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| S12E4b King Plankton -- PODCAST FINALE | 16 août 2024 | 00:37:54 | |
We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. AND THIS IS THE LAST ONE!! It was recorded in May 2021. Plankton practices ruling the world by shrinking himself down and declaring himself king of SpongeBob's aquarium. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin discuss summer in Michigan and this month's quiz is Which Season? Thanks to everyone who has listened to our wee show over the last few years. SquareCast Out! [drops mic] | |||
| S11E16a My Leg! | 09 août 2024 | 00:36:31 | |
We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in February 2020. Once Fred's leg has finally healed up, SpongeBob is determined to keep it safe. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin discuss Girl Scout Cookie season and we have no idea what's coming up ahead of us. This month's quiz is based on General SpongeBob. | |||
| S11E5 The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom | 02 août 2024 | 00:36:09 | |
We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in October 2020. The Flying Dutchman wants to make sure SpongeBob and his pals are scared this Halloween. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin discuss the complexities of formal education during the days of COVID and this month's quiz is based on The Flying Dutchman. | |||
| S8E23 It's a SpongeBob Christmas | 26 juil. 2024 | 00:47:40 | |
We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in December 2020. Plankton tries to convince SpongeBob to transform everybody in Bikini Bottom into jerks by feeding them his special jerktonium-laced fruitcakes in order to get his Christmas wish—the Krabby Patty secret formula. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin discuss winter footwear and this month's quiz is based on General SpongeBob Stuff. | |||
| S5E16b Stanley S SquarePants | 19 juil. 2024 | 00:31:23 | |
We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in September 2021. SpongeBob is visited by his accident-prone cousin, Stanley. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin may be in the market for a new car and this month's quiz is based on Family. | |||
| S5E12 Atlantis SquarePantis | 12 juil. 2024 | 00:36:08 | |
We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in October 2021. SpongeBob and the gang travel to the Lost City of Atlantis. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin prepare for Halloween and this month's quiz is based on David Bowie. | |||
| S4E09b Mrs Puff, You're Fired | 05 juil. 2024 | 00:35:22 | |
We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in April 2021. Thanks to SpongeBob's inability to pass his boating exam, Mrs Puff is fired and replaced by a much stricter teacher. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin compare horrendous exercise regimes and this month's quiz is based on Sandy Cheeks. | |||
| S3E20 SpongeBob Meets the Strangler / Pranks a Lot | 25 sept. 2023 | 00:42:49 | |
After an 18-month break, join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss both segments of the final episode of the third season, SpongeBob Meets the Strangler and Pranks a Lot. SpongeBob makes an enemy of the Tattletale Strangler, and then SpongeBob and Patrick have ghostly fun at the expense of the Bikini Bottom residents. Elsewhere, your hosts discuss the possible future of the podcast and wonder if the week that Stelly has a cold was the best week for the big comeback. | |||
| S3E19 The Sponge Who Could Fly | 25 avr. 2022 | 00:32:14 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the nineteenth episode of the third season, The Sponge Who Could Fly. SpongeBob attracts the attention of the residents of Bikini Bottom when he attempts flight. Elsewhere, is off to Washington DC next week, while Gavin speculates on the salary and schedule of airline pilots. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com Twitter: @sbsquarecast | |||
| S3E18b Plankton's Army | 18 avr. 2022 | 00:25:34 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the eighteenth episode of the third season, Plankton's Army. Plankton enlists the help of his family as he once again attempts to steal the Krabby Patty formula. Elsewhere, Stelly's piano playing has come on leaps and bounds and Gavin is surprised by Bono's height. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com Twitter: @sbsquarecast | |||
