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060: the time noah took steroids13 Aug 202400:35:13

In this very silly episode, Noah tells Syd about how he almost was a late bloomer but luckily a medical professional intervened. Syd then returns the favor and tells Noah about her first period and how her Grandma roasted her ass when it was… a little messy.

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spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

059: we no likey buffet06 Aug 202400:33:49
050: airbnb pervert30 Apr 202400:44:32

This week on The Bedtime Pod, we’re back from hiatus!!! Syd tells Noah she’d rather let a pervert watch her pee than stay in a hotel for too long ever again and our couple gets their asses handed to them by an Italian dog trainer. 

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Youtube Page:https://www.youtube.com/@TheBedtimePod 

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spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

049: 1 year performance review14 Mar 202400:41:17

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Noah and Syd celebrate 1 year of podcasting from bed! The duo discuss where in the world is Kate Middleton, Noah vents about Syd's breast reduction and he also admits a dark secret that doesn’t quite make him feminist of the year.

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

Youtube Page:https://www.youtube.com/@TheBedtimePod 

Clips Page: https://www.youtube.com/@thebedtimepodclips 

spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

048: the rabbi's wife (featuring: liz glazer)29 Feb 202401:15:05

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Noah and Syd are joined by comedian Liz Glazer! Noah and Syd bombard Liz with questions about what’s it like being married to a rabbi and then potentially cross a line asking about being a lesbian mom. Will they be canceled? Only time will tell!

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

Youtube Page:https://www.youtube.com/@TheBedtimePod 

Clips Page: https://www.youtube.com/@thebedtimepodclips 

spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

047: syd's odd job23 Feb 202400:50:53

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Syd and Noah debate what levels of sex work Syd could do before their marriage crumbled. The couple tries to adopt their foster but can’t get the dog lady on the phone and Syd cries at a Salt and Straw. 

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

Youtube Page:https://www.youtube.com/@TheBedtimePod 

Clips Page: https://www.youtube.com/@thebedtimepodclips 

spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

046: noah misses drunk syd09 Feb 202400:38:31

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Noah and Syd discuss missing drinking together and how things have changed since Syd got sober. Noah wants to share Syd with the world but she’s not so sure she wants to be shared. She is shy.

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

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spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

045: our biggest fight of 202302 Feb 202400:38:34

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Syd adjusts to life apres Clown School, Noah shares why he doesn't like setting up friends and the couple finally discusses their biggest of 2023... and maybe ever. Enjoy!

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apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

044: syd goes to clown school25 Jan 202400:57:17

After a two week hiatus, the bedtime podcast is BACK with a new episode pretty much entirely about Syd’s adventures at French clown school. Did she cry every day? How many times did she watch Paddington? Is she any good at clowning? All and more will be revealed.

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

Youtube Page:https://www.youtube.com/@TheBedtimePod 

Clips Page: https://www.youtube.com/@thebedtimepodclips 

spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

 

043: syd preps for clown school05 Jan 202401:02:36

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Noah & Syd talk prior to Syd leaving for clown school in France. They both dish on why they would never cheat on each other, Syd shares her fear of traveling alone and a good ol' fashion recap of a fight they had the night before. 

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

Youtube Page:https://www.youtube.com/@TheBedtimePod 

Clips Page: https://www.youtube.com/@thebedtimepodclips 

spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

 

042: noah's big brother (featuring: ahri findling)29 Dec 202301:05:23

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Noah & Syd are joined by Noah’s big brother, comedian Ahri Findling. Ahri and Syd share their bond over being middle children and reminisce on when they first met. Ahri tells Noah and Syd some of the wedding speech he started to prepare before they eloped and Syd shares a special memory that neither Noah nor Ahri can remember.  Enjoy!

Ahri's IG: page 

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

Youtube Page:https://www.youtube.com/@TheBedtimePod 

Clips Page: https://www.youtube.com/@thebedtimepodclips 

spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

 

041: the sex talk21 Dec 202300:47:35
058: sleepovers & astrology with matt lockwood17 Jul 202400:55:55

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Syd & Noah invite comedian Matt Lockwood to bed. Syd breaks down Noah and Matt's compatibility from an astrology perspective and the two boys reminisce about gross childhood sleepovers. 

