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| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
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| Jason X (2001): More space than we need | 04 Nov 2024 | 01:12:36 | |
The story so far: After stumbling down a mysterious dried-up well and tunneling through the stone walls to search for an escape, the boys have been trapped in a mysterious, underground, 80s-era-inspired VHS rental shop called Moleman's Movie Hole for months.
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| Sellout October - Terrifier (2016): Down to clown | 28 Oct 2024 | 01:13:47 | |
The story so far: After stumbling down a mysterious dried-up well and tunneling through the stone walls to search for an escape, the boys have been trapped in a mysterious, underground, 80s-era-inspired VHS rental shop called Moleman's Movie Hole for months. Now, in their final week celebrating spooky season with Sellout October, Greg gets a mysterious note thrown down the well... | |||
| The Skeleton Key (2005): Creole beignets | 26 Aug 2024 | 01:05:24 | |
The story so far: After being trapped in an underground movie hole for months, the boys tried burrowing through the cave walls only to find themselves trapped in an underground sex dungeon. Also Dan tried to summon a demon so he got tied up. Next movie announced every Wednesday. New episodes every Monday. Follow us on the things: | |||
| Mars Men (1976) | 05 Dec 2022 | 01:00:51 | |
Join the boys on a journey into outer space as they battle martians set on taking over (or maybe just destroying) the Earth! We learn that in life you can’t always be a Ling, apply for the job of Chief Worrying Officer, discuss the only planet you really need to remember, and put together the plot for Minions 4: Mars Men 2!
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| Dead & Buried (1981) | 28 Nov 2022 | 01:29:40 | |
This episode the boys along with friend Brendan Carr discuss wood porn, pimp mortician monologues, needle to the eye stabbing, what you hide in your underwear drawer, and their love hate relationship with little Greggy. IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082242/ Like a book club but for dissecting obscure thriller, exploitation, and horror movies. Next movie announced every Wednesday. New episodes every Monday. Follow us on the things: Linktree: https://www.linktr.ee/stabbystabby Instagram: @stabbypod https://www.instagram.com/stabbypod/ Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/dp1AC Get the shirt: https://www.big-other.com/shop/p/stabby-stabby-podcast-tee | |||
| Jakob's Wife (2021) | 21 Nov 2022 | 01:25:56 | |
Join the boys as they watch a vampire called The Master expose the flaws in Barbara Crampton's marriage to Larry Fessenden. She might suck blood, but he's too busy sucking the Bible to notice. Will we learn from the film's anti-patriarchal themes, or will we get distracted by gore, furniture rearranging, precocious children, Larry's hair, and priestly forehead kisses? Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA8ALfbP_hA IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11908982/ Like a book club but for dissecting obscure thriller, exploitation, and horror movies. Next movie announced every Wednesday. New episodes every Monday. Follow us on the things: Linktree: https://www.linktr.ee/stabbystabby Instagram: @stabbypod https://www.instagram.com/stabbypod/ Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/dp1AC Get the shirt: https://www.big-other.com/shop/p/stabby-stabby-podcast-tee | |||
| Haunted (1977) | 14 Nov 2022 | 01:18:49 | |
Join the boys as they head off to an Arizona ghost town in search of a topless Native American ghost woman! While we swim in our jorts and try to figure out how reincarnation works in this film, we also start the movement to #CancelCher, fawn over Drunkle Andrew the Dirt Raker, determine why it's a "uterUS" and not a "uterME," plan out our new Derby Girl Conveyor Belt Wurlitzer Jamboree Derby pizza shop, give Greg uncomfortable compliments, and attempt to comprehend short hot dogs in long buns. A lot goes on in this episode! IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079273/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_9 Linktree: https://www.linktr.ee/stabbystabby Instagram: @stabbypod https://www.instagram.com/stabbypod/ Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/dp1AC Get the shirt: https://www.big-other.com/shop/p/stabby-stabby-podcast-tee | |||
| Ninja III: The Domination (1984) | 07 Nov 2022 | 01:24:13 | |
