We made it to Men Tell All, and today Kay and Jaz are girl-talking all about it. Brett is NOT doing foot stuff, Jonathan is headed to Paradise, Sam M takes "accountability," and Jenn does her big one. Plus, both Kay and Jaz take the hot seat and say their piece. You don't want to miss it! Follow along for more on @alwayson on IG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is this the real life...Is this just FANTASY SUITE WEEK?! Today on the pod, Kay, Jared, and Jaz feel all the complicated feels around this week's episode. Is Devin okay? Why is Jonathan here? And did Jenn make a massive mistake with Marcus? Plus, all three share their rules for romantic sleepovers. Follow along for more on @alwayson on IG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a huge day over here at Betchelor HQ, Kay and Jared are joined by THE Bachelor host, Jesse Palmer. Fresh off a rose ceremony for the Golden Bachelorette, he dishes on how the new golden contestants are bonding, who from Bach nation he is close to, and what we can expect from Jenn's season. Oh, and he tells us if he would hang with Chris Harrison. Follow for more at @alwayson on IG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Only Kay and Jared could take the most robotic, bland, dystopian episode in Bachelor history and make it fun. This week, we celebrate Jared’s birthday with the recap of the bizarre London trip. Greer is a tea lover and has a breakdown, but was she wrong for trying to empathize with Zach and his position? Gabi is becoming a front runner, kind of out of nowhere and we say goodbye to Mercedes and Kylee. You don’t want to miss it. Follow @thebetchelor on Instagram and Twitter to stay up to date on all reality tv! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode Kay and Jared are celebrating Valentine's Day by diving into episode four of the Bachelor. This season has been flying by, girls are dropping left and right, and Zach isn't messing around, but is that to his benefit? They discuss whether or not they are Team Anastasia, Team Kylee, or Team Get Those Brand Deals. And Kat is their top contestant and you will never guess who won the week. You don't want to miss it. Follow @thebetchelor on Instagram and Twitter to stay up to date on all reality tv! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Kay and Jared ask the important question: do adult men have "best friends" or does Zach just have zero? Because if Sean Lowe is the first person he calls for relationship advice, that's deemed a red flag. They also tackle the idea that reality contestants have possibly all become AI generated, void of any personality because they’re scared to be destroyed by the online Bachelor mafia. It's a dramatic episode… Genevieve has a sling that no one seems to address, Brianna sets the Bachelor Mansion on fire as she exits, and Christina throws herself on some stairs. You don't want to miss it. Follow @thebetchelor on Instagram and Twitter to stay up to date on all reality tv! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Jared and Kay take on Vanity Fair and their lack substance article that claims The Bachelor is DOA. Of course, Jared being a man of the people, stands up for all of us who love reality tv or as some people refer to it, "garbage". Kay makes an incredible observation about the Bachelor mansion, and Jared thinks Christina is possibly a super villain. It's a jam packed episode, they give their top contenders (Kay's will shock you), and Jared finds the Tahzjuan of it all to be over produced. Enjoy the episode! Follow @ thebetchelor on Instagram and Twitter to stay up to date with all things reality tv. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jared and Kay come into this 27th season with their side eye and skepticism but that doesn't stop them from talking all about the premiere of The Bachelor. Jared kindly refers to this franchise as the McDonald's of television and Kay wants to know just how many Dyson Airwraps were used in the making of these intro looks. They also ask the important questions like, is Jesse Palmer a frat bro ghost haunting the halls of the Bachelor mansion, and who the fuck are the Mandrell Sisters?! Not to mention, Jared's one sided beef with the SPF police continues. Enjoy the episode! Follow @ thebetchelor on Instagram and Twitter to stay up to date with all things reality tv. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Description: This week Kay and Jared are breaking down part two of the Bachelor contestant list, aka the "new hot people". They get into the Nick Viall of it all, tackling his "moral superiority" when it comes to Chris Harrison, and of course his recent engagement. Jared gives us his prediction that Zack will end up with a Disney adult, and asks the burning question, WTF is "yachting with the girls"?! You can follow along here: https://abc.com/shows/the-bachelor/cast. Enjoy the episode! Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things reality tv. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Jared are back baby! They are refreshed and ready to take on the new season of The Bachelor. Yeah, the new season doesn't start for another two weeks, but there is no shortage of news. Jared gives his hot takes when it comes to Gregg and Victoria's romance, and Disney adults. Not to mention, Chris Harrison launched a podcast, and is giving "troublesome" Nick Viall even more press. And of course, they go through the first half of the new Bachelor contestants, and whew, they are something. You can follow along here: https://abc.com/shows/the-bachelor/cast. Enjoy the episode! Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things reality tv. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He started as the guy who dated both bachelorettes, to then become the most dated guy on the beach in paradise, now he’s here with Jared and Kay to wrap up this season of The Betchelor. Jared wastes no time asking the hard-hitting questions… where his ig name came from, how tall he is, and of course his thoughts on Kate. Logan also gives some advice to anyone thinking about signing up for The Bachelorette (applications are open now btw). They finish up the episode with details about the beach and how much Logan loved it because it’s just like camping… that would be an immediate no for us but we’re happy he enjoyed it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a week of letting the finale sink in, Kay and Jared dive into the details and highlight the best (and worst) moments of the season. Welcome to The Betchies, grab your popcorn because there’s a lot of drama to be unpacked. Before they get into the awards, the elephant in the room needed to be addressed – Victoria and Greg doing their couple world tour. Are they actually in love or is this just an elaborate business deal? We would love to know. Kay and Jared finish up the episode with tips on how Bachelor in Paradise could be more entertaining in the future…producers, take notes. Tune in next week for The Betchelor season finale, with a very special guest you won’t want to miss. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Congrats! We finally made it to the end, pour yourself a drink – you deserve it. This week Jesse promised us the most dramatic finale ever and it was nothing short of dramatic that’s for sure. But there were definitely three key takeaways – the Tyler and Brittany breakup, the Victoria Greg Johnny love triangle, and Logan’s new look. Jared and Kay go through each couple and talk about the relationship, how it ended, and where it all went wrong. They end the episode with a round of games, weekly awards, and thoughts on The Bachelor preview. Let’s just say robot Zach as The Bachelor is not something we look forward to. Tune in next week for our end of season award show. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jared and Kay continue to break down the men we will spend the next few months with and who are competing for Jenn Tran's heart. There are some red flags, perfect teeth, and jobs we think they all just made up because what do you mean you're going to be an astronaut when you grow up? Follow along at @alwayson for more on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With one week until the finale, Kay joins Jared in the studio to review the drama that ensued over the last few episodes. We had pointless fights, we had dances, and we even had a potential yeast infection? We’re dwindling down to the end, so at this point its couple up or get out. After an intervention gone wrong, that’s exactly what happened to Jessenia and Ency. Where do we stand on that whole situation? Jared is here to shout it from the rooftops that he is team Andrew, to the point where they’re even on a DMing basis. They wrap up the episode with the usual round of games, weekly awards, and what they think next week will look like. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this bonus episode, Jared talks to Chelsea Vaugh (@chelseavaughn) about Bachelor in Paradise and what she’s been up to since we last saw her on the show. She describes her transition from the corporate world to modeling, then applying to be on The Bachelor when she heard it would be Matt James. They talk producers, the reality of reality television, and Bachelor crew egg freezing – yeah, you read that correctly. You can tune in to her new podcast, Vaughnerable, for more convos on these topics – we’ll happily take all the BTS we can get. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As a pleasant surprise, we only had one episode this week, but it luckily did not lack the drama. Last week’s preview teased that something was going to send the whole beach into tears, and that it did. After choosing Rodney at the rose ceremony, Eliza still ended up breaking his heart. Kay and Jared get into where things went wrong and how it could have been handled better. They also dive into the other love triangle on the beach between Kate, Logan, and Hayden, and how Kate is producing her own show within the show. As always, they finish the episode with weekly awards, games, and discuss some prominent spoilers put out by Bachelor Nation. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we get two episodes of what Jared calls “couples beach.” It seems like everyone is paired up and enjoying a drama free moment in paradise…until Genevieve and Aaron give everyone a show. If that wasn’t enough, three new people join the beach to mix things up – Hayden (still without Rambo) and the twins. Jared lets us know how he feels about the twins. Let’s just say he grouped them with Ashley and Jared, and we know how he feels about them. Kay and Jared go into detail on the love triangles, the new contestants, and who’s just there for the cameras. They finish the episode with the most dramatic moments, weekly awards, and predictions for next week. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another week down and it might have actually been our most dramatic week yet. The split is over and Jesse Palmer was noticeably struggling to get these women to the end. Essentially, the original women were not having it and Jesse was their stand-in therapist. Believe it or not, some of the reunions on the beach did not go as smoothly as some would have hoped. We had break ups, new connections, self-eliminations, and some couples that actually survived. Jared and Kay talk love triangles, reunions, and real world dating on this week’s episode. As always, they wrap up with the weekly games and awards. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this bonus episode, Kay and Morgan Paige of @morganptalks (a one stop shop for all things reality tv) talk about the current Bachelor in Paradise season. They discuss each couple, the overall cast, and the new split format, and let me tell you – they have some thoughts. Morgan even shares her theory of what happened that led to Michael and Danielle being exempt from the split. Seems like the producers care more about the drama than the lasting relationships...hmm suspicious.  Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jesse promised us a twist this week and he definitely delivered. “The Split” might seem familiar to fans of other dating shows, that’s because they basically pulled it directly from Love Island. How do Jared and Kay feel about this you ask? 10/10 – Jared wants them to go even further and steal elements from even more reality shows. For once, it feels like the producers played their cards right. On the other hand, they also forced us to watch this clearly orchestrated situation between Michael and Danielle for far too long. We already know the producers have a heavy hand on the show, at least hide it a little better. Jared and Kay finish the episode with the most dramatic moments, weekly awards, and hopes for what the rest of the season looks like. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another week in paradise and let’s just say it wasn’t all sunshine and tequila. TBH it was mostly a married couple farting…but we won’t talk about they who shall not be named. This season seems to have an open-door policy because we have people coming and going as they please. Jared and guest host Serena Pitt (@serena_pitt) weigh in on everything that went down this week. We even get the inside scoop on what being on the beach is actually like from Serena, a former paradiser. They finish up the episode highlighting their favorite dramatic moments from the week. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Bachelor in Paradise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it through our first two-episode week and let’s just say, we’re exhausted already. Double dates, enemies turned best friends, dodged kisses, missing fingers…so much to take in in just one week. Jared and guest host Zachary from @zacharyreality dive into the drama of this week. They discuss their thoughts on the matches so far, along with the character development of some of the formally problematic contestants. Plus, is Salley coming or not? Finally, they finish the episode with would you rather, fantasy suites/hometowns/send home, and weekly awards. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Bachelor in Paradise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The show we’ve been waiting for is finally here. Paradise is already proving it has superior mess and drama that we cannot wait to watch. When you go on Paradise you’re there to either make or break your reputation. And let’s just say, a few people have already made it clear they are there to ruin theirs. Kay and Jared plan out a foolproof way to get through the first week as a contestant, you're welcome for the free advice. They also discuss the day one connections, the deal with the older contestants, and what their hopes for the “life-changing twist”. As always, they finish with would you rather, fantasy suites/hometowns/send home, and weekly awards. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Bachelor in Paradise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jared is back from Cannes (NBD) and Kay is ready to get into the latest Bachelor Nation drama. From Clayton's paternity suit finally coming to an end, to Jason Tartick's new relationship, they have hot takes on it all. Then they get into part one of going through Bachelorette Jenn's men who will be competing for her final rose, and they predict the next Bachelor. Enjoy this episode and follow @alwayson on IG for more! Follow Along: Meet Jenn Tran’s 25 ‘Bachelorette’ Contestants! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jesse Palmer was a week too early hyping up the drama, but it finally arrived. We’ve waited what felt like years for said drama, and it did not disappoint. We got proposals, we got breakups, we even got cheating. After a long season of lackluster relationships, Gabby finally gets her ring and Rachel gets her time in the spotlight. For the grand finale, they announced the most cliché man as our next Bachelor – Zach! The announcement basically had Kay begging for a recount. Kay and Jared swap theories on what happened behind the scenes with Rachel and Tino, share ideas on who the next Bachelor should have been, and as always, play a round of would you rather, fantasy suites/hometowns/send home, and weekly awards. See you next week for the Bachelor in Paradise premiere! Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Gabby and Rachel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this bonus episode, Jared and Kay talk to Natasha Parker (@natashaparker) about what she’s been up to since her time on The Bachelor/Bachelor in Paradise. She gives us an inside look to New York Fashion Week, shares some details about past relationships (trust us, it’s good), and her luck with dating apps. After this episode, Jared is expecting to be her plus one to the next NYFW event, but he’s bringing his own snacks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We finally got to watch the life-changing episode they promised us, and let’s just say it fell a little short of life-changing. Watching this live finale, in the words of Zach, “it was tough”. We had contestants self-eliminating, a surprisingly happy Tony, Grandpa John, and just a sprinkle of drama. For “the most dramatic finale ever” it really wasn’t that dramatic. Kay and Jared go into detail and share their thoughts on who is coming out of this with a ring on their finger. They finish off the episode with their usual rounds of would you rather, fantasy suites/hometowns/send home, and weekly awards. Plus they dive into the preview for next week’s episode. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Gabby and Rachel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We finally made it to fantasy suites where we are gifted a two episode week. Night one we follow the dates of Gabby & Erich, Rachel & Aven, Rachel & Tino, and Gabby & Johnny. The second night we get an hour of Gabby & Jason, a little bit of Rachel & Zach, and a whole lot of unresolved drama that Jesse so graciously said we have to wait to see. Thanks Jesse! Its finally getting good and we have to wait! Kay and Jared discuss Gabby being left with – sorry, choosing, Erich and who they think would be the best fit for Rachel. They finish off the episode with their usual rounds of would you rather, fantasy suites/hometowns/send home, and weekly awards. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Gabby and Rachel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this bonus episode, Jared talks with Grocery Store Joe (@joeamabile1) and Serena Pitt (@serena_pitt) about their experience on The Bachelor and all things grocery. We get the inside scoop on what happens after the show wraps up – secret vacations and fancy Airbnbs, who knew? Jared also decided Joe’s life story needs to be a Hallmark movie and the plot just writes itself. He also jumps on the chance to talk grocery store comparisons and gets exclusive tips on how to pick the best produce. We also got the first official announcement of the wedding plans – at least the plans Joe has been telling everyone. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Gabby and Rachel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We were promised Men Tell All, instead we got ads, a hometown, and more ads. Starting the episode with a hometown was definitely out of place, but it somehow made the episode worth watching? Otherwise it would have been two straight hours of infomercials. The lack of villain appearances made it a relatively undramatic Men Tell All, which is not surprising based on the rest of the season. Roby was giving fan energy, Logan acting like he won the season, and Nate gave the performance of his life making use no one could poke a hole in his story. The grand finale – Meatball sticking to his sauce bit once again. Kay and Jared talk bloopers, glow ups, and finish with would you rather, fantasy suites/hometowns/send home, and awards. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Gabby and Rachel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it to hometowns – Jared’s favorite episode of the season. We managed to get more emotion packed into one episode than we have the whole season. Jared and Kay talk through each guy’s hometown date, most of them were your typical Bachelorette style visit. But every year there is always one family that surprises us. This year that award went to Tino. Jared presents his theory behind what happened with the off-putting interaction while diving into how it could have been better. As always, the episode finishes with would you rather, fantasy suites/hometowns/send home, and awards. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Gabby and Rachel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this bonus episode, Kay and Jared talk numbers with Suzana Somers of @BachelorData. Somehow Suzana figured out a way to make Excel entertaining, and guess what – it includes the Bachelor. Who gained the most followers? How much screentime does each contestant get? How many canceled cocktail parties were there? These are the hard-hitting questions and she’s got all the answers. Bachelor Data might be spoiler-free, but she does have some tea and theories that are worth diving into. Kay’s biggest question - what does the data says about who she should be hanging out with on the weekends? Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Gabby and Rachel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One week until hometowns! Don’t worry, we’re just as surprised and confused as you. Jared doesn’t feel comfortable meeting the families yet - we still don’t know anything about these guys! The lack of drama has really created a lack of interest in this two bachelorette format. We’ve got Nate who didn’t fight to stay and Tino getting a little too worked up after not getting the group date rose, but still very little drama. The previews promised us a part two to the Logan show, but what did we get? Covid. Well Logan got Covid, we just had to piece the puzzle together to figure out that he left. Kay and Jared talk favorites (of lack thereof), villains, and play a round of our favorite games. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Gabby and Rachel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Somehow we’re only 2 episodes away from hometowns… but this week is apparently Logan week. ICYMI Logan is switching teams from Rachel to Gabby—‘the ol’ switcheroo’ as Jared puts it. And, Kay is so done with the Rachel sob story. Another rejection doesn’t warrant a canceled group date. Then, J and Kay discuss how Rachel and Gabby are the epitome of dating tropes: Rachel’s the disheartened dater who wants to be Cinderella, while Gabby’s the ‘chill girl’ who somehow knows how to handle everything. But, J and Kay wonder…can you be too chill? In Jared’s words, Gabby put together a team of ‘elm trees’ as her suitors. IMO, height puts blinders on personalities—how can you see when you’re trapped in the middle of the elm forest anyway? Look up Gabby - he’s lying to your face. Seriously though, what’s the deal with Johnny? He didn’t give us much. On the other hand, Rachel wants Mr.Right to pick her so badly, it’s inevitable that she’ll end up with Mr.Wrong. Finally, J and Kay finish up with the usual games of Would Your Rather & Fantasy Suite, Hometowns, Send Home. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Gabby and Rachel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jared is the voice of the new reality dating show Love Undercover on Peacock, so naturally we have to cover it! Kay and Jared go through the season and breakdown the famous athletes who are now forced to pretend to wear Old Navy and not their usual designer clothes in order to find love. One of the contestants joins us and talks all about the men, and what really went on behind the scenes. We have highs and lows, but overall, we'd all love to see another season! Follow for more @alwayson on IG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It finally feels like we aren’t making things up as we go along. This week Kay and guest host Brendan Scanzano get into the details of who’s gonna make it and who needs to just go home. Rachel and Gabby head to Paris where they have their one-on-ones with Tino and Jason, all seems to go according to plan. Later we get two separate group dates, somehow both of them turn out to be all about Rachel. But the real tragedy was having to watch Rachel’s group date, unless you’re Kay who was kinda into it. Meatball tattletales on Hayden and Hayden therefor, walks the plank. Rachel sends him home after a half-assed heartfelt story about his dog. He somehow couldn’t understand that him going home wasn’t about the dog, but more about the amount of times the producers had to censor his choice words about Rachel and Gabby. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Gabby and Rachel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this bonus episode, Jared and Kay chat with Claire Fallon and Emma Gray from the Love To See It podcast. What happens when you get four Bachelor lovers on a podcast? They solve all the problems with the show, including how to fix the two-Bachelorette format. Jared gives Claire and Emma three wishes on how they could make the show better and Kay shares her desire for a real-time feed with 24/7 footage. Like we don’t already commit too much of our time to this franchise. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Gabby and Rachel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Three weeks in and we finally have a clue of how this season is going to work… kinda. Rachel and Zach match personalities (or lack thereof) on their movie premiere date and producers use one of their lifelines to call in Grandpa John for Gabby and Erich’s bowling date. Kay and Jared want to know why we’re doing one-on-ones when we still have no idea who half these guys are. Maybe if they invite them all to a giant photoshoot wearing costumes, they’ll get to know them better? Lucky for us, Bachelor icon Franco (who?) is there to photograph the whole thing. At the end of the date, we have men coming out of the woodwork to tell Gabby “It’s not me, it’s you.” Hayden goes as far as saying she’s a little “rough around the edges.” Yet we have Rachel on the Rachel show crying because a few guys turned her down. Jesse announces enough is enough and the men must pick a side. Once again, we have another moment wondering if this is all improv. Finally, J and Kay wrap things up with some games: F*ck Marry Kill Fantasy-Suites edition, Top Picks, IG Rising Star, Cringe Harrison Award, and their Roses for the week. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Gabby and Rachel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to frat mansion! Except at this frat party the ratio is slightly better than most. Two whole women! While the ladies have their very own lair this season, it also pays homage to the OG bachelor with zero-gravity and helicopter hot-tub dates. But Jared and Kay want to know more about Rachel and Gabby’s deliberation process. How do they decide who goes home and who gets a rose? In their lair? Then, Jared and Kay take a dive (lol) into the Speedo pageant. Rachel and Gabby want to see abs & so does Jared—duh. Next, they talk about Meatball Guy—dude you gotta have a second act. We also find out that the second you choose a woman, you’re kinda stuck. Unless you’re Logan, and you don’t choose. Ever. Meanwhile Nate has a daughter? And a dangling earring? Also, what’s up with Jordan V? No more strategy gatekeeping ABC! We want to see some two-on-two dates. Finally, J and Kay wrap things up with some games: F*ck Marry Kill Fantasy-Suites edition, Top Picks, IG Rising Star, Cringe Harrison Award, and their Roses for the week. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things Gabby and Rachel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Bachelorette premiere is finally here. Jared sits down with Tess Tregellas to break down every moment of the episode, from awkward first impressions to clumsy magic tricks to uncomfortable kisses. They point out the guys’ entrances that stood out, as well as their thoughts on which of them are really here for the long haul. They also get into the puzzling lack of structure to the episode, and how Gabby and Rachel fared in their first night as dueling Bachelorettes. As always, they round it all out by giving their Rose of the Week, as they set expectations for what the rest of the season might hold in store. Be sure to follow us @thebetchelor to stay up to date with everything Bachelor Nation! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ICYMI Jared and Kay have been combing through cast pictures and descriptions of Gabby and Rachel’s contestants for the season. In this episode, starting with Joey (#12 on ABC's Bachelorette 'Meet the Cast'), they finish up what they started last week. From the male twins on the show, to Johnny The Rapper (and scammer), to Disney channel original series looks, to the Van life, Jared and Kay get into it all. Jared and Kay even debate about Roby the magician’s magical potential. After all, if he’s a 6, but he’s a Magician, he might trick Gabby and Rachel into being a 10, and avoid being sent home on night one. Jared & Kay even discuss the new Minions movie fad (the ‘shock’ of Jared’s life: this is what single men are up to these days?). Plus, Jared shares his selfish dream of buying a second home and his candidacy for the next Bachelorette season (write in to help him with his profile). Finally, they share their hopes for the season. Stay tuned for next week when they’ll be recapping the season premiere.   Follow along with Kay and Jared here: ABC's Bachelorette 'Meet the Cast' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jared and Kay are back after a (way too long) offseason full of breakups and proposals – which did they see coming and which came out of nowhere? They also debate the two-Bachelorette format for the season, and why it was time to mix things up. Then it’s time for every Betchelor fan’s fav time of year, as they comb through the list of preseason cast pictures, starting with the first half of the guys vying for Rachel and Gabby’s attention. From lightning shaped earrings and breakdancing bros, to meatballs and man buns, they cover all the quirky details from the guys’ bios. Plus, Kay spills the tea on one of the guys appearing this season – stay tuned for how he makes his move on a Friday night. Listen again next week, where they’ll break down the rest of the cast. Follow along with Kay and Jared here: ABC's Bachelorette 'Meet the Cast' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Jared are back for the last episode before going on a very much needed and well-earned hiatus. Kay kicks off the episode sharing her eventful weekend in San Diego with a veritable cast of Bachelor Nation alumni. Then, they dive into the recently released pictures for the cast of next season's Bachelorette(s) and give their way-too-early first impressions on the contestants. We're off for a while till the next season of the Bachelorette, but follow us @thebetchelor to stay tuned with all of the info on it as it comes out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a week to digest the finale, Kay and Jared are back with fresh eyes to hand out The Betchies for the eventful season of The Batchelor we just witnessed. They start off with some general catchup on a few Bachelor Nation topics, including Nick Vial's new upcoming book, before diving into all the awards. They give their thoughts on the season's most memorable moments, including The Best Date, Cringiest Moment, Clayton's Dumbest Move and many more . Tune in next week for one final episode before the break! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay, Jared, and Chris are back for the dramatic conclusion of Clayton’s season! They start with their impressions of the episode as a whole and then get into all details. They talk about Clayton’s unwillingness to let Susie go and the bizarre circumstances of their eventual conversation. They also wonder how the hell he thought breaking up with two women at the same exact time was acceptable in any way (beats us). After that, they get into the weeks categories. Finally, Chris has a big announcement to share. Be sure to tune in next week for The Betchies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Jared are joined by the fabulous, kind, and first ever Bachelorette, Trista Sutter. They talk about the role social media plays in the show and how she’s happy we’re getting back to our roots. And of course, we discuss how she is the success story the show was built upon. Follow for more at @alwayson on IG. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s finally here. Part one of the most DRAMATIC season finale EVER has arrived. Kay, Chris and Jared pick up right where we left off last week, with the Rose Ceremony from Hell. They get into Clayton "following his heart" by telling three women he’s in love with them, and just how he managed to convince Gabby and Rachel into meeting his family after they seemed so ready to call it quits. They also discuss how Clayton’s family took it all in, and how shocked they seemed to be about just how badly their son ‘screwed the pooch’ with these women. They round off the episode with some categories, including Would You Rathers?, Cringiest Moments, and, as always, this Week’s Roses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s Fantasy Suites week and a doozy it was. They quickly jump into the break up heard around the world, examining things from everyone's side, including the viewers. Then they close the episode with their Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Cringiest Moments, Jared’s Minute, and the Will You Accept This Rose. Make sure to check out yesterday's episode to fully catch up on this week's drama! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to talk all about the loudest episode yet this season: The Women Tell All. They get into the seemingly unending grievances the women have against each other and the return of everyone’s favorite villain: Shanae. They also break down all the questions surrounding the ending of the season and why Jesse Palmer's claim that this is the most dramatic season of the Bachelor EVER might actually be true this time around. They round off the episode with some categories, including Would You Rathers?, Cringiest Moments, and this Week’s Roses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices