Gemini Jackson and Arthur Dood playtest the card game Compare 2 Things.

The Boys of Summer, Don Henley, The Ataris, pencils, FMK, EPs, Casa Bonita, blink-182 plane crash versus cancer, funeral service for broken record player needles, apartments with no bath or shower, sickle versus umbrella, plus after show bonus audio.

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Do The Math: Did Don Henley earn The Ataris more than The Ataris earn The Ataris on Spotify?

Guestimation Unknown No. 2 - pencils

FMK: Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn

Recommended extended plays (EPs)

No tipping at Casa Bonita

Understanding in a plane crash

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Millennium-old Japanese temple offering funeral service for broken record player needles

Apartments with no bath or shower rising in popularity among young Tokyoites

Sickle-wielding attacker safely fended off by victim’s umbrella in Aomori

Burnt End: Burrito’s Prescription, Coupon Book, Guy Hair Counter

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Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk, Rawr, OwO/UwU, 3½-hour long movie or live music performance, Avril, JTT, Utopia, Prions, How much until you have to let your pet go?, Jersey Mike’s charity contribution to Boners for Algernon, overthinking, Desiigner, penis for sale, claw machine, cooked bats, stillborn, police bunny, RoboDog, robot waiters, food prank

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Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk

Rawr is my OwO

Three and a half hours of a live music performance or movie

Avril, JTT, Utopia

Cool band name? - Hotass Pedxphiles

Prions

How much until you have to let your pet go?

Guesstimation Unknown: Mike's Way®

Boners for Algernon

Overthinking? Ruminating? Breathe.

This Is The Newz

Rapper Desiigner charged for masturbating aboard overseas flight

Man 'tries to sell penis' at Eastern Cape shopping mall

Boy, 13, gets stuck climbing into claw machine for prize

German officials seize cooked bats near Belgian border

Pair charged with throwing away ashes of stillborn infant

Baby Gooch: “I’m stillborn. I stay born. Go shop at Liz Claiborne.”

Officer Cottontail? Bunny joins the police force. Fur real.

RoboCop? No, RoboDog: Robotic dog rejoins New York police

Are robot waiters the future? Some restaurants think so

Japan police arrest 2 in food prank at beef bowl diner

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You are cordially invited to the best lunch table conversation in the Quantimino™. Take a seat with Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood as they humor a captivated audience by deconstructing Earth’s hot topics and news headlines.

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DXQ Level Newz: This "90 Day Fiancé" Star Has Probably Made More Than Your Annual Salary In One Week By Selling Her Farts

Gemini proposes setting up an interview with an actual Show Me Your Feet Guy

Feetquently Asked Questions

The Arbiter makes amends with Thigh Stop

Cherry Cordials

This Is The Newz.

Catalytic converter thief crushed to death by Toyota Prius

Ex-McDonald's worker 'disturbed' after discovering raunchy Ronald McDonald toy

Woman delivered her own baby in car travelling at 60mph

Man Lifts His Sleeping Ex-Girlfriend’s Eyelids to Unlock Her Phone, Stealing $24,000

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

New foot bath boots bring the healing waters of a Japanese onsen to your home

Newly appointed Minister of the Environment found following adult-oriented Twitter accounts

Official Pokémon furniture line launches with Pikachu Sofa and Poké Ball table

What I Had For Lunch

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From tip to taint, the premiere based podcast taped at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District brings you the best conversation topics, news commentary, and laughs from your side of the Quantimino™. Bring a change of clothes.

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What level are you? Tenga Men’s Training Cup Levels 01-05

Spermigate: Spermicide Conspiracy

True or False?: “Komboin is a piece of kelp in a bikini, who promotes kombu seaweed from Kushiro City, Japan.”

Finnish Prime Minister

Minutiae Minutes: Cars with bubbled-up window tint

Michelin Stars

Celery

Wes Burrito reviews MOTU: Revelation Part 2

Macarena translation

This Is The Newz.

Plumber Finds Cache Of Money Behind Loose Toilet In Wall At Joel Osteen's Lakewood Mega-Church

Fuming drivers fined £70 after council paints yellow lines under parked cars

Bomb squad called to A&E after mortar pulled from man's rear

‘Batman: The Animated Series’ Audio Drama in the Works with Original Cast

Sarco suicide capsule ‘passes legal review’ in Switzerland

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Flight out of Narita Airport delayed because of a turtle on the runway

(Burrito felt like he got hit by a truck after his vaccine booster.)

Man in Japan arrested for breaking into ex-girlfriend’s apartment to steal her Nintendo Switch

Japan’s new drinkable curry in a can

Pizza Hut sandwiches? Japanese lunch packs will never be the same again

Japanese company creates a tiny sock for your big toe

More Newz.

Tree that smells like rotting fish is so invasive states are offering bounties to kill it

Jamaican Government Launches Campaign About How Great Weed Is

Salt truck overturns on I-88 in Aurora

New Hampshire woman allegedly kept mother's corpse for months while Social Security payments continued

Jacques Tits, the mathematician behind Tits buildings, the Tits alternative, the Tits group, and the Tits metric, has died at 91

Italian researchers have built a humanoid robot that may one day fly like Iron Man

What I Had For Lunch

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The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you thought-provoking conversations and world news commentary from the Thicccum Farmz Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Your fearless and greasy hosts, Gemini Jackson, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood, also share what they had for Lunch.

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Renaming Dollar Tree as Dollar Twenty Tree with prices being over a dollar. Dollar Tree is raising its standard price point to $1.25.

A debate about the Hypebeast article “French Montana Says It Is Harder To Make It as a Rapper Than in the NBA”

Brian hates Lil Caesar’s, a discussion about the top national pizza chains

Great for Radio: Would You F This Robot?

Burrito reviews Netflix’s “Cowboy Bebop” better than Roger Ebert ever could.

Perpetual motion

Ms. Frizzle and the Magic School Bus

Wes Burrito’s Wrapped on Spotify

Minutiae Moment brainstorm

Fanny pack for End Time

This Is The Newz.

Brass Against Vocalist Sophia Urista Urinates on Fan Onstage During "Welcome to Rockville" Set

Sold for $450m to Saudi prince, ‘Salvator Mundi’ deemed not painted by Leonardo

Cocaine worth $44 million found in onion rings cargo at UK border

Michigan woman pleads guilty after trying to have ex-husband killed through fake 'Rent-A-Hitman' website

Temple Police arrest woman seen in video throwing soup at restaurant employee’s face

Mike Tyson Had Intense Sex Before Fights So He Wouldn’t Kill His Opponents, Former Bodyguard Says

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

“Who the hell are you?” Japanese man asks bear while it’s attacking him

Cat owner who sold car to pay for pet’s treatment gets huge surprise from world’s best buyer

Japanese police reminding drivers not to perform the illegal “Ibaraki Dash” maneuver

Starbucks unveils new Roasted Sweet Potato Frappuccino in Japan

More Newz.

FBI demands drivers in freeway cash grab return stolen money dropped by truck

A Truck Carrying $400K Worth of Jack Daniel's Overturned in Tennessee

Albatross divorce rates going up due to climate change

'It was pretty overdue': Boise library book returned 110 years after being checked out

Thailand police warn sexy crispy pancake vendor to wear a bra, maintain social distance from customers

Hiding in plain sight: How one of the country’s most wanted fugitives led a quiet life in Lynnfield

He asked for a shorter jail term after cheating women for sex. Chief Justice doubles his sentence instead

New eco-friendly plastic made of SALMON SPERM is created in China

Catalytic converters stolen off 43 Riverside Unified buses

What I Had For Lunch

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The Aight Collection is a medley of choice audio clips from Slam City. Volume 6: Finding G∅d on the Other Side of the Glory Hole is a compilation of hand-picked gems from Episodes 175 through 183 of the Slam City podcast. 

