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| Small Emergency feat. Prince Arora | 02 Nov 2022 | 00:58:22 | |
#59 Its Halloween and the studio is still a mess from the party. Prince stops by not sure what to expect from the guys. He is disgusted. Martin has a small emergency! | |||
| Spider-Man Kid | 28 Oct 2022 | 00:55:36 | |
#58 | |||
| Okay Man | 21 Oct 2022 | 00:58:38 | |
#57 Charlie chooses booze over fall fun. Covid finally gets Martin. They both talk about their poop techniques. Good times in the basement. | |||
| Deborah and Betsy | 13 Oct 2022 | 00:59:10 | |
#56 Our pals Deborah and Betsy have a nice and quiet night in. Martin thankfully warms up and Charlie tells tales of recent NYC shenanigans. | |||
| He Didn't Start the Fire feat. Noah Crowley | 28 Sep 2022 | 00:59:41 | |
#55 Noah and Charlie do their best to get an accurate understanding of Martin's survival skills. He resists. They make fun of Martin's beloved Boy Scout community. Then they dish on how annoying Martin is when he's drunk and high. Rough one for Martin. | |||
| Bearproof | 23 Sep 2022 | 01:10:35 | |
#54 Charlie and Martin dig deep and bring some top notch clips. From bear proof armor suit testing to NY hatchet fights to revolutionary sex toys enjoy the products of these guys spending way too much time on their phones. | |||
| The Holy Land Experience | 07 Sep 2022 | 01:01:46 | |
#53 | |||
| He's Still There | 31 Aug 2022 | 00:56:58 | |
#52 | |||
| Bad Blood | 17 Aug 2022 | 00:55:05 | |
#51 The dudes grab some shelter from a lethal DC thunderstorm to lay down another ep. This ones all over the place from amateur OBGYNs to the sperm bank denying Martin.... | |||
| Under Pressure | 10 Aug 2022 | 00:53:04 | |
Charlie and Martin talk about travel and different ways to find pleasure. | |||
| "You Contribute Nothing" feat. Alex Barbag | 03 Aug 2022 | 00:58:47 | |
#49 Alex Barbag swings by to see the guys. Charlie meets his girlfriend's fam for the first time! Martin gives us some stories from the lowest moments of his teaching career. We all learn about conjoined twins. | |||
| Kick the Bear | 27 Jul 2022 | 01:00:14 | |
#48 The dudes put together a pretty solid clip show! From raccoon tosses, lost pinkies, bear attacks just feet from small children... this ep has it all. | |||
| "Where are the Tickets??" | 22 Jul 2022 | 01:04:16 | |
#47 Just the dudes this week. Charlie brings a couple top notch clips. Martin takes us into the wacky world of one his favorite Vegas acts Danny Gans. | |||
| Pizza Challenge | 13 Jul 2022 | 01:08:29 | |
#46 Martin tries to eat an entire pizza before the pod is over! Its an ASMR nightmare.... | |||
| Towel Tale | 09 Jul 2022 | 01:02:31 | |
#45 The boys dig in to some classic high school urban legends and the showdown at this year's Nathan's hotdog eating contest. Martin gets so pumped up he says he's gonna eat an entire pizza next ep! | |||
| Waffle Home feat. Matt Deakins | 04 Jul 2022 | 01:34:23 | |
#44 Who cares about America? It's Charlie and Matt's birthday! Matt finally decided to show up and Charlie makes him watch Jake Novak as punishment. It was tough. The guys give an in depth analysis of an epic waffle house fight. Plus fun history facts with Matt. Fire ep. | |||
| Plane Control | 15 Jun 2022 | 01:04:14 | |
#43 Charlie and Graham commiserate over stole gear. Martin brings in some hot gossip regarding a high school alum and a tape of his radio roots. | |||
| Beatle Maniac feat. Phil Mike | 08 Jun 2022 | 01:03:42 | |
#42 Regular Phil Mike stops by and we find out he is a bit too into the Beatles.... | |||
| They Could Be Funny | 02 Jun 2022 | 00:58:57 | |
#41 | |||
| Teacher Appreciation feat. Saw Walton and Sophie Schriever | 25 May 2022 | 00:57:57 | |
#40 This ep is all about celebrating our educators. Saw and Sophie stop by bring us into the world of DC public schools. Martin and Charlie check out a Mormon temple.
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| "I'm gonna bail" | 19 May 2022 | 01:03:07 | |
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| Big in Ohio | 11 May 2022 | 01:05:40 | |
#38 Martin comes in fresh from his trip to Ohio with some medical concerns...
