Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast – Details, episodes & analysis

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

John Brandon, Jim Banks, Matthew Van Zandt, Vanessa

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Comedy

Frequency: 1 episode/7d. Total Eps: 567

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.

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🇩🇪 Germany - videoGames
25/07/2026
#96
🇩🇪 Germany - videoGames
24/07/2026
#96
🇩🇪 Germany - videoGames
23/07/2026
#54
🇨🇦 Canada - videoGames
11/07/2026
#55

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Tactics Ogre: Reborn Part 3 - I'm Big Slubba

Season 65 · Episode 3

Monday, September 2, 2024 • Duration 01:58:53

Square Roots - Episode 429
There's so much sports talk at the end of this episode. You've been warned. But otherwise on this episode of Square Roots we make our way through Chapter 2 in Tactics Ogre: Reborn! Jim, Vanessa and Matt are doing the chaos path, meanwhile Johnny is doing the Lawful path on Let Us Cling Together, which he may or may not regret.
Also:
- Matt Has All The Powers Of A Cellphone Now
- Deborah! I'm an Ogre!
- Always On The Short List
- Pete Gallagher With The Eyebrows
- Feet & Pet Pics Tier

This Week: Finish Chapter 2!
Next Week: Play through Brigantys Castle in Chapter 3!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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Tactics Ogre: Reborn Part 2 - That's The Ronwey

Season 65 · Episode 2

Monday, August 26, 2024 • Duration 01:31:59

Square Roots - Episode 428
Are you ready for a sublime experience of RPG tactics? What I got for you this week is a quick li'l episode of the Square classic Tactics Ogre, and you don't have to practice Santeria to understand that this means Vanessa had to call in sick. But that's okay!
Also:
- New Thing Matt Hates: Steam Charts
- The DreamCast: Improvising Beastie Boy lyrics
- A Life Sized Hank Hill Cutout
- Who Doesn't He Think Are Weiners?
- Why Are We Friends With Him?
- Gastophone the Murderer

This Week: Finish Qadriga Fortress in Tactics Ogre: Reborn / Let Us Cling Together!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 1!

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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Fallout 3 Part 2 - It's Fan Art

Season 63 · Episode 2

Monday, June 24, 2024 • Duration 02:20:58

Square Roots - Episode 419
Oh boy, there's more Fallout 3! And this time we meet Three Dog, aroo aroo aroooooo! Then we go on a caper to get a radar dish off of a lunar lander. Plus we save a boy from some ants, probably. And meet some rangers!
Also:
- The Legend of Zelda: Mysteries of Magic
- Johnny Mixes up CDI and 3D0
- They had to sit on the Gore Bags
- Cheesy Eggs Are So Gay
- We've Never Met

This Week: Complete Those! and help Three Dog fix Galaxy News Radio!
Next Week: Reunite with Daddy! And do Tenpenny Tower and steal the declaration of independence.

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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Ōkami Part 4 - The Story of a Guide Named Brady

Season 50 · Episode 4

Monday, October 3, 2022 • Duration 02:17:10

Square Roots - Episode 334
It's the story of a podcast named Square Roots! Which was bringing up four twenty somethings of its own! Some of them have hair of none, just like their fathers, and they were all alone!

Also we're playing more of Okami in this penultimate episode, fight some bosses, uncover some crimes, meet some fish, do some sidequests, and play far too much of a terrible bullshuit minigame.
Also:

- That Stupid Fish Orca!
- Johnny In A Garbage Can!
- The Voyager Theme Dirge!
- Finally, A Ghost Ship!
- More Vore!
- The Space Helmet Argument!
- Warner Herzog Impressions Are Hard!
- Issun Needs To Stop Ruining The Game!
- Big Long Glass!

This Week: We clear out the Dragon Palace!
Next Week: We finish Okami!

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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Ōkami Part 3 - The Bone Diaries

Season 50 · Episode 3

Monday, September 26, 2022 • Duration 01:42:49

Square Roots - Episode 333
Welcome to the erotic thrills of the most sensuous of late night syndicated TV shows, Square Roots Presents: The Bone Diaries. We haven't cast it yet but I assume it will have David Duchovny. But also! We play Okami and defeat the big boss, Orochi. But wait... why does the game keep going?
Also:

- The Hacking Police Uniform
- Minnie Mouse Is A Menace
- The British Are Less Greasy
- Understanding Godhood
- That Chef Really Wants To (CENSORED) Orochi
- Creepy Lips Like a Twizzler
- Vigorously Stimulate Orochi's Bell
- Time To Go To The Bone Zone

This Week: We vanquish the boss of the Moon Cave!
Next Week: We clear out the Dragon Palace!