The Aight Collection

Volume 6: Quantimino Chronicles, Chapter LXIX: Finding G∅d on the Other Side of the Glory Hole

“May Yonaise Be Praised”, an outtake from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised

“Triphallia”, from Episode 175: Fish Out of Water

“18.9 Inches”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding

“Twin Peaks”, from Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat

“Groceries”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper

“Julio Tejas Ad”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper

“Knuckles”, from Episode 178: Blood Code

“Half A Beer”, from Episode 177: Medium Rare

“Testosterone”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding

“Euphemisms”, from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised

“Ultramassive Loads”, from Episode 178: Blood Code

“Arcana” / “Sweet Gum”, from Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat

“Histamine Response”, from Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat

“Watermelon Girl”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh

“Blacklight”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding

“Shop Talk During Break”, an outtake from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised

“The Great Genital Swxtch”, from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised

“Ronald McDonald”, from Episode 183: Burgers, Marilyn, Gyromite

“Czech in the Mail” / “SpongeBob Popsicles”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh

“Traveling Gloryhole”, from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised

“Milk”, from Episode 177: Medium Rare

“Whale Cheese”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding

“Poisonous”, from Episode 177: Medium Rare

“Street™ Cologne”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh

“The Devil Went Down to Georgia”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper

“Pigs Can Breathe Via Their Rectum”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper

“Jolie’s Bees”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding

“Hot Cheetos for Spider Monkeys”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding

“Daddy Juice Energy Ad”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh

“Sea Cucumber Crimes”, from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised

“Toilet Fatigue”, from Episode 178: Blood Code

“Hitachi Shower Heads”, from Episode 178: Blood Code

“Fcking In Tents”, from Episode 178: Blood Code

“Shoe Thief Set Free”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh

“Panty Thieves”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh

“Ten Dollar Bananas”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper

“Tissue Hat”, from Episode 183: Burgers, Marilyn, Gyromite

“Chop Suey”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper

“Smeg & Sand”, from Episode 178: Blood Code

“Gyros, Pubitron, Hallelujah”, from Episode 183: Burgers, Marilyn, Gyromite

“Eric America’s Learning Corner”, from Episode 175: Fish Out of Water

“Blo-N-Go Hair Dryer Ad”, from Episode 177: Medium Rare

“Take Warning” (hidden track), an outtake from Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat

Slam City: Gemini Jackson, Wes “The Burrito Bandito” Burrito, Brian McFly, Arthur Dood.
Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, Slam City USA.
Produced by Arthur Dood for Slam City Radio.
Assistant producer: Jaymark Balenciaga.

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“Memento mori” opens with a long conversation about a scientific paper from 2003 that studies female users of a certain unnamed dating app and their preferences in the men that they contact. The topics then move on to: Quantum Leap, getting her nose where the sun don’t shine, eating in the car, odd news commentary, Nippon news, and what we had for lunch.

Double X Quantimino.

Height to income dateability ratio, an Interview with Dr Smartman - These Clams Don’t Appreciate Short Kings: How Much Short Guys Need to Make to Be Attractive

Brian explains Quantum Leap to Gen Z.

The Back Nine: How to get her nose in your b-hole

Eating in the car

This Is The Newz.

There is already a company called Meta and it is asking for several million to give the name to Mark Zuckerberg

M'sia company’s name & logo last 3 years was Meta before Facebook's Meta rebrand

2021 National Toy Hall of Fame Inductees Announced - The Strong Museum of Play

Venomous sharks found in London's Thames river

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

We buy chocolate fish in a can from a store in Akihabara

Mochi ice cream ramen: Noodles will never be the same again

Crazy shiitake crane game out lets you win mushrooms by winning mushrooms that aren’t mushrooms

Japan’s oldest McDonald’s worker defies age barriers, inspires everyone at the age of 93

Japan’s Bear Paw Cafe: A safe space for staff with mental health challenges

More Newz.

Woman claims her life is harder because she is ‘attractive’

‘Plus-size Hooters’ in booty shorts spark debate: We are ‘sexy and confident’

Waitress reveals she made only ONE PENNY during six-week pay period

What I Had For Lunch

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Your favorite part-time friends invite you to indulge in The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast packed with thought-provoking conversations sprinkled with ideas and jokes to get you through your day. Bring a change of clothes.

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Arthur the Arbiter Versus Veganism

Arby’s wings

Brian’s top 5 human fluids

Godzilla turned 67.

“I am become death.”

Hedorah

Slam poetry is boring.

Franksplaining.

This Is The Newz.

Student-staff lap dances at Kentucky high school lead to disciplinary actions

Taiwanese teacher uses adult video platform Pornhub to teach mathematics

‘This why my packages always late’: Viral TikTok shows woman in the back of Amazon worker’s truck, sparking speculation

Porn site BangBros just bid $10 million for Miami's NBA stadium to become the 'BangBros Center'

Ontario man says he found rocks in President's Choice frozen berries and was offered $300 in points if he kept quiet

Mom banned as Orange elementary school volunteer after anonymous letter reveals OnlyFans page

Elon Musk wants to start a university with a very immature name

Japan startup targets supercar users with $700,000 hoverbike

Texas woman points gun at 7-year-old for trick-or-treating outside her home

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Class up your campsite with these Japanese sake pouches designed for the outdoors

Japanese office disaster: man pees in drink bottle of woman coworker because “he liked her”

Sapporo man attempts to rob store with lighter, goes as you’d expect

Could you eat 50 beef cutlet refill pieces? If so, this Japanese restaurant will let you eat for free

More Newz.

1,000 Andy Warhol sketches offered for $250 each -- but only one is real

I'm a doctor & this is how to get rid of an unwanted erection in just 30 seconds

A COVID-19 victim's body that was supposed to be used for medical research was dissected in front of a live audience in a hotel ballroom without the family's consent

Florida teacher won't face charges for showing R-rated film

The McPlant tastes just like any McDonald's burger

Men with ‘golden penis syndrome’ are ruining sex and dating for women

The McRib Is Back at McDonald's. It's Also an NFT

Tom Hanks says he refused to pay $28 million to join Jeff Bezos in space

What I Had For Lunch

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Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you Four Dudes in a Booth recording from the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District. Bring a change of clothes.

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Perspectives - If you were told that your remains could become long pig, would you let the humans eat your flesh or not? What if you had no choice but knew that you would be the main course of a food review video on YouTube?

Lawn gnomes

What makes Cowboy Bebop a great anime series

Dune 2021

Just Egg - The commercials annoy Arthur, but the product annoys him even more.

Spirited away - If jizz were ghosts

In the room where it happened (not a Hamilton reference)

Burrito hates Pearl Jam and R.E.M.

This Is The Newz.

Hooters waitress left in tears by customer's rude message on receipt

This is how you run a £37,000 tab in a London restaurant

Man ordered to trim his bush which he’s been growing for 20 years

Egypt detains artist robot Ai-Da before historic pyramid show

'Testicle bath' birth control device earns Germany's Dyson Prize

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese roller coaster keeps breaking riders’ bones, now under federal investigation

Japan’s number-one cosplayer Enako reveals shocking amount she earns from manga gravure modeling

Osaka man arrested for smearing poo on teen’s backpack

Japanese man says “I’m a Vietnamese” while pointing knife at convenience store worker to rob her

More Newz.

New Owners of Wu-Tang Clan Album 'Once Upon a Time in Shaolin' Revealed

Rare ‘flesh-eating’ STD on the rise in UK, doctor warns

Woman shocked to find whole potato in a bag of Aldi crisps

Felony Charges Filed In KFC Drive-Thru Rage

Kellogg’s sued for $5M over alleged lack of strawberries in Pop-Tarts

Hundreds of rolls of toilet paper spilled onto California highway

What I Had For Lunch

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Brutally honest and humorous, just the show you’ve been looking forward to all week, every week. Intergalactic boba runners bring you conversations to get you through your existence.

Pre-show.

Drops of Jupiter.

Gemini’s grade school history project

Tila Tequila.

Sodium one-liner.

Double X Quantimino.

Superman.

Catwoman: Lonely City.

Lilith.

The Beatles.

Ruby Tuesday.

Brian’s Botched Circumcision.

Intermission.

Botched circumcision commentary.

Gemini tells a joke. “student council”

This Is The Newz.

Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos Are Legally People, Court Rules

Melissa Joan Hart becomes the first to win $1 million on 'Celebrity Wheel of Fortune'

Disgraced ‘Billionaire’ Says He Faked His Way Onto the Rich Lists

I found an Amazon folder with thousands of audio recordings from my home gadgets

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese firework catapults a teddy bear into the sky

Electronic grandchild “Ami-chan” developed by Takara Tomy

“World’s most spacious public toilet” baffles the mind in Japan

Man in Kyoto leaves bag of red-stained knives in front of stranger’s house

More Newz.

West Japan man arrested for alleged sale of porn videos with pixelated images altered by AI - The Mainichi

Museum Starts OnlyFans Account After Its TikTok Is Banned for Posting Nudes

I went dumpster diving at my local Whole Foods and found $1,000 worth of fresh baked goods, produce

Local TV Station Apologizes For Playing Porn During Weather Report

Penis plant in bloom in Leiden; Third time ever in Europe

Worker exposes how fast-food ice can make you sick in viral TikTok

Taco Bell Fans Are Mourning the Sudden End of This Beloved Item

What I Had For Lunch

Burrito ate Burger King.

