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Brace yourselves — this one's not for the faint of fart. In this episode of Smack Talk City we unleash the most vile, gut-wrenching, toilet-clogging tales of bowel destruction ever told. From public bathroom war zones to personal wipe out stories, nothing is sacred. 

We also dig into Netflix’s Poop Deck — a documentary so disturbingly detailed, it’ll make you question your next burrito. It's filthy, it's funny, it's flush-worthy. 

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In this episode of Smack Talk City, your favourite unqualified linguists crack open a bottle and attempt to decode the phrases used by the kids.

A Gen Z Jedi mind trick? We dive headfirst into the chaos, armed with whiskey, wild guesses, and absolutely no research. Tune in for the banter, stay for the breakdown—and remember, in Smack Talk City, the vibes are strong but the facts are optional. 

Chemtrail conspiracy and please Primarni, sort your changing rooms out!!

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Eventually we get to the subject of the podcast but not before we discuss some UFOs sucking off farmers, biscuit of the week and drop in the usual Partridge references, 12" plate 

But what animals would make the best spies for intelligence gathering or assassination tasks ?  A London pigeon, a snake or your best four legged friend.

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In this weeks episode we discuss the worst stationary, Jesus crackers that turn into beef jerky and play countdown.  And Leo pitches the Chicken F%&ker 5000 in Dragons Den.

Also it seems we are launching our own brand of stationary, better than a can of Lynx at Christmas time.

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We're back, so grab a cup of tea, coffee or your favourite beverage and be prepared to listen to two guys put the world of biscuits to rights in this epicode of Smack Talk City.

We have it all, Pink Wafers, Cookies and crack open the one question that keeps coming round, is a Jaffa Cake a biscuit or a cake?

Also what would win in a dunk showdown, the hobnob or party ring?

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No fixed topic this week, just the ramblings of two middle aged fools talking random goings on throughout the week.

Running adventures, sausages and all the usual stuff we cover, enjoy

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In this weeks episode we break down and discuss the Netflix phenomenon of love is blind.  Have we connected on the next level or do you want to hunting sasquatch in the woods?

And we throw in some rapid fire family fortunes questions that probably wouldn't be read out by Les Dennis

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In this episode Leo recalls his tale of getting stabbed and drained by the health practitioner.  And we discuss what a phone audition for Blind Date would look like



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In this episode we discuss we discuss Captain White Bread who refused one of our hosts entry into the RAF intelligence core.  And how to deal with a non Buck Rogers toilet that has the flush power of a leaky tap.

Plus we delve into the conspiracies book and the magic ring that makes the user disappear if the magic goes wrong.

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As per usual we're back for another week of total pointless chat fuelled by whiskey and not much between the ears.  Everything from the retirement home for cereal charters of years gone by to does Leo butcher butcher choke out deer after taking their photo.

And we dive into a new book on conspiracy theories.... for a bit

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We've been busy and away for a while but here's a question.  What's worse Love Island or this podcast?   No vote, but we'll let you decide.  

As usual expect the non educated ramblings of two dudes past their prime talking shit. 

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Our podcasting can only be described as getting worse.  Listen or don't but be aware if you do you're not getting that time back.  In this weeks episode we are trying our best to contain our excitement before our trip mountain bike to Wales.

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In this toe-curling, borscht-boiling episode of Smack Talk City, we take a deep dive into the tragic, confusing, and rhythmically traumatic life of Ivan Drago — the Soviet cyborg who punched his way into American nightmares… and out of James Brown's disco death trap.

Join us as we unravel the chaos behind the Rocky IV exhibition match, where Apollo Creed danced too close to the sun, James Brown summoned the funk gods, and Drago experienced his first emotional glitch. Featuring Soviet training montages, funk-fuelled hallucinations

It’s the Cold War. and it's a cold ring

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Strap in, sit back and prepare for another venture into the world of Smack Talk City.  We tried to have a subject but honestly this was more random discussion than actual deep discussion around a particular subject.

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In this weeks episode we discuss our love for all things coffee and how the Aeropress is awesome and how we had to turn George Clooney away from our crew here at STC.

Plus we rewrite some of Hollywoods biggest films down to less than five minutes

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In this weeks episode we ramble about our usual weekly goings on and delve into the world of horror films.  How would you fight or deal with an antagonist such as Freddie Krueger or Chucky?

