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Oh now we're cooking on gas! 

Oh wow, he's in! And he's already taking ass and kicking names!

What a name, and what an episode! 

In this episode, co-host Nick discusses Short n Sweet, an album he has been playing on repeat non stop since the turn of 2025. 

Its 2025, its Episode 25, of Season 5, what else either has 25 or rhymes with 5? 

Hives. 

Less than one week! Surely the team are in the full Christmas spirit?

With only 13 days before the big man slides down the chimney, that can only mean two things. Egg nog, and Substance. 

Shout out to Nifty Steel for the title of this episode. As for the content? Who knows. 

So it turns out aliens live amongst us, in the ocean. Our two co-hosts, along with the rest of the world, somehow don't seem to be that phased considering everything else going on in 2024. 

He's getting married in the morning, Ding Dong the bells are gonna chime... In this live episode, we prepare for the greatest matrimony in history; Co-host Paul and Producer Sam. 

Also, we thank Beyonce Knowles. 

The time is drawing near folks, the chaos is upon us. Who will be the agent of destruction? Why, P Diddler of course...

New ideas, new skills, new nicknames. In this live episode, our co-hosts talk the listeners through their first time holding a deadly weapon in their hands and the art of sniffing out food no matter where it lies. 

Oh it's nearly here, the time is upon us where we put all our differences aside and go lose ourselves for the weekend. We can't wait.

If the co-hosts have got a door, they are going to close it. Not the co-hosts, "they". Who are they, you ask? Listen to the show and find out for yourselves!

With growing concerns over the fate of Papa D, what do our co-hosts think of the latest in a long standing series of nonce news? 

In this LIVE episode, we hop around and wax lyrical with many different substances, landing firmly on post apocalyptic podbean and how the world will recover.  

In this LIVE episode, we recap on the swift arm of the law in the face of the UK riots, and the swift arm of the Olympic shooter. 

In this LIVE episode, an epiphany and a celebration. Co-host Nick arrives at the startling conclusion of the worlds intelligence and Co-host Paul has an announcement to make about Producer Sam.

In this LIVE episode, the mystery of Jay Slater is solved and our hosts take a small dive into the Death of Slim Shady. 

In this LIVE episode, the final showdown is upon us. Will England bring home the victory after 58 years of consistent failure? 

Its election day folks! Who goes? YOU Decide...

In this live episode, co-host Paul tells all, lays bare the joys of a vehicle mishap and co-host Nick joins Tik Tok. 

In this live episode, we talk about the new arrival to the wider family, the amount of investment made into proving the existence of Aliens, and The Acolyte. 

In this live episode, we talk about what happens when you take The Wrong Turn and the latest in nonce news, namely the Schneider scandal.

In this live episode, we talk through the highs and lows of horse racing and discuss an old myth surrounding taking the blood from innocent children for fame and glory.

In this live episode, co-host Nick takes us through his daring feat at taking on the second hottest chicken wings in the world. Spoiler, it doesn't end well.

In this LIVE episode, we discuss the success of our first Video episode, the ups and downs, the trials and tribulations of "the clap". 

In this our first LIVE episode of season 5, we take our listeners on a new journey, from Audio to Video, as we embark on content creation for the YouTube universe. 

In this LIVE episode, we discuss the itinerary for the upcoming Stag Do. There will be fun, oh yes, there will be fun. 

In this live episode, after a brief clarification on where we stand regarding what is out of bounds for comedy, we discuss some diddling and reminisce in the good ol' days of the wrestling eras following the exchange of world title's at the greatest show on earth. Can you smell, what Substance is cookin'?

In this live episode, we kick straight in with a food race, we quoth a new listener (nevermore) and give our views on the upcoming battle of the Titan.. versus a youtuber. 

In this live episode, in possibly our longest feature yet, we discuss the latest news surrounding an important question - Diddly Do It? 

We're back with a vengeance baby! With a pocket full of dreams and a bag full of jokes, co-hosts Nick & Paul present the second installment of Comic Relief. Will we hit our target? Listen to find out!

In this LIVE episode, co-hosts Nick & Paul discuss the newly proposed budget, what it means for our fellow man and what it means for our fellow Etonians.

In this LIVE episode, co-host Nick is presented with a mysterious envelope, and we mourn the passing of a great Manchild.. Rothchild. 

In this live episode, we trace back through history to find out the true origin of Valentine's Day. Turns out, it has nothing to do with Love. Or Flowers. Or Cards. We then round it off with some alternative poems to set the mood. 

In this live episode, it seems 2024 is the year for good music, as some of our favourite artists have thrown their hat into the ring and announced some upcoming albums, much to our delight. We also play a few rounds of guess the song title from some great lyrics...

In this live episode, our circle of new music is complete, with JT complimenting our already perfect year. Oh also, turns out we're all going to be called up for war. Well except co-host Paul of course. He's past the age bracket. 

Oh also, rumour has it we'll be driving iPhone's soon...

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In this live episode, we spend the majority of our time trying to wrangle the wild animals that form our listener base and also try to educate Co host Nick in the world of Hootie Nanny's. 

In this live episode, we discuss how the smallest of technologies can control the biggest parts of our lives and travel the internet to find some inspiration for the upcoming stag do for our co host Paul. 

In this live episode, we bring in the new year with some great news. One of the hosts is getting married, there's another stag do to plan and the ring is finally getting exposed, possibly putting an end to Nonce News once and for all. 

Although... something interrupts our podcast at the very end of the show.. 

In this live episode, only days away from Christmas, we do a special quiz, where we try to figure out what an earth we've been talking about this year. Some great flashbacks. 

In this live episode, with the run up to Christmas we give a fun parlour game a go, talk about Mr Kelly's misgivings and take a view on emissions in the capital city. 

In this live episode, we re-live the trauma of the night before the wedding, where Co-Host Nick is kidnapped. Yes folks, kidnapped. 

In this live episode, co-host Nick tells the story of how some key decisions resulted in him sleeping in an office, and we discuss our silly friend Oscar coming to the end of his punishment for a crime he definitely knew he was going to commit. 

In this live episode, we discuss about angry scots, making a deal with God and launch our new Fan Club!

In this live episode, co-hosts Paul and Nick discuss a shiny new vehicle bestowed upon them for a night, ask the listeners what their dream vehicle would be and Paul introduces Nick to a new world - of Yacht Rock. 

In this live episode, we tip our hats to the late great Mr Perry and talk a walk back in time to the dawn of All Hallows Eve. With some spooky ghost stories to follow, its sure to give our listeners a fright!

In this BONUS episode, we pick up a brief chat on JPS' recent ridiculousness and discuss the practicality of widening corridors in hotels. 

In this live episode, we go straight for our classic format; local news, worldwide news and horror film reviews. Keefe D won't know what's hit him.