Clam jam.

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Change of plans. You’re chillaxing with your favorite part-time friends on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded in the Beaded Curtain District especially for you and everyone you know.

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Zero spending days are a myth.

Band logos.

The new Batman movie: The Batman

2019 film Lighthouse

Chilledcow lo-fi hip hop on vinyl

Bomb Queen

Perspectives: Taking a shit on the clock

Burrito updated his 6-disc CD changer. Let’s taco bout it.

Thursday - Full Collapse

Strung Out - An American Paradox

Coheed and Cambria - Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV: Part 2: No World For Tomorrow

Rage Against the Machine - The Battle of Los Angeles

Gorillaz - Demon Days

The Mars Volta - Deloused in the Comatorium

Arthur the Arbiter: Sandwich shop drive-thru

This Is The Newz.

Man orders 100 tacos on first date, asks woman to pay for them

Man plunges nine stories from NJ high-rise, lands on BMW — and survives

UK Man Wears Fatsuit, Disguises Himself as a Black Woman Before Carrying Out Acid Attack on Ex-Girlfriend

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Cup Noodle now has cute cats and judgmental foxes waiting underneath its lids

Honda releases official doggy wheel accessories, Shiba Inu shift selectors for your car

Food delivery service’s payment processing error allows some people to eat for free…for 3 years

Furious train otaku in Japan confront foreign bicyclist after he gets in the way of their cameras

Kadokawa president apologizes and takes pay cut for his comments about censoring manga

More Newz.

Shoppers are shocked after learning 'correct' way to pronounce 'IKEA'

Banksy artwork that was shredded after auction sells for 20 times its pre-shredded price

What I Had For Lunch

Unhealthy snacks

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We have the greatest conversations ever had by any living beings in the universe and quadruple dare you to disagree. You won’t hear any recordings better with dudes in a booth discussing the most interesting topics of the week.

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Canned water.

Wax bottles.

What is in Burrito’s 6-disc CD changer?

An old friend that Brian is not that close with asked Brian to donate his liver to him.

Maria Bamford.

Brian bombed at comedy open mic.

This Is The Newz.

McDonald’s McRib is McBack to McTantalize your McTastebuds

IKEA cites 'health and safety' for hidden cameras in toilets

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Krispy Kreme Japan creates doughnut burgers that are a meal and two desserts all in one

Who’s ready to make poop cakes with this Japanese cooking gadget?

You put WHAT in your curry? Japanese netizens reveal their favorite secret ingredients

Japanese artist sells people’s darkest secrets encased in concrete

Saitama man repeatedly steals food from store by making his phone say “PayPay♫”

More Newz.

Crypto CEO threatens customers after mistakenly sending them millions

Kate Moss' daughter Lila walks the ramp at Milan Fashion Week wearing her insulin pump

What I Had For Lunch.

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A paper coffee cup, George Foreman Grill, human burgers, Make-A-Wish wishes, sugar AIDS, throwing stacks of $100 bills out a car window, meta analysis, raw water, two million dimes, hit man names, epoxy condom, gyoza king, asking to jerk off in a convenience store bathroom, cat fur bed sheets

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A paper coffee cup

George Foreman Grill

Human burgers

You're a Make-A-Wish kid and your wish is going to be granted.

Sugar AIDS, Chasr, Got Bugz

A man threw stacks of $100 bills from his car window in a wild show of generosity. His family says he drained their bank accounts, leaving them broke.

Meta-analysis, Part 1: Testosterone treatment not linked to short-, medium-term CV events in men

Meta-analysis, Part 2: Sex after menopause doesn’t need to hurt

Urechis caupo

This Is The Newz

Trendy “raw water” source under bird’s nest sparks diarrheal outbreak

Police search for group of suspects who stole 2 million dimes from truck in Northeast Philadelphia

Tennessee Air National Guardsman applied to be a hit man on a website - and got arrested

Hitman names: Montezuma’s Revenge, Gloom and Doom, Ambivalence, Brian Shrimp

Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Kyoto police issue arrest warrant in nine-year-old murder of Japan’s gyoza king

Teacher in Japan politely asks to use convenience store bathroom to jerk off, gets arrested

Japan created bed sheets that feel like petting a cat, and they sold out immediately

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This episode opens with a discussion of a story of a man who ejaculates from his anus followed by a two-part “Plug In & Hate” session about long lines and mis-delivered packages. Then we talk about Rodan from Godzilla, a crazy girl, Brian’s dating life, and today’s rock star lifestyle. Newz, BNN, Lunch, then we’re done but not for long.

Double X Quantimino.

A Rare Medical Complication Caused a Man to Ejaculate from His Anus.

Plug In & Hate Part 1: Waiting in lines where the end of the line is inefficient.

Plug In & Hate Part 2: Receiving mis-delivered packages.

Re-visiting anime television series Godzilla Singular Point.

True or False? 19-year-old arrested for the death of a man who died after being set on fire at his home.

Inquiring minds want to know: First dates with Brian in the dating app game.

Do today's rock stars still battle the same substance abuse demons like their predecessors or have the late Millennials and Gen Z learned their lesson? Or are the musicians with demons not idolized like the rock stars that didn't survive? Or is Big Brother Records keeping the cap on the bottle and grooming today's rock stars to know they will be quickly dismissed if the demons take over?

This Is The Newz.

Video shows woman pulling out gun in Chipotle after store closes early.

A North Carolina family finds an unknown woman in mother's casket.

Impossible's new vegan nuggets taste better than McNuggets. Sadly, that's not saying much.

This animal has survived for centuries without having sex.

(Avengers #200)

Man Almost Fights His Way Into an Airplane Cockpit on Flight From Boston.

Scientists Working on a Toilet That Identifies You by Your Butthole.

Haunted house actor accidentally stabs an 11-year-old boy.

Keen spirit: Australian cyclist uses GPS to recreate Nirvana’s Nevermind cover.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Tokyo cafe serves special drinks and desserts for your anime crush, welcomes otaku/fujoshi diners.

Aomori police are on the lookout for a man shouting unsolicited advice at kids about dating and ramen.

Is Japan’s new Super Combined Cup Noodle series really as great as it claims to be?

Cup Noodle Sodas: Culinary innovation or beverage abomination?

Cup Noodle pouch satisfies our never-ending need for instant ramen.

More Newz.

(Fake) FBI raid at NSA employee's home reveals over 16,000,000 'dick pics'.

Dubstep artist Skrillex could protect against mosquito bites.

A California burger joint bans customers under 18 from dining without parents, saying young people threw fries at staff and stuck candy to the ceiling.

Car-exhaust drug craze alarms Congo's capital.

A museum says they gave an artist $84,000 in cash to use in artwork. He delivered blank canvases and titled them "Take the Money and Run.".

Jake Gyllenhaal: ‘Women? They’re superior to men’.

Internet stunned by ‘ridiculous’ prices at Salt Bae’s new London restaurant.

Limp Bizkit officially release new single 'Dad Vibes'.

What I Had For Lunch.

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We saved you a seat at the lunch table where the conversation is a roller coaster of witty exchanges of knowledge, jokes, and laughter unmatched by everything that you’ve heard before. Bring a change of clothes.

Double X Quantimino.

Arthur wonders how the cohosts feel about the recent Apple zero-day and Pegasus spyware.

Get the phrase "blessed like Peter North" in the zeitgeist.

Your favorites from Wendy’s one last time if the restaurant closed.

Saddest song of the 90s.

Gender bending James Bond.

Swearing Is Actually a Sign of More Intelligence - Not Less - Say Scientists.

Kuchisabishii “lonely mouth” The feeling of wanting to eat when you aren’t hungry. What is your go to lonely mouth snack? Words in other languages that English can only describe in sentences.

This Is The Newz.

Polish sells parts of her BODY as NFTs including G-spot and nipples.

Jar of Elvis Presley's hair auctioned for $72,500.

Michael Jordan's used underwear up for auction.

The U.S. Treasury Is Auctioning Off an Entire JDM Project Car Collection.

One Man's Journey To Document The Strangest McDonald's In The World.

National Toy Hall of Fame 2021 Finalists Revealed.

Samuel Adams' latest potent beer is illegal in 15 states.