| S3E18a Missing Identity | 11 avr. 2022 | 00:25:37 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the eighteenth episode of the third season, Missing Identity. SpongeBob has an existential crisis when he misplaced his name badge. Elsewhere, Stelly is the proud owner of a tiny piano while Gavin has a new second favorite film ever. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com Twitter: @sbsquarecast | |||
| S3E17b The Camping Episode | 04 avr. 2022 | 00:25:11 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the seventeenth episode of the third season, The Camping Episode. Squidward goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick but clearly isn't aware of the laws of the wild. Elsewhere, Stelly is a David Tennant completionist while Gavin is unappreciated in his own time. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com Twitter: @sbsquarecast | |||
| S3E17a Krabby Land | 28 mars 2022 | 00:42:12 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the seventeenth episode of the third season, Krabby Land. SpongeBob wants to learn the true meaning of summer, while Mr Krabs sees an opportunity to make some money out of kids on break. Elsewhere, Stelly remembers an rainy visit to Hershey Park, Gavin discusses unexpected consequences of sitting on a kerb, and this month's quiz is all about Gary the Snail. This episode was previously released on Patreon. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com Twitter: @sbsquarecast | |||
| S3E16b I Had an Accident | 21 mars 2022 | 00:22:04 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the sixteenth episode of season three, I Had an Accident. An accident results in SpongeBob breaking his bottom and he confines himself indoors to protect himself from further damage. Elsewhere, Stelly imagines an opera starring Oprah while Gavin surprises his co-host by being Scottish. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com | |||
| S3E16a Born Again Krabs | 14 mars 2022 | 00:19:12 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the sixteenth episode of season three, Born Again Krabs. Mr Krabs is forced to change his ways when he is rushed to the hospital after eating a dodgy Krabby Patty. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin are both a little distracted by the BAFTA Film Awards that's silently playing on a screen as they record. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com | |||
| S3E15a The Great Snail Race | 07 mars 2022 | 00:27:20 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fifteenth episode of season three, The Great Snail Race. SpongeBob gets jealous when Squidward takes delivery of a purebred racing snail. Elsewhere, Stelly gives her views on The Batman while Gavin complains about the price of frozen drinks at the cinema. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com | |||
| S3E14 Ugh | 28 févr. 2022 | 00:27:31 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the fourteenth episode of season three, Ugh. It's a SpongeBob Special where we see the gang in a 1,000,000 BC type thing, plus Patchy the Pirate. Elsewhere, Stelly has had a cultural weekend while Gavin's reason for having facial hair is revealed. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com | |||
| S3E13b Clams | 14 févr. 2022 | 00:24:34 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the thirteenth episode of season three, Clams. After making his millionth dollar, Mr Krabs takes SpongeBob and Squidward out for some clam-fishing. Elsewhere, Stelly feels sorry for Wales, while Gavin contemplates a lawsuit from Adele. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com | |||
| S3E13a New Student Starfish | 07 févr. 2022 | 00:26:14 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the thirteenth episode of season three, New Student Starfish. Spongebob takes Patrick to boating school where the pair of them do little to impress Mrs Puff. Elsewhere, Stelly celebrates five days off school thanks to weather, while Gavin marvels at the idea of a two-hour Postman Pat movie. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com | |||
| S3E12b Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V | 31 janv. 2022 | 00:27:11 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the twelfth episode of season three, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V. Barnacle Boy is sick of being a sidekick and moves to the dark side. Elsewhere, Stelly has watched a lot of substandard basketball while Gavin states on audio that Jaws 2 is better than Jaws. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com | |||
| S3E12a Chocolate With Nuts | 24 janv. 2022 | 00:33:06 | |
