Slasher? I Hardly Know Her! – Details, episodes & analysis

After a brief 16-year hiatus, Jason Voorhees is back. The Slasher Bros. get into Sweet Revenge, the new F13 short, and reminisce about their childhoods summering at Camp Crystal Lake .

Incestuous aunties, homophobic cops, milk lickers, and a golden box of secrets. The Slasher Bros. do 1981's Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker.

No matter where you are, there's just something about snow during the holidays that warms our cockles. We know the stress of the season can get to us all, but at least you're not being ripped apart by wolves because your girlfriend dropped her glove. So, as you wrap those last minute gifts, the Slasher Brothers want to give your ears the gift of their sultry voices picking apart Adam Green's 2010 horror/thriller Frozen to help pass the time. Merry Christmas, killers.

Yeah, yeah, we didn't watch the movie you thought we watched. Well, we did, but....you'll see. It's Christmas time in Slasherville so we took a hard left right at the edge of town, on the way to see relatives, and turned right back around to Slasherville to spend the holidays with YOU and our special guest Brian Sheehan from TV and Movie Trivia pod. How about a little Final Girl to boot. We like a good holiday celebration, so pull up a log, toss your empties in the fire and join us down here in the swamps for some 1980s Gremlins nostaligiarific good times...and Wallaby Wanker.

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We asked this week’s special guest…podcaster, writer, blogger, horror movie reviewer and all around horror fanatic, Stephanie Malone of MorbidlyBeautiful.com, if she’d choose a movie and join us in Slasherville to pick it apart. She did not disappoint. We watched the 2006 classic of video game horror turned big screen franchise, “Silent Hill.” Does it hold up? Did it ever? Why do those terrifying nurses call to Alex like an irresistible siren’s song, haunting his dreams carnally? We find out the answer to some of those questions, play a little Final Girl and hide a few surprises along the way. Please, tell a friend about the podcast so we can eventually quit our jobs and, while you’re at it, go check out Stephanie Malone and the gang at morbidlybeautiful.com!

Is your significant other less than perfect? We have the solution! Run them over with a remote controlled lawn mower of death then rebuild them using the recently exploded body parts of "super crack" addicted sex workers! On this very special episode of Slasher? I Hardly Know Her!, Micah & Alex finally sort out who is the sub & who is the dom with sex worker turned kink therapist, Farrah Bonnot. The answer will shock & amaze you! Farrah walks the boys through the ins & outs of the sex trade & they play a jaw-dropping game of Final Girl.

Imagine that you were so desirable that you could actually make a living being a "cam girl" doing... adult things on camera. Then imagine you become super popular. With us so far? Now, imagine that your identity, career, fans, and face are completely stolen by AI for no apparent reason other than to really creep out anyone who watched a movie about what's happening to you so that they could review it on their horror movie review podcast. FINALLY, imagine that when you listen to that podcast, the hosts watch and review the movie with an ACTUAL super popular cam girl. Sasha Voorhees joins us as we watch 2018's "Cam" to find out if the horror is real or if this movie is even real horror.

Scenario: Your parents die when you're very young, and you're forced into a military school where you are relentlessly bullied. What do you do? If you said, "Summon the devil with 16 dozen candles and a really old computer," then this is the movie for you. Watch Clint Howard incant until he can't incant no more. This week, we watched 1981's Evilspeak with very special guest cinematographer and director Mike L. Taylor. You've seen his work on the greatest movie never made, "Zomboobies," plus other greats such as "The Dawn of Don Damage." Oh yeah, one of you wins a prize too.

They were here once already, and it wasn't good. Just ask Barbara. Now, THEY'RE BACK! The living dead have returned in this 1985 classic. This week we're joined by writer, producer and "Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo" director Audie Harrison as he tells us about his new horror project "Headbanger." We let the guest pick the movie and Audie did not disappoint. We'll also find out which one of our loyal listeners can navigate Slasherville's maniacal killer until the very end to become this week's Final Girl!

The Slasher Brothers go contemporary! This week we watched 2023's Angry Black Girl and Her Monster. Loosely, but arguably closely, adapted from Mary Shelley's classic, this retelling takes us out of the European countryside and into a present day American city where all hell is about to break loose. It's the pick of this week's special guest, CJ from @TerrorDetective on Instagram. What happens when the brainy girl from class decides she wants to reanimate the lifeless corpse of her dead brother? We already told you, all hell breaks loose. Plus, we'll be playing the Final Girl Challenge to find out which lucky Instagram follower will be savvy enough to survive this week's game and claim our coveted mystery prize!