Men take a vehicle with ‘free car’ sign, find a body in the trunk.

Headstone used to make fudge was restored to a Michigan gravesite after 146 years.

Where it was for most of the time it was missing is a mystery.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Drunk droning arrest first of its kind in Aichi Prefecture.

Sega of America taken to court in a five million dollar lawsuit, accused of deceiving users. Arcade game Key Master is set so users can't win until they've lost enough times.

Japan is so polite even its hanko stamps bow to show respect.

23 flavors, five top recommendations for the wide world of Kikkoman soy milk.

More Newz.

Japanese grapes are some of the most expensive grapes in the world. In 2020, one bunch sold for $12,000. Just one bunch of Ruby Roman grapes sold for $12,000 at auction in 2020. That's about $400 per grape.

Attack On Titan Gets Freaky-Looking Trash And Recycling Bins.

3 people were shot at a Pennsylvania baby shower after an argument over gifts.

Mum gives birth to 'eBaby' after ordering an artificial insemination kit online.

Chinese netizens angry at Gong Li for wearing Adidas, point out that she's not a Chinese citizen.

Stern Unveils 'Godzilla'-Themed Pinball Machine.

Two men arrested for alleged illegal smuggling of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Texas mom erupts at school board over 'anal sex' passage in middle schoolers' book.

What I Had For Lunch.

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With your headphones on and pants tight, treat yourself to The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District with entertaining fellas that your mother warned you about. Bring a change of clothes.

Double X Quantimino.

Burger King introduces Keep It Real Meals after banning 120 artificial ingredients.

BK celebrity meals with Nelly, LILHUDDY, and Anitta.

If you met someone who has never heard of Weezer and could only pick one song, which Weezer song would you pick?

Arthur missed a 10% Off opportunity.

Brain got ripped off by a funeral home.

If you had to give up meat or cheese for the plant-based alternative, which one would you give up?

Last man on earth.

This Is The Newz.

Rapper Dan Sur has gold chains surgically attached to his head instead of hair.

A Maryland man whose attack on a woman with a semen-filled syringe was caught on camera was sentenced to 10 years.

Lab-grown woolly mammoths could walk the Earth in six years if a geneticist's new start-up succeeds.

The Great Wall of Vagina.

Spotify's King of Sleep Music Outstreams Lady Gaga, Somehow

Taco Bell's New Taco Lover's Pass Offers 30 Days of Tacos for One Low Price

Cat-astrophe averted as fans catch falling feline using flag at American football game

The Ballet Shoe Stew of 1842

What I Had For Lunch.

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From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of four dudes in a booth, odd news commentary, and food. Recorded at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside.

Double X Quantimino.

Thrice.

Misuse of the word “countless”.

Arthur the Arbiter: Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs and “Never, never share your ramen!”.

Pronounce “incongruous”.

“Damb” in the wild.

Guy in a Coma.

Fitted FUBU Shirt.

Bug chasers.

Open campus.

Quiznos.

The Wes Burrito, custom burrito.

This Is The Newz.

Colombia Navy Seizes $60 Million Worth of Cocaine Found Inside a Semi-Submersible Vessel.

Dog The Bounty Hunter says he thought he had a pass to use the N-word "like Eminem".

A giant Cinnamon Toast Crunch mascot at a Marlins game became nightmare fuel for so many MLB fans.

McDonald's customer vows to go vegan after finding 'pig nipple' in bacon roll.

The Surprisingly Popular Chocolate Bars Made With Blood.

(BNN false start, dog water).

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Excessive dog pee is to blame for traffic light collapse, Japanese police think.

A South Korean university develops a toilet that converts poop to power and pays you for "deposits".

Evangelion LCL ice cream is real and the new taste of summer in Japan.

Domino’s Pizza Japan apologizes for freaking out Londoner with fish and chips pizza, and offers free pie.

Lawson Japan serves up carbs on carbs with their new French Fry Bread.

More Newz.

A man was arrested on suspicion of stealing more than 700 pieces of women's underwear from coin laundromats.

Texas man caught trying to smuggle 350 lbs of meat across the border.

Lil Uzi Vert says fans ripped his $24 million diamond out of his forehead.

Tom DeLonge: “The secret to playing fast is masturbating. If you don’t masturbate, you can’t play punk rock!”.

What I Had For Lunch.

Survey Monkey changes its name to Momentive.

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Intergalactic radio giants landed on Earth in a magical place called the Beaded Curtain District in Slam City where they recorded thought-provoking conversations for someone like you.

Double X Quantimino.

Brian McFly attempts to tame his adult language (Spoiler alert: Fail).

Pronounce “Moog”.

“Dill” with it.

Rugrats.

Arthur the Arbiter went to KFC again.

Brown Gravy.

Is cereal a soup?

Which Lucky Charms marshmallow would you keep?

Chuckold Cheese.

An epic debate about what constitutes a sandwich.

This Is The Newz.

Jeff Bezos Dick Rocket Goes on Sale for $69 in Scale Model Form.

Woman who hid 26 kids behind a false wall at daycare is guilty.

Woman Has Made More Than $25,000 Selling Her Farts.

Train crashes into semi-truck with wind turbine blade attached.

How a shady high school football team faked its way onto ESPN.

Florida Man Refuses To Sell Family House Now Swallowed By Massive Development.

Illinois woman arrested for using fake vaccine card to travel to Hawaii.

FTC investigating McDonald's and why their ice cream machines are "always broken".

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japan’s lap-pillow ear-cleaning salons aren’t just for pervy guys.

Nagoya man driving stolen Lexus RX steals Lexus LX.

Anime masterpiece Akira seemingly banned in Russia due to fears of mentally damaging kids.

The best-looking ramen in Japan? New store creates beautiful noodle bouquets.

Mister Donut becomes Mister Pizza? Japan’s favorite donut chain now sells pizza too.

More Newz.

KFC Japan Releases Recipes for Fried Chicken Ramen.

New Study Shows Hot Dogs Shorten Lives - Ripley's Believe It or Not!.

Dairy Queen customer urinates at counter after mask dispute on Vancouver Island.

A breathing tube through the butt could be an alternative to mechanical ventilators.

Fired NY credit union employee nukes 21GB of data in revenge.

China bans men it sees as not masculine enough from TV.

Abba delights fans with a new 10-song album and virtual concert.

What I Had For Lunch.

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Voted Best Podcast that You Have Never Heard and You Are Missing Out. When someone tells you that you can’t handle it, prove them wrong. This show might not be for you, but you should find out first. Not every listener is a first-time listener, but we strive to keep it that way.

Double X Quantimino.

Blue Knuckles - The Finger King Denied.

The Nearly Perfected Arthur Dood Meal Inspired by Travis Scott.

Tegan and Sara.

Hypothetical Situation: Time Travel Part 2.

The phrase “long in the tooth”.

This Is The Newz.

Woman who claims she is ‘having an affair’ with a chimp was banned from visiting him by zoo staff.

Meet Grace, the ultra-lifelike nurse robot.

The FAA wants to fine a passenger $45,000 for throwing luggage and putting his head up a flight attendant's skirt.

Flight attendants warned 'never use duct tape' after a spate of incidents.

Firefighters discover 'body in the river' was a swimmer relaxing.

'I spent £14k on my new big bum now I can't sit down – but I have no regrets'.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

A Japanese TV show about women sprinting up hills and panting adds its first-ever male performers.

An Ibaraki woman was arrested for attacking the Olympic torch with a water gun.

Beat the heat with "chilled katsudon," fried pork cutlet served with rice in ice-cold broth.

Cup Noodle instant ramen topping ice cream is on sale now, Nissin reminds/threatens us.

$100 ramen in Tokyo: Overpriced or totally worth it?

More Newz.

Woman attacked by an alligator says 'I love him' and it shouldn't face any consequences.

Georgia man steals mortuary van, dead body rolls out ahead of police chase.

Lil Nas X calls out the double standard of Tony Hawk’s blood-infused skateboard.

(Mary Steenburgen Bloody Pad)

Hayley Williams is now credited as co-writer on Olivia Rodrigo's Good 4 U.

The Baby On The Cover Of The Nirvana Album "Nevermind" Is Suing The Estate Of Kurt Cobain For Sexual Exploitation Of Minor.

Reversing A Planned Ban, OnlyFans Will Allow Pornography On Its Site After All.

What I Had For Lunch.

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Serving you a hot cup of conversations about donuts, nu metal, odd news, and what they had for lunch, your fearless and greasy hosts bring you a show so hot that you’ll feel like the old lady who was scalded by McD’s coffee in the drive-thru. This is a unique collection of segments called Slam City.

