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| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| DS9 S1E10 "Move Along Home" | 24 Mar 2025 | 00:57:29 | |
they just named him that cause he got that dog dick | |||
| DS9 S5E7 "Let He Who is Without Sin..." | 12 Mar 2025 | 01:14:49 | |
congratulations, it's a bottom! | |||
| Voyager 3.12 "Macrocosm" | 23 Feb 2025 | 01:03:48 | |
you’re gonna have to get a whole lot more human sized jars and start farting in them | |||
| Enterprise S1E7 "The Andorian Incident" | 18 Feb 2025 | 01:00:59 | |
i’mma be turtle turtule turtle up in that pussy | |||
| VOY S2E25 "Resolutions" | 11 Feb 2025 | 00:55:49 | |
i’m gonna be the only one drinking soylent at this orgy | |||
| DS9 S6E18 "Inquisition" | 07 Feb 2025 | 00:58:20 | |
that’s the stinky man who stuffed me up his butthole | |||
| Star Trek: Section 31 (2024) | 30 Jan 2025 | 01:15:12 | |
ball is life | |||
| TAS S1E14 "The Slaver Weapon" | 23 Jan 2025 | 00:41:13 | |
gettin dome, readin sherlock holmes | |||
| DS9 S6E10 "The Magnificent Ferengi" | 23 Jan 2025 | 01:05:28 | |
get it? cause I’m gonna fuck your wife later | |||
| TAS S1E13 "The Ambergris Element" | 12 Jan 2025 | 00:59:07 | |
why does a fish need tits? | |||
| Lower Decks S5E10 "The New Next Generation" | 03 Jan 2025 | 01:02:55 | |
eat that thing like a chicken wing | |||
| Lower Decks S5E9 "Fissure Quest" | 18 Dec 2024 | 00:57:24 | |
that’s where the tragic happens | |||
| Lower Decks S5E8 "Upper Decks" | 08 Dec 2024 | 00:56:21 | |
anal training day | |||
| Lower Decks S5E7 "Fully Dilated" | 30 Nov 2024 | 00:48:59 | |
how dare you give me juggling porn | |||
| Lower Decks S5E6 "Of Gods and Angles" | 25 Nov 2024 | 00:51:38 | |
don’t you dare flush it | |||
| Lower Decks S5E5 "Starbase 80?!" | 15 Nov 2024 | 00:52:22 | |
house of leaves dick over here | |||
| Lower Decks S5E4 "A Farewell to Farms" | 09 Nov 2024 | 00:58:35 | |
wait...you didn’t have uncle fingerbang time? | |||
| Lower Decks S5E3 "The Best Exotic Nanite Hotel" | 06 Nov 2024 | 00:57:44 | |
baby made a chocolate strawberry | |||
| Lower Decks S5E1&2 "Dos Cerritos & Shades of Green" | 28 Oct 2024 | 01:15:46 | |
hit you with the stinky mop | |||
| ENT S4E19 "In a Mirror, Darkly Pt. 2" | 20 Oct 2024 | 00:59:43 | |
that’s not the only thing that’s nine inches | |||
| ENT S4E18 "In a Mirror, Darkly" | 11 Oct 2024 | 01:09:49 | |
felcher lives with chevy chaser | |||
| TOS S1E24 "Space Seed" | 05 Oct 2024 | 01:10:22 | |
I'm ready to take your stool sample [slurping] | |||
| Prelude to Axanar | 29 Sep 2024 | 01:03:59 | |
ezekiel 23:20 baby | |||
| TNG S5E5 "Disaster" | 13 Sep 2024 | 01:09:46 | |
...are you pooping out of your cock? | |||
| Prodigy S2E19&20 "Ouroboros Pt. 1&2" | 07 Sep 2024 | 01:13:30 | |
Murf, why do you have a drawer full of peoples' IDs? | |||
| Prodigy S2E17&18 "Brink & Touch of Grey" | 31 Aug 2024 | 01:06:33 | |
it's a problemtunity...for you to stick a fuckin gun in your mouth | |||
| Prodigy S2E15&16 "Ascension Pt. 1&2" | 23 Aug 2024 | 01:03:14 | |
who am i to judge the morality of muppets? | |||
| Prodigy S2E13&14 "A Tribble Called Quest & Cracked Mirror" | 16 Aug 2024 | 01:00:06 | |
they need some Bostonites, they need some guys | |||
| Prodigy S2E11&12 "Last Flight of the Protostar Pt. 1&2" | 10 Aug 2024 | 01:02:19 | |
masterhatur makes you think, baby | |||
| Prodigy S2E9&10 "The Devourer of All Things Pt. 1&2" | 04 Aug 2024 | 01:00:27 | |
i wanna see what they leave in that toilet | |||
| Prodigy S2E7&8 "The Fast and the Curious" & "Is There in Beauty No Truth?" | 27 Jul 2024 | 00:57:57 | |
you’re surrounded by millions if not billions of sperm ghosts | |||
| Prodigy S2E5&6 "The Mystery Spiral" & "Imposter Syndrome" | 22 Jul 2024 | 00:59:33 | |
van morrison used to be called sedan morrison before he got fat | |||
| Prodigy S2E4 "Temporal Mechanics 101" | 16 Jul 2024 | 00:59:20 | |
let's just say he ate a grand slam breakfast | |||
| Prodigy S2E3 "Who Saves the Saviors" | 12 Jul 2024 | 00:57:35 | |
why would I go to Italy when I could eat of a dumpster? | |||
| Prodigy S2E1-2 "Into the Breach Parts 1&2" | 07 Jul 2024 | 01:06:12 | |
if you can’t watch your customers poop what’s the point of opening a restaurant? | |||
| DS9 S6E2 "Rocks and Shoals" | 29 Jun 2024 | 00:55:08 | |
they just follow the dick trail he leaves in the sand | |||
| DS9 S6E23 "Profit and Lace" | 23 Jun 2024 | 00:58:37 | |
what do you think quark’s pussy would smell like? | |||
| TNG S2E9 "The Measure of a Man" | 14 Jun 2024 | 01:18:13 | |
local jack office | |||
| Discovery S5E10 "Life, Itself" | 04 Jun 2024 | 01:25:31 | |
it also shit my pants | |||
| Discovery S5E9 "Lagrange Point" | 04 Jun 2024 | 00:49:37 | |
if I sit down right now it's gonna be a brown captain's chair | |||
| Discovery S5E8 "Labyrinths" | 21 May 2024 | 01:08:00 | |
from now on, Booker is the only person that comes on away missions. that's my final decision. | |||
| Discovery S5E7 "Erigah" | 16 May 2024 | 01:37:27 | |
their big defining trait is codependency | |||
| Discovery S5E6 "Whistlespeak" | 08 May 2024 | 01:04:53 | |
is that a virtual boy? | |||
| Discovery S5E5 "Mirrors" | 01 May 2024 | 01:28:29 | |
flash backshots | |||
| Discovery S5E4 "Face the Strange" | 23 Apr 2024 | 00:56:29 | |
acckkk tu, Brute? | |||
| Discovery S5E3 "Jinaal" | 15 Apr 2024 | 01:23:53 | |
handsome, erudite, and hung like a mf'in donkey | |||
| Discovery S5E2 "Under the Twin Moons" | 10 Apr 2024 | 01:20:04 | |
I never thought of using beef rib meat. God damn! | |||
| Discovery S5E1 "Red Directive" | 08 Apr 2024 | 01:14:13 | |
Soy Shrek | |||
| TNG S7E2 "Liaisons" | 01 Apr 2024 | 00:49:34 | |
he was prepared to let Picard raw. him. out. | |||
| TNG S1E3 "Code of Honor" | 25 Mar 2024 | 01:07:23 | |
Data stores his farts in the scrotum | |||