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Once a child, now a grownup. Once bestowed with superpowers, now still bestowed with superpowers. How is life as a former child superhero? How applicable are superpowers to 23rd century every day life? And how do you even find out that you can breathe underground? In this episode we dissect the life of another 23rd century celebrity, and also give you a quick update on Simon's life as a Person of Leisure.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

04:00 - Wonderchild

26:34 - Listener Email From Mimi46

29:37 - Outroduction

29:59 - Goodbye

Credits

Episode Art: Woman Model Portrait by Nika Akin

Opening Theme: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Closing Theme: Wonderchild by Christian Walz

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

We're doing it again! We both take up opposite positions on the spectrum between shapeshifting and skinwalking. Which is best? Which one of us has the most convincing arguments? Which one of us folds first? And which one of us gets distracted first and talks about lamp posts, LEGO, symmetrical pizzas and company meetings? Spoiler for that last bit; both of us!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

05:11 - Shapeshifters vs. Skinwalkers

18:13 - Listener Email From Ulrich

20:54 - Outroduction

21:11 - Goodbye

Credits

Episode Art: Wolf Moon Tree by Petra

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

They finished the ReCreation on the ground floor of Simon's building, so we decided to take a look. ReCreations are specifically aimed at robots, so we made sure to go with a few of our robot friends. We'll talk about the grand opening, discuss some of the services they offer, and speculate about which of the services could theoretically apply to humans too. Also, we reveal the perfect trick to get rid of an earworm!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

06:11 - ReCreation

23:45 - Listener Email From Omar47a

26:33 - Outroduction

26:52 - Goodbye

Credits

Episode Art: Robot Machine Digital by Prince C

Opening Theme: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Closing Theme: Ikke mere mælk by Mika & Tobias

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Simon got the keys to a very unique apartment in his building. What's special about it is that nobody has been seen entering or leaving the place for almost 200 years. We'll take you on a tour past dust, cobwebs, bulky computers and piles of crumbling newspapers. Now we know how 21st century people lived!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

01:30 - 21st Century Apartment

15:59 - Oh No!

16:37 - Outroduction

16:51 - Goodbye

Credits

Episode Art: Room Dark Space by Peter H

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Simon won some last minute tickets to the Pinball Star Track, and he didn't even know he'd entered the lottery! We queue up outside the stadium and record our anticipatory experience. What's a Pinball Star Track race like? What do the other spectators look like? And who wants some nuts? And, not unimportantly, why do they split the queue?

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

00:40 - Pinball Star Track

14:10 - Oh No…

14:51 - Outroduction

14:55 - Goodbye

Credits

Episode Art: Berlin Olympic Stadium from Pixabay

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Well, it sure has been a week to remember! We're still trying to solve the case from last week, but there have been some developments that have put quite a different spin on the whole thing. In this episode we explain everything that's happened since you last heard us. You'll hear more about bulgur and less about rabid dogs. And you'll sure find out why the Luminati weren't as worried as we were! We even watch some more camera recordings live on the show to see if they help us solve the case…

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

00:30 - CSI: The Moon

00:38 - Good News Bad News

01:38 - Resurrection

01:52 - Who Killed You?

04:11 - Gym Teacher

06:53 - Watermark

08:14 - Cam Footage

09:02 - The Neighbour

10:52 - Number 1

11:56 - The Bees

13:03 - Number 9

19:05 - Summarise

20:00 - Solved!

20:34 - What Next?

21:57 - Outroduction

22:30 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

This episode is not for the faint of heart! It contains words like blood, murder, brain damage and pencil case. Why is that? Unfortunately, in a future that is almost free of crime, a murdered alien gets a whole lot of attention. And because there was no such thing as an intergalactic police force, the UFOPOO assigned the case to Dirk, and Dirk asked Simon to help him investigate. In this episode we go over all the clues we have so far and discuss all the 'persons of interest'. But first we talk about what's currently parked on Dirk's balcony!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

07:48 - CSI: The Moon

11:52 - The Reaction

14:15 - The Clues

15:53 - Number 8

17:11 - The Moon

17:47 - An Anvil

18:58 - Bulgur

19:51 - Pencil Case

20:27 - Dust & Rocks

20:39 - Rabid Dog

21:26 - Persons of Interest

21:46 - Number 1

21:57 - Illegal Water Smuggling

22:44 - The Counts

24:36 - The Neighbour

25:23 - Correspondence

26:32 - The Bees

27:33 - Cam Coverage

28:29 - Listener Email from fsdxfsd11

30:09 - Listener Email from Jc Irvs Mcvs

31:52 - Outroduction

32:09 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Spontaneous recording! Dirk is at a UFO showroom, looking at all kinds of different models, and decides to record by himself. And half the hosts means half the length! How does the showroom look? Which models are there? What happens when you press that button? That sort of stuff.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

00:49 - UFO Showroom

10:30 - Outroduction

11:07 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Dirk kept today's topic a secret for Simon, so it's not just you, the listener, who gets to be surprised. But yes, there are animals in space. Because… why not? If they can survive on land, in the ocean and in the sky, then why not in space? It's just that humanity only discovered the first species after we started exploring and colonising the solar system. We'll highlight some of the species today and thanks to a listener email, we also learn about 'our' Spotify playlist (testsfromthefuture.com/spotify). Pretty cool!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

01:19 - Space Animals

06:03 - Dark Wraith

09:30 - Mars Harrier

11:32 - Spaceback Whale

14:23 - Mars Kærhøg

15:36 - Vacuum Bear

18:22 - White Weevil

21:10 - Listener Email From iPod Irene

22:19 - Outroduction

22:36 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

What would you do when strange and energetic messages arrive from a massive energy source far away in space? Well… first of all, that's probably a question that nobody's ever asked you before. And second, you obviously try to use them to power up your favorite device! We'll explain what happens when you actually try that, while at the same time speculating about what the true content of these messages might be.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

03:17 - Tiny Gods

22:38 - Listener Email From Nadia

25:48 - Outroduction

26:19 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Happy Bird Day to you, dear listener! Because of this wonderful day, we dedicated a whole episode to these fascinating creatures. Attentive listeners may even remember that 'Birds From The Future' was one of our original (discarded) ideas for the podcast. We explain why birds had a bit of an accelerated "evolution" and also highlight some of our favourite future birds. And - let's call it a bonus - we seem to have forgotten to edit out an interruption in the middle. We should be more careful!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

00:58 - Birds From The Future

08:43 - Scarlet Cardinal

10:19 - Neutronotary Warbler

12:35 - Work Stuff

14:09 - More Dirt in Frankfurt

14:35 - More Bird in Frankfurt

16:52 - Hypermarine Flycatcher

17:52 - Electric Razorbill

20:20 - Listener Email From Cassandra

22:09 - Outroduction

22:29 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

What sounds like a made up future thing, is in reality a pretty amazing experience. And Simon got to try it out! In this episode we explain the difference between tiny and super-tiny, tell you how it feels to be shrunk so much that you can't keep all your body parts, and describe what it looks like when you see somebody doing some actual Neutrino Surfing. At the end we also highlight a few other things you can do when you're super-tiny. Hadron bouncing anyone?

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:31 - Introduction

01:33 - Neutrino Surfing

22:18 - Listener Email From Cassandra

23:50 - Outroduction

24:16 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

We finally got our alien friends to use one of our social networks and it probably isn't one you've heard of before! Spacebook comes with a few peculiarities, and you'll find out about all about them in this episode. You'll also learn which posts from Dirk got rejected in the past, which celebrities Simon follows on Spacebook, and the fans of Scandinavia among you will be glad to hear that not one, but two Scandinavian countries are mentioned in today's show!

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Chapters

00:00 - Frozen

03:33 - Hello

03:57 - Introduction

04:09 - Spacebook

19:49 - Listener Email From Mark

20:48 - Outroduction

21:07 - Goodbye

Credits

Opening Theme: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Closing Theme: Spaceman by Babylon Zoo

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

We have to be honest; even in the 23rd century, some things don't really work. Or in the case of VVF's newest hoverboard, the Hoverlord Ultimate, don't work at all. Sound effects? Foot massager? Modern design? Bright colours? All are good reasons to complain. Out loud. On air. To you. Let's go!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

01:12 - The Hoverlord Ultimate

15:09 - Listener Email From Mahmud

18:56 - Outroduction

19:20 - Goodbye

Credits

Opening Theme: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Closing Theme: Can't Stop Raving by Dune

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

New discoveries regularly trickle in from space and today we talk about one of the more exciting ones. It's a planet. And it's a square. And it's flat. And if you walk off on the 'left' side, you appear on the 'right' side! Sounds familiar? As you can judge from its name, it sure reminded all of us of a specific video game! Since it's a very recent discovery and it took place very far away, not a lot is known yet. Which means we get to do that thing we like the most - speculate!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

