Susie Dent and Gyles Brandreth invite you to enhance your vocabulary, uncover the hidden origins of language and share their love of words in this award-winning podcast.
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Wow, this is the final episode of Something Rhymes With Purple. Susie, Gyles, and all of us at Purple HQ want to say a massive THANK YOU for being the best audience in the whole wide world.
We have had such fun making these episodes, and of course we had to finish with a listener correspondence special.
Thank you for an amazing 5 years. SRWP - over and out!
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Enjoy Susie’s Trio for the week:
Optriculum: Something whose name you can’t remember for the moment.
Discumgalligumfricated:Greatly astonished but pleased.
Hiptiminigy: A cry that expressed exuberance of spirit.
Gyles' poem this week was the infamous 'Our Revels Now Are Ended' quote by Prospero in The Tempest by William Shakespeare
Our revels now are ended. These our actors,
As I foretold you, were all spirits and
Are melted into air, into thin air:
And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,
The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces,
The solemn temples, the great globe itself,
Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve
And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,
Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff
As dreams are made on, and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep.
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Portcullis
Season 1 · Episode 276
Tuesday, July 16, 2024 • Duration 42:37
Ah, it's the penultimate week for our fantastic podcast. Join Susie and Gyles as they unpack the wondorous world of castles.
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Enjoy Susie’s Trio for the week:
Hassock: Kneeler in a church.
Quisquous: Difficult to handle.
Umbriferous: Giving shade.
Gyles' poem this week was 'Buckingham Palace' by A.A. Milne
They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace -
Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
Alice is marrying one of the guard.
"A soldier's life is terrible hard,"
Says Alice.
They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace -
Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
We saw a guard in a sentry-box.
"One of the sergeants looks after their socks,"
Says Alice.
They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace -
Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
We looked for the King, but he never came.
"Well, God take care of him, all the same,"
Says Alice.
They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace -
Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
They've great big parties inside the grounds.
"I wouldn't be King for a hundred pounds,"
Says Alice.
They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace -
Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
A face looked out, but it wasn't the King's.
"He's much too busy a-signing things,"
Says Alice.
They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace -
Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
"Do you think the King knows all about me?"
"Sure to, dear, but it's time for tea,"
Says Alice.
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Murdre
Season 1 · Episode 267
Tuesday, May 14, 2024 • Duration 39:24
Join Susuie and Gyles this week as they unravel the linguistic roots behind murder. From the ancient origins of 'homicide' to the sinister evolution of 'assassination', we uncover the words we use to describe humanity's darkest deeds.
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Enjoy Susie’s Trio for the week:
Suasible: Susceptible to persuasion.
Rannygazoo: Nonsense.
Fudgel: To make a big show of working whilst doing nothing at all.
Gyles' poem this week was 'The Stern Parent' by Harry Graham
Father heard his Children scream,
So he threw them in the stream,
Saying, as he drowned the third,
"Children should be seen, not heard!"
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Gymnasium
Season 1 · Episode 179
Tuesday, September 6, 2022 • Duration 42:56
We’re always impressed with how Gyles manages to hot foot around the country with such speed, what is his fitness regime? So, it is back to the gymnasium this week, fully clothed this time, to discuss the many different forms of exercise from the equipment to the ever-expanding number of classes. Eavesdrop on us and hear how Susie demonstrates her burpee.
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Enjoy Susie’s Trio for the week:
Kackle stomached – to have your stomach turned easily
Linnard: to be a slow eater, the last to finish a meal
Norman: to be tyrannical
Gyles' poem this week are:
You Still Don’t Understand by Jane Mcculloch
I tried to tell you in a letter,
Now I’ll tell you in a verse.
When good no one was better,
When bad no one was worse.
Dedicatory Ode by Hilaire Belloc (Verse 10)
From quiet homes and first beginning,
to the undiscovered ends,
there's nothing worth the wear of winning,
but laughter and the love of friends.
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Barocco
Season 1 · Episode 178
Tuesday, August 30, 2022 • Duration 37:13
Building on our recent fascination with cathedrals, this week we cast our architectural net a bit wider by taking a look at the other wonderful structures we walk past every day. Eavesdrop on us as we delve beneath the facade and open a window on everything from Bauhaus to Gothic, whilst being a little arch along the way.
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Enjoy Susie’s Trio for the week:
Scripturiant: having a strong urge to write.
Patrizate: to imitate one's fathers or forebears.
Catillate: to lick the dishes clean.
Gyles' poem this week was 'The Living Proof' by Roger McGough
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kê-tsiap
Season 1 · Episode 177
Tuesday, August 23, 2022 • Duration 42:33
What’s small and red and speaks with a husky voice? A hoarse radish! (groan!) And Purple People, that’s what we have on the table for you today.
We are exploring the condiments box so pull up a chair and get ready for some spicy chat!
We’ll learn how a fishy trade with South East Asia gave us one of our most beloved red accompaniments, before we stop off at Branston Lodge in Burton-upon-Trent to taste one of the most popular pickles around.
Elsewhere, Gyles takes us on a saucy tour of the Houses of Parliament and Susie explains why being 'mustard' is a compliment you should be happy to receive.
We’ll hear from some wonderful Purple People in this week's correspondence and Gyles finds inspiration in the nation's favourite brown sauce for today’s poem.
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Enjoy Susie’s Trio for the week:
Äugend and Addend. - In a simple equation, (e.g. 3+4) The first number is the augend and the number that is added to it is the addend.
Amatorculist - Someone who trifles with your emotions and leaves you heartbroken.
Hirquiticke: a horny teenager; "one past fourteene yeeres of age, beginning to bee moved with Venus delight" (Henry Cockeram, An English Dictionary, 1623)
Gyles’ poem was: Mary Wilson - On the Death of Harold Wilson
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Titamatorta
Season 1 · Episode 176
Tuesday, August 16, 2022 • Duration 38:30
Susie and Gyles are going hammer and tongs at the English language today as they deconstruct the world of DIY…
Come learn why the vice isn’t as vicious as it may seem, what the saxons and the saw have in common and why the “saw” also “see’s”.
Gyles and Susie, share their despair at their own DIY abilities and although Gaffa tape is Gyles’ solution to all his DIY needs Susie explains why (at least in the DIY world) Gyles will never be ‘The Gaffa’.
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Enjoy Susie’s Trio for the week:
Umbethink: To ruminate or ponder
Eilkrankheit: Hurry sickness Sloomy:
Languorous Gyles' poem was 'Where the Mind is without' by Rabindranath Tagore
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Ultracrepidarian
Season 1 · Episode 175
Tuesday, August 9, 2022 • Duration 46:47
Put your best foot forward and join us as we march through the sole-ful language of shoes. There’s no loafing around as we find out what links your pumps to ocean liners, the beach snacks that lend their name to winklepickers, and the connection between the boot of your car and the boots on your feet. Plus there’s a rumour going round that Gyles wears socks with his crocs… or is that a load of old cobblers?
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With on Instagram or you can email us here: purple@somethinelse.com
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Enjoy Susie’s Trio for the week:
Ultracrepidarian - a presumptuous critic who offers an opinion on matters far outside their sphere of knowledge
Estivate - to retire for the summer
Charente - a sudden burst of productive energy similar to a fit-of-the-clevers
Gyles' poem was Galoshes by Paul Jennings A Somethin’ Else & Sony Music Entertainment production.
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Feles
Season 1 · Episode 174
Tuesday, August 2, 2022 • Duration 38:26
Psssss psssss... Over here Purple People! It’s your weekly dose of the English language where Susie and Gyles let the cat out the bag about all those word myths you’ve always wondered about!
And speaking about cats, today’s episode will be all about our feline friends.
Gyles and Susie’s cats have been regular guests on the podcast so today, Susie will uncover the link between cats in bags and pigs in a poke, how an affection for the name ‘Margeret’ gave us our moggy cat and why being greedy led to skinning cats (but not literally thankfully)!
Gyles turns film critic and shares his opinion on the 2019 musical film based on T.S.Eliot’s poems, Cats, and we also get to discuss another classic British film when we explore why we find it difficult to herd cats.
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Enjoy Susie’s Trio for the week:
Lack-linen - shirtless
Rakehelly - wild; dissolute; rakehell
Sluggardize - to make lazy
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Cackletub
Season 1 · Episode 173
Tuesday, July 26, 2022 • Duration 42:40
Recorded on the hottest day of the year where better to seek some solace than within the cool walls of a cathedral? Take a seat as we take in the nautical origins of the nave, the link between the spire and an arrow, and we learn why you might literally be hanging on the words delivered from the pulpit. Also in the show, we answer some brilliant listener questions and Gyles recounts one of his finest tales about losing his grip in Canterbury Cathedral.
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Enjoy Susie’s Trio for the week:
Immoment – of no importance at all.
Guttle – to drink thirstily
Kissing-crust – when one crust touches another in the oven
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