Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs

What comes right after Halloween? Well, Halloween 2 of course. This week we are talking all about Halloween 2. Which may be the single worst entry in the entire Halloween universe. Yes, including Rob Zombies Halloween movies.

Nothing makes sense, unless you subscribe to the expanded Loomisverse. Tune in and find out more.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Mattiacs!

This week, the axe will play while the Yobo's away. As I rip into, and spoil Strange Darlings. What a fucked movie that was. Then we get into some fantastic Know Comments, in which we learn a lot about the history of spooky music for sad boys.

Following that up with some of our life advice. It's just such a neat little package for you all..

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and lil matty mates.

This week on the show, we are talking mad shit about Pitch Black. One of my co-hosts thinks this is the most vile piece of filth ever created, while the other believes it to be mana sent from heaven. Whose right? Only a breakdance competition can solve this mess.

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Hello boils and ghouls.

 

Here we are with an interview with the legend. Writer and produced for Tales From the Crypt, The Outer Limits, and host of the How NOT to Make a Movie podcast A L Katz.

What a wonderful interview it is. We discuss his beginnings on the Nightmare on Elm Street tv series. Freddy's Nightmares. His involvement in the creation of Children of the Corn 2, and finally his role in the Tales From the Crypt franchise.

 

Check him out at. https://how-not-to-make-a-movie.com/

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Confused Cell signals. 

Here we are at the end of Swap-tober with none other than the wicked witch of the weird Asherz! joining us to talk about 2007 The Signal.

Well, we try to. We get pretty side tracked talking about this disorder where the pee hole on ones penis is located in the wrong spot. Sometimes mid shaft, sometimes very much on the balls. Sorry if you have this issue, but it does come up often.

The Signal is a dope movie. With some credits. Directed by the dude from The Ritual, and starring Crispin from You're Next, you should totally check it out. Thank you so much friend of the show Bobby Trippett

If you can't get enough of that wonderful Asherz, please check out Asherz, on the Wednesdays we Talk Weird podcast, and other internet ventures...

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cockroach consumers.

This week, we are joined by long time friend of the show, and occasional host of The Grindbin podcast Bobby Trippett. Who joins us just in time for maybe the most challanging week of Swaptober, Asherz pick.

We discuss the 1993 Austrellian "horror?" film Bad Boy Bubby.  boy, does this episode go places. Much like Bubby, Come for the mother lovin, stay for Candices great Italian impression.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and... Candice Cesare Cohorts.

We have a very special bonus episode for you. Where we interview Bram Stoker Award-winning author of Clown in a Cornfield, Video Night, and many more.. Adam Cesare.

Candice gushes, Adam is a delightful, charming, and dare I say, an open book, while I ask the hard hitting questions at the end.

Please support him, and his work. Purchase his books anywhere you can, and check him out at https://t.co/UyGHwcaamR

Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice Castle Cucks.

Here we are in the middle of Swap-tober. and boy do we have a swap for you this week. A sister in-law cucking our protagonist!

Tim, Candice, and I are joined by long time friend of the show Charles to discuss the 2015 horror fantasy Crimson Peak. Hand selected by friend of the show Iago Faustus. We try and do the movie justice in a purely professional way, while Candice gets wetter than the inside of an otter's pocket.

Come for the gothic romanticism through the lens of Guillermo del Toro, stay for the Pornhub top tier search result hot handjob, and a bit of Loki ass. 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos and Candice covered in condensation corpses.

This week, we kick off Swaptober with a BANG. The kind of bang Tim hates. A decent cult classic. Joining us for this week, longtime friend of the show Iago Faustus. We break down the strange rules of zombies in the film, dope addict strength, and Candice is insensed by the bad zombie science.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cantankerous commiseraters 

What a week, the podcast recording fails for no real reason, then we pick it back up, and talk about Scanner Cop. What is a Scanner Cop? What are their powers? who knows.

 

Candice and I are surprisingly on the same page for a bit. Hear my stripper history, My Tarot busker history, and a surprisingly fun episode for such a shitty movie.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Ian infatuated.

This week we have a hum dinger of an episode. We are joined for the first time by my role model, Kurt Russell as the one and only Snake Plissken.  Who Candice dated a guy that was convinced Kojima took no inspiration from for the Metal Gear series. A harsh inditement on the intellect of Candice, and her romantic interests at the time.

Tim is largely checked out this episode, I think he was wounded by how dope Snake's hair looked, or maybe he was too distracted by a Pam Grier with proper modulation. Which is when the electric eye, which is a green type of tube... 20 bucks if you get that referance.

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RIP to my dad, you made it past 80, so you were playing with the houses money you fucker. And welcome to the human race.

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice CSB converters. 

Here we go, Shuffle-tember. A month of hitting random on an already random selection of movies.. The Bloodbank. What could be more fitting that a 2 hour movie made by nobodies, with with somehow sub Lawnmower man CGI, and just attaching itself like a dried out crusty flake of feces to a slightly too short ass crack hair to the rotting corpse of the "of the Dead" lineage?

I'm not going to call it garbage. Garbage has little scraps that can be converted into compost, from which something, even an anemic mushroom could grow. Nothing grows from this. This is the cinema equivilant to fallow, salted earth. Thanks Tim.

Blame Candice on twitter. Just kidding, this one is 100% the fault of  Tim Yobo so let that Pink Floyd lover know how you feel. Subscribe to our Patreon for access to the bloodbank, as well as our bonus episodes. https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 

Thanks Wick for the album art as always. You are my rock, when I have been so betrayed by those I surround myself with.

 

 

Nope.. Just straight up nope.

I learn that Candice, and Charles have betrayed me. Don't worry, as the bigger man I forgive them. It turns out that the "listener" that requested this movie was none other than fucking Candice. So here we go. 

Mike Wood from the Grindbin podcast joins us, and tells us his wife's stories about growing up in Forks Washington. A town I hope that one day Charles, and Candice move to. We also learn that trauma is trauma shared as Candice only watched all these shitty movies to try and impress a boy. She never said how old she, or the boy was in the story so... just imagine.

 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads.

No Tim Yobo this week, thee was an ass farming convention upstate that he had to attend. Our thoughts and prayers are with him.

Instead, in his stead we are joined by the newly minted third chair of the show Matt Anderson to talk about the 1999 sleeper horror comedy Lake Placid. An all star ensemble of character actors. Which to me are the best actors. Aren't they all supposed to be characters? huh.

Anyhow, if you want to see betty white lure a blindfolded cow into a lake, and call people rooster suckers. This is your episode.

(note from Matt, I acknowledge my mistake in thinking that Bridget Fonda was Vic Morrow’s daughter when it was actually Jennifer Jason Leigh? Apparently, SINGLE WHITE FEMALE was more convincing than I remembered.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, TImbos, and Candice Clown Cynics. 

Do we have a treat for you. WIth a big red nose (From the boozing) and two floppy shoes (indicitive that my cock size is prodigious) or the smile I wear proudly every single day.. Terrifier! 

You asked for it, we covered it. Tim and I both loved it! since we love fun. Candice might have had her best "I know what the twist is going to be" moments in history. Considering she knew she hated it before she even saw it. The mark of a true Cinephilia.

I break the news to Candice that her son loves Andrew Tate. We talk about inverted titty hang, the original use of chainsaws, and suffocating a man by stretching the loose skin from your ball bag over their face. Also we talk about the movie.

Thanks again to Melanie @meljmcd on twitter for the sugestion. If you have a suggestion for listener request month.... tough shit, you missed your window.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice concerned citizens.

This week, we are discussing a flawed masterpiece... a disasterpiece maybe?

Deadbeat at Dawn. The movie that has it all, and the podcast that has it all. I whine about first world problems, talk about reading a book, and the Flintstones-esque internet Candice has in Missouri i dunno. I guess the stack of rocks they put shiny things on for wi-fi and to worship falls over mid episode.

This movie fucking rules. One of the best dads in cinema, voodoo princess crank head girlfriend, black pussy, ninja stars, and rival Ohio gangs Ravens vs Spiders. Whoever wins, we all lose.

Thanks again to Christopher440

for the suggestion, the window is closed btw,

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Crack consumers.

This week, we got a special request from Sophie on twitter. Thats how they wanted to be addressed, so you know who you are.

So, midway into listener request month, and we have a movie that on paper Candice should hate... yet she loves it. See, she likes being treated a little rough. Paranoia, aliens, cults, cosmic horror, and crack rock smoking. It really has it all.