01:26 - Planet Pac-Man

22:17 - Listener Email From Annika89

25:22 - Outroduction

25:50 - Goodbye

Credits

Opening Theme: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Closing Theme: Bubbelbad by Def P & Beatbusters

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Imagine a large banquet hall in a French palace. Are you seeing it? Now imagine it full of tables, dinner guests, food and drinks. Yes? Now imagine the gravity is slowly reduced to zero. And now imagine us being there and making a podcast episode about it!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

02:54 - Zero Gravity Dinner

19:18 - Listener Email From Ragnarok

20:56 - Outroduction

21:13 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Dirk's eKoala is working again, so we might as well talk about it! Despite Dirk not having so much time today, we do our best to explain what an eKoala is, which variations exist, and what its pros and cons are, while being regularly interrupted by the creature's very own cute mumblings. And we clear up some concerns about bees!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

04:11 - eKoala

20:34 - Listener Email From Agnes

21:27 - Outroduction

22:00 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Yes, our sleeping cabin is a little small. But the window is big. And space is even bigger! Today we'll tell you all about our experiences at the Space Rally. Which ships did we see? What merch did we get? And when will we have breakfast? That sort of thing.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

06:28 - Space Rally

20:05 - Outroduction

20:36 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Think of all the things you can do in 30 seconds! Eating chocolate cookies. Taking a (short) shower. Reading a (very short) book. Now think about all the things that could happen when everybody in the world did one of those things at the same time! Well, today is the day where we actually try that in the 23rd century. And you get to hear us do it! We also share what our favorite sights in Frankfurt are.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:26 - Introduction

02:07 - 30 Seconds

20:41 - Listener Email From Iuah

27:03 - Outroduction

27:28 - Goodbye

Credits

Opening Theme: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Closing Theme: Hello, Goodbye by The Beatles

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Simon has been going to a few monster concerts recently, and he's happy to answer Dirk's questions about them. What do the concert halls look like? What do the performers look like? What do the spectators look like? And what does the food… taste like? Also, we kind of clear up why we say hello twice, but bye bye only once!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

04:49 - Monster Concerts

22:49 - Listener Email From Ann

25:04 - Outroduction

25:26 - Goodbye

Credits

Opening Theme: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Closing Theme: Far Away by BoyWithUke

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Is it a hobby? Is it a sport? Is it just the latest hype? Well, we tried it out either way. Or at least Dirk did, so Simon gets to ask him about it. How does it work? Where do you practice? What about volcanic activity? And what's that thing that you put in your nostrils? All that and more in this semiaquatic episode!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

04:58 - Hoverdiving

22:28 - Outroduction

22:41 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

There's this one little asteroid that's been circling the earth for centuries, which we've never been able to land on. Until today maybe? We watch the livestream of ASA's current attempt and comment on whatever is going on. We have drinks and everything! Spoiler alert: you will indeed find out whether or not the mission is successful.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

03:09 - Mission to Kamo‘oalewa

18:23 - Listener Email From Domen

20:03 - Outroduction

20:38 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

It's May the Fourth! Star Wars day! So we spent a long hot afternoon in the park, doing the usual bank holiday stuff; visiting a jumble sale, listening to music, getting our faces painted, and attaching rockets to things. True, some of those things weren't really suited to being propelled through the air, but it sure was a lot of fun!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

04:28 - Things With Rockets

22:31 - Outroduction

23:11 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Remember that virtual world? That world that was initially intended for choir practice, but is now the world's number one pastime? Today we record live from there, taking you on a small tour through the wonderful world of side quests, non-playable characters and advertisements. We also answer listener questions again. Think artificial intelligence and albino animals!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

00:31 - Live from the Chorus-Verse

14:02 - Listener Email From Joseph

15:42 - Listener Email From Sandra

17:46 - Outroduction

18:10 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Podluck is like potluck, but on a podcast. Which means that you get to listen to us taste randomly generated food! You won't just listen to us press buttons and describe what the food looks like, but you'll actually hear us munch on things. Expect classics, like chocolate biscuits and kinderkaffee, as well as pretty outrageous dishes, like a fishbowl canapé. Yum!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

01:45 - Podluck

28:49 - Outroduction

29:25 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Hold on, the robots have risen up against the humans? Seriously?! That's not good. This episode is a little different than usual, starting with the fact that Dirk wakes Simon up in the middle of the night, to give him the bad news, and then follows that up with more bad news…