Double X Quantimino.

Krispy Kreme Just Unveiled Hershey’s S’mores Donuts That Are Oozing With Marshmallow.

Mentions of Duck Donuts and Voodoo Doughnut.

Double X Quantiminü: If you met someone that never heard music from the genre "nu metal” and you could only show them with one song by one artist, which song would that be?

Arthur picked “Blind” by Korn.

Brain picked “Youth of the Nation” by P.O.D.

Gemini picked “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit.

Burrito picked “Freak on a Leash” by Korn.

Lost Prophets discussion.

True or False?: Awkwafina.

Brian the Professional has mommy issues.

When you become a future barista, what would your signature drink on the specials menu be? Doesn't have to be a coffee drink but it's served at an indie coffee house where the cool kids congregate.

“Tubthumping” by Chumbawumba.

This Is The Newz.

A British mom makes jewelry out of her own breast milk.

First ever 'Taco Bell Defy' to open in Minnesota.

Hermit crabs are sexually attracted to plastic pollution in the ocean.

Furious Twitter debate starts over how much meat people eat off chicken wings.

Florida woman arrested after 'lewd' jail visit with inmate.

Florida man who killed his mother and toddler develops bizarre social media following: 'Too cute'.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

New Licca-chan doll from Japan has unnervingly rapid hair growth.

Three people become first arrested in Japan for posting a 10-minute movie recap on YouTube.

Bury your face in this Pokémon’s butt for the softest, soundest, and weirdest nap ever.

Beautiful cans of cake have become a viral hit in Japan.

More Newz.

Neon Genesis Evangelion comes to Blu-ray for the first time in 11-disc ‘Ultimate Edition’.

A Supercomputer Just Calculated Pi to a Record 62.8 Trillion Digits. So What? — Popular Mechanics.

Nude man stabs second nude man on Seattle sidewalk.

OnlyFans is banning porn, the very thing that made it big.

Pumpkin spice-flavored ramen cup noodles coming this fall.

(Cheesecake Pie Debate)

(Resonating Mushrooms)

Little Caesars Unveils New Pizza and Calzone Hybrid Called the Crazy Calzony.

What I Had For Lunch.

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Join your part-time friends at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District for thought-provoking conversation, sing-alongs, odd news commentary, and What I Had For Lunch, The World’s First Quantimino Powered™ Guessing Game.

Double X Quantimino.

Two-digit rule.

T.I.

Plug In and Hate - Annoying Insects: Mosquito Hawks, Cockroaches, Houseflies, Mosquitoes.

Eating bugs.

The Earth is a Big Turtle.

Double X QuantimEMO.

If you met someone that never heard music from the genre "emo" and you could only show them with one song by one artist, which song would that be?

Thursday’s Full Collapse album discussion.

Taking Back Sunday - “Cute Without The ‘E’ (Cut From the Team)”,

Dashboard Confessional - “Vindicated”,

Brand New - “Play Crack the Sky”,

Jimmy Eat World - “Just Watch The Fireworks”,

Jimmy Eat World’s Clarity album discussion.

Emo search engine.

Honorable mention: The Used - “Taste of Ink”.

Double X Quantimino (continued).

Thighs at Wing Bars.

General life advice from Gemini.

Wes Burrito drops off before the Saweetie Meal discussion.

Cutting Crew - “I Just Died In Your Arms”.

Minecraft.

McDonald’s limited time celebrity meals discussion: The Saweetie Meal.

Wes Burrito reviews The Suicide Squad movie.

Starro.

Willem Dafoe.

Hypothetical Meta-Analysis: Your friend's dog swallows one of your AirPods Pro earbuds (retail $249/pair with charging case) because you left it in reach of the curious canine. Recover the ear bud or replace it ($89).

D!ck pizza and ice cream.

This Is The Newz.

PepsiCo and Boston Beer to create alcoholic Mountain Dew drink.

Los Angeles Air Traffic Control Warns ‘Jetpack Guy Is Back’.

An Ankeny man accused of bomb threat over McDonald’s dipping sauce faces a lesser charge.

Woman's terrible date goes viral after he starts flirting with a waitress.

Man has a nail removed from scrotum after shooting himself with a nail gun.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Starbucks releases 47 new Frappuccinos in Japan, one for every prefecture.

“Raw Pepsi,” the most refreshing flavor ever, is out in Japan, but how does it taste?

Burger King unleashes the Tokyo Teriyaki Tower in Japan.

Mario isn’t number one? Nintendo plumber doesn’t win Super Mario series character popularity poll.

"Conbini warp" is an increasing traffic problem for businesses and authorities across Japan.

More Newz.

Best man was ordered to leave the wedding by the bride after a risky joke in speech backfires.

Pompeii’s fast food joint unearthed in 2019 opens to the public.

Aerosol cans cleaned up after a semi explosion in Big Cabin.

New Penelope Cruz film poster showing leaking nipple censored online.

What I Had For Lunch.

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The power of Quantimino™ continues from Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District with conversations, jokes, and odd news commentary to make your day that much better.

Double X Quantimino.

A group of comedy clubs put together a contest where comedians submitted a photo of themselves on stage with one of their best jokes typed on the photo social media style. We chose our favorite from the final round.

Arthur the Arbiter versus KFC.

Classic game shows on BUZZR.

Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto.

Brian’s return to open mic night.

Mile High Fight Club: Is fighting on an airplane the new bar fight?

Fear boners.

This Is The Newz.

Study: Neanderthals Sexed Themselves to Death With Humans.

Woman with the world's largest mouth was awarded the Guinness World Record for 6.52cm gob.

'My mum's husband is so cheap he makes us eat kids' meals at restaurants'.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

A Japanese love doll mistaken for a drowned corpse, saved by emergency services anyway.

(Metal band name: Neanderthal Blood Disorder).

Honda has created a GPS navigation system for your shoes.

Real life doesn’t work like anime – Tokyo man arrested after letting schoolgirl live with him.

A Wakayama man stealing a uniform from school was caught by a mysterious man in the restroom in the middle of night.

More Newz.

Pasco Sheriff’s Office letter targets residents for ‘increased accountability’.

San Francisco restaurant's $72 fried rice.

Capital G Grill gimmick appetizer suggestions.

What I Had For Lunch.

Summer sausage.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how crazy are you?

Brian’s Couch: Tinder messaging.

After Party: Watching Movies in the Theater.

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Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! Your fearless and greasy hosts of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast are back at the studio in the Compound to bring you the best conversation topics and odd news commentary curated over a week. The show closes with their original guessing game, What I Had For Lunch. This work of art would not have been possible without the support of Thicccum Farmz, The Crazy One, Julio Tejas, and you, the listener.

Double X Quantimino.

Ska revival. If you had to give someone their first impression of ska with one third wave ska song, which song?

Ska’d 4 Lyfe.

Burrito Reviews: MOTU: Revelation.

Arthur’s First World Problem: "McBell" or "Taco Donald's"?

Virtue signaling.

“Chosis” and red flags.

True or False: Lacey Sturm circa 2019.

Brian’s No Go Window.

From Tip to Taint: The Slam City Documentary.

Gemini’s coloring book idea.

The Etymology of Felching.

This Is The Newz.

Man caught naked in a stable with a pony covered in massage oil denies wrongdoing.

Man finds real-life bat cave under his new home.

Woman labels date 'worst ever' after man said she looked 'fatter in person'.

Man’s proposal at a baseball game goes horribly wrong in a cringeworthy scene.

Feds Sell Martin Shkreli's Sole Copy Of Wu-Tang Clan Album.

Oregon man knocks out, hogties active shooter, according to Portland police.

(Brian McFly Throat Fucks Active Shooter)

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Rolled up balls of paper win 1st and 3rd place in the Tokyo Tech paper airplane contest.

Busy morning in Sapporo as bear attacks coincide with naked man walking around town.

Restaurant worker putting pubes on curry heralds return of baito-terror.

Japanese man deported for eating cats.

Kanna Hashimoto wins the Guinness World Record for getting tissues really fast.

More Newz.

Two rare white orcas are spotted off the coast of Japan.

Olympic track and field athlete responds to cardboard beds in the Olympic Village.

Olympics Spanish swimmer.had to leave breastfeeding son at home.

Mother makes roadblock to force drivers to stop at her children's lemonade stand.

Astronomers see the back of a black hole for the first time, proving Albert Einstein was right.

What I Had For Lunch.

McFly had Quizno’s.

Fast Food debate.

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Vinyl record grooves, The Flaccid and the Furious, horny goat weed, White Van Scam, ranch sauce, your wife has been kidnapped, Caesar salad, your AI existence, alcoholic dog now sober, offensive shirt at Walmart, Resident Evil 4 upskirt, 18,000 cows, cocaine hippo hit by SUV, Apple store robbed, Fabrizio, Japanese fight festival, man buys coffee but gets latte, Least Attractive Prefecture

Pre-show

F–k Dungeon

Rebel Wilson Tribute

A Facef–k to Remember

Double X Quantimino

Groove

The Flaccid and the Furious

Horny goat weed

Booba Gettz spotted in the wild in Arthur's Nextdoor feed: ‘SCAM: Watch out for the “White Van Speaker Scam” in the area. A guy pumping gas next to me, at Exxon, almost fell for it. The scammer was in a white truck “selling” a home entertainment system.’

Ranch

“Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You’re driving to rescue her. It’s a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no”

Plug In & Hate - What I Had For Lunch: Caesar salad

What if you found out you were an AI bot?

Did Arthur Dream of Electric Podcasts?

This Is The Newz

Alcoholic dog who got addicted to drinks left out by owner now sober

Walmart removes offensive shirt with hidden curse after complaints

Ashley breaks the fourth wall in Resident Evil 4 Remake if you try to upskirt her

18,000 cows killed in explosion, fire at Texas dairy farm may be largest cattle killing ever

Re-enactment Newz: Brian is the newscaster in the helicopter. Gemini is the SUV driver. Burrito is the hippo.

One of Pablo Escobar's 'cocaine hippos' dies after being hit by an SUV in Colombia

Washington Apple store robbed of $500,000 in iPhones after thieves tunnel through coffee shop wall

Fabricio/Fabrizio

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Fights break out at Japanese fight festival

Man arrested for trying to kill a convenience store owner over a cup of coffee

Japanese prefecture replaces Ibaraki as Least Attractive Prefecture in annual ranking

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No other podcast with four dudes in a booth goes longer, faster, or harder than the World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Bring a change of clothes.

Double X Quantimino.

Burrito's Thoughts on Godzilla Singular Point.

Thom Yorke’s Idioteque Dance; Radiohead’s music is a metal blanket.

Santa Claus is a kaiju.

Home Improvement.

Researchers explore employee perceptions of bullshit in the workplace with the “Organizational Bullshit Perception Scale”.

Brian’s Couch: P-in-V sex isn't that good.

American Men Suffer a Friendship Recession.

Brian’s Fingerhut.

True or False: Lauren Mayberry of Chvrches, Snoop Dogg’s Daughter.

This Is The Newz.

Arizona Woman Arrested For Using Craiglist To Find A Horse To Have Sex With.

(Dental talk interlude)

Fuming mum interrupts young daughter's eulogy as fiancé, 68, lists her 'flaws'.

'I make jewellery from the teeth of dead loved ones to help people grieve'.

Wakefield kitten born without an anus saved in emergency operation.

(My Gato Needs An Assholo)

Video shows woman taped to seat after trying to open plane door on American Airlines flight.

(The No McFly List)

SF/Fantasy Bookstore Sues Neighboring Hotel, Includes Comic Book Version of Factual Allegations in Amended Complaint.

Robot Cockroach Features Engineering that Does Not Get Crushed, Moves Fast like the Insect.

(Upskirt Insect)

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese sento bath house creates a genius system to show how busy the baths are.

New Silent Theater in Tokyo lets you lounge on couches with headphones while watching movies.

English teacher arrested in Japan for smuggling cannabis oil inside hair treatment bottles.

Japan created its first law requiring permits for crossbow possession.

You can now visit Evangelion’s Misato’s apartment dining room in real-life Tokyo.

New Godzilla mobile game lets you raise your own Godzilla, race it against other monsters.

More Newz.

Which bottle of wine at a restaurant has the biggest markup? The answer may surprise you.

This ‘Chinese Lego’ Brand Takes Its Toy Space Mission VERY Seriously.

3 shot outside barber shop after argument between 2 men over who won a foot race a month ago.

An unopened Legend of Zelda game from 1987 sells for $870,000.

A Sealed Copy Of 'Super Mario 64' Has Just Sold for $1.56 Million USD.

Would You Eat This KFC Cheesy Zinger Triple Down?

What I Had For Lunch.

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Your part-time friends from the Beaded Curtain District join forces to unleash in-depth conversations about custom trading cards, relationships, hypothetical meta-analysis, odd news, and what they had for lunch. This product may cause sudden bursts of uncontrollable laughter.

Double X Quantimino.

Brainstorming Session: Jaymark is in talks about Slam City trading cards. For the info on the back, the designers are including the nicknames of our fearless and greasy hosts. What nicknames do we have and what other info could we consider including on the back of our trading cards?

Brian’s Couch: Tinder Exit Interviews. What questions would Brian ask his failed Tinder dates?

Hypothetical Meta-Analysis: If Brian had the opportunity to date someone on Tinder that made more money than him, would he take up the offer? Obviously yes (maybe) but would he up the ante (i.e. wax his crack).

True or False?: Jeremy Meeks.

The (International) Noise Conspiracy.

This Is The Newz.

Woman breaks into a dental office and pulls 13 teeth from a clueless patient.

Free heroin, cocaine and meth handed out outside of the Vancouver Police Department.

Do new options mean men will have responsibility for birth control?

Mum makes a face mask out of her breast milk to 'bond' with her newborn baby.

Fans insist a nun looks 'two decades younger' because she lives without men.

Academics Rush to Defend Teacher Who Taught ‘Pornography Literacy’.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Killing Machine appears at Japanese baseball stadium, and Dragon Quest fans are thrilled.

Flying beef bowls?!? Yoshinoya completes drone delivery of its signature gyudon.

Japan's first pulled pork specialty store opens in Tokyo.

You can now rent “fat people” in Japan.

Booze made from wood is coming soon in Japan.

More Newz.

Japan Just Shattered the Internet Speed Record at 319 Terabits per Second.

Out-of-control monkey breaks into liquor store, drinks bottle of Kahlua.

A Movie About A Woman Being Impregnated By A Car Just Won The Palme D'Or At Cannes.

Woman bemuses people by showing off her mum's cupboard of food 'that never goes off'.

Subway Tried To Hand Out 1 Million Subs To Promote Its Revamped Menu This Week. Instead, Some Franchisees Said They Struggled To Give Away Free Sandwiches.

Dino dumps: World’s largest fossilized carnivore poop now on display at the Orlando Science Center.

What I Had For Lunch.

Rice Talk.

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The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast is recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District and features star players Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood. Bring a change of clothes.

Pre-show: Brian’s credit, Hockey, Little Caesars.

Double X Quantimino.

School mascots: ants, echidnas, fish, Shin Godzilla.

Captain Planet and the Planeteers.

Robert the Builder.

Etiquette. How to properly eat a sandwich.

Arthur the Arbiter: Chicken wing shortage, $2 surcharge for every 5 wings.

This Is The Newz.

Taco Cabana sells to a national franchisee for $85M in cash; parent company shifts focus to Pollo Tropical.

The Internet Is Losing It Over the 'Eye of Fire' Burning in Mexican Waters.

Templeton man agrees to stop mowing his lawn naked after a SLO County sheriff visit.

Dashboard Confessional, Sparta, The Mars Volta, and Brian’s Archetype Emo Girl.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Saitama Police chief arrested busted for stealing toilet paper.

Cops in Japan use a police box as shag shack, one goes on to have a second affair with another officer.

Please take Tokyo Olympics condoms back to your home country and use them there, organizers say.

Bukkake udon gets a new name in the U.S.A. from Marugame Udon.

Burger King Japan's Ugly Burgers go head-to-head in a battle for flavour.

"Beef Candy" blurs the line between sukiyaki and candy.

More Newz.

After a flight is delayed, then canceled, a passenger uses the emergency exit of the plane on tarmac at Charlotte airport.

‘They said I don’t exist. But I am here’: one woman’s battle to prove she isn’t dead.

A Nation Conceived in Liberty Confronts Its Queasiness With the “MILF Mobile”.

What I Had For Lunch.

After Party: Brian’s Eurotrip.

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This that Be Praised Mayo, that DJE, that TED Talk, ayy

Watch our soul speak, you let the meds talk, ayy

Double X Quantimino.

Godzilla.