This week the boys put on their best ninja outfits, sexily chug some V8 juice, and aerobicize their way through Canon Films cult classic Ninja III: The Domination. Along the way they plan for Dancing April, discuss hairy cops, explore the benefits of wearing spiked shoes, and once again confess their love for actor James Hong. Never forget – only a ninja can kill a ninja. Linktree: https://www.linktr.ee/stabbystabby Instagram: @stabbypod https://www.instagram.com/stabbypod/ Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/dp1AC Get the shirt: https://www.big-other.com/shop/p/stabby-stabby-podcast-tee | |||
| Sellout October: Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982) | 31 Oct 2022 | 01:24:51 | |
The boys wrap up 2022's Sellout October with the cult classic Halloween 3: Season of the Witch! Will they unravel the mysterious death of a local father and businessman and ultimately save the children of America? Yes! But they'll get distracted discussing Tom Atkins' casual mustachioed workplace assaults, how witches and goblins make babies, and the ultimate horror-themed holiday films. Happy Halloween, everyone! IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085636/ Linktree: https://www.linktr.ee/stabbystabby Instagram: @stabbypod https://www.instagram.com/stabbypod/ Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/dp1AC Get the shirt: https://www.big-other.com/shop/p/stabby-stabby-podcast-tee | |||
| Sellout October: Freddy vs. Jason (2003) | 24 Oct 2022 | 01:28:55 | |
Join the boys for week 4 of Sellout October as they wrestle with two of horror's heavyweights in a battle to the death! We put a story outline together for The Muppets Go To Hell, wonder what other commercial IPs would make great fodder for a "vs" movie, meet the King of No Business, and all become dad's to Eric's children. Welcome to our nightmare! IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329101/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 Like a book club but for dissecting obscure thriller, exploitation, and horror movies. Next movie announced every Wednesday. New episodes every Monday. Follow us on the things: Linktree: https://www.linktr.ee/stabbystabby Instagram: @stabbypod https://www.instagram.com/stabbypod/ Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/dp1AC Get the shirt: https://www.big-other.com/shop/p/stabby-stabby-podcast-tee | |||
| Sellout October: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) | 17 Oct 2022 | 01:12:36 | |
Join the boys as we wander into a stranger's home and join a mad family for dinner. We're continuing our Sellout October streak of mainstream movies by chatting our way through the Tobe Hooper classic pondering topics like meaninglessness, what kind of luggage we'd rather be, and if it's possible to milk a dead cow. Trailer: https://youtu.be/T3TILW0O_C0 IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072271/ Like a book club but for dissecting obscure thriller, exploitation, and horror movies. Next movie announced every Wednesday. New episodes every Monday. Follow us on the things: Linktree: https://www.linktr.ee/stabbystabby Instagram: @stabbypod https://www.instagram.com/stabbypod/ Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/dp1AC Get the shirt: https://www.big-other.com/shop/p/stabby-stabby-podcast-tee | |||
| Sellout October: Hellraiser (1987) | 10 Oct 2022 | 01:15:20 | |
It’s Sellout October, baby, so break out the leather and S&M gear. Join the boys as they descend into hell and encounter a tighty-whitie cenobite, indulge themselves at the Old Country Buffet, and cream their jeans over the genius of Clive Barker. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpEQNEHKdXg Linktree: https://www.linktr.ee/stabbystabby | |||
| Sellout October: Phantasm (1979) | 03 Oct 2022 | 01:18:22 | |
Welcome to Sellout October, the month where we watch and discuss films that normal people have seen! On today's episode, we spend a lot of time in mausoleums, fight Jawas, look awesome in a black 'Cuda, and deliver ice cream right to your door with a smile and a jingle! Speaking of, for some reason this episode is the most musical one we've had yet, so enjoy our dulcet tones between discussions of "wow " tractor beams, our dreams of a Phantasm cartoon starring Flavor Flav, a Freddy Krueger/Tall Man buddy sitcom, and our unadulterated love of Reggie Bannister! IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079714/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 Like a book club but for dissecting obscure thriller, exploitation, and horror movies. Next movie announced every Wednesday. New episodes every Monday. Follow us on the things:
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| Brain Damage: Tied down and tripped out | 19 Aug 2024 | 01:18:20 | |