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

01:40 - Robot Uprising

07:53 - Outroduction

08:13 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Dirk won an Orbital Glyder in a raffle at work. We're not sure if it works, but - as usual - that doesn't stop us from talking about it! What's it supposed to do, you wonder? Well, we actually ask you that this very episode, in the form of a multiple choice question. There are some hints from the beginning, so pay attention! And as the Orbital Glyder is at Dirk's apartment, we'll record there for a change. As a nice bonus, you'll get to hear about all things chrome!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

08:10 - Orbital Glyder

21:12 - Listener Suggestions

24:55 - Outroduction

25:14 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

We just had a thought. How about we turn our recent discovery into a business model? Since we can sort of time travel now, we might as well make a few 'moneys' with it. In this episode we brainstorm a little about what our trips would be like, 'when' we would be going to, and what we would call ourselves. We also talk about death! Do we allow travelers from the past to find out when they die? And what happens to their death in the past when they die in the future? Not that this would happen of course! Stay tuned.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

05:02 - Time Travel Agency

32:55 - Outroduction

33:36 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Let's clear this up once and for all. Yes, Earth started warming up quite dramatically at the end of the 21st century. And yes, the counter measures worked so well that Earth started cooling down quite dramatically after that. But yes, we're all fine now, no need to worry! Today we'll explain exactly what happened, what WOIL and BOIL have to do with anything, and what a Sahara Iceberg is. All the hot news and all the cool details!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

01:23 - Global Cooling

31:22 - Outroduction

31:59 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

If you can't see it, does it really exist? Well, if it plays music and smells of speculaas, then sure! When a Nano Sphere randomly floated into the room earlier today, we immediately closed all the doors and windows, so we could listen to it and talk about it on the show at the same time. We don't know what it is, where it comes from or why it even exists, but that hasn't stopped us taking about things before and sure isn't going to stop us now! Also, what happened to Hong Kong? Now, that we know!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

00:35 - Nano Sphere

17:00 - Listener Email From Donny

19:47 - Outroduction

20:12 - Goodbye

Credits

Song #1: No Surprises by Radiohead

Song #2: Life on Mars by David Bowie

Song #3: Run by Snow Patrol

Song #4: Hug My Soul by Saint Etienne

Song #5 and Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Who hasn't heard of Peter the Greatest! Oh, you're from the 21st century, you say? Well, then take a seat, and listen as we tell you the story of 23rd century's last dictator. It's quite an exciting story! It has lemonade swimming pools, applause days, officially regulated anarchy, and quirky little wooden souvenirs. Get ready for a journey through one of history's most peculiar forms of government!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:26 - Introduction

01:59 - The Last Dictator

21:10 - Listener Email From Pirrko

23:54 - Outroduction

24:22 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

We hereby declare the Pirate Games to have officially begun! Slightly similar to the Olympic Games, the Pirate Games bring together the best athletes and artists in the solar system. They show us how good they are at things like Crow's Nesting, Cannonball Putting and - obviously - Making Lemonade. We comment on the opening ceremony, mention some of our favourite games, and enjoy some word play in between. Sponsor-Ship, anyone?

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

01:26 - Pirate Games

23:43 - Listener Email From Archibald

25:49 - Outroduction

26:12 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

There may be other means to travel to space, but none of them are as tasty as the Jellypult. And as a bonus, the people who came up with the idea were just two simple guys, like us! Today we give you all the ins and some of the outs on the newest iteration of the Space Catapult. To complicate things a little, Dirk brought along a grumpy guest, who doesn't actually speak, but has a way of making its presence known.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

05:27 - The Jellypult

17:57 - Listener Email From Mariana

22:07 - Outroduction

22:30 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Lori Keet is a bit of a celebrity. And a robot. And a Star Catcher. And she bought QuickQuack. And she saved the rainforests. Okay, that last part was a bit exaggerated, but either way, we have a lot to talk about today. And we also briefly look back at our (after) party and answer a listener question about making money too. Will we manage to release such a busy episode on time, you're thinking? Well… It'll be ready when it's ready.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:23 - Introduction

01:16 - After Party

02:55 - Back to Normal

03:28 - Lori Keet

03:42 - Star Catching

08:37 - Motivation

10:01 - Space Junk

11:48 - Out of Business

12:28 - Asteroid Cleaning

13:52 - Approach

16:17 - QuickQuack

20:56 - Influence

22:32 - Hyperduck

23:24 - Listener Email From Antoine

24:31 - Listener Email From Chris Cox

25:38 - Outroduction

25:57 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

We probably could have seen it coming, but our 200th episode is suddenly upon us! We organised a genuine party to celebrate, but we still need to come up with something to talk about in the episode itself. How about we just start recording and see what happens? We don't remember any of Mr. Dobalina's suggestions though, and we keep getting distracted by the actual party… Who just bumped into the gravity switch?