This episode was previously released to our Patreon Subscribers. Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the twelfth episode of season three, Chocolate With Nuts. SpongeBob and Patrick are inspired by Squidward's magazine to become entrepreneurs and endeavor to become successful chocolate salespeople, employing any means necessary. Elsewhere, Stelly discusses her first performance at a poetry Open Mic, while Gavin, in an attempt to create something different for patrons, has constructed a fiendish quiz that ends up costing him money. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com | |||
| S3E11 Party Pooper Pants | 17 janv. 2022 | 00:26:43 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the eleventh episode of season three, Party Pooper Pants. SpongeBob decides to throw a house party and is distressed when his guests fail to follow the rules. Elsewhere, Stelly is learning a Nine Inch Nails song on guitar while Gavin discusses the etiquette of party attendance timeliness. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com | |||
| S3E10b Krusty Krab Training Video | 10 janv. 2022 | 00:25:14 | |
IT'S EPISODE 100!! Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the tenth episode of season three, Krusty Krab Training Video. A strange episode where we're given access to the Krusty Krab's onboarding processes. Elsewhere, Stelly had a successful Christmas in Connecticut, while Gavin explains the disaster levels of weather that had to be experienced when he was at school before he'd get an inside recess (playtime). | |||
| S3E10a Wet Painters | 03 janv. 2022 | 00:38:49 | |
This episode was previously released to our Patreon Subscribers. Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the tenth episode of season three, Wet Painters. Confusion at the Krusty Krab leads SpongeBob and Patrick to decorate Mr Krabs house as punishment, but there's a catch: the paint is permanent, and there's scope for an awful lot to go wrong. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin chat through lockdown (dull), Lansing's downtown treats (none), and Biggby's mocha lattes (expensive), before Stella practices her pronunciation of Eastern European episode title alternatives (potentially problematic). Meanwhile, Gavin has devised a devilish character-based quiz for this month. How much will Stelly add to her college fund? | |||
| S3E9b Rock-a-Bye Bivalve | 20 déc. 2021 | 00:24:32 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the ninth episode of season three, Rock-a-Bye Bivalve. SpongeBob and Patrick play parents to a baby clam, but Patrick's contribution leaves a lot to be desired. Elsewhere, Stelly is preparing for Christmas back East, while Gavin is looking forward to getting his money's worth out of his cinema loyalty card thing. If you celebrate it, have a wonderful Christmas and we'll be back in 2022! Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com | |||
| S3E9a Krab Borg | 13 déc. 2021 | 00:23:36 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the ninth episode of season three, Krab Borg. After watching a late-night scary movie, SpongeBob becomes convinced that Mr. Krabs is a robot. Elsewhere, Stelly has been icing festive cookies, while Gavin laments not being able to moonwalk. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com | |||
| S3E8b Squilliam's Return | 06 déc. 2021 | 00:22:04 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the eighth episode of season three, Squilliam's Return. Squidward is determined to impress Squilliam by pretending to be the owner of a five-star restaurant. Elsewhere, Stelly talks hats while Gavin's poor head has been pelted with hail. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com | |||
| S3E8a No Weenies Allowed | 29 nov. 2021 | 00:23:43 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the eighth episode of season three, No Weenies Allowed. SpongeBob is determined to gain admittance to a club for tough guys despite being a bit of a weenie. Elsewhere, Stelly claims to have had a moldy cheese finger, while Gavin shares his Thanksgiving asparagus recipe that was, in his words, a bit special. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com | |||
| S3E7b Can You Spare a Dime | 15 nov. 2021 | 00:25:04 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the seventh episode of season three, Can You Spare a Dime. Squidward quits his job at The Krusty Krab and ends up mooching off of SpongeBob. Elsewhere, Stelly's birthday is approaching while Gavin has some tips to avoid a house full of smoke from burnt bacon. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com | |||
| S3E7a As Seen on TV | 08 nov. 2021 | 00:24:07 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the seventh episode of season three, As Seen on TV. Mr. Krabs makes a commercial for The Krusty Krab and inadvertently makes SpongeBob a star in his own head. Elsewhere, Stelly recaps a successful soccer season, while Gavin wonders why he's never heard the Banana Don story before.. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com | |||