The story so far: After months of being trapped in an underground VHS rental store, the boys have tunneled to a new underground room. They immediately made themselves comfortable, taking in more films, and discovering hidden magical mysteries. Dan misbehaves and must take a break so Greg and Eric decide to watch a movie. This week’s selection is the Frank Henenlotter cult horror comedy Brain Damage (1988). Load up on aspirin because – “It’s the headache from hell”! Leave us a 30 second voicemail and if we like it we’ll play it on the show: (949) 4-STABBY (949-478-2229) Next movie announced every Wednesday. New episodes every Monday. Follow us on the things: | |||
| Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell (1995) | 26 Sep 2022 | 00:57:27 | |
The boys get pumped and bench press a Japanese one-man Evil Dead-sploitation flick. They get their reps in and bulk up with a demon all while chatting about horror themed gyms, showering with gasoline, and the benefits of prerecorded VHS life advice. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMQEQJFSZhk Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/dp1AC Get the shirt: https://www.big-other.com/shop/p/stabby-stabby-podcast-tee | |||
| Taxidermia (2006) | 19 Sep 2022 | 01:10:42 | |
Join the stabby fellas as they engorge themselves on three generations of the nastiest boys. Will we get swallowed up by the turmoil of a Hungarian transition from fascism to capitalism, or will we get distracted talking about chicken pecking, community vomiting, the art of autotaxidermia, and the fact that, yes, we all want tails? You can probably guess... Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgseit3KcgE IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0410730/ Like a book club but for dissecting obscure thriller, exploitation, and horror movies. Next movie announced every Wednesday. New episodes every Monday. Follow us on the things: Instagram: @stabbypod https://www.instagram.com/stabbypod/ Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/dp1AC | |||
| Neon Maniacs (1986) | 12 Sep 2022 | 01:02:32 | |
The boys battle against an army of monsters with no backstory or motivation, all while navigating high school relationships and preparing for a battle of the bands! Discussions include going "full Heine," monsters in a metal band, and Neon Maniacs Inc. IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127045/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 Like a book club but for dissecting obscure thriller, exploitation, and horror movies. Next movie announced every Wednesday. New episodes every Monday. Follow us on the things: Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/dp1AC | |||
| Test Tube Teens From The Year 2000 (1994) | 05 Sep 2022 | 01:03:45 | |
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDZVtvcL4XI IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111402/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 The boys travel back in time to 1994, before the world was taken over by an evil corporation bent on destroying all fun! While hiding out in an all girls school, they discuss Guy Fieri's Poundtown, other cool ways to kill a person, and Dad Bod Positivity! Like a book club but for dissecting obscure thriller and horror movies. Next movie announced every Wednesday. New episodes every Monday. Follow us on the things Instagram: @stabbypod https://www.instagram.com/stabbypod/ Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/dp1AC | |||
| August Under Water: Humanoids from the Deep (1980) | 29 Aug 2022 | 01:21:44 | |
Join the boys in their last entry for August Under Water as they join a divided fishing community to fight off grabby fish men who need the local women to "continue their evolution". Will they find the source of the monsters? Can you get girls with ventriloquism? Does Greg still like nudity? We find out that the answer to all of these questions is "yes". | |||
| August Under Water: Jaws 3-D (1983) | 22 Aug 2022 | 01:11:55 | |
Week 4 of August Under Water brings the boys to SeaWorld to face off against TWO great white sharks! Discussion topics include gravy blood, poorly aged 3-D effects, side sequels, and the best pants for pooping, all while the show constantly shifts gears into a Lea Thompson fancast! | |||
| August Under Water: DeepStar Six (1989) | 15 Aug 2022 | 01:16:57 | |
