Kyle Culkin

Sound FX found on Freesound.org

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The Creature Report: Episode 23, New Stepdad

Season 1 · Episode 23

Saturday, June 19, 2021 • Duration 29:03

A smoky bar, 7 ft tall people, and a creature who almost could be Billy Joel, if Billy Joel's eyes were shaped like Massachusetts (both in eye shape and in pupil). Welcome back to a regular episode of Creature Report, featuring our friend looking for a new friend, codename Conrad Growler (cool name, right?). Join Conrad and I as we introduce ourselves to a big, beefy, POSSIBLY many armed possibly not many armed New Stepdad. Happy Father's day?

Content Warnings: though no explicit nature occurs in this episode, there is conversation of shitty parental figures in this episode.

All sounds used in this episode can be found on freesound.org

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The Creature Report: Episode 22, Jim....or is it Tim? the Intern

Season 1 · Episode 22

Saturday, June 5, 2021 • Duration 24:20

As we escaped the clutches of Qwerty last week, we take a lil break from creatures to let you meet our new intern! This is a recording from the Intern's first day we accidentally took, but it had some great stuff regarding creature exploration and how we do things here at the Creature Report studios! Great thanks to newest member of the team....uh....Tim? no no, wait. Jim. Jim the intern.

Content Warnings: though no explicit nature occurs in this episode, we will be talking about HR compliancy/safety in a light manner.

All sounds used in this episode can be found on freesound.org

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The Creature Report: Episode 21, Qwerty

Season 1 · Episode 21

Saturday, May 22, 2021 • Duration 21:50

In a world of felt creation,

imagination is our play station.

Folks, friends, and pals all invited

to the place where dreams are ignited

welcome young and old unto

a place of magic Szechuan Avenue!

.......

......but somethings wrong, isn't it?

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The Creature Report: Episode 20, MegaFraiser

Season 1 · Episode 20

Saturday, May 8, 2021 • Duration 25:50

Things are getting Weird around here on this weeks Creature Report. Weirder than usual, that is. This week we meet Ash Delaney, from “the Department of Transportation”, in a Barnes and Noble while discussing Jordans, beach balls, and ultimately our assimilation within the one true being that is simply known as: MegaFraiser.

Content Warnings: hypnotic, drug-induced psychosis

Love Ash and want more fun, spooky, goofy, and good content? Check out some more of Ash and their adventures with Hal Bishop over at jointheweird.com.

All sound fx found on freesound.org

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The Creature Report: Episode 19, Replaced Jeff

Season 1 · Episode 19

Saturday, April 24, 2021 • Duration 30:00

After a bit of a hiatus, we're back and more monsterous than ever with PODCASTING'S OWN JEFF STORMER!!!! I know, we could hardly contain our excitement either. With Jeff, we meet up with a viscous sort of friend with a large body, brass knuckles for snacks, and an interest not only in Bruce Springsteen, but....well......Podcasting's Own Jeff Stormer! (who doesnt, though). Content warning, dear listeners and viewers, for light and fun horror based on doppelgangers and mimics.

All sfx done by Jeff Stormer & utilized from freesound.org

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The Creature Report: Episode 18, Molieye, The Thunderchaser

Season 1 · Episode 18

Saturday, March 20, 2021 • Duration 35:23

What has different eyes for different partners, is Beyoncé’s least favorite creature, knows the name of Zeus' penis, and has a huge crush on Chester Arthur? Well, find out tonight on a new Creature Report with Val Petrone and tonight’s guest, the magical, mystical, multifaceted creature handler and podcaster with a few godlike tendencies, JV Hampton-VanSant.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40R1IJg08E4

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Also a clip from Batman Forever. It's free use.

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The Creature Report: Episode 17, Arby

Season 1 · Episode 17

Sunday, March 14, 2021 • Duration 23:03

Be kind today, we're approaching what some call "a gay little man that fucks good", as we meet up with friend of the show Arthur (no last name) and ......Arthur....or, Arthur and Arby. We figure it out by the end, we promise. So get your smoochin' lips ready, because this creature won't leave until the pact is sealed, and keep an eye on the curly fries.

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Ambiance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtwef1_CnYw

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The Creature Report: Episode 16, Mombo

Saturday, March 6, 2021 • Duration 29:06

In quite the pickle tonight, viewers and listeners- or maybe, quite the chocolate orange? We get on the hunt for Miibo and find something a little different, all in the backyard Val's place- Joined with us today is local chocolatier and coffee crafter Emery Crumb, who is looking for a lost friend in all the right places.

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Outdoors: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lec06acI6dE

Coffee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS8VgZW_fsY

Mombo crunch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_kabxNJM1k

Additional SFX: Val Petrone

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