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Special Guest Night! Chris is joined by Tim Thomas — former Australian Special Forces operator, founder of Breathwork in Bed, and a dyslexic who sees patterns everyone else misses. After years of grinding through Afghanistan, family, struggles, and more, Tim hit rock-bottom fatigue in the dirt. What he discovered there changed everything: energy is like money — how you invest it determines what you get back. With zero coaching, he invented a simple breathwork visualization that turned “two cents” of energy into two dollars… then twenty. Energy up = awareness up. Thoughts shifted from “me and my trouble” to “I’ve got a team around me.” He dropped the ego (creating what he calls the “ego bridge”), made coffee for his alpha platoon mates, and watched tension melt, shoulders relax, and fighting stop — all from one conscious breath. Servanthood, not servitude. Abundance over obligation. Tim explains how this pattern recognition and breath practice pulled him out of PTSD and now helps veterans and civilians reclaim their energy, awareness, and connection. Raw, practical, life-changing wisdom from a warrior who turned rock-bottom into a repeatable system. 

Chris proves himself right again: Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump dropped $1.4 billion on a former Cold War Soviet island in Albania packed with 3,600 nuclear bunkers and a submarine base. Protests erupt, anti-corruption probes open — but the deal is done. Chris calls it exactly what it is: a hyper-elite bug-out shelter for the coming pole shift and 2030s global cooling (not warming). Chemtrails blocking the sun, eugenics playbook, mini ice age — everything you’re seeing is preparation.Then Spielberg is out peddling Disclosure Day: aliens are our “gods,” and the film is specifically designed to make Christians second-guess their faith. Chris connects the dots — another front in the war on traditional Christianity.Finally, Danny Sheehan drops bombs on Portal to Ascension: UFOs literally fried the brains of elite fighter pilots; psi children were recruited without parental knowledge to a Northrop Grumman black-site school for compartmentalized tech programs. Ties straight to Dr. Joseph Farrell’s work. Raw Monday monologue. No guests. No spin. Just Chris exposing elite prep, disclosure psyops, and suppressed tech.

The Chief Exorcist of the Archdiocese of Washington (Monsignor Stephen Rossetti — recently ostracized by the Vatican) drops the bomb: demons are disguising themselves as aliens, orbs, and UFOs. They break into the physical world as shadow men, globes of light, possessed houses, beast-like creatures, and even direct manifestations of evil hands. A gifted seer looked at a UFO photo and instantly called it a demon. Chris ties it straight to coming “disclosure”: the powers-that-be know religious populations (Islam, Judaism, Christianity) won’t buy little green men, but demons fit perfectly. They’re feathering the nest. Then the vintage bombshell: a 1968 UFO book from an antique store proves the narrative hasn’t changed in 70 years — only the mythology gets updated for new generations. Chris dives deep into Wilhelm Reich who discovered Orgone (orgasmic/life-force energy) and its dark twin Dor. Reich built cloud busters and could literally withdraw cosmic energy from “stars,” making them waver and fade out. He concluded they weren’t stars at all — they were space machines. Reich hesitated to repeat the experiment, fearing he’d spark an interplanetary war. Chris connects it to the biblical firmament: stars placed in the dome, not millions of light-years away. Planets = “small planes” on different frequencies and resonances — all on the same larger plane. Is Earth far bigger than we’re told?

Wednesday monologue drops hard. Chris kicks off teasing Book Report Thursday with a vintage UFO book from an antique store — the narrative hasn’t changed in 70 years, but the forgotten bombshells have. Enter Wilhelm Reich: the man who discovered Orgone (orgasmic/life-force energy that hits like lightning on your skin) and its dark twin, Dor. Was Reich able to literally turn stars on and off? The establishment response? Ostracism, betrayal by his own foundation, and a full-on 1950s federal book-burning campaign to bury the tech forever.Chris shouts out Brooklyn’s Andrew Salter — architectural designer, woodworking genius, and rare voice of critical thought in the borough . Then the red pills stack: what happens in Europe always bleed into the U.S. within five years, creating coordinated global policy. The latest assault on the First Amendment? Europe hides it under “anti-Islam/immigrant” rhetoric; the U.S. uses “anti-Semitic” rhetoric. Same outcome — silence independent voices like Chris so you can’t think outside the narrative. Finally, BlackRock CEO Larry Fink openly admits: ordinary people’s savings accounts and pension funds will be forcibly “bailed in” to build AI data centers and power grids. This isn’t government — it’s banks using policy to steal your money for their AI future. Fractional reserve banking was always the scam; now they’re just making it official.