Never fear we've got your back

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This week we delve into the reasons behind the shroud of mystery behind Area 51.  Is it magical metal shapeshifting objects with dwarfs found at a crash site or was this simply a top security area for American aircraft testing away from the eyes of the Soviets?

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On the 22nd of November 1963 in president John F. Kennedy was assassinated while visiting Dallas Texas.  In this episode we discuss some of the outlandish and some of the not so ludicrous theories as to who was responsible for the shooting of the American president.

Was it the Soviets, Aliens or was Kennedy using a body double and was never actually shot?  Can we solve the case and debunk some of the madness out there on the internet?

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This week we delve into the possibility of life on other planets, submarines responsible for ship sinkings before they were invented and is Bruce Lee really dead?

Believe or don't believe and does Leo actually own a micro dinosaur that shits skittles?

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Are you tired of the mundane 9-to-5 grind?  Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a touch of the supernatural in your work life?  Look no further!  The office of the Witch Finder General is hiring, and we want YOU to join our spirited team!

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Disclaimer: No actual witches were harmed in the making of this podcast. We believe in equal employment opportunities for all beings, magical or otherwise.

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The loose topic in this weeks random conversational adventure is the worst ways to die.  As usual we go down random rabbit holes and off topic with this pointless podcast. 

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This week we debate the best animal companion to have if the purge were to come into affect.  What beasty is best to keep the attackers at bay while being your life long buddy #STC

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In this weeks episode we debate the items we're throwing into room 101.  As per usual expect the uneducated opinions of two fools who know no better #STC

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That's right we're here to crack this mother right open, Leo is the new Pope and there's changes a foot in the Vatican, stand by Cardinals.

And we try to crack open the case of was Brushy Bill Roberts really Billy the Kid?  Spoiler alert, no.

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This week we delve into some weird news stories on the internet.  Everything from uncle Chen the marathon smoker to the man who fell into a 40 metre hole in his kitchen.

And in sad news we bid farewell to the legend that is Carl Weathers.  Carl you're a subscriber and listening, doubtful, you were an inspiration to so many 80s kids like us.

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In this episode we catch up on our usual weekly activities as well as discussing the second season of UK Traitors.  If you haven't seen it and still want to know the outcome, spoiler alert we reveal the results.

Plus our usual pile of garbage to infect your ears and get repeat prescriptions from the doctor, enjoy.

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With the threat of Russia looking to potentially invade a Nato country we delve into the possibility of conscription.  Will the snowflakes of todays country be able to handle a stint in the military?  

As per usual expect the ramblings of two uneducated, unsympathetic dudes who know nothing.  

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This week we celebrate the return of Gladiators to tv but the question on everyones mind is, where is Wesley 2 Scoops Berry?

From jumping cars, the bike industry in turmoil and bears tossed into space like rag dolls, we're covering it all this week.

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One of us is sober and drinking tea, the other has been on the sauce and is running on fumes.  As per usual expect the usual pointless conversation on topics such as Tesco workers who lack hygiene to losing your family in the supermarket while hunting down the pauperdoms.

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In this episode we discuss some dating dilemmas, our advise in what you should and shouldn't do and Leos dating horror story.  Plus the usual trash talking we come out with week on week.

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We're back for a new year to talk about all the things we did over the festive period, the over indulgence, the gifts and the present my dog gave me on Boxing Day.  

Plus Leo recalls the times he was shot at, almost blown up and the sh*t he did in a car park.

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Its Christmas and what better way to spend it than to listen to us whilst travelling to your grandparents or favourite auntie to retrieve your Christmas goodies.

We recall some of our favourite Christmas gifts, best and worst and things we've done during the festive period.  Ninja swords and thing that has no grip action.

Kick back and enjoy our usual pointless conversation with a sprinkle of festive cheer.

Happy Christmas Mother F#ck*rs, we'll see you in 2024.

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We're like the fly that you can't seem to quite swot or the accident claim hotline that keeps calling your mobile that won't f**k off.  In this episode we have our usual catch up on the weeks activities followed by a mountain bike trip down memory lane.

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This week we kick off with a walk down memory lane reminiscing on days gone by when PS1 games were, and still are,  ace and we didn't have a care in the world.  Followed by three tales where Leo tries to slip the truth past James.