Allison Mack.

Iron Kids bread.

Wes Burrito watched Trese on Netflix.

Gemini’s road rage incident.

Swapping boba back and forth.

Human spice.

High school graduation songs.

Johnny Quest Thinks We’re Sellouts.

Britney Spears is bringing ska back.

Brian’s Tinder dates get stranger.

This Is The Newz.

Nashville woman sues state officials over license plate deemed 'offensive' 10 years later.

17 Injured After Planned Detonation Of Seized Illegal Fireworks Ends In Explosion.

Brewdog: Watchdog urged to probe solid gold can prize claim.

Baton Rouge family surprised by $50B mistaken deposit.

Customer leaves $16,000 tip on $37 bill at New Hampshire bar.

White Influencer Now ‘Classifies As Korean’ After Receiving Surgery To Look Like A Pop Star.

Man upset over lack of dipping sauce makes explosive threat to McDonald’s.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Crackdown on illegal maid cafes looks to be making maids a rarer sight on streets of Akihabara.

Japanese cook shaves his head in apology after gross customer complaint, then things get weird.

Kappa Sushi rents out conveyor belts for diners to use at home.

Reserve your own spot on an uninhabited Japanese island for an unforgettable camping experience.

Talking Attack on Titan anime character robot vacuum promises to clean your “shitty” room.

More Newz.

Peculiar parasitic fungi discovered growing out of the rectum of a 50 million-year-old fossilized ant.

Spectator who caused massive crash at Tour de France missing after fleeing the country.

Something’s fishy: The fight over Subway’s tuna sandwiches opens up a can of worms.

‘God told me to come here’ Louisiana man arrested after getting high and driving to prison.

A Wyoming man calls to ask why he wasn't arrested, is arrested.

Discovery of 'Dragon Man' skull in China prompts rethink of human evolution.

Police break up an exorcism at a Home Depot.

Wont. Whet.

Coined phrases: Joe Rogan rich. Damb.

What I Had For Lunch.

Tater Tots.

Jimmy Thicccum, Thicccum Farmz.

After Party: Fun Guy, Battle of the Buns, Hint of Human, Overcornified: Cuman Bean.

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You didn’t know you needed Slam City until you couldn’t live without it. If you’re not into Slam City, then it’s not for you. If you are into it, welcome to the club.

Double X Quantimino.

The ska revival is here, but ska never really went away.

Mindy Kaling's new "Scooby-Doo" spinoff makes many changes.

Scooby-Doo meets Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Faster and Furiouser? F9 marks 20 years since the first release.

Thigh Stop. It’s like Wingstop, but Thighs.

Zettai Ryouiki.

Arthur the Arbiter: Five Percent Off

Eric America calls in: Snails are hermaphrodites. When they mate, they stab a spike into each other. Then their penises go into each other’s vaginas. Whoever placed the spike better has their sperm survive and the other becomes the mother snail.

Get to know your fearless and greasy hosts versus society.

Gemini Alpha Versus Brian’s The One That Got Away.

Songs that use breathing sounds - Tell Me Something Good.

Jimmy Cox.

This Is The Newz.

A herd of cows stampedes through Los Angeles after breaking free from the slaughterhouse.

Lobsters get stoned for science and, shhh, a more humane way to boil them alive.

Scantily-clad fan invades Belgium-Finland Euro 2020 game.

Florida Woman, Naked, Trashes Outback Steakhouse And Throws Wine Bottles At Cops.

Georgia Boy Scouts find empty lot after booking Airbnb rentals in Big Pine Key.

‘I was horrified’: Largo woman discovers $1B in her Chase bank account.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

A Shinkansen driver was disciplined for taking a poop break while the train was going 150 kilometers an hour.

New unstaffed store in Tokyo sells entrails 24 hours a day.

Japanese woman asks for advice on how to deal with the smell of son’s corpse and gets arrested.

Crazy pigeon dating simulator Hatoful Boyfriend being delisted for PlayStation, iOS, and Android.

Original McDonald's character Speedee makes a comeback in Japan.

More Newz.

Coors Is Releasing An Orange Hard Seltzer Ice Cream Infused With Booze.

Mouse plague forces an Australian prison to evacuate.

Elderly zoo penguin with arthritis gets shoes to provide relief.

42,000 pounds of missing pistachios leads to possible illegal pistachio operation.

Web designer gives his baby boy bonkers name in homage to his profession.

What I Had For Lunch.

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What are you ordering from the Ice Cream Truck?

Favorite news tropes for our non-NFT trading cards.

Among Us BTS McNuggets.

Arthur the Arbiter had an actual BTS Meal.

True or false: Karen O from Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Does Batman go downtown?

This Is The Newz.

Semi-truck carrying fireworks crashes, catches fire on I-294 in Berkeley.

18 Wheeler spills produce along a highway Sunday morning.

Months-long battle over a $50 parking ticket ends up costing Brookfield thousands.

South Korean designer creates 'Third Eye' for 'smartphone zombies'.

Special Loki Charms Cereal Brings Mischief to Breakfast.

Australian researchers discover why only two of echidna’s four penis heads become erect at one time.

How scientists taught monkeys the concept of money. Not long after, the first prostitute monkey appeared.

Naked Florida woman is tasered by the police after trashing a restaurant.

Japan Has Released the World's First Edible and Functional Face Mask.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese cat owner has to sell sports car to pay for medical bills, finds best buyer in the world.

Domino’s now sells pizza rice bowls in Japan.

Coronavirus gives birth to new "Screambulance" haunted house delivery in Japan.

Suitcase with corpse inside washes up on shore of Japan’s largest lake.

More Newz.

Predictably, people want to rail Samsung’s rejected AI mascot.

'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale off Provincetown.

NBC Sh-t Show: 'Ultimate Slip 'N Slide' Production Shut Down Over 'Explosive Diarrhea' Outbreak.

Johnny & Jugnu: Fast food staff arrested for not giving police free burgers.

Scots cafe stunned by ransom note demanding cheesecake for safe return of gnome.

eBay bans sales of adult-only items.

Dunkin's new menu item, Popping Bubbles, explodes in your mouth.

Space Jam! Freeze-dried mouse sperm returns from ISS some six years later to produce healthy 'space pups'.

An Olympic Hopeful Blames A Burrito For Her Positive Drug Test.

What I Had For Lunch.

After party: Brian’s “The one that got away”

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The Aight Collection is a medley of choice audio clips from Slam City. Volume 5: Sayuri is a compilation of hand-picked gems from Episodes 162 through 174 of the Slam City podcast.

The Aight Collection
Volume 5: Sayuri

“The Ingenuity of Our Ancestors”, from Episode 172: Oxford Comma Police

“One More Nerd”, from Episode 166: Life on a Shelf

“The Strive for Five”, from Episode 169: The Fifth Jack by the Eleventh Hour

“Cheetah Symbology”, from Episode 162: Lunch Table

“Own A Hole”, from Episode 168: Onaception

“Vampire Lady”, from Episode 165: Beautiful Mess

“Poophole Loophole”, from Episode 172: Oxford Comma Police

“The Salmon Didn’t Sit Right”, from Episode 168: Onaception

“Breeding Visas”, from Episode 162: Lunch Table

“Femme Fellatale”, from Episode 165: Beautiful Mess

“Multipurpose Hole (Personal Pizza)”, from Episode 164: Slurp Game

“Strong Magma”, from Episode 170: The Call of the Void

“Corn Detected”, from Episode 163: Tear Up The Check

“Babycoa Street Tacos”, from Episode 171: Books, Farts, and Broken Hearts

“Diet Pepsi”, from Episode 174: Hold Your Breath

“Cheez Whiz”, from Episode 167: Thought Audit

“Doctor Feet”, an outtake from Episode 173: Power Dynamic Thirty

“After Party”, from Episode 174: Hold Your Breath

Slam City: Gemini Jackson, Wes “The Burrito Bandito” Burrito, Brian McFly, Arthur Dood.
Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, Slam City USA.
Produced by Arthur Dood for Slam City Radio.
Assistant producer: Jaymark Balenciaga.

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If you are searching for the most thought-provoking conversations from scholar-gentlemen, then look no further than The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. This time around, we navigate a bracket to decide on the best burger in the universe, deliver our infamous odd news commentary, and drop more of that quality banter that you expect from your favorite part-time friends.

Double X Quantimino.

Best Burger Bracket.

Marilyn Monroe: Was she murdered?

How to get rid of triggers with CBT.