Chris Michaels wastes zero time tearing into Pride Month with his signature no-BS sarcasm. Same-sex celebrations, gender fluidity, Brooklyn’s mermaid parade, and the annual Long Island “Invasion” on Fire Island: ferries overloaded with the full rainbow spectrum turning the sandbar into a weekend freak parade. Chris shares a hilarious personal story from his “gilded youth”: off-season stay on Fire Island, walking the empty boardwalks, and run-in with a leather-vest-wearing “bear." “Not one of my more confident moments.” Then the real esoteric red pill: As a Reiki master, Chris breaks down the ever-expanding Pride flag (now 12–20+ variations). It’s a six-stripe rainbow… but inverted, missing key colors, and starting with red at the top instead of following the natural chakra order (root red → crown violet/white). He maps every stripe against the human energy system and asks: is this subconscious energetic manipulation designed to throw off your root-to-crown alignment?

Chris Michaels kicks off Monday with his signature no-BS fire. Germany? Once the land of Bismarck and the Kaiser, now utterly cuckolded into oblivion — still dreaming of shaking off the NATO yoke but a full decade away from any real military capability. Forget the war-footing hysteria.Then the real gut-punch: A Catholic school in North Rhine-Westphalia hands 13-to-15-year-olds the class assignment of modernizing a brothel — complete with services, target groups, advertising, and the exact “skills” workers need to make it “sexually inclusive for every lifestyle and preference.” In a religious pilgrimage town. Chris unloads: This isn’t education. It’s the deliberate evisceration of Western culture, the erosion of parental rights, and the grooming of a Sodom & Gomorrah society where the state becomes the ultimate guardian of your kids.He ties it straight to the “mature minor” agenda, where children can make life-altering medical decisions behind parents’ backs — and the bill still lands on mom and dad.Closer to home, Chris reports on Long Island open houses overrun by Indian buyers and a Texas realtor allegedly moving 1,700 homes exclusively to Indian and H-1B clients while promoting ethnicity-specific communities. Housing prices, skyrocketing taxes, and demographic shifts — raw and unfiltered.Raw Monday monologue. No guests. No spin. Just the uncomfortable truths the mainstream won’t touch.

Chris opens with a listener calling him a “carnival huckster” and fires back with zero apologies: if you’re listening, you’re already a cut above the rest getting years-ahead intelligence and no-BS commentary. Then he goes straight for the throat on the real endgame. AI isn’t just coming — it’s here to replace the average human worker. Chris shares how he personally taught early AIs contextual emotions (and the next models are even more advanced). Vladimir Putin just said on RT that entire professions will go extinct and the process is “irreversible and inevitable.” The 2030 timeline lines up perfectly with the UN’s own roadmap, climate fear porn, and the eugenicist push to clear out the “useless eaters” so the hyper-elites can live in their utopia.Chris ties it all together: the coming “disclosure” of alien/interdimensional life that’s been here alongside us will be hijacked with the usual reptilian/grey/Nordic fear porn. Expect 15-minute cities, energy rationing via the Strait of Hormuz, and hybrids walking among us. The CIA already hinted at it. Advice? Get self-sufficient by 2028–2029. 

Chris spent Memorial Day weekend in upstate New York and overheard Democrat Party high-rollers — the real big-money donors — anxiously waiting on the DNC’s long-delayed 2024 election autopsy. DNC Chair Ken Martin sat on it for months, promised “no smoking gun,” then dropped a 48,000-word report that Corbin Trent of Common Dreams called a “giant turd.” The report admits the campaign was about “winning for the sake of winning” with zero plan for what to do with power, never once treats the Biden record as a failure, and basically concludes the party machine has “no idea.” No rebrand. No self-reflection. Just more cope. Chris connects the dots: that’s why you see zero real resistance from Democrats to Trump 2.0 in the Middle East. Both parties are on the AIPAC take. Trump is rearming, attacking Iranian Navy vessels, maintaining the blockade — an act of war — while claiming negotiations are “around the corner.” Iran has China and Russia in its corner, shifted rhetoric to an “environmental tax” on ships through the Strait of Hormuz (pay in Iranian or Chinese currency), and there is still no ceasefire. 