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

01:21 - Finding Simon

01:42 - 200 Ideas

02:27 - Gravitation Switch

03:03 - More Pizzas

03:38 - The Solidifier

04:25 - 200 More Ideas

04:53 - Rock Band: Hologram Edition

07:31 - 200 Further Ideas

07:42 - Wooooo!

08:08 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

No, we didn't resurrect someone. No, we didn't wake someone from hibernation. And no, we didn't talk to someone through some kind of interdimensional rift. This time we genuinely spoke with someone from the 21st century! Not on purpose, obviously, but we immediately saw the opportunity to hear the first impressions of someone fresh to 2225. And we revel, at least a tiny bit, in being right about this whole time travel business (#bonuspoints). Also, when we say 'we', 'we' mean just Simon - or, as our guest calls him; Future Boy.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

01:20 - Life in the 23rd Century

03:20 - Explaining The Future

04:50 - Universal Basic Income

06:57 - Healthcare

08:07 - Speaking Other Languages

09:52 - Future Libraries

11:51 - Bad Food

14:15 - Wanting More Time Here

16:40 - How To Time Travel

18:27 - Back to the Future Part III

19:08 - Return of the Dirk

21:14 - Episode 200

22:53 - Outroduction

23:13 - Goodbye

Credits

21st Century Guest: Nisha

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

With Dirk on holiday, Simon decides to visit the 21st century once again. Using a smart trick, he manages to avoid being stuck in a small rural village, and gets to experience 21st century Frankfurt first hand. And, through a trick of fate, he actually bumps into the one person we know in that century. Who is that? Hint; she doesn't believe in any of this!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:27 - Introduction

01:18 - Exploring Hauptwache

02:18 - Cheese & More

03:15 - Don't Worry About It & Future Boy

09:30 - Back to the Future Part II

10:27 - Outroduction

10:42 - Goodbye

Credits

21st Century Guest: Nisha

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

A premiere for the show; for the very first time we record the podcast in the 21st century! Yes, we've done it! Although the 'rules' are pretty challenging, we wanted to give it a shot anyway. Get ready to find out everything about a small rural village in 21st century Germany at night time. Think closed bakeries, closed flower shops and closed kiosks. Luckily we meet somebody at the train station who speaks English! We wonder if they finally believed that we were from the future after we suddenly disappeared…

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

00:52 - Live from the 21st Century

09:23 - 21st Century Guest

21:04 - Back to the Future

23:07 - Outroduction

23:40 - Goodbye

Credits

21st Century Guest: Nisha

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Are we for real? Did Simon actually do some time traveling? Let's find out by asking him tons of questions! Where to? When to? And how did he get the sun glasses? We'll find out how he has been getting around (or not), how he has been buying things (or not) and who he has been talking to (or not). And, we end with a time travelling joke!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

01:29 - Time Travel

19:16 - Listener Email From Amrat

20:55 - Outroduction

21:26 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Just because we have world peace, it doesn't mean we can't have superheroes! In today's episode we discuss one of them; Moustarrow. Or as they used to be called when they weren't so famous yet; Schnurrpfeil. We actually got to talk to them in person, so we have all kinds of information that even most 23rd century people don't know. And talking about information that some people don't know; at the end of the episode, Simon reveals a tiny little detail about his own life that even Dirk didn't know! And by tiny we mean huge…

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

01:37 - Moustarrow

19:24 - Listener Email From Jakub

21:08 - Listener Email From Nathaniel

22:52 - Outroduction

23:17 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

It's Solstice time! Or at least it was a few days ago and that means we get to talk about all the presents we got! One of our presents involved dirt and one involved uranium. Guess which one we talk about more! Hint; it radiates light and warmth and is not dangerous at all. It does have a few weird side effects though, so the end of the episode is a little unusual.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

01:11 - Box O' Dirt

06:14 - Uranium Lamp

17:50 - Outroduction

18:08 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

You've heard a lot about the 23rd century already, and you sure know your way around the 21st. But how about the 22nd century? You know, that century where alchemy was still a thing? Well, we found a book from that time, about that topic, and we try it out straight away! Who needs plastic forks anyway? Also, why is Simon late again?