Learning Corner: A fossilized turd (coprolite) measuring 8 inches long and 2 inches wide.

More learning: The term “old as f**k”.

Arthur the Arbiter revisits the concept Kids Eat Free.

This Is The Newz.

Steak 48 faces online backlash to new spending minimum, dress code.

Sonic Introduces Bursting Bubbles Drink Lineup.

Teen spent six years digging an underground home in the garden after a fight with parents.

Lil Uzi Vert removes his $24 million diamond that was implanted in his forehead.

Pizza Hut is bringing back a fan favorite, The Edge, a thin-crust pizza "packed with toppings all the way to the edge.

Overdue book returned to Irish library after 64 years.

A Bob Dylan record returned to an Ohio library was 48 years overdue.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Now you can become a cute virtual avatar with just the power of your voice

Japanese masturbatory aid Tenga creates a tissue-dispensing hat for...various purposes.

How to turn McDonald's chicken nuggets into tasty katsudon in five minutes.

Gyoza Cider: Possibly the worst drink we've ever tasted.

Student in Japan leaves a flat-tire bike in the park for a few hours, and finds a surprising letter when he returns.

More Newz.

Children, 12 and 14, use AK-47, other guns in shooting rampage on Volusia deputies.

Man threatened to kill people over a pornographic video.

Teens use beer to help put out a brush fire near Bush Highway.

Drug-sniffing police dogs forced into early retirement as recreational marijuana becomes legalized.

English road left looking like a ‘horror film’ after tomato puree spillage.

Italian Artist Sells An Invisible Sculpture For Real Money.

Former Make-A-Wish Iowa CEO pleads guilty to embezzling nearly $41,000.

“Everything INCLUDING the kitchen sink,” Oklahoma City Police search for suspect in local business theft.

What I Had For Lunch.

Sammies.

What would your robot name be?

Brian had one of his songs licensed in a porn video.

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Discover what everyone on the other side of the tracks is raving about and listen to the thought-provoking conversations from the scholar-gentlemen of Slam City about the finest things in life, odd but interesting news, and the wealth of knowledge around us.

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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial - Penis Breath.

Arthur the Arbiter: Kids Eat Free.

How Arthur saved another 70 cents: Hacking the BTS Meal at McDonald’s.

The Gemini Jackson Meal.

Brian’s love coach.

Gemini and Arthur order Jimmy John’s in the middle of the show.

Eric America’s cousin Chris Columbus.

Burrito’s Moving Update.

Brian’s Apartment Hunt Update.

Dating app nudes baiting.

This Is The Newz.

Man who can’t remember Bitcoin password says he’s ‘made peace’ with $220M loss.

School decides to cover girls' chests by altering yearbook photos, St. Johns County students, parents angry.

My wife has 125 lipsticks. Her $11K cosmetics bill is our household’s largest expense — exceeding vehicles and housing.

Walkers stumble across a tonne of cocaine worth £80m on Sussex beach.

Drug dealer jailed after sharing a photo of cheese that included his fingerprints.

Here’s what the BTS McDonald’s meal comes with and when you can get it.

Woman fired from law firm after seen jumping into zoo spider monkey exhibit.

Lego Art World Map set boasts more than 11,000 pieces – the most in a set ever.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Strange Japanese job ad asks to "deliver a pork-egg onigiri" from Okinawa to Tokyo twice per day.

An Osaka man finds a stranger eating in his kitchen at night, and the stranger dies shortly after.

A Takamatsu man was arrested for car-bombing a person whose parking method he disapproved of.

The dream of playing smartphone games on packed Tokyo commuter trains comes true thanks to Thanko.

More Newz.

Father Hit Daughter In Face With Pizza.

Forget about circles. Unknown author turns a rapeseed field into giant Pac-Man.

American Airlines Flight From Tokyo Diverts to Seattle After Passenger's Phone Charger Stops Working.

Brigantine man learns late in life he has the gift of 'perfect poop'.

Angry over tomato thickness, woman hurls racial slurs, burger at Burger King employee.

Angelina Jolie stands perfectly still, unshowered, covered in bees for World Bee Day.

Men with massive penises on problems they face – from unemployment to no sex.

Woman practicing "self care" in a parking lot tells cops she thought she was in Florida.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

Pluto’s orbit takes 248 years, so no human will ever see a complete orbit.

A female donkey was acquitted on charges of bestiality at a trial in 1750 due to witnesses attesting to her virtue and good behaviour, but her co-accused human was sentenced to death.

As of 2020, the Sega Dreamcast still gets new releases.

A guy took the turducken concept to an extreme and created a dish consisting of 17 birds nested inside each other like Russian dolls.

The hermaphroditic animal known as a sea squirt begins its life as a tadpole-like creature, until it settles down anus-up in a location for the rest of its life. It will then eat its own brain, disintegrate its nervous system, and fire sperm and eggs into the water to reproduce.

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Keep your ears warm and your pants tight with the witty banter and odd news commentary from the World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District where 4 out of 5 doctors may have found themselves in compromising positions.

Double X Quantimino.

Albums that you can wipe from front to back.

Masters of the Universe: Revelation.

Burrito’s Moving Status.

Brian’s Apartment Hunt.

Did Brian make a mistake when he declined anilingus?

This Is The Newz.

TikTok star, 22, is mortified to discover her high school teacher subscribes to her explicit OnlyFans account and even left a comment.

Genius or crazy? Woman fakes her own wedding to get back at ex-boyfriend.

Coronavirus Lingers in Penis and Could Cause Impotence.

High traces of Viagra in Seoul's sewers, research shows.

The salmon in this sushi didn’t come from the ocean—it was harvested from a bioreactor.

Mountain Dew Is Releasing a Cake Smash Flavor That Tastes Like Dessert.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

En garde! Fencer Taxi begins in Tokyo, Saitama, and Kanagawa.

Gorgeous gold Gundams are good-God expensive.

Japan has $10 bananas from the coldest prefecture in the country, but how do they taste?

Attention nagashi somen-iacs! This new Japanese gadget lets you enjoy flowing noodles solo.

Power up like Godzilla with a new limited-edition Godzilla Energy Drink.

King of the Monsters sets out to become King of the Energy Drinks too.

More Newz.

Woman hit in the face with a 10-pound ‘log of prepackaged meat’ during a fight at Walmart.

Man Lets Beef Rot For Months To Get 'Drunk' In 'High Meat' Craze.

Pigs can breathe oxygen via their rectum, so humans probably can too.

50-car train derails in Albert Lea; 2 cars leaking hydrochloric acid.

Hummer with four containers of gas bursts into flames right after filling up at Homosassa gas station.

Eminem fan spends £71,000 on 'Stan's Revenge' NFT.

7,998 tickets win top prize in lottery drawing with combination 6-6-6.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

The foreskin from a baby boy can be bio-engineered to grow and is used in many beauty products like skin rejuvenating lotions, creams and solutions. Medically they're also used in treating burns, persistent leg ulcers, bed sores, reconstructive surgery, etc.

George Washington never wore a wig. He was a natural redhead and powdered it white to look more fashionable.

Water is not colorless. The pure water has a slight blue color that becomes a deeper green as the thickness of the observed sample increases. The blue hue of the water is an intrinsic property and is caused by selective absorption and scattering of white light.

Meat glue exists and is used to hold chicken nuggets together among other things.

When giraffes are born, they fall six feet on their head, but it's the fall that gets them to start breathing.

The most expensive collection of Pokemon cards is valued at over $10 million, by Gary Haase, a 67-yr old father of 3 from Las Vegas.

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X-Men intimacy, John Stamos gets crowned, a Friends smashup, eat a McGlizzy, where to find grapefruit gelatin, mustaches, Batgirl, what pandemic?, the Blue October Girl archetype, losing 30 lb eating McDonald’s, Luby’s Hamber Alert, a teenager pretends to be a physician’s assistant to access a hospital, mammoth meatballs, knockoff designer brands, a hacker returns $200M, naked man drives school bus, a gang member with Down syndrome, all you can eat ice cream and frozen food, an English-speaking-only bar in Japan, a woman defrauds men for 4.4M yen.

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The best X-Men with which to have sex

John Stamos

Friends Smashup

The McGlizzy

Getting grapefruit gelatin for your bae

Mustache

That canceled Batgirl movie

How We Buried A Pandemic

Blue October Girl

This Is The Newz

Man eating McDonald's for 100 days is down nearly 30 lb so far — and now his wife is joining him

Luby's apologizes for ham-handed promotion

Teenage imposter gains access to two