During this week's August Under Water, a month of celebrating the wettest horror movies we can find, the boys are joined once again by Dan from The Best Best Friends Podcast In The World (@bestbestfriendspod) to set up nukes on the ocean floor and fight an aggressive sea monster...only for their biggest enemy to be just plain old dumb mistakes. We're introduced to our very own Vore Daddy, plot out a bathtub rescue, and determine that pretty much anything can be a monster in the dark. | |||
| August Under Water: Dagon (2001) | 08 Aug 2022 | 01:01:39 | |
It's August Under Water: A month of celebrating the wettest horror movies we can find! | |||
| August Under Water: Gums (1976) | 01 Aug 2022 | 01:03:41 | |
The boys celebrate their 69th episode out on the ocean in search of the Great White Jaws -- a sexy mermaid from the deep! In this Jaws parody episode, they discuss mermaid eating practices, the best meat on the human body, "snogging," talking dogs, and Eric's school projects. Take the dive into the start of August Under Water!! | |||
| Savage (1996) | 25 Jul 2022 | 01:18:51 | |
The boys gain mysterious powers to avenge the brutal killing of their family by a VR tycoon who is trying to digitize himself to eternal life in cyberspace. Discussions range from monkey powers, nude male acting, rump wrangling, beeper questions, and hot cops in half shirts. | |||
| The Dead Next Door: Lazy day underground | 12 Aug 2024 | 01:05:35 | |
The story so far: After months of being trapped in an underground VHS rental store, the boys have found a new underground room to make their home for a bit, despite it's abnormal furnishings. Next movie announced every Wednesday. New episodes every Monday. Follow us on the things: | |||
| Alucarda (1977) | 18 Jul 2022 | 01:14:15 | |
This week, the boys don their blood-soaked habits to join a convent and make an eccentric new friend who immediately asks them to pledge their lives to her love. They'll also meet a Germanic nomad alchemist, talk about confessionals, have another orgy, survive an exorcism, and donate their bodies to the devil himself! | |||
| Body Count (1986) | 11 Jul 2022 | 01:00:51 | |
The boys go camping on an Indian burial ground and have to contend with a love triangle, fat shaming, the dirtiest shower imaginable, and the legend of a killer Shaman, while also telling stories around the campfire about orgy appetizers and Eric's ability to navigate life using only the TV Guide. | |||
| Pin (1988) | 04 Jul 2022 | 01:19:10 | |
The boys get creepy with a see-through anatomically correct medical doll and John Locke from Lost. They explore detachable penises, love music, and how to find "The Need". | |||
| Beach Babes from Beyond (1993) | 27 Jun 2022 | 01:03:14 | |
Join the boys as they steal their dad's T-bird space ship and get slathered up in BBQ sauce to hang out with their practically-homeless Uncle Bud on the sunny beaches of California. Will they win the bikini contest and save their home? Or will they get distracted by 20 minutes of dance montages, bikini blasting super powers, slimy lip-licking lawyers, and babes from outer space. | |||
| Transformations (1988) | 20 Jun 2022 | 00:54:59 | |
The boys blast into space, make love with pure evil, and spend their time oozing all over a prison planet, while discussing Arby's weddings, space Catholics, love at first sight, and Star Virgin. | |||
| What the Peeper Saw (1972) | 13 Jun 2022 | 01:11:37 | |
The boys get together to co-parent a perverted, brainy stepson and discuss peep holes, potatoes as currency, and surrealist party etiquette. | |||
| Feed (2005) | 06 Jun 2022 | 01:07:13 | |
The boys drunkenly cyberhack their way through a buffet of 2005 editing trends to save a woman from being fed to death. Also featuring kangaroo cops, horseplay.com, and nude butlers. | |||
| Santo and Blue Demon vs. Dracula and the Wolf Man (1973) | 30 May 2022 | 01:20:59 | |
The boys venture down to Mexico, don their luchador masks, and fight off old timey evil! They're joined by Dan from The Best Best Friends Podcast In The World to discuss weird wrestling move names, dad bods, backyard wrestling, luchador mythology, amazing fashion choices, and sexy wolfmen. | |||
| Human Lanterns (1982) | 23 May 2022 | 01:35:44 | |
The boys are getting ready for the lantern festival and kung fu fighting to determine who is the most popular guy in town! Featuring discussions about our sadness, eating human flesh, making lanterns out of human skin, and chicken nuggets. | |||
| America 3000 (1986) | 16 May 2022 | 01:08:40 | |
Join Greg and Dan as they revert to cavemen plugots and fight the frau in a nuclear wasteland filled with toys and seeders who are waiting for their messianic president to come and bring the new times. Confused? Same! Also featuring Captain Crunch's Oops All Berries, men doin' men, bed force one, and Ikea's mastery of laser assault weapon manuals. | |||