| S3E6b One Krabs Trash | 01 nov. 2021 | 00:22:15 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the sixth episode of season three, One Krabs Trash. Mr. Krabs sells a hat he finds in the trash to SpongeBob, unaware that it's potentially worth a million dollars. Elsewhere, Stelly is ready for Halloween, and Gavin has instructions for her to return with Snickers and cheese, preferably sharp cheddar. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com | |||
| S3E5b Doing Time | 25 oct. 2021 | 00:24:06 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fifth episode of season three, Doing Time. Mrs Puff finds herself behind bars once again, and enjoying some time away from SpongeBob who is determined to set her free. Elsewhere, Stelly is celebrating being hat-trick hero in her soccer team this weekend, while Gavin admires the work ethic of Stelly's friend, Jay Jay. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/spongebobsquarecast) | |||
| S3E5a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV | 18 oct. 2021 | 00:26:24 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fifth episode of season three, Nasty Patty. SpongeBob happens upon Mermaid Man's utility belt and learns for him that with great power comes great irresponsibility. Elsewhere, Stelly has recovered from her bout of COVID while Gavin ponders the point of pestering Tom Kenny. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.com Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/spongebobsquarecast) | |||
| S3E6a Snowball Effect | 11 oct. 2021 | 00:38:55 | |
Stelly is sick this week, so we're pulling an upcoming episode previously released to our Patreon subscribers. Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss Stelly's sixth pick from future seasons, Snowball Effect. SpongeBob and Patrick are enjoying a snowball war while a reluctant Squidward has hopes that one of them gets hurt. Elsewhere, Stelly is another year older and is looking forward to a Thanksgiving feast, while Gavin reminisces of snowball fights of yore and wonders how difficult it would be to get in touch with the show's writers. As usual, Stelly faces a devilish quiz, this time with a bank-bursting potential prize money at stake. | |||
| S3E4b Idiot Box | 04 oct. 2021 | 00:31:09 | |
This episode was previously released to our Patreon Subscribers. Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fourth episode of season three, Idiot Box. SpongeBob and Patrick have fun using their imaginations inside a cardboard box, frustrating Squidward who fears he is missing out. Elsewhere, Stelly tries to explain why Snow Days are still a thing in these days of virtual learning, Gavin is disappointed to learn he could've gotten some help shoveling the driveway, and this month's quiz is all about King Neptune. | |||
| S3E4a Nasty Patty | 27 sept. 2021 | 00:23:58 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fourth episode of season three, Nasty Patty. A health inspector visits The Krusty Krab but when Mr Krabs suspects him of being an imposter, he and SpongeBob take drastic measures. Elsewhere, Stelly had her first taste of playing with the half-time Marching Band, while Gavin laments that school sports were never as popular back in Scotland. | |||
| S3E3b The Bully | 20 sept. 2021 | 00:22:52 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the third episode of season three, The Bully. A new student at the Boating School takes an instant dislike to SpongeBob and promises to beat him up. Elsewhere, Stelly's teeth are falling out of her head at an alarming rate while Gavin's feeling the effects of his Sunday starting at 6am. | |||
| S3E3a Just One Bite | 13 sept. 2021 | 00:28:23 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the third episode of season three, Just One Bite. SpongeBob is shocked to learn that Squidward has never eaten a Krabby Patty and sets out to right this wrong. Elsewhere, Stelly is back after hurricane chasing during the summer, while Gavin reflects on another passing birthday and his hatred for Dr. Pepper and baby corn. | |||
| S3E2b My Pretty Seahorse | 31 mai 2021 | 00:29:48 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the second episode of season three, My Pretty Seahorse. SpongeBob befriends a seahorse which causes predictable havoc at the Krusty Krab. Elsewhere, Stelly is looking forward to a neighborhood bonfire while Gavin is demob happy as we put a bow on our third season of the podcast. | |||
| S3E2a Camp SpongeBob | 24 mai 2021 | 00:22:49 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the second episode of season three, Camp SpongeBob. SpongeBob and Patrick's new club make Squidward jealous until he ends up joining them lost in the Kelp Forest. Elsewhere, a sleepy Stelly was up early while Gavin reveals a strange love for Eurovision voting. | |||
| S3E1b SpongeGuard on Duty | 17 mai 2021 | 00:26:56 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of season three, SpongeGuard on Duty. SpongeBob fakes his abilities as a lifeguard so he can hang out with Larry the Lobster and be a cool dude. Elsewhere, Stelly is making new friends in the neighborhood while Gavin fears the garbage truck of life. | |||
| S3E1a The Algae's Always Greener | 10 mai 2021 | 00:27:51 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of season three, The Algae's Always Greener. Plankton's latest effort to steal a Krabby Patty manages to create an alternate universe where he is in charge of the Krusty Krab. Elsewhere, Stelly is preparing for a soccer game against a long-forgotten town, while Gavin ponders the terror of facing a penalty shot in Shinty. | |||
| S2E20b Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm | 03 mai 2021 | 00:27:34 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the final segment of season two, Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm. Bikini Bottom is terrorized by a huge, hungry worm and only Sandy and SpongeBob are brave enough to take it on. Elsewhere, Stelly reflects on her Clash cover from the Patreon episode last week, while Gavin tells a joke about a pole vaulter that's older than he is. | |||
| S2E20a Squid on Strike | 19 avr. 2021 | 00:26:42 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the twentieth episode of season two, Squid on Strike. Squidward and SpongeBob take drastic action when Mr. Krabs stops paying their wages. Elsewhere, Stelly does her best once again to describe Discord, while Gavin is shocked to discover that 1995 wasn't five years ago. | |||
| S2E19b The Fry Cook Games | 12 avr. 2021 | 00:23:55 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the nineteenth episode of season two, The Fry Cook Games. SpongeBob and Patrick are pitted against one another as Mr. Krabs and Plankton reignite an old sporting rivalry. Elsewhere, Stelly's javascript is coming on leaps and bounds, while Gavin remembers London 2012 and an old joke of his father's that hasn't aged well. | |||
| S2E19a Jellyfish Hunter | 05 avr. 2021 | 00:25:23 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the nineteenth episode of season two, Jellyfish Hunter. SpongeBob discovers that jellyfish jam is the perfect addition to the Krabby Patty, so Mr Krabs orders him to hunt down every last jellyfish he can find. Elsewhere, Stelly is developing a love for vinyl records and McDonald's fries, while Gavin regrets leaving so much of his stuff back in Scotland. | |||
| S2E18b Artist Unknown | 29 mars 2021 | 00:29:32 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the eighteenth episode of season two, Artist Unknown. Squidward starts work as an art teacher and is enraged when his only student, SpongeBob, is a more talented artist. Elsewhere, Stelly has finally begun soccer practice, while Gavin denies knowledge of the whereabouts of the original American Gothic. | |||
| S2E18a Sailor Mouth | 22 mars 2021 | 00:24:53 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the eighteenth episode of season two, Sailor Mouth. Taking out the trash, SpongeBob learns some new words from graffiti on the dumpster, which gets him and Patrick into trouble with Mr Krabs. Elsewhere, Stelly recaps her final day of Girl Scout Cookie sales, while Gavin has to source an mp3 of dolphin chatter. | |||
| S2E17b I'm With Stupid | 15 mars 2021 | 00:27:34 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the seventeenth episode of season two, I'm With Stupid. Patrick's parents are due to visit and he worries that they think he's stupid, so SpongeBob signs up to take the fall for him. Elsewhere, Stelly reveals her dislike of the saxophone is due to a dance game on the Wii, while Gavin, not for the first time, underestimates Kazahkstan. | |||
| S2E17a Procrastination | 08 mars 2021 | 00:29:58 | |
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the sixteenth episode of season two, Procrastination. SpongeBob has an assignment to complete for boating school, but finds himself distracted as the deadline approaches. Elsewhere, Stelly is in a determined mood as she challenges herself to 10,000 steps a day, while Gavin has the geography of his neighborhood explained to him. | |||