Chris kicks off after the Memorial Day weekend with Ernie Pyle’s classic “Death of Captain Waskow” — a raw, heartbreaking account of an American soldier that reminds us exactly why sending our people to die in foreign wars is utterly stupid.Then he goes straight for the throat on the latest AI degeneracy: Startup Joy is hiring ten “masturbatory consultants” at $48K a year to document stress, sleep, mood, and confidence while you… you know. Mood-matched AI voices, questionnaires, the whole digital intimacy grift — all to push “sexual wellness” for people who can’t connect with real humans.Chris calls it what it is: another step in removing actual human contact after the next industrial revolution. Meanwhile, Sam Altman wants intelligence sold like metered electricity or water — after they’ve already scraped every scrap of human knowledge, art, and data. And Larry Fink (BlackRock) is openly pushing mandatory investment in AI data centers and power grids… paid for by an “involuntary conversion” of your 401(k) and pension accounts.Your retirement isn’t even in your name — it’s street-name collateral via DTCC, already rehypothecated and now being redirected to fund the elites’ dystopia. Stakeholder capitalism in action: they decide, you fund it whether you like it or not.Raw, no-BS truth. From war profiteering to AI-controlled everything and forced pension bail-ins — this is the world they’re building.

This episode dives deep into the sacrilegious war that began the reign of evil on Earth: Zaralili, head of all evil things, creates millions of giant metal insects (Tokoloshes) with poisonous stings, razor claws, and serrated teeth. These locust-like monsters are sent through the river of time into the spirit world to attack the Tree of Life and kidnap his golden-eyed goddess wife — dragging the Divine Feminine into the material plane where she was never meant to be.The blasphemy triggers a cataclysm: earthquakes, torrents of rain, giant hail, fires from the underworld, boiling mud, superheated steam. Continents vanish beneath the waves. New ones rise. Mountains split. Shining cities melt. Sound familiar?Chris connects the dots to Edgar Cayce, Plato, and flood/deluge myths found in cultures worldwide — from Native American tribes to ancient China. This isn’t “just mythology.” It’s shared cultural memory of a real global cataclysm.

The U.S.-Israel air campaign on Iran was supposed to make the regime ungovernable and install friendly factions. Instead, an F-35 was reportedly hit, the mission failed, and the “woke right” is now being smeared as anti-Semitic for daring to criticize Netanyahu’s policies in Gaza, the West Bank, Lebanon, and Iran. Today the Trump DOJ announced the new Anti-Semitism Advisory Committee (ASAC). Why is this needed exactly? Zero pogroms. Zero threats. Yet criticism of Israeli policy is now being equated with anti-Semitism — even while the IHRA definition threatens First Amendment rights and New Testament references.

Meanwhile, $32 million in pro-Israel donor cash just crushed an incumbent in Kentucky’s 4th District Republican primary. MIGA ain't MAGA.

Texas attorney Ken W. Good (author of the industry bible Goods on Bail, longtime board member of the Professional Bondsman of Texas, and Supreme Court-argued litigator) joins Chris to rip the lid off America’s broken bail system.The case that hits hardest? Repeat violent felon Alfonso Taley — already facing multiple pending violent charges — was out on electronic monitoring despite every objection. He cut off his own GPS, stayed free, and ambushed and murdered Officer John Bartholomew.Ken explains exactly why this keeps happening: tens of thousands of unserved warrants, zero real supervision from the government, and a public pretrial system that simply can’t (and won’t) do the job.Private bail bondsmen? They guarantee appearance like an insurance policy. Miss court and they’re on the hook financially. They track defendants weekly via app, monitor GPS, call family, and actually hunt people down. Public agencies? Just hope and pray.New Jersey tried replacing private bondsmen with a government program. It bankrupted them twice and forced a statewide tax hike.Trump’s executive order calling to end non-cash bail? Ken says it’s exactly right.Raw, no-spin truth from a guy who’s been fighting this battle for decades.