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| Miracle Crusade | 04 May 2022 | 01:00:46 | |
#37 The guys watch the magic of Benny Hinn in action, learn about their colon health, discuss bus safety, and appreciate some Jedi level chugging.
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| Cool Hat | 27 Apr 2022 | 01:01:16 | |
#36 Martin makes a bold fashion statement. Charlie hates it. The guys dig deep into some spooky stories.
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| Nerf War | 20 Apr 2022 | 01:09:44 | |
#35 - Martin comes strapped, Charlie gets his life threatened, and we find our new favorite monkey.
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| Martin Bats 1000 | 13 Apr 2022 | 00:55:16 | |
Martin is significantly late and reminisces of his days as first base coach for GMU. Charlie does his best to ruin his cherished memories.
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| "No Comment" feat. Alex Castagne | 06 Apr 2022 | 01:09:37 | |
Alex stops by to share some wild stories with the boys..
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| Shreklesque feat. Alain Nu! | 30 Mar 2022 | 00:59:43 | |
Alain stops by to talk magic and read our minds!
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| Oscar Special | 23 Mar 2022 | 01:12:24 | |
Our resident film critic Leroy Furious returns to break down this year's Oscar Nominees! | |||
| Radio Roots | 16 Mar 2022 | 01:02:45 | |
On this weeks episode we talk about the Mike & Bob show and how Martin got his start doing call-in topics for the radio. You can watch the full episode on YouTube. Like & Subscribe. | |||
| Death to Tyrants | 14 Mar 2022 | 01:03:20 | |
This episode is a week late. Charlie and Martin talk about a ski trip to Vermont, Robin Williams, Jackass Forever, Martin is doing yoga, and the assassination of President Lincoln. You can watch the full episode on YouTube - Like & Subscribe. | |||
| Singing Grace | 05 Mar 2022 | 01:00:50 | |
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| Elevators | 23 Feb 2022 | 01:04:41 | |
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| Skete Davidson | 16 Feb 2022 | 00:58:42 | |
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| Phil Mike Returns | 09 Feb 2022 | 00:56:33 | |
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| Martin Gets Mugged | 01 Feb 2022 | 01:04:59 | |
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| South Dakota | 26 Jan 2022 | 01:03:45 | |
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| Licorice Pizza | 26 Jan 2022 | 01:00:05 | |
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| Martin Phillips | 26 Jan 2022 | 00:46:44 | |
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| Rahaan Returns! | 26 Jan 2022 | 00:52:18 | |
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| Nathan Luft | 25 Jan 2022 | 01:04:17 | |
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| Reed Kelly | 25 Jan 2022 | 00:57:50 | |
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| Martin Phillips | 25 Jan 2022 | 00:58:00 | |
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| Jem Jank | 25 Jan 2022 | 01:00:32 | |
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| Noah Crowley | 21 Jun 2021 | 01:06:52 | |
The Classified Podcast is back! Sorry for the short break but here's a new episode with my bud Noah Crawley. | |||
| Rahaan Jackson | 21 May 2021 | 00:58:53 | |
This week’s guest is Rahaan Jackson. He is a magician from Washington DC, and this episode is jam packed with magic. We talk about Barry’s Magic Shop, getting started in magic, Tannen’s Magic Camp, being the only black guy in magic, coming down with COVID. We review some magic videos of Hiawatha and Jeff McBride. Check out The Classified Comedy YouTube Page for videos of full episodes. | |||
| Jenny Questell | 14 May 2021 | 01:01:49 | |
This week’s guest is the very funny Jenny Questell! We talk about Jenny getting banned by Uber, my moped was stolen, Las Vegas, cruise ships, hot teachers, and missing work. We watch some videos of a person falling down a storm drain, DC Cops street racing, and a kid getting sprayed with hand sanitizer. | |||
| Mike Kurtz | 07 May 2021 | 00:56:16 | |
On this week's episode we have special guest Mike Kurtz. He operates Crybaby DC which runs some awesome stand-up comedy shows all over the DMV. We talk about digital marketing, armored car robbery, getting jalapeno pepper in your eye, fire videos, comedy shows, cicadas, and Charlie fucks up some magic tricks. | |||
| Phil Mike & Martin Phillips | 02 May 2021 | 01:13:38 | |
Phil and Martin stopped by to talk about pooping your pants and Yanni. Charlie does some magic tricks.
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| Von Michael | 15 Apr 2021 | 01:06:49 | |
Special guest Von Michael joins the show. We check out some European folk music, watch some fight videos, and Charlie sets himself on fire.
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