| Black Candles: Scrunchin' in a dungeon | 05 Aug 2024 | 00:58:25 | |
The story so far: After months of being trapped in an underground VHS rental store, the boys have decided to try tunneling their way out. Following an eerie cry, they break through a wall to find out what's happening... Next movie announced every Wednesday. New episodes every Monday. Follow us on the things: | |||
| Thou Shalt Not Kill...Except (1985) | 09 May 2022 | 01:07:28 | |
The boys are back from the war and they're fighting a hippie blood cult led by Sam Raimi in some backwoods town. Featuring a reinvention of Santa and Christmas for a more modern age, a new definition for "Miss-Piggybacking," jorts and jarts, and a discussion about moist cookies that leads them to finally learn where babies come from. | |||
| Of Unknown Origin (1983) | 02 May 2022 | 01:18:24 | |
Join the boys this week as they discuss a film from the director of Mandy’s dad where Robocop fights a big rat. They reimagine the band Kiss for an edgy, modern audience, discuss why there aren’t toys in cereal boxes anymore, and get into the joys of 80s office robots. | |||
| Chained Heat (1983) | 25 Apr 2022 | 01:20:12 | |
The boys go to women's prison and try to avoid stabbings, yard fights, and coke-dealing love triangles to get to the showers and that sweet, sweet office jacuzzi. Also featuring Greg's therapy minutes, the power of panther taxidermies, and Eric's reminder never to go to concerts. | |||
| Watchers (1988) | 18 Apr 2022 | 01:25:56 | |
The boys take on a killer government-created monster with the help of their mom and a genius dog! We talk a lot about our love for Michael Ironside, question why dogs from the 80s can eat chocolate, and discuss the ethereal existence of Bigfoot. | |||
| Beyond the Door 3 (1989) | 11 Apr 2022 | 01:30:47 | |
The boys head to Yugoslavia to witness an ancient pagan ceremony, but instead they're met with a satanic cult, christian symbolisms, virgins, and a wild choo-choo train ride from hell! | |||
| Shallow Grave (1987) | 04 Apr 2022 | 01:46:09 | |
Join the boys and guest Pat to travel south for spring break only to meet the long, hairy arm of the law. High school theater prisons, adorable Scotts, police trophies, and underaged waitresses all somehow add up to movie that caught us off guard. | |||
| Evil Toons (1992) | 28 Mar 2022 | 01:29:51 | |
The boys are once again diving into a bucket of sleaze this week. Join them as they try to clean an old house and fight off a hunky cartoon wolf, all while David Carradine creeps on them through the window. | |||
| Julie Darling (1983) | 21 Mar 2022 | 01:27:21 | |
For their 50th episode the boys discuss Dad obsession, soft drinks, toilet licking, and how long you could live trapped in a freezer. | |||
| Doctor Butcher M.D. aka Zombie Holocaust (1980) | 14 Mar 2022 | 01:18:10 | |
The boys get their hands dirty with a gore-filled, globe trotting cannibal zombie mashup featuring body wigs, severed head pillow favors, and a surprise goddess sent to foil a mad doctor. | |||
| The Jitters (1989) | 07 Mar 2022 | 01:06:58 | |
The boys dig their fangs into another vampire movie, but this one is a horror comedy...that is lacking in both the horror and the comedy. Follow us as we take a trip to Chinatown, deal with some Jiangshi, and discuss our fanboy love for James Hong! | |||
| Haunting Fear: Let's not get buried alive | 29 Jul 2024 | 00:59:07 | |
The story so far: After months of being trapped in an underground VHS rental store, the boys have decided to try tunneling their way out. Today, while digging, they begin hearing eerie cries coming through the stone... Next movie announced every Wednesday. New episodes every Monday. Follow us on the things: | |||
| The Lair of the White Worm (1988) | 28 Feb 2022 | 01:37:00 | |
Hold on to your white worms as the boys go spelunking in jolly old England in search of a sexy ancient vampire snake woman. Along the way they encounter Hugh Grant, Dr. Who, and enough psychosexual psychedelia to make you go blind. | |||
| Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned (1980) | 21 Feb 2022 | 01:24:56 | |
The boys are on the hunt for the most fearsome vampire of all -- Dracula! Join us as we dive into the Marvel Cinematic Universe with the definitely-MCU-canon English dubbed anime tv movie where Dracula 1) steals Satan's bride, 2) has a baby, and 3) eats a hamburger. And those aren't even the craziest things to happen in this weirdo film! | |||
| Ebola Syndrome (1996) | 14 Feb 2022 | 01:16:16 | |
Join the boys as they take on a listener recommendation and try to stay away from the protagonist of the movie as much as possible!!! | |||