We have Dylan Mckeever (TV writer, standup, best friend) try to control us and slow down our speech on the pod. She makes us do segments that were our idea but we never did cuz we get distracted by yelling. Discourse this week includes: who is Moo Deng, Hay went to NYC, trying figure out what a “tiding” is or why a jock strap has no butt in the back.

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Just the Boys discuss orchestrating dyke drama, Hay’s high school ex (they never kissed) texting them fresh out of jail, spitting in each other’s hands, how Burning Man was stolen from New Mexico, and being grateful. Do you guys know when we say “buzz” it’s when we touch each other like on Trixie & Katya? Join our patreon to join the Sammy Fun Run. Okay enjoy the ep!

The boys are joined by their first guest, esteemed best friend of the pod Bailey Norton. And thank god for that. Sammy goes to Arizona, Hay is still an Orphan, Bailey is ghosting her therapist. The discourse includes: John Mayer doing standup, the first perverts to ever book us, the genders of malls, Lex dot com, and the meaning of being Average.

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Sammy really has a song in their heart this ep. Between songs that Hay keeps thinking are real, the discourse includes straight guys who can’t get enough they/them pussy, coping with stalkers, COVID testing before fucking, how Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List shaped us, and some serious moments about EMDR and CBT for you to not laugh but maybe LEARN for once.

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Not gonna lie, this was a weird one - we kept talking about people we know and had to cut a lot out. Also the mic kept going out and we had to change it. Can we promise flow on this ep? No. But can we promise the thing about queer people is we will fight tooth and nail for our rights and respect - but behind closed doors in community, we bond by talking deep and specific shit about each other. Yes. This week’s discourse includes: Joseph Robinette “they/them” Biden, queer hummus, male yearning, words for mental illness we hate, and fuck/marry/kill emojis. We don’t really defend Drake, that was a bit.

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Hay and Sammy have finally sat down to do what they’ve said they would for so long (2-3 months honestly, not bad) and record the damn pod. Have you ever wanted to listen to two whitey nonbineys (white nonbinaries) talk shit about their own community? okay well sorry because that’s what we do. hay also accidentally says Biden bombed the wrong country but that’s what propaganda will do. we do discourse on discourse regarding: straight boyfriends at Pride, hot Kamala summer, lesbian deodorant, deadnaming as a bit, and Ira Glass’s ears.

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Look, y'all may not know this (but it’s pretty obvious) we run a podcast in a free space which is why you hear a malfunctioning mic and may experience some interruptions in the chaotic flow. It’s actually kind of cool if you think about it, like it’s some BTS for you. Anyway Brian Bahe is a gay indigenous hoe and very funny standup (Comedy Central) and TV writer (The Great North, Ghosts). The discourse is lying about job experience, Hay purchasing illegal Celsius, Brian’s favorite store in LA, discovering how Broke Back Mountain ends, “multisexuality,” and if queerbaiting is real.

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Your two fave cis men talk about how to read poetry, how Hay threw a wheelchair user in a pool per his request, and Small Talk might actually be Big Talk, how we thought we’d have a YouTube up by now, how we’ll do K for Patreon, how we keep leaning too far back on our background fabric and almost tearing it down.

Let’s be honest, we had Camirin Farmer (God Vessel, Netflix) on the pod this week so we talked a lot about space and time and the STARS. The amount of times Sammy and Hay got the chills, it’s a lot! We also talk about Cam’s start in comedy in Baltimore, Charli XCX, top surgery. We’re just such fans of Cam’s and if you don’t know them you will be too after this episode.

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We also had a few technical difficulties this episode. Don’t yell at us, we're nonbinary (angel emoji. Can we actually put in an angel emoji here?)

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Hay is writing this description to say they were kinda sick that day - so if this one has less screaming energy, you understand. However what we DO have this week is Sammy’s birthday in the Chicago rain, a 2-years late review of the movie Bros, the cultural value of talking shit, Sammy forgetting a guy they fuct, and somehow even more details on Lake Dick. We FINALLY get into the The Great Civil War of the Podcast (Taylor Alison Swift).

We’re joined this week by drag queen, comedian and accidental muralist Nic Scheppard (@verygayclown, @trudy.tective, @verygaypaint). We talk about the differences between the two genders (drag and comedy and clown), LGBTQAnon, Hay meeting a woman who got bit by a bat on 4th of July, how smoking cigarettes is about taking a break, and demand that you dance as well as you can with your dad. HIRE VERY GAY PAINT TO MURAL YOUR HOME. YOU CAN PROBABLY AFFORD IT.

This episode is a classic “Just the Boys” joint and this week they’re on Mountain time, baby! Sammy went back home to Albuquerque and had an encounter with a very cranky wheelchair user. Hay gets absolutely bamboozled by the internal terminals of LAX and misses their flight to Denver. They even talk about the ART of stand up comedy. Is this the episode where the boys get canceled for being ableist to dogs? Let’s find out.

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Skyler Higley (Vulture's Comics to Watch 2024, Conan, @ftermidnight, The Onion) joins us on the pod this week as our treasured first straight guest… or is he??? Listen to find out. ;)

The Discourse this week includes therapy (again), famous clowns vs. famous stand ups, The Olympics, break dancing mad, uggos, the trick that we all use that was invented by Obama, the main law in Chicago. All in all we had a lovely time with our friend Skyler.'

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https://www.vulture.com/article/best-new-comedians-2024-stand-up-sketch-improv.html

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Part 2 cuz we don’t know how to have a guest and not talk for an hour and forty minutes yet. Ur gonna love our (now untimely) Kamala VP picks, Bailey’s literal angel work with Man Camp, hearing about Hay cast an nonbinary influence on a very lesbian production, and how angry men get at Bailey on the internet.

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(Small Content warning for Diddy stuff)

Christine Medrano (Comedian, Pro Poker player, bisexual with a girlfriend) joins to discourse on Christine’s trip to the World Series of poker, miseducation about indigenous nations in US vs Canada, bisexual pride (just kidding).We also cover Christine recording her a Bob’s Burgers voiceover in a closet, and how she saw Giuliani on the set of Masked Singer.Hay almost gave themself sucralose poisoning and maybe Lyme disease (they haven’t checked). Sammy’s (untrustworthy?) mother calls everybody a socialist for how they play The Sims.

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