Tart Talk – Details, episodes & analysis

It's a new year and a new series - As always Coco 'The time travelling Tart' and Queera Lynn are holding back no punches as they put the world to rights from SOHO's iconic L'escargot! 

From Dry January to Greenland, Putin to Lasagna and Venice to fingering... There truly is no topic these Tarts can't handle!

So, lay down your worries, grab a bev, light a fag and sit back with your two favourite Tarts and shrug off those January blues.

It's Christmas morning and Coco has popped over to see Queera before church; bearing gifts, champagne and festive cheer... 

Christmas Day can be stressful, but not for these queens, so take some time to down tools, relax and have some YOU time with the girls as they embrace the spirit of Christmas in their usual silly, dark and kinky way! 

Coco and Queera get shiny as they have a  look at Gold in today's deep dive; Why is gold valuable? Did Hernan Cortes like pop music? And who invented the Teflon pan?! All answered in today's deep dive. 

Coco and Queera also put the topic of Aliens to bed in Queera's questions and help a struggling mother with some much needed parental advice in Coco's confessions. 

In their very FIRST pilot episode - Coco and Queera deep dive into the world of Pigeons; explore the role of pigeons in WW1, investigate the homosexual lifestyle of pigeons in London's West End and look at the class structure they live by.

Coco and Queera also delve deep into the world of The Loch Ness monster in  Queera's questions and save a young girl from courting a homosexual in Coco's confessions. 

For their finale of series one, Coco and Queera Lynn end it all with a real bang to remember!

Explore the history and festivities of this iconic British festival with Coco and Queera Lynn this November 5th... 

Coco orders Britains biggest legal firework from today's sponsor. Queera gets Shakespearian comedy off her chest, and they give some much needed advice to a man in Germany who wants to shag seasonal vegetables. 

Things get a  scary this week on Tart Talk for their extra spooky Halloween special! 

Coco and Queera explore the history of Halloween, get to grips with ghosts and get the best movie recommendation for Halloween 2025 from their horror movie specialist ‘Saffron Slayter’.

 They take a confession from some cheeky girls over in Salem and Coco tries to get Queera her very own GIMP suit for this year's festivities. 

Things get a bit whiffy for Coco and Queera this week on Tart Talk as they investigate the world of perfume; it's history, its purpose and it's effect on society...

From Napoleon to Jack the Ripper, they've got it all this week. Including some sound advice for a potential perpetrator of incest in Weybridge. 

The girls also get some fabulous dating advice from their sponsor of the week in Newcastle. 

Coco and Queera dive into the world of classical music this week with a little help from their old party chum, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart! They take a confession from a very confused Spaniard  regarding sexual attraction to snakes and answer a very neutral question from a Swiss fan regarding the 'Glockenspiel'.

Coco and Queera are also joined this week by their classic music exert, the fabulous and incredibly funny; Paul Foot! The iconic comedian joins them to talk all things Bach. 

Coco and Queera take to the high seas in this episode of Tart Talk! 

Lady Hamilton, Nelson, the vikings; if it happened on water, chances are these girls are going to get wet with them. They call a lucky sponsor in Portsmouth and help a young Canadian girl get her rocks off with the lifeguard of her dreams. 

This is one Jolly Roger you'll want to sail in!

Coco and Queera delve into the fabulous world of all things PINK this week, and answer the big questions like, 'is pink for girls?' and 'will Mr Blobby make a good husband?' 

They explore a fabulous artist in this weeks painting of the week; chop off a guilty  head in SHAG, MARRY, GUILLOTINE and help a struggling mother with her Childs sexuality.