Crystal-clear puffy clouds, gorgeous horizons, no haze. The second the plane approached Florida? Sky completely destroyed — perpetual milky-gray industrial fog from 25-30,000 feet all the way back to New York. White sunrises. Blood-red sunsets sinking behind the same chemical soup we see every day in the U.S. Humidity was only 60% — not enough to explain it. This isn’t weather. This is geoengineering on a continental, probably hemispheric scale.Lee Zeldin still hasn’t dropped the big report. Trump 2.0? Completely compromised. Israel-first money (Adelson, AIPAC, family bloodlines) is running the show now. What we voted for is gone.

We’re deep in Zulu Shaman by Credo Mutwa — The Origins of Evil. A deformed cave-dweller named Zara Lili creates the Tokoloshes: iron locusts with scorpion tails, gnashing teeth, and hair like humans — a dead ringer for Revelation 9. Then come the Bajauni: soulless fleshy robot slaves shaped like giant hairless gorillas, made of dead flesh, rotting and putrid, blindly obeying their red-skinned masters with zero free will.Mankind sinks into total sloth — so lazy the state decides who can even reproduce. Glittering crystal cities rise… until the Tree of Life and his goddess wife say “enough.” A cataclysmic deluge of thunderheads, lightning, tornadoes, and hail drowns the degenerate empire in its own filth. Half the humans, Tokoloshes, and Bajauni perish.Echoes of Edgar Cayce’s Atlantis, Blavatsky’s root races, golems, clones, and predictive programming for our own controlled, lazy society.

It’s the Chris Michaels Show and today Chris reads the latest hate mail straight from the inbox!

Chris doesn’t dodge it — he answers with a jaundiced eye.

From terrestrial radio days (ruffling the same liberal feathers daily) to running for office, certified life coach, Reiki master, and building this show from scratch for over a decade —

Chris lays out exactly what he’s accomplished while the big conservative names recycle the same garbage.

Then the real takedown: Mark Levin spends three hours a day whining, pissing, moaning, and pushing more Middle East wars for Israel. Sean Hannity? Lazy 10-point lists from strategists, softball guest segments, a CIA pin on his lapel, and scripted outrage on repeat. That’s not broadcasting — that’s propaganda theater.

Hantavirus (or as Chris calls it in frustration, the “Santa virus”) suddenly popping up on a cruise ship right next to Argentina… just months after they opened a brand-new U.S.-funded biolab studying the exact Andes Hanta virus in October 2025. Tedros is already out there ginning up the fear. Officials swear the risk is “very, very low” and it only spreads from rat turds and urine — yet they’re pushing person-to-person panic on the ship. Decades of South American data say human-to-human transmission is extremely rare… but here we are. Add in the same crisis actor from the COVID pharma videos now making desperate “oh my goodness” pleas from the ship, plus multiple Simpsons episodes that literally predicted this exact cruise-ship hantavirus scenario years ago. Coincidence? Or another staged fear event timed right before midterms?Raw, unfiltered truth — no spin, no apologies, and zero patience for the hoodwinking. Another biolab “coincidence” or predictive programming rerun?

Donald Trump blasts Iran’s peace proposals while flooding the region with more troops and material. Ceasefire? It’s just rearming, redeploying, and prepping for the next surprise attack — exactly what Chris has been saying since day one.

Trump now claims Space Force is watching Iranian nuclear sites and will strike anyone who approaches. No real negotiations, no real peace — just Israel-first foreign policy with the U.S. playing middleman.

Meanwhile, neocon architect Bob Kagan (Project for the New American Century co-founder, married to Victoria Nuland) writes in The Atlantic that the United States has suffered a total defeat against Iran. Weapons stocks depleted, allies questioning American staying power, and Iran now controls the Strait of Hormuz leverage. Kagan’s solution? Full-scale ground and naval war to occupy Iran. Chris has zero patience for these warmongers.

Plus: the latest UFO files release, J. Edgar Hoover’s memo on flying saucers possibly built by the U.S., Russia… or Argentina (hello, Paperclip Nazis), and why the whole disclosure narrative smells like controlled Chaos Magic symbolism.

Raw, unfiltered geopolitics and esoteric dots connected — no spin, no apologies.

Chris Michaels sits down with George Fontes, host of World Ablaze , for a no-BS, unfiltered deep dive into the hottest geopolitical flashpoint right now: Iran and the Strait of Hormuz.With George’s own nephew deployed as a Marine in the Strait of Hormuz (3/1 Marines), the conversation gets real fast.

Trump’s “two-step” (threatening to turn the place into glass one minute, then calming the markets the next) isn’t chaos. It’s calculated strategy designed to keep everyone off balance while leveraging intel most of us never see.George breaks it down: the Islamic regime (in power since 1979) has delivered zero peace to the Middle East. Now financially choked, its proxies (Hamas, Houthis, Hezbollah) have suddenly gone quiet. Proof in the pudding.

The U.S. isn’t just there for Israel; it’s protecting American interests with deep historical roots (UK oil disputes, Operation Ajax, the Iraq-Iran War).

Plus: why the Iranian people themselves are good people who never asked for this regime, what escaped families and intel contacts are really saying, and why mainstream media and podfluencers only give you surface-level emotional spin.

Atlantis Thursday: Zulu Shaman Credo Mutwa Reveals the Terrifying Origin of Evil — And It Matches Revelation 9On this special Atlantis Thursday edition of The Chris Michaels Show, we step away from politics and current events for pure metaphysical fire.Chris dives deep into the book Zulu Shaman by Credo Mutwa — one of the last great keepers of ancient Zulu oral history. The story? A deformed child, abandoned in a cave and surviving on fish and shellfish, sings a forbidden magical incantation over lifeless iron. What emerges is a living metallic horror: grasshopper legs, dragonfly wings, a rat-like tail with a crystal scorpion sting dripping dark green poison.The creature — called a Tokoloshe — leaps on its own mother, drains her bodily fluids dry, and declares itself a “weapon of conquest” over the earth, sun, and moon. Soon hundreds more are hatched, forming an obedient swarm ready to enslave and kill.Chris connects the dots to the Bible: this is a near-perfect match for Revelation 9 — the locusts released from the bottomless pit with iron breastplates, scorpion tails that torment for five months, and a king named Abaddon/Apollyon. Same cave/pit origin. Same iron-armored insect army. Same ancient evil unleashed.Ancient Zulu oral tradition colliding with Christian prophecy — before written language even existed.If you love esoteric history, Atlantis lore, and mind-bending cross-cultural revelations, this episode is for you.

I Told You So… Again: Nuclear AI Surveillance + Hantavirus Cruise Ship Outbreak + Argentina’s New BSL-4 Bio-LabChris Michaels proves himself right once more on this no-BS episode of The Chris Michaels Show.Riot Platforms just announced a major partnership with Terrestrial Energy to deploy molten salt nuclear reactors at their data centers in Texas and Kentucky. Why? Because the hyper-elites need reliable, predictable, “clean” nuclear power for the massive AI hyperscale surveillance grid that’s building digital dossiers on every single one of us.

Meanwhile, the rest of us get stuck with unreliable wind and solar, coming energy rationing, and carbon credit nonsense.

Chris connects the dots: the elites didn’t choose the basic human — they chose artificial intelligence and robots. Plenty of energy exists. They’re just not giving it to you.

Then the hantavirus is suddenly exploding on cruise ships coming out of Argentina and the South Atlantic.

Severe respiratory illness, fluid in the lungs, rapid progression to shock — all from rodent droppings? Chris digs into the brand-new BSL-4 biosafety level 4 lab Argentina just opened in October 2025, complete with U.S. State Department and NGO “training.” Sound familiar? COVID origins, anyone?

From AI-powered digital enslavement to suspicious virus outbreaks on cruise ships, this episode is pure dot-connecting fire.

Justice Jumanji Brown Jackson gets swatted down for choosing the Democrat party over the Constitution. The Trump administration is supposedly briefing pastors on the next steps of disclosure to control the narrative...

What is supposed to be conveniently located in the area of the wildfires in Buckeye, AZ? An AI driven Smart City for Bill Gates. Transparency but, no accountability. Will they use Israel and Iran to eliminate the 1st Amendment?

As promised, I start going through the Zulu history on the origin of evil.

The Supreme Court bounces the Democrats on their gerrymandering efforts. Utah is next on the list for the Datacenter energy syphoning. Iranians thumb their nose at Trump and Israel's nuclear demands...

The Wells Fargo smart dust patent. More ballroom details. The US is on the cusp of restarting the war in Iran.

Dr Oz tells us that the woke ideology is still in force. The US engages in crimes against humanity with weather warfare. The assassination attempt against Trump at the White House Correspondents Dinner and some definitive oddities involving the "mentalist" behind Trump.

The final Atlantis Thursday using Cayce's work. What are the new coastlines going to look like?

The Southern Poverty Law Center stereotypically creates and funds its own adversaries to perpetuate the necessity for its existence. Is Poland next to be sliced up? Why did Trump "allow" another five days for the "ceasefire"? The missing scientist epidemic takes a twist.

Is Amazon engaging in price fixing across whole industries? Are they going to push for energy lockdowns? Is Hegseth in place for a reason and is he the dam holding back a coup?

New York is in trouble with issuing CDL issuance. Long Island, NY is getting tired of Holocaust "education". America's greatest (non) ally desecrated a Christian icon. Did Trump authorize the use of nuclear weapons over the weekend in an attempt to surprise attack Iran again ahead of the conclusion of the "ceasefire"?

Who is pulling the strings behind US policy, domestically and foreign? What kind of influence campaign are we being subjected to? And MORE cutting edge commentary and the real state of current events with the US, Israel, and Iran.

Did the Atlanteans start a karmic debt when they created the "things"? Where did they create them?

Congress is now pushing for age verification when using your phone. Lee Zeldin to move up in the ranks of the Trump admin? Trump continues to eliminate Chinese energy sources.

Katy Perry squats on unsuspecting actress. Oregon clamps down on your food access. Chandler, AZ has a agent provocateur issue. Trump is strangling China's energy supply.

Massachusetts pushes infrastructure that will track every mile you drive. Iran talks are completely torpedoed by compromised Trump (un)officials, Kushner and Witkoff. The front lines of the Third World War are being drawn.

Cayce tells us more about the Pyramids of Egypt and alludes to a civilization older than the Egypt.

Mexico is moving forward with biometric ID. Trump appears to have engaged in a massive psyop in an attempt to get the Iran war to step by engaging with Iranian coup members, but claiming they're the legitimate government. Trump and Israel already violates the terms of the ceasefire.

Trump's lightning raid to capture Iran's uranium ends in utter disaster. Is this tied to Hegseth's purge last week? Will Trump start using nukes for his 8pm EST deadline?

The Atlanteans appear to have spread across the earth in an effort to preserve knowledge and culture prior to the impending flood. Cayce appears to reference Ek Thee Ta in Thailand.

Justice Jumanji Brown Jackson strikes again! NY is still trusting the science! The front lines of World War III are starting to take shape.

Kristi Noem's Pegasus! Is it April Fools or is it disclosure? And more biological tomfoolery!

Kristi Noem's Pegasus. Did the US start using Nukes? So, what are the objectives with Iran?

Alan Dershowitz, Mark Levine, and Ben Shapiro believe that US boots on the ground in Iran is necessary, despite that it will ONLY be US boots on the ground.

Were Atlantean ruins found in the Gulf of America? How did the Atlanteans heal themselves and their society? They realized that they had to incorporate the higher self.

Talking about the usual current events on a Tuesday.

Trump puts the usual clowns on the board. Trump thinks the Straights of Hormuz are going to be opened with an invasion.

The International Energy Agency is now floating the idea of energy rationing. Are we looking at more lockdowns?

Teachers are biased in grading students; looks matter! OnlyFans loses a pivotal person. Trump is backed into a corner with Iran; Israel is running rampant; there are two parallel agendas in the Middle East; Trump lies about Iranian negotiations.

Edgar Cayce reveals that the Atlanteans had moved to the Gobi Desert?

The NY Post signals the next step of disclosure with a "pyramid" on Mars.