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:29 - Introduction

01:19 - Alchemy For Dummies

10:41 - Outroduction

11:10 - Goodbye

Credits

Opening Theme: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Closing Theme: It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M.

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Is it a clone? No! Is it a doppelgänger? No! It is MMAcevedo, the world's first snapshot of a human brain. Almost two centuries old, it's been used so often that there must be hundreds of thousands of Miguels - as they are commonly known - by now. How this came to be, and what that means for us, we'll discuss in this episode. That and cheetahs.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:23 - Introduction

01:54 - MMAcevedo

23:08 - Outroduction

23:29 - Listener Email From Sandro

25:02 - Goodbye

Credits

Inspiration: Lena by qntm

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Since starting the show over three years ago, some of the devices we discussed in earlier episodes have changed quite a bit. The future isn't static, you know! With Solstice coming up, almost every device received an upgrade, and we'll bring you up to date on all of them. Think food conglomerators that can now make food that is safe for aliens, and submarines with creative naming schemes. It's upgrade season!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

03:16 - Upgrades

04:59 - Lenses

07:49 - Congos

11:29 - Submarines

13:00 - Pods

14:35 - Teleporters

19:32 - Holodecks

21:39 - Yunkins

22:29 - Hoverboards

24:44 - BackRubbots

27:36 - Outroduction

28:33 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Hello, dear 23rd century listeners! Here's your weekly podcast from the 21st century. This week we'll tell you all about how our day was. Spoiler; it involved Facebook, the Apple Store and Game of Thrones. And then we answer all your questions about 21st century food. Yes, a steak is made of a real dead animal. But no, a shepherd's pie doesn't have any real shepherd in it. Also, we explain when 21st century people manage to have a little fun. See you in 200 years!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

05:57 - Food Stuff

18:01 - Listener Email From Ack-Ack

19:11 - Outroduction

19:49 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Nature doesn't traditionally speak for itself, so who takes its side when big decisions are made? Well… the future also found a solution for that! Say hello to the Voice of Nature. Every company and organisation has one and they have real power, not like those ethics councils! This episode isn't just about the VONs though. During the recording, we actually have somebody giving us podcasting tips and we feel all professional about it.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

01:26 - Voices of Nature

12:38 - Listener Email From Bran

13:36 - Outroduction

14:07 - Goodbye

Credits

Charlene: Siri by Apple

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

66G rolled out not too long ago, and with it came many new possibilities. One of the most interesting ones is the possibility to talk directly to the afterlife. How did we handle things before? You'll find out during this episode. What are some of the remaining challenges? You'll also find that out. What did we learn about the afterlife so far? You'll kind of find out. And how does it work exactly? Well… we sort of skip over that. On the other hand, there's a robot joke at the end!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

04:28 - Conversations With the Afterlife

20:20 - Listener Email From Chen Bao

21:22 - Outroduction

21:47 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Do you know those apartments that are really high up in a tree? Where waterfalls flow down and drones fly up? Where there are not just bathrobes in the closets, but also squirrel suits? Where other guests walk their dogs on your balcony? If you answered yes to all of those questions, you might want to consider skipping this episode. Otherwise, sit back and enjoy the show!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

01:05 - Live From a Tree House

15:31 - Listener Email From Kim

18:35 - Outroduction

18:54 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

And there we were, thinking that our alien friends, the Luminati, were sooo perfect. As it turns out, they have been stealing our salt water all this time! As a souvenir, no less! Apparently having a planet full of salty water is pretty rare, galactically speaking. How did it get that far? How did they even do it? And has it really been three years since our first episode reached the 21st century? You'll learn all those things in this episode.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

04:39 - The Salt Water Scandal

17:35 - Listener Email From Johnny Bravo

18:47 - Outroduction

19:07 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

We visited a pretty rare location; a place where archeologists have unearthed a 21st century neighbourhood, where there's a museum that displays typical artifacts from the time. Sometimes there were information labels and sometimes we guessed what was going on. Did those chicken bones in the rubbish bin really mean 21st century people ate actual chickens? How did they keep their precious asphalt from deteriorating? And what was up with all those bottle caps?

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:23 - Introduction

01:40 - 21st Century Excavation Site

25:25 - Outroduction

25:50 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk