Explore every episode of the podcast The Cinebytes
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 026 - House of 1,000 Corpses (2003) | 15 oct. 2024 | 01:30:05 | |
Ladies and Gentlemen! You are about to enter a world of darkness...a world where life and death are meaningless...and PAIN is GOD... Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 025 - Terrifier (2016) | 01 oct. 2024 | 01:27:08 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up, grab a seat, and prepare yourselves for the ultimate horror showcase as we plunge into the twisted funhouse of the 2016 cult classic, Terrifier! We’ll explore the sinister charm of Art the Clown, the film's unflinching approach to horror, and the shocking effects that have left audiences both horrified and captivated. With special insights on its brutal creativity and the Art of fear, this episode promises to be a thrilling ride for horror aficionados and casual viewers alike! So grab your ticket to the dark carnival now! You won’t want to miss this!...but first, I could really go for some pizza...can you pick up the check? Or should we split it?... Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 024 - The Conjuring (2013) | 17 sept. 2024 | 01:23:35 | |
Hey! Wanna play "Hide & Clap"?! Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 023 - A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) | 03 sept. 2024 | 01:47:37 | |
One, Two - New episode for you! Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 022 - Alien (1979) | 16 août 2024 | 00:59:48 | |
Attention, crew! Secure your bobbleheads and batten down the hatches! We've received a distress signal from just outside Zeta II Reticuli...turns out your headphones will self-destruct in five minutes if you don't press play on this episode immediately! JK, but SURPRISE! Enjoy this early episode release in honor of opening night of Alien: Romulus! We're super stoked to go see it tonight and we hope you are, too! On your way to the theater, pop this bad boy on and listen to us talk about the one that started it all! Ridley Scott's ALIEN (1979)! Thank me later :-) Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 021 - Ready or Not (2019) | 06 août 2024 | 01:07:47 | |
Ready or Not, here we come with a fresh episode straight off the Cinebytes production line! Have some fun with Jason and Dusty as they explore a FANTASTIC horror comedy from the team behind Abigail and Scream 5 & 6 - Radio Silence! This movie is a lot of fun and will subvert more of your expectations than you think! Do you have a bitter old Aunt that's always raining on your parade? Have you ever made a pact with the devil? Are you properly trained on how to use an old-school crossbow? If the answer to any of these questions is "YES!", or at the very least "Uuuhhhhhhmmmmm...", then this episode is for you! We're gonna count to 100 and if you aren't listening by the time we're finished, we'll have to send Mr. Le Bail after you... Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 020 - From Beyond (1986) | 23 juil. 2024 | 01:03:51 | |
Alright everyone, please don't call the cops on us for this episode like a nosy neighborhood busybody...We're doing science! I understand that those ideas don't...resonate with everyone, but if you look the other way on this, you may just experience the greatest sensual pleasure there is! The boys are back and talking about HP Lovecraft's From Beyond, directed by Stuart Gordon! This campy, sexy and gross 1986 classic is chock full of everything you never knew you needed! Barbara Crampton in lingerie, Ken Foree in his own NFL jersey, and Jeffrey Combs in another friggin' dimension as his third eye does the lookin' for him. Join us, won't you? Thanks, I knew you would. Humans are such easy prey... Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 019 - X (2022) | 09 juil. 2024 | 01:27:59 | |
ALL ABOARD THE SHAGGIN' WAGON!...no, THE STABBIN' WAGON!...wait, no, the van said "Plowing Service" on the side, didn't it...either way, we get the point (eye roll). Join Jason and Dusty this week as they talk about the somehow simultaneously smutty AND classy film "X"! So much love for the horror genre gently swaddled in this beautifully shot movie! Particularly in honor of a few classic fan favorites you might catch some references to if you have a keen eye...Written and directed by Ti West, this was another 2022 banger, and a real breath of fresh ass! Come on in! The pond water is fine... ;-) Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 018 - Hereditary (2018) | 25 juin 2024 | 01:37:10 | |
Well, hello there! Step right up and welcome to our private grief counseling session! We've got a full house here ready to receive you, as a matter of fact. Not that you'd notice, of course...not until we want you to, anyway... Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 017 - Interview with Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton | 11 juin 2024 | 01:25:32 | |
SURPRISE, CINEBITCHES! Another special episode for all you beautiful, loyal listeners before we get back into our regularly scheduled movie reviews! Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 016 - Interview with Actress Meghan Adara of "The Cellar" | 28 mai 2024 | 00:30:43 | |