Expect the usual non informed, uneducated ramblings of two dudes chatting shit for an hour.  The podcast you love to hate #smacktalkcity

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Vampires, do you invite them in or do you say no thanks.  A bit like a Jehovah witness that only works at night.    

In this weeks episode we discuss the benefits and non benefits of inviting a vampire into your home.  Would you choose immortality knowing there's no going back or would you choose garlic bread to keep them at bay.

Also Jeff Bezos is charging £500k for a ride in his nob rocket.  Worth the money or not?  And are you an astronaut if you take a ride in this thing?

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We're having another round of pork pie spotting as James tests Leo on his stories. Some are true, some are false but all are weird. There's also an Advert from this weeks sponsor Navy Gravy and a chat about The League Of Sausage Elders.

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In this weeks episode James tries to convince Leo of three differing subjects each with three related facts, only one of which is factually correct.  Can Leo see past the bluster and fiction spun to him in a way only designed to throw him of the scent of the truth?  Or will he make it past the BS to make it to the known?

Expect the usual diverse rabbit holes as we frequently venture off topic into areas we know little about. 

It's the car crash podcast you can't get enough of.

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This week we delved into the world of AI to build us the ultimate most useless pack of top trump heros.  As usual expect us to go off piste and down rabbit holes with our take on usual pointless conversation from Val Kilmers vocal cords to martial artists cooking up chee balls.

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Finally some solid evidence that blurry blobs exist!
This week we talk about cryptozoology and assess the latest groundbreaking evidence. We also chat about our week and go off topic at every opportunity.

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We're back and this week we discuss the choice you're going to make given two options.  Some are gonna be tame and an easy to decide, others are going to require deeper thought and having to chose the lesser of two evils.

Whiskey fuelled top quality conversation with deep thought and educational insights #smacktalkcity

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Join us this week on a journey across the country. Get your wigs and charity shop dresses ready as we run away from a helicopter and make Vlad the Impaler cry.

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This week we delve into the world of the some of the worst inventions we could find online.  From the down right useless, utterly ridiculous and completely pointless, aside from the Fingerlonger because you could point with this, kind of, so it doesn't fall under the category of pointless.

As per usual expect whiskey fuelled top quality conversation with deep thought and educational insights #smacktalkcity

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Agony aunts and uncles can try and help people figure out their problems, consider their options, point them to places that might help them further, discuss potential solutions.  However,  not everyone will be in a place where they are ready to hear this advice and not every agony uncle has any experience or expertise to offer sound advise.

From chancer seagulls to Sith lords and loose women who play spin the bottle, we've got you covered.

Don't expect greatness and you won't be disappointed.   #smacktalkcity

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If you think you're having a bad day, there's always someone worse off.  Imagine having the most useless, pointless and in some cases life ending superpower.  

That's right, we discuss the completely absurd and worst powers you could have as a super person, hero is a stretch too far in these cases because you are no use to anyone, not even yourself.

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The end is near, the apocalypse is now.  We talk survival tactics against zombies with different appetites and beliefs.  What do you do?  Where do you go?  What are you going to take?  How will you combat the threat of zombies who want to eat your carrots?

The usual pointless, hypothetical and an utterly ridiculous guide to something that will never happen.  But that's why we keep coming back here every week to talk shit.

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From Sumerian insults to claimed psychic and telekinetic ninja abilities and the questionable hygiene of eye-pissing toxin relief, Smack Talk City dives headfirst into the weirdest corners of history and fantasy. Prepare for laughter, bewilderment, and maybe a little existential dread.

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In this episode we play out the scenario.  You've killed the person, where do I ditch the body to hide the evidence?  Be prepared to be underwhelmed with useless insights on what to do if you're trying to cover your tracks.

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Could you survive alone in the wilderness?  What would you do when you're cold, wet and hungry?  I'd fashion an iron and still be having my teabag at 4pm.

Plus we discuss bullshit you were once told, is it BS or does it have any merit to its content?

Expect it to be a car crash, listen if you want, don't if you don't, your choice. 

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In this episode we discuss are ghosts real?  What could the real explanation be?  Are you making the leap from rational to it's supernatural?

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Tonight we discuss how far has the human race actually come.  Some believe in shakra stones, crystal skulls and the power to heal with zero touch.  Others believe this is BS, where do we sit?  And could we be looking in the wrong place for alien life or maybe they just don't want to come down here.

Oh and have Viennetta ice creams gotten smaller?

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