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The Beaverton Weekly Report

The Beaverton

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Frequency: 1 episode/53d. Total Eps: 88

Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles an all-star Panel of comedians to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts their knowledge of the news to the test in a very important quiz where the stakes couldn't be lower. The Beaverton Weekly Report is a hilarious look at what's going on in the world around us. It's just like watching CNN, only funnier and with fewer erectile dysfunction ads.

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#69
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02/03/2026
#48

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Free Speech: 1. Autocrats: 0. Disney Profits: 32 billion

Episode 59

Wednesday, September 24, 2025 • Duration 53:23

"The best way to fight fascism is with money, everyone knows that." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and special guest Brandon Hackett) talk about Jimmy Kimmel's absurd suspension, wonder how anyone could be mad at Canada recognizing the State of Palestine and are shocked (SHOCKED WE SAY) by a Liberal Minister's admission that the Party does somethings just to help with their electoral chances in Quebec. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the sexiest way to commit grand larceny.

If you'd like an extended cut of this episode that also talks about the latest developments with the Notwithstanding Clause check us out on Patreon.

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Did anything happen while we were gone?

Episode 58

Wednesday, September 17, 2025 • Duration 57:39

We're back baby! And so is Parliament but who cares about that. Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin) talk about Poilievre v. Carney Round 2, the Right's attempt to punish anyone who acknowledges Charlie Kirk was not a saint, and what demands we would have made to MLSE in 2019 if we were Kawhi Leonard. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the worst scenario to get caught using AI.

If you'd like an extended cut of this episode that also talks about the amazing/crazy developments in Nepal check us out on Patreon.

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National Buffoon's European Vacation

Episode 57

Wednesday, July 30, 2025 • Duration 57:09

Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) detail what Trump's EU deal means for Canada, break down the bombshell news that Canada is still sending arms to Israel and discuss why it doesn't feel like housing is getting any cheaper even as prices fall. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the worst place you can inject yourself with Botox.

If you'd like an extended cut version that dives into the Sean Feucht "scandal" check us out on Patreon.

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Our government is at the cottage

Episode 56

Wednesday, July 23, 2025 • Duration 54:39

"Break out the Caesars Carney!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Craig Fay) talk the government's attempt to consult with Indigenous Peoples about Bill C-5 after the fact, wonder what a trade deal with Trump would even look like at this point, and break down just how pathetically weak Canada's latest statement on Gaza is. Then The Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz reveals the most direct way to stop your son from eloping with his girlfriend.

If you'd like an extended cut version that also talks about the Poilievre by-election and the Longest Ballot Initiative, check us out on Patreon.

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Go West, Young Pierre

Episode 55

Wednesday, July 16, 2025 • Duration 01:07:49

"In Alberta, your future lies." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) speculate about what strategies Poilievre can use to win his by-election, break down Danielle Smith's over the top list of demands for constitutional amendments, and delight in the Maga world's meltdown over Trump's refusal to release the Epstein list. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz finds a new, ornothological way to win the U.S. Trade War.

If you'd like an extended version of this episode that also talks about the Twitter AI's racist breakdown and the future of AI in Canada, check us out on Patreon.

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Spending Cut Carn(ey)age

Episode 54

Wednesday, July 9, 2025 • Duration 01:09:05

"Slash and burn, Carney style!" Luke and the Panel (Nile Séguin and Clare Blackwood) break down Mark Carney enacting spending cuts that even Harper wouldn't dream of, and then dive into the biggest sports stories going on in the world: The Blue Jays are soaring, Rogers is screwing over the Raptors, and the Mitch Marner saga makes us wonder how hockey players can be the toughest athletes in sports if they're afraid to answer media questions? Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the best way to get out of a traffic stop.

If you would like an extended cut version of this episode that dives into the latest developments in the Epstein story, check us out on Patreon.

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The Beaverton Weekly Report: Canada Day Spectacular!!!

Episode 53

Tuesday, July 1, 2025 • Duration 01:01:33

Canada turns 158! Ian and the Panel (Nile Séguin, plus special guests Andrew Ivimey and Diana McCallum) discuss how that “elbows up” thing is working for Mark Carney, some of our favourite things about this country, and invent a new Canadian accent. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz reveals who or what the Baronet of Nova Scotia is.

If you would like an extended cut version of this episode that dives into the latest breaking news of Confederation in 1867, check us out on Patreon.

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Peace through... bunker-busting bombs?

Episode 52

Wednesday, June 25, 2025 • Duration 55:15

Israel and Iran may not "know what the fuck they're doing", but is it possible Trump does? Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and Nile Seguin) talk about Trump starting WWIII and then getting a ceasefire 48 hours later, debate whether this is the one in a million ceasefire that Israel won't break, and break down the dangers of the recently passed Bill C-5. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz finds the sexiest way to inherit 1 million dollars.

If you'd like an extended version of the Podcast that discusses the Canada-EU defense pact through the lense of an extended cucking metaphor, check us out on Patreon.

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The G7 comes to Kananaks... Kanannann... Banff!

Episode 51

Wednesday, June 18, 2025 • Duration 51:48

Party at Carney's house! Ian and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay, and special guest Andrew Ivimey) discuss how the G7 definitely still exists, why Canada's No Kings protest would need an asterisk*, and Netenyahu and Trump's tag team against Tehran. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz uncovers who the most embarrassing Canadian of the week was (for once, it's not Drake!)

If you would like an extended cut version of this episode that also talks about Doug Ford's Ontario, check us out on Patreon.

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Are you a human rights abuser? Your G7 invite is on the way!

Episode 50

Wednesday, June 11, 2025 • Duration 01:00:41

Check your mailbox right now! Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin, Ian MacIntyre and Clare Blackwood) talk about the ICE protests and Donald Trump turning to page 1 in the dictator playbook, Mark Carney's popularity with Conservatives and international human rights abusers, and the weak sanctions imposed on two Israeli far-right Ministers. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the grossest way you can put money in Sydney Sweeney's pocket.

If you would like an extended cut version of this episode that also talks about the Freedom Flotilla and Israel's approach to international outcry, check us out on Patreon.

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