All things Matt Lockwood here

The Big Humble podcast here

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

Youtube Page:https://www.youtube.com/@TheBedtimePod 

Clips Page: https://www.youtube.com/@thebedtimepodclips 

spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

 

040: food, bros and boys07 Dec 202301:02:45

This week on Le Bedtime Pod, Noah and Syd talk food for a very long time and then, after a brief intermission where they discuss their aging dads, Noah talks about a new friend crush and Syd tells us why she thinks random men are starting to hit on her. 

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

Youtube Page:https://www.youtube.com/@TheBedtimePod 

Clips Page: https://www.youtube.com/@thebedtimepodclips 

spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

039: andrea jin30 Nov 202301:05:55

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Sydney and Noah are joined by the insanely talented Andrea Jin! The crew talks Canada vs USA, explores their dating histories, and compares Andrea’s mother to Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems. 

andrea's IG: https://www.instagram.com/andreajin/

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

Youtube Page:https://www.youtube.com/@TheBedtimePod 

Clips Page: https://www.youtube.com/@thebedtimepodclips 

spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

038: we're horny, elvis23 Nov 202300:33:38

This week on The Bedtime Pod Noah and Syd explore robes, Priscilla Presley, codependent men, competitive comedy and phone addiction.  This one is a little shorter than normal. Consider a thanksgiving snack! Enjoy!

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apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrewsc

 

 

 

037: brett maline (Loki)16 Nov 202301:07:32

Syd and Noah welcome their second guest, Brett Maline, into their bed and onto their pod.  We discussed what keeps Brett up at night, how men grieve vs how women grieve, male hygiene, and an ode to Brett's home state of Nebraska. Brett's truly one of the funniest people around. Enjoy him. Enjoy us. Enjoy it all people. 

Brett Maline on instagram

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

Youtube Page:https://www.youtube.com/@TheBedtimePod 

Clips Page: https://www.youtube.com/@thebedtimepodclips 

spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

036: a pikachu blowjob03 Nov 202300:46:18

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Noah and Syd are back in bed alone. No guest! Just your standard twosome mostly hetero podcast for you. Syd recounts a sexual pokemon/father themed tale from her youth and Noah gives in to an obsession he's kept under wraps. A moment for our beloved Matthew Perry and also a new song of the week. Enjoy!

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spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

 

035: amy silverberg26 Oct 202300:46:49

Syd and Noah welcome their first ever guest, Amy Silverberg, into their bed and onto their pod. We find out that Amy is mysteriously a perfect combination of Syd and Noah and the trio discusses Amy and Noah’s one and only date that ended in a tight lipped kiss.

Amy Silverberg instagram 

Amy Silverberg twitter

Amy Silverberg Website

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

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spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

034: bed bugs13 Oct 202300:40:17

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Noah and Syd go off the rails after what started as a simple discussion about the bed bug outbreak in Paris. Our beloved couple fights over Syd’s desire for “the finer things” and Noah still thinks Syd is bad at singing. She’s not though. She’s good.

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

Youtube Page:https://www.youtube.com/@TheBedtimePod 

Clips Page: https://www.youtube.com/@thebedtimepodclips 

spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

033: denver cry babies06 Oct 202300:45:20

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Syd can’t shut up about how much she hates Denver and Noah is very nervous about it. The WGA strike is over which means Noah is back at work. But is he ready? Find out!

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

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spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

032: yom kippur28 Sep 202300:52:13

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Syd and Noah fast for Yom Kippur and don’t get into a single fight despite being hangry. The couple discuss their Jewish upbringings and whether or not they believe in God. But don’t worry, it’s still funny!

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

Youtube Page:https://www.youtube.com/@TheBedtimePod 

Clips Page: https://www.youtube.com/@thebedtimepodclips 

spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

031: moving to a small town21 Sep 202300:47:50

This week on The Bedtime Podcast,  Noah and Syd discuss small town livin and try to dissect why they live in LA. Noah romanticizes the Midwest and Syd tries her best to make sense of what she’s talking about and fails miserably. Syd’s bean obsession continues.

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

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apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

057: shacking up09 Jul 202400:38:09
030: golf should be illegal14 Sep 202300:45:54

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Syd wishes she could cuddle Noah without consequences and that golf would be declared illegal. Noah tries his best to rest after losing his voice but he’s very bad at it. 