It's Listener Request month. Put in your requests! call the line 323-4-the-axe

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Kraft Dinner consumers.

Welcome to the frist week of Listener request month. This week we are covering the Peter Fonda, Warren Oats film Race with the Devil. From 1975, it hits that Satanic Panice vibe that we are all in love with. Though Candice has words to share with you modern, constitution supporting, pro choice satanists. Where are your robes, and blood orgies? Bitch asses.

We cover PG titties, the need for speed, stunts which kill dudes and dummies alike! 

It's

Listener Request month. Put in your requests! call the line 323-4-the-axe

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cretaceous cucks.

We are finishing big dumb american movie month with maybe the stupidest movie yet. Fuck me this series fell off hard. I couldn't be bothered to take decent notes, but it's cool the film makers couldn't be bothered to make a coherent movie.

Next month is Listener Request month. Put in your requests! call the line 323-4-the-axe

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice clap catchers.

 

Well, it had to happen once right? fucking riverside.fm fucked me in my asshole, and our episode for the highlander got fucked. well, fortune smiles upon you all, because here we have a very special backup episode.

This is seriously Iago Faustus presents Lisa and the Devil. A wonderful Italian horror smack dab in the middle of big dumb american movie month. But really what makes america great is the immigrants to our country importing culture.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cam jam cleats.

Thank you so much for joining us in week 2 of Big Dumb American horror. This week, we are joined once again by longtime friend of the show Iago Faustus, in a real fish out of water scenerio, as we discuss Piranha 3d.

Join us as we squabble over Chinese ghosts, I tease our new album art, and Candice's husband is secretly the best Co-Host once more.

Gianna Michales. Give that woman a medal, enter her... heh heh.... into the hall of fame, My understanding is them titties are real, and resplendent. Unlike the horrible CGI, but not unlike the rails of coke Jerry O'Connell is taking straight to the dome. 

 

By the way, Thanks secret contributer.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos and Candice commie cucks.

Happy 4th of July! also happy 2 year anniversary of The Bloodybits Horror Show! We got a new theme, and the same old shit. And in real american fashion, we got fucking trashed and recorded a WAY too long episode for Uncle Sam.

Fuck Joe Bob by the way. Stealing our thunder once again. But we make up for it by just barely editing this episode. I kinda made sure I could hear it, and that's about all. But it's a fun one. We get nostalgic, political, and drunk! Tim almost ruins the episode because of pussy, but we rally in the end.

Follow us on twitter. Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69 and me @eddietheaxe and If you want to support the show leave us a 5 star review on your podcast app. or with money, https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 

 

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Catalan calumniators

Here we are, at the penultimate (ultimate for you non-patreon bums) episode of Ital-June, and FINALLY Candice is pissed. We are covering a classic Argento Giallo., and joined by friend of the show DrChefRobby aka Robby aka Big Dick Rob.

We break the film down, investigate the open source Italian police force, Tim laments the lack of anal rape jokes, and more!

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Charlie's cocklet factory co-workers.

Here we are, with an off-cycle release. We interrupted this to get Strip nude for your Killer out a week earlier, and while that might have been the hornier movie, this is the better episode. Largely due to our guest. Friend of the show Charlie!

Join us as we discuss the duck voiced killer, optimal nail configuration for fngering snatch, and more!

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week, we are joined by the new... third chair of the show Matt Anderson! As we discuss maybe one of the worst high budget horror movies of the year Stigmata.

We shit all over your religion, your political icons, and the inside bowl of the toilet. Seriously? White? you chose the highest contrast color possible for toilets? in hindsight, should have been a nice milk chocolate color.

Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his tweeter at https://x.com/mattbegins

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice... sorry, i got distracted by all the (to quote Tim) "Tits tits tits"

This week, we are joined by long time friend of the show, and creater of our album art, Wick.

We are skipping around a bit in our recording order, and covering the horniest fucking Giallo i've ever seen. Strip Nude for your Killer.  First I get musical, Then Tim and candice get political, then we all get god damn sexual.

 

Also, Candice thinks women don't get turned on by a big ol  hard cock. I'm not equiped to answer that question, but maybe you are...

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Collen coveters. 

This week we are kicking off a month of Ital-june. That's right, all italian horror, all the time. And what better way to start the day than with Bobby from the Grindbin podcast. Long time friend of the show.