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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Ōkami Part 2 - An Amazing Person Slash Bird

Season 50 · Episode 2

Monday, September 19, 2022 • Duration 02:30:17

Square Roots - Episode 332
It's an episode with a... fluctuating cast, but we don't let that experience this downright canine chunker! There's dog fights (but the good kind), a fire cow, a soft boi bird boi, landscape puzzles and so much more!
Also:

- Vanessa, Mother To Us All
- A Week of Almost Too Hot Amounts of Gaming News
- Movie Open Source
- Thick Zangief
- Johnny's Worst Mila Kunis Pun
- Squadala!
- One Praise For Every Minute

This Week: We clear the Gale Ruins!
Next Week: We vanquish the boss of the Moon Cave!

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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Ōkami Part 1 - A Circle Looks Like This: O

Season 50 · Episode 1

Monday, September 12, 2022 • Duration 01:59:23

Square Roots - Episode 331
Vanessa might hit peak sassy in this episode, and that's great. This chunker encompasses a heck of a lot, even if some might think it just involved walking down a hill. There's the peach lady, the orange guy, a boar balancing on a bomb, a bear balancing on a crystal, a little bug guy, a missing dog, and Johnny making the same game mistake three times over 17 years.
Also:

- Vanessa is the Champagne of Peninsulas
- Johnny Deleted His Track, Everyone Point At Him
- Tilda Swinton on the Whiteness Scale
- Matthew Getting Edged By Text
- The Terrifying Return of Baby Fresh Eyes
- Fail Son Susano

This Week: We defeat the boss of the Tsuta Ruins!
Next Week: We clear the Gale Ruins!

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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The Wolf Among Us Part 3 - That Was When Pigs Knew How to Jam

Season 49 · Episode 3

Monday, September 5, 2022 • Duration 01:55:51

Square Roots - Episode 330
Mysteries are solved, like who killed Faith and Lilly - but other mysteries go on. The Wolf Among Us ends on a satisfyingly ambiguous note - but did we enjoy the game overall? Or were we too railroaded into decisions and situations? Listen and find out!
Also:

- A Little Thrusting Music
- The G Stands for Great
- Vanessa Can Cancel Any Man
- Tell Me More About These Sex Idiots
- Vanessa Melted Her Dishwasher
- Sweet Virgin Nicotine Lips
- So Much Bigby Lore

This Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us episode 5!
Next Week: We reach the forest in Okami, probably - the vote ends in 16 hours!

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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The Wolf Among Us Part 2 - Robocopped by the Tweedles

Season 49 · Episode 2

Monday, August 29, 2022 • Duration 01:48:24

Square Roots - Episode 329

Oh boy! We find a mysterious head and this leads to all sorts of new adventures. And we've got so many cops here on Square Roots; Vanessa is the good cop, Johnny is the silent / bad cop, Jim is the grey cop, and Matthew is the vape cop. In episode 2 and 3 of The Wolf Among Us we meet interesting people and there's a mystery to be solved. An adventure is unfolding, so why not get involved?
Also:

- Johnny's Truly Outrageous
- Game Scom
- They Cannot Afford Timothy Chalomet
- The Pirate Bluebeard
- Sliding into Third

This Week: We finish episode 2 and 3!
Next Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us episode 5!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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The Wolf Among Us Part 1 - Let's Just All Lower Our Standards

Season 49 · Episode 1

Monday, August 22, 2022 • Duration 02:03:12

Square Roots - Episode 328
It's a low energy episode today because, frankly, it's just too hot here in the northern hemisphere. We can't wait for fall. But in the mean time let's go on some sweaty Toontown adventures! We explore The Wolf Among Us by Telltale Games and try to solve some crimes!
Also:

- Do Bob and Marduk kiss?
- Stiffly Weird and the Case of the Missing Ghost
- "It's Me, Blorko!"
- Harvest Valley
- Teen Raider
- Sorry, Bree
- Don't Snoop
- Bufkin Neutral
- Nolan North Mythology

This Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us: Episode One!
Next Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us: Episode Three!

Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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