Explore every episode of the podcast Surreal Estate, Vol. 1: The Haunted House of Absurdities
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| Surreal Estate, Vol. 1—Ch. 4 | 30 oct. 2025 | 00:13:37 | |
CHAPTER 4: Instead of joining girlfriend, Riley Valor, for dinner at Sterling Steakhouse, Superstar Surrealtor, Max Discount heads downtown to meet his ex-with-history, Zara Blake, at Pigstye Pork n’ Pull. When she shows up with Willy Icon, a dude from work, Max’s prurient plans are totes cock-blocked by that little third wheel bastard. *** AUDACIOUS INDIE AUTHOR, Nikolas Allen, presents Volume 1 of his sophomore trilogy, SURREAL ESTATE. This spicy speculative fiction series launches with a wild, raunchy, fun and farcical adventure that no courageous reader should dare miss! SURREAL ESTATE, VOLUME 1: THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF ABSURDITIES 2035 A.D.—IN THE BUSTLING METRØPOLIS OF GLITTER CITY, VA, Superstar Surrealtor Max Discount, a snarky, self-centered hustler, navigates a series of mind-boggling scenarios that redefine the boundaries of absürdity. When his latest listing mørphs into a haunted hell ride of epic proportions, Max is finally forced to examine his own foibles. But is he ready for Change to rear its ugly head? Like an explicit mashup of Scooby-Doozy, Selling Sunsetz, and Rocky Horrorz, Surreal Estate, Volume 1 is a high-stakes excursion into the Surreal world of modern Real Estate and beyønd. Including original song lyrics, prayers, poetry, naughty drink recipes, and bippety-bop-bap-biggety-bam rhythmic interludes, this TWISTED SOAP ROCK OPERA will have you standing up and singing along in no time! ### CREDITS: Chapter Text and Narration by Nikolas Allen. “Stand Up & Sing Aløng,” Written and Performed by Nikolas Allen. “Dirty Nøuveau Høuse Müsic,” Produced by Nikolas Allen. Stream and Download Free Music at NikolasAllenMusic.com “Surreal Estate, Volume 1: The Haunted House of Absurdities,” Now Available in Paperback ($14.99) and eBook ($2.99). Get full access to PodFiction by Nikolas Allen at nikolasallen.substack.com/subscribe | |||
| Surreal Estate, Vol. 1—Ch. 3 | 22 oct. 2025 | 00:11:50 | |
CHAPTER 3: At an unhinged open house for Surrealtor Amina Patel’s client, Dame MacElroy, potential buyers compete in a bizarre Battle of the Bids for a chance to purchase a gorgeous $4M Victorian. Ruthless Surreal Estate Developers, Victor and Misty Donovan, throw their hat in the ring with a sexy synchronized swimming routine. *** AUDACIOUS INDIE AUTHOR, Nikolas Allen, presents Volume 1 of his sophomore trilogy, SURREAL ESTATE. This spicy speculative fiction series launches with a wild, raunchy, fun and farcical adventure that no courageous reader should dare miss! SURREAL ESTATE, VOLUME 1: THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF ABSURDITIES 2035 A.D.—IN THE BUSTLING METRØPOLIS OF GLITTER CITY, VA, Superstar Surrealtor Max Discount, a snarky, self-centered hustler, navigates a series of mind-boggling scenarios that redefine the boundaries of absürdity. When his latest listing mørphs into a haunted hell ride of epic proportions, Max is finally forced to examine his own foibles. But is he ready for Change to rear its ugly head? Like an explicit mashup of Scooby-Doozy, Selling Sunsetz, and Rocky Horrorz, Surreal Estate, Volume 1 is a high-stakes excursion into the Surreal world of modern Real Estate and beyønd. Including original song lyrics, prayers, poetry, naughty drink recipes, and bippety-bop-bap-biggety-bam rhythmic interludes, this TWISTED SOAP ROCK OPERA will have you standing up and singing along in no time! ### CREDITS: Chapter Text and Narration by Nikolas Allen. “Stand Up & Sing Along,” Written and Performed by Nikolas Allen. “DJ Beetjøven,” Produced by Nikolas Allen. “All You Got,” Written by Nikolas Allen and Ryan Bouslaugh. Performed by Red Pill Collective. Listen to Red Pill Collective on your fave streaming platform. Stream and Download Free Music at NikolasAllenMusic.com “Surreal Estate, Volume 1: The Haunted House of Absurdities,” Now Available in Paperback ($14.99) and eBook ($2.99). Get full access to PodFiction by Nikolas Allen at nikolasallen.substack.com/subscribe | |||
| Surreal Estate, Vol. 1—Ch. 2 | 16 oct. 2025 | 00:11:31 | |
CHAPTER 2: At an unhinged open house for Surrealtor Amina Patel’s client, Dame MacElroy, potential buyers compete in a bizarre Battle of the Bids for a chance to purchase a gorgeous $4M Victorian. First up are the Rappin’ Rizzos, a legendary Italian interior design duo who know how to rock a mic. *** AUDACIOUS INDIE AUTHOR, Nikolas Allen, presents Volume 1 of his sophomore trilogy, SURREAL ESTATE. This spicy speculative fiction series launches with a wild, raunchy, fun and farcical adventure that no courageous reader should dare miss! SURREAL ESTATE, VOLUME 1: THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF ABSURDITIES 2035 A.D.—IN THE BUSTLING METRØPOLIS OF GLITTER CITY, VA, Superstar Surrealtor Max Discount, a snarky, self-centered hustler, navigates a series of mind-boggling scenarios that redefine the boundaries of absürdity. When his latest listing mørphs into a haunted hell ride of epic proportions, Max is finally forced to examine his own foibles. But is he ready for Change to rear its ugly head? Like an explicit mashup of Scooby-Doozy, Selling Sunsetz, and Rocky Horrorz, Surreal Estate, Volume 1 is a high-stakes excursion into the Surreal world of modern Real Estate and beyønd. Including original song lyrics, prayers, poetry, naughty drink recipes, and bippety-bop-bap-biggety-bam rhythmic interludes, this TWISTED SOAP ROCK OPERA will have you standing up and singing along in no time! ### CREDITS: Chapter 2 text and narration by Nikolas Allen. ”Stand Up & Sing Along,” Written and Performed by Nikolas Allen. “The Rappin’ Rizzos” Written and Performed by Nikolas Allen. Stream and download Free Music at nikolasallenmusic.com “Surreal Estate, Volume 1: The Haunted House of Absurdities” Now Available in Paperback ($14.99) and eBook ($2.99). Get full access to PodFiction by Nikolas Allen at nikolasallen.substack.com/subscribe | |||
| Surreal Estate, Vol. 1—Ch. 1 | 10 oct. 2025 | 00:10:21 | |
CHAPTER 1: Superstar Surrealtor, Max Discount, is a snarky, self-centered playboy in Glitter City, VA. This workaholic hustler goes hard always in all ways. Hop inside his Pontiac Trans Am—and his twisted mind—as he races toward an open house hosted by Amina Patel, his competitive co-worker at Château Røyale Luxe Listings, Inc. *** AUDACIOUS INDIE AUTHOR, Nikolas Allen, presents Volume 1 of his sophomore trilogy, SURREAL ESTATE. This spicy speculative fiction series launches with a wild, raunchy, fun and farcical adventure that no courageous reader should dare miss! SURREAL ESTATE, VOLUME 1: THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF ABSURDITIES 2035 A.D.—IN THE BUSTLING METRØPOLIS OF GLITTER CITY, VA, Superstar Surrealtor Max Discount, a snarky, self-centered hustler, navigates a series of mind-boggling scenarios that redefine the boundaries of absürdity. When his latest listing mørphs into a haunted hell ride of epic proportions, Max is finally forced to examine his own foibles. But is he ready for Change to rear its ugly head? Like an explicit mashup of Scooby-Doozy, Selling Sunsetz, and Rocky Horrorz, Surreal Estate, Volume 1 is a high-stakes excursion into the Surreal world of modern Real Estate and beyønd. Including original song lyrics, prayers, poetry, naughty drink recipes, and bippety-bop-bap-biggety-bam rhythmic interludes, this TWISTED SOAP ROCK OPERA will have you standing up and singing along in no time! ### CREDITS:Chapter 1 text and narration by Nikolas Allen.”Stand Up & Sing Along” Written and Performed by Nikolas Allen. “Just What The Doctor Ordered”Written by N. Allen, R. Bouslaugh.Performed by Red Pill CollectiveListen to RPC on your fave streaming platform.Download Free Music at nikolasallenmusic.com “Surreal Estate, Volume 1: The Haunted House of Absurdities” Now Available in Paperback ($14.99) and eBook ($2.99). Get full access to PodFiction by Nikolas Allen at nikolasallen.substack.com/subscribe | |||