We cover the 1981 Fulci classic, The Beyond. Dig deep into that lovecraftian cajun gumbo, with a side of sex and eye-olance.

Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69And Bobby @Bobby_Batson

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice chromosome crazies.

We start it hard political, stay there for a bit, then get to the rape and murder most foul. As we tackle the 2021 masterpiece of Taiwanese horror The Sadness.

By the way, a scene was cut from this where a zombie dude shit in the open skull of someone getting brain surgery in the hospital. Then the director said that scene is open source. So you can do it if you want.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cake Chuggers.

This week, Tim finally gets his day. A serious, wisened Mr Yobo gets to school us all, even one Mike Wood from The Grindbin podast on the 2005 Crime Thriller classic Sympathy For Lady Vengeance.  directed by Park Chan-wook.

Join us as we discuss the inherient flaws of deliver work, Candice points out that The Godfather glorifies mob life, since no one ever suffered a consequesnce from their actions. Tim is far too sober, and Mike diverts his energy toward ressurecting websites. 

To hear more of Mike, and the Grindbin. A love/loathfest of all things exploitation check them out at Https://www.patreon.com/grindbin

and follow him on twitter @grindpod I subscribe, and so should you..

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cult cookoos. 

 

This week I take a suggestion from my wife for the first time ever, Candice points out that all her suggestions involve killing babies.

We watched The Void, a masterclass in low budget putting every cent on the screen. Practical effects that would make every gore-hound cream their jeans. 

Then we talk loopholes, and boy oh boy, they are a problem.

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Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice console casuals.

This week we take a trip to Raccoon City, where we investigate the very white fire relationship of the Redfields. 

I cover my BOGO murder discount for women, Candice gets to just really feel herself, and run with the well actually nerdery, and Tim is along for the ride.

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Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice Callers of counterfit carnal chapman.

here is the slop you all deserve. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. Back to the same old, same old, grindhouse tits and blood movies.

Okay, so it WAS my pick. I brough Daniel from the Moustachioed Podcastio along for the ride, and i fucking love the movie, so what?

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cavern Crawlers.

Dave is here again! Friend of the show joins us to put a bow on the campaign.

Here we finally are, at the end of our journey, and what a journey it has been. The group finally unravels the mysteries of the haunted house on the hill that's haunted... manor. As they dig up all the families dirt. 

Flesh monsters, cannibilism, human sacrifice, infanticide, and FIRE. With SEO like that, you know you gotta tune in.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Concerned Citizens.

Dave, aka Diamondback Manhunter is in t he hizzy for shizzy my... I can't say that worizzy.

Join us once more, as the group finally begins to unravel the mysteries of literally The Death House campaign from The Curst of Strahd. But with my own spin on things. But you are aware of that you D&D dorks.

Go listen to dave. diamondbackmanhunter.com Follow us on twitter. Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69 and me @eddietheaxe and If you want to support the show leave us a 5 star review on your podcast app. or with money, https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 

 

Hello all you Ed-Heads and Timbos.

Here we are, a day late, but better late than never, and we are kicking off the final year of this journey with Stir Of Echos. A fantastic supernatural thriller with Kevin Bacon that i think is really kinda slept on.

seriously, dude would have been trash on Name that Tune.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Charisma catastrophys. 

Here we are, rock you like a hurricane. back for episode 3. Joined once again by Dave, the party delves deeper into the Haunted spooky house. The fuck around with fire, Tim reads a letter, and it's like 5 mins of gameplay for every 30 mins of bullshitting.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Critical Failures. We're back, A dinosaur tale, joined by our friend Dave to dive back into the spooky haunted world of Dungeons and Dragons. Join us as we have a feast, Tim hides behind children, and the half orc lacks appreciation for the arts, orc SMASH! Go listen to dave. diamondbackmanhunter.com Follow us on twitter. Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69 and me @eddietheaxe and If you want to support the show leave us a 5 star review on your podcast app. or with money, https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Charisma Critical failures. Well, here we are. A month of Dungeons and dragons. I have massive audio issues, causing my mic to clip. Sorry, but that's life i guess.

We are joined  this month by professional nerd, and music maker Diamondback Manhunter (Dave) To delve into the dangerous world of Dungeons, and or dragons. No movies you fucks.

 

Go listen to dave. diamondbackmanhunter.com Follow us on twitter.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Esoterica Cinema enthusists.  Welcome to the last round of March meta movie madness!

 

This wee we are joined by Jason, and Ryan from the Esoterica Cinema podcast to discuss the 2011 horror film Cabin in the Woods.

Join us as we break down the many layers of this meta horror onion, discuss how to smoke pot from a merman, and tease the hell out of next months theme.

Please please please give a listen to Ryan and Jason on their podcast, available at http://esotericacinema.com/

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Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice charred corpses.

Today we continue our discussion on the proto-scream that we all liked before it was cool. New Nightmare.

Joined again by bigtime Fred-Head Bobby from the Grindbin

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Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice cold cadavers.

This week, we continue with March meta movie madness, as we discuss the proto-scream that we all liked before it was cool. New Nightmare.

And we know antime Freddy joins the bits, we need to bring on the expert Bobby Trippett from the Grindbin podcast. 

 

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Hello all you ed-heads, timbos, and charles choosers.

Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe

 

No Candice this episode. She wanted to make sure that our 100th was a good one, so she took the episode off. Then you wonder why there is a pay gap... But dear friend of the show Charles joined in on the festivities.

I'll admit, I got a little misty for this episode. we hit the mighty magical episode 100, and what better way than to cover the remake of dawn of the dead. I'll remind you all, Tim Yobo's first appearance on the show was he and I pouring our sugar on the original. Well, I can't claim that happens here again..

What did happen? Radio gold, something that has never before been done on a podcast. You'll have to tune in to find out. We talk zombie baby logistics, where we would go for the zombie apocalypse, and Tim says something so shocking that it threatens the very fabric of our great nation!

 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice way too thirsty this episode.

We are joined this week by JM Brandt, Writer of Swamp Dogs

And this week, for week 2 of Manscaped March Meta Movie Madness, we are discussing the 2006 horror comedy Behind the mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon.

Join us, as we talk about Tim Yobo shaving down his bush, toning his nutsack..  Go to manscaped.com and enter promo code BITS20 to save 20% and get free shipping.

I explore pavlovian conditioning with Candice, and we talk boobs, eraser nipples, gratuitous upskirt Zelda Rubenstein and more!

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, ........... , And Candice Candid Cameras. Welcome to the first week of.

Manscaped's March Meta Movie Madness! Go to manscaped.com and enter promo code BITS20 to save 20% and get free shipping.

Which we are kicking off with LONG time friend of the show Faustus. So strap in folks, as we have a nice long discussion of the 1960 Psycho counter part? Peeping Tom.

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Hello all you Ed-heads, Ed-heads, and Ed-heads.

This week, I.... No one else, I discuss Lake Mungo. I also update you all on the state of the podcast, Give you a call to Axe-ion, and some shout outs to each and every one of our patreon members.

Then, the fucking capper on the show. I trim my nose hairs LIVE on the show using the Manscaped Weed Whacker. All you motherfuckers should go get one, or something else from them, and when you do PROMO CODE BITS20! 

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week, we are joined once again by long time friend of the show Faustus to discuss the 1998 J-horror that kicked off Americas fascination with J-Horror... Ringu.

What a fantastic movie it is, normally I am super turned off by spooky haunting horror, but Ringu has so much going on. So many subtle things in it, and layers of cultural, and interpersonal subtext.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Casper Chasers. We have a very special episode for you today.

Asherz from the Wednesdays We Talk Weird podcast joins us to discuss Paranormal activity. A not very good movie with a super cool boyfriend, a cool psychic, and an asshole demon.

In this episode, Candice catches herself well actuallying and has a brief moment of shame.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candace corpse fuckers. Happy V-day! I hope you are getting whatever part you have wet, or pounded out/stroked to your liking! Or just eat a pizza, and watch some cartoon. Whatever. Love is in the air, and we were luck enough to be joined by the whould be infamouse on the show Asherz! You know, the one who brings all the best content. Well, spur of the moment she got bit by the love bug, and slid into my DMs with this tasty tale of love and death Nekromantik.

Come join us as we discuss, basically everything you expect we would. All the disgusting bits of this video nasty. Detail by detail. Slimy corpse lube, STDs and more!

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cursed cadavers.

Here we are, week 2 of Found-Uary, and we might just be at the best pick of the month. the 2007 Spanish horror film REC. If you have not seen it, you should. As we are going to spoil the shit out of it.

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