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

Youtube Page:https://www.youtube.com/@TheBedtimePod 

Clips Page: https://www.youtube.com/@thebedtimepodclips 

spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

029: excuse me31 Aug 202300:48:07

Syd and Noah are reunited after ten days apart and Noah makes a faux pas that almost ends with a hot pan to his face. The pair discuss the pluses and minuses of time away from each other and Noah is worried Syd would be too nice if someone broke into their apartment. 

Our patreon: https://patreon.com/thebedtimepod 

Youtube Page:https://www.youtube.com/@TheBedtimePod 

Clips Page: https://www.youtube.com/@thebedtimepodclips 

spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1LwtuYFMNBvRxu4bQL7aJ9?si=f41efb40ee014a01 

apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast 

Noah Findling 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark 

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK 

Syd Steinberg 

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/ 

https://sydwashere.substack.com/ 

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

028: A 005 RE-RELEASE OF ENTER THE O MAN24 Aug 202300:48:10

We're on vacation so this week on The Bedtime Podcast, we re-release one of our favorite episodes "Enter The O Man".  In this one, Syd celebrates one year sober and Noah buys her a juicer. Syd, despite multiple warnings, bleaches her hair herself and Noah wonders if he'd be comfortable letting Syd make an appointment with The O Man.

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apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bedtime-podcast/id1671874351

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebedtimepodcast

Noah Findling: 

https://www.instagram.com/noahbuilttheark/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB6SX...

https://twitter.com/NoahBuiltTheARK

Syd Steinberg:

https://www.instagram.com/sydsteinbo/

https://sydwashere.substack.com/

Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

027: live from noah's parent's apartment18 Aug 202300:47:03

This week on The Bedtime Podcast, Noah and Syd record from Noah’s parent’s apartment in New Jersey. The freaks discuss the challenges of visiting family as an adult, an airport life hack, Syd’s Oppenheimer thoughts, her return to improv and they both prepare to spend ten days apart. Sleepyheads, you’re going to love this one. Enjoy!

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026: stanley sun burnt tucci10 Aug 202300:49:32

This week on The Bedtime Podcast, Syd and Noah circle back on the internet’s viral response to their Let’s Make A Deal story. They reminisce about their favorite Italian explorer, Stanley Tucci. Syd gets a bad sun burn on the beach and both of their thoughts on college Greek Life. Enjoy!

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025: let's make a scam03 Aug 202300:42:21

This week on The Bedtime Podcast Syd and Noah get scammed by a major Hollywood game show. The couple gets very confused over taxes and eventually figured it out. Also discussed: the chief of heat.

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THE JOIN OUR PATREON TRAILER29 Jul 202300:02:00

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024: syd's birthday27 Jul 202300:43:43

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Noah and Syd celebrate Syd’s 32nd birthday. The couple explains why they don’t set friends up anymore and can’t decide whether or not Casa Vega is actually a good restaurant. They discuss Grief: One Month Out and why life post Red is harder than ever.

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023: three's company20 Jul 202300:42:16

This week on The Bedtime Podcast, Syd and Noah try (and fail) to have a threesome! the sleepy couple discuss boundaries, getting ghosted and dating as a couple. 

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crunchy sumac smashed cucumber salad recipe

how to not be a unicorn article

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022: our dog red13 Jul 202300:45:04
056: 82 year old at disneyland25 Jun 202401:01:37

This week on the Bedtime Pod, Noah & Syd take an 82 year old to Disneyland and can’t decide if it was fun or terrifying. Noah goes on tour and Syd accidentally becomes a waitress again.

Noah's road gigs: 

6/28-6/29 - dayton, ohio - ticket link here

7/11 - headlining zanies chicago - ticket link here 

8/3 - san diego, ca - mission brewery - ticket link here 

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021: friend shedding30 Jun 202300:48:09

In this week’s episode of The Bedtime Podcast, Syd and Noah discuss friend shedding, high school fashion, and critically debate the east coast vs the west coast. Noah forces Syd to talk about his youth sports days which inspires the most epic duet on the pod to date. This is a silly one. Enjoy!

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020: the two kales26 Jun 202300:38:52

In this week’s episode of The Bedtime Podcast, Noah's car gets broken into and he’s convinced it will end his career. Syd explains why every household needs two types of kale and a “would you rather” segment for the ages.  