Here's a special treat for our loyal listeners! TWO-day we're releasing TWO episodes on this glorious TWO-sday! We were lucky enough to sit down with actress Meghan Adara from the upcoming UK indie film "The Cellar". Check out our discussion now, streaming on your favorite audio platforms, as well as video if you visit our YouTube! Be sure to visit the Indiegogo campaign to cash in on a few amazing perks that are still available! Links for that, as well as how to follow Meghan and the film below! Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 015 - The Terminator (1984) | 28 mai 2024 | 01:28:11 | |
It's a nice night for a walk...down memory lane! Join Dusty and Jason this week as they discuss the James Cameron CLASSIC AND DEFINITELY A HORROR FILM from 1984, The Terminator! Sure it's sci-fi, sure it's action, but I mean, come on...Arnold is just walking around wasting fools left and right, pulls a man's heart out of his chest and does a cute little solo surgery session on himself...if those things aren't horrifying, I don't know what is! Robot. Slasher. Nuff Sed! Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 014 - Late Night with the Devil (2023/24) | 14 mai 2024 | 01:32:54 | |
Greetings, Night Owls! Join us this week as we kick back and wind down with a little late night TV! David Dastmalchian knocks it out of the park as late night talk show host Jack Delroy in this highly controversial and highly polarizing movie! Look, we're not crazy about the AI either, but when you've got sidekicks pulling worms out of their bellies under hypnosis, psychic mediums being reduced to psychic smalls with grumbly tumblies, and friggin' Theremins playing by themselves - all on a live 1970's television broadcast...HOW COULD WE RESIST?! What you are about to hear is the podcast that SHOCKED a nation...The Cinebytes review of...Late Night...with the Devil... Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 013 - Candyman (1992) | 30 avr. 2024 | 01:19:21 | |
On this episode, we talk about another Clive Barker, gothic horror, tragic romance masterpiece! Virginia Madsen and Tony Todd (NOT Eddie Murphy) shine in this heartbreaking story of love, loss, misunderstanding, grief and gentrification. Helen Lyle really gets put through the ringer in this one, folks. You don't want to miss it! Come be our victim! It was always you! It's Candyman! That's right, Candyman! Did you all hear me in the back? I said it's Candyman! Is that a mirror? No, it's just Candyman! CANDYMAN?!?!... Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 012 - Scream (1996) | 16 avr. 2024 | 01:44:53 | |
Hello, Sidn-, uh...loyal listener! What's YOUR favorite scary movie? I'd be willing to bet that the movie reviewed in THIS week's episode of The Cinebytes would be the answer to that question for a LOT of people. It's SCREAM, released in 1996! We'll tackle all the big questions one might have while watching this; Did Casey Becker ever actually have a chance to pass her quiz? What's with all the Halloween references? Like...for real. And why in the HELL is Tatum Riley allowed to wear that at school?! Maybe they thought about giving her detention, but then just decided to liver alone. Strap in for an all-timer this week! BAM! This bitch is about to go down... Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 011 - Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil (2010) | 02 avr. 2024 | 01:24:27 | |
COLLEGE KIDS! And anyone else who wants to take a listen, of course...join us this week for a slight change of pace! We've covered plenty of horror movies with comedy, but this is our first official HORROR COMEDY! And it's a real doozy...so strap in for this hilarious adventure full of miscommunication, misguided heroism and misleading context clues! Otherwise people might just show up and start killin' themselves all over your property! Nobody wants that. Especially poor Tucker. Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 010 - Hostel (2005) | 19 mars 2024 | 01:31:10 | |
Welcome to this week's episode of The Cinebytes! We're talking about "Boobz & Blood: The Movie"! Oh wait, no, it's called Hostel. Yes, you heard right, we're doing ANOTHER Eli Roth movie ALREADY...thanks, Jason. The last one went so well, he thought, "What the hell, let's give it another go!". If gore isn't your thing, don't worry, there's plenty of other things this movie offers! Ya know, like weed...nudity...homophobia (eye roll). Good times all around. So pack up a bowl, throw on some porn (on mute, so you can still listen, of course), and get ready for all the "sneepur" you can handle as we talk through this tourist trap nightmare! #OfCourseMyHorse Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 009 - Evil Dead Rise (2023) | 05 mars 2024 | 01:23:56 | |
Lesson of the day: If you find a giant hole in your parking garage after an earthquake, maybe don't explore it. But if you do, and also find a book bound in teeth and human skin, maybe don't take it...But if you do...maybe don't open it...BUT IF YOU DOOO...DEFINITELY DON'T READ THE LATIN! NEVER. READ. THE. LATIN. In this week's episode, the boys explore all the things these ridiculous people do wrong in the latest installment in the Evil Dead franchise...the 2023 masterpiece, EVIL DEAD RISE! Corpses and chainsaws and people monsters, oh my! Come have some fun with us discussing this insane and super fun movie! Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 008 - The Howling (1981) | 20 févr. 2024 | 01:27:04 | |
We're barking at the moon on this week's episode! Join us as we talk about the OTHER Rick Baker werewolf movie from 1981. He passed the torch halfway through to some guy named Rob (friggin' Bottin!), but it turned out to be doggone good work anyway! Serial killers, beautiful secluded resorts and smiley face stickers galore, The Howling is sure to delight no matter your horror preferences! Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 007 - Talk to Me (2023) | 06 févr. 2024 | 01:30:43 | |
Talk to the hand! Seriously, these kids seem to love it! Listen in as Dusty, Nick and Jason talk to you about Talk to Me, the 2023 Aussie banger that puts a twist on the possession genre! Trigger warnings for self-harm and grief topics aside, this movie was heavy, but still somehow a good time! From house parties featuring Australian gangsta rap and tragic endings to make out sessions with the family dog to a Hellscape to rival The Shunting, this movie's got just about everything but the kitchen si...oh wait, it DOES have a kitchen sink? Fair enough, you really gotta Hand it to those Philippous. You heard it here folks, you won't want to miss this one! Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 006 - Halloween (1978) | 24 janv. 2024 | 01:27:21 | |
Welp...here we go again, y'all! Tackling another classic early on in our "poddlerhood". We've seen this one so many times we were in good...shape...to do so, though. It's the movie that revolutionized the industry and kicked off the slasher craze that defined the 80's...John Carpenter's Halloween! Join us as we discuss Michael's driving prowess, Looney Loomis' witch hunt, and Lynda Totally saying "Totally" Totally too much! Among many other things, of course! Tune in to hear all about the night he came home! Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 005 - The Green Inferno (2013) | 09 janv. 2024 | 01:28:07 | |
Join the boys for a jungle barbecue this week as they talk about Eli Roth's 2013 tribute to cannibal films - The Green Inferno! This one's got everything; plane crashes, tribe members tripping out on "edibles", activists singing campfire songs and even an explosive (and embarrassing) "outhouse" scene! It's gonna get weird, so come hungry and feel free to bring a dish to pass! As always, you can contact us at cinebytespod@gmail.com, follow on Facebook, Twitter (X), Instagram and YouTube, and of course support the show at cinebytespod.buzzsprout.com and click on the heart (support) to show some love! See you in Peru! Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 004 - The Exorcist (1973) | 12 déc. 2023 | 01:22:54 | |
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! On this week's episode, the gang takes on one of the most celebrated films the world of horror has ever seen! Join Dusty, Jason and Nick as they chat about William Peter Blatty's THE EXORCIST, directed by the late, great William Friedkin! Will Father Merrin succeed in driving out his old nemesis, Pazuzu? Will Damien conquer his crisis of faith? Will Regan learn her lesson to never Ouija alone and never, EVER talk to someone named Captain Howdy? Tune in and find out in this extra special holiday episode! Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 003 - Paranormal Activity (2007) | 29 nov. 2023 | 01:13:41 | |
We're taking it back to 2007's found-footage classic, Paranormal Activity. Dusty, Nick, and Jason cover this great beginning to a continuing horror franchise. Oren Peli's first film is a great listen for any supernatural horror fan. Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 002 - Get Out (2017) | 14 nov. 2023 | 01:26:59 | |
Step on in and let's get on with Get Out! Jordan Peele's beautiful and POWERFUL cinematic debut! You'd think he'd been doing this for years by this point. Dusty, Nick and Jason have their hands full with this one, might be nice to relax afterwards with a nice cup of hot tea... Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| 001 - Hellraiser (1987) | 31 oct. 2023 | 02:00:28 | |
With their first full-length feature review episode, the boys are (obviously) tackling Pinhead and the gang as they talk about Clive Barker's cult-classic masterpiece (as well as directorial debut) - Hellraiser! Could the first full episode of this podcast possibly have been anything else?... Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| Introductions | 18 oct. 2023 | 00:12:49 | |
Meet the boys in this introductory episode! Dusty Lane, Nick Cummins and Jason Mitchell get down to brass tacks and talk about their roots in horror and how it all began! Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||
| Teaser | 18 oct. 2023 | 00:02:39 | |
Welcome to Oblivion! ...And the launch of this brand new podcast! Tune in to your new favorite horror destination to join Dusty Lane, Nick Cummins and Jason Mitchell biweekly as they navigate the sometimes murky waters of the beautiful swamp that is horror cinema! Each episode brings along with it plenty of fun and interesting topics from movie reviews, news and SFX spotlights, games, interviews and more! So enter if you dare...we'd love for you to accompany us on this strange and wonderful journey! We'll be expecting you... Podcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.com | |||