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019: the father's day episode15 Jun 202300:51:50

This week on the bedtime pod, Noah and Syd celebrate father's day. Noah tells a story about how his dad came to basketball camp with him and Syd talks about casting her dad in a sketch. The freaks finally moved into their new place but not without a few hiccups! This episode is dedicated to dad’s everywhere. Enjoy!

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018: goodbye ktown01 Jun 202300:53:30

This week on the Bedtime Pod, Noah and Syd are moving! The dummies discuss what they’ll miss most about Ktown and Noah tries (and fails) to have a very serious conversation about AI.

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017: skippy peanut butter abandonment25 May 202300:50:14

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Syd and Noah discuss Syd’s plethora of obsessions. Noah is disturbed at Syd’s sudden abandonment of healthy peanut butter for the tastier Skippy. The Sit, as a concept, is dissected, glamorized and ultimately, obsessed over. This is probably the best episode we've ever recorded, Sleepyheads!

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016: mother's day18 May 202300:42:49

This week on The Bedtime Podcast we’re celebrating Mother’s Day by off-roading and blaming our farts on babies. Noah puts his foot in his mouth again and spends a night in jail. We discuss Noah’s naïveté and if honesty really is the best policy. 

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015: essential workers12 May 202300:40:56

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Noah and Syd discuss the writers strike, making things with friends, and how when they don’t get to do what they love they manage to find passion elsewhere. Syd tries, and fails, to have a nip slip and for the first time ever we need to give a trigger warning re: violence in the media. It’s scary out there. 

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014: tom delonge parents weekend04 May 202300:45:40

Episode 013: This week on The Bedtime Pod, Syd and Noah apologize for missing a week. Noah’s parents were in town taking up all their time. Syd and Noah dish out some stories from parents week, tales about an adorable niece, a walk down nostalgia lane, and the time Noah hung out with Blink 182 front man Tom Delonge. What an episode we have for you! Enjoy it, Sleepyheads!

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013: A 002 RE-RELEASE OF THE WOMB WITCH27 Apr 202300:52:27

We're re-releasing episoe 002 this week! It's one of our favorites and we don't think it got enough love; here it is again. In this one, Syd tells Noah about a trick from her Womb Witch and Noah complains that Syd doesn't check him out enough. The couple dissects what makes a good boss, what's so great about comedy, and what makes single men sadder than everyone else.  

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Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

012: deranged podcast hosts20 Apr 202300:44:17

This week on The Bedtime Pod, the sleepyheads get an exclusive look into the psyches of our deranged hosts. Noah worries Syd doesn't have any friends and Syd has an episode of trypophobia live on the pod. Noah puts his foot in his mouth more times than he can count and Syd gets some particularly rough reviews from The Lunchbox of Truth. As usual, Syd & Noah talk about their beloved hairstylist, Sarah.

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Artwork by Carly Jean Andrews

055: national robby hoffman day11 Jun 202401:08:09

This week on the pod, Syd & Noah are joined by comedian and genius Robby Hoffman! The group discusses marrying rich, how to keep it spicy when you’re in it for the long haul and what it’s like dating an incredibly hot and cool famous person. 

Go follow Robby on instagram and find her tour dates on her website

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011: ben affleck, matt damon and rosie the dog13 Apr 202300:51:29

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Syd & Noah discuss pet deaths, whether they’re hippies or chemical people & Syd’s new least favorite movie, Air. The joy of a Farmer’s Market is also discussed at length.

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010: vanessa carlton lunchbox06 Apr 202300:40:04

This week on The Bedtime Pod, Noah and Syd do a 3 month check in and share their dreams and anxieties about the beautiful apartment next door. The Lunchbox of Truth makes it’s Bedtime Pod debut and Noah tells us about opening for Vanessa Carlton!!!

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009: tale of the pee drinking woman30 Mar 202300:50:26

This week on The Bedtime Podcast, Syd tells Noah about a woman at her gym who drinks her own pee and they wonder if wellness culture has gone too far. Big questions are asked. Does mouth tape really work? Why are showers in foreign countries so tiny? Is their new projector exclusively for porn? 

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008: hollywood name-droppers23 Mar 202300:49:59

This week on The Bedtime Podcast Syd and Noah discuss the highs and lows of all the day jobs they’ve racked up over the years. Noah tells us about the time he got fired by Salem the cat and Syd laments about a humiliating job offer she recently received. Buckle up sleepyheads cuz the name dropping in this episode is off the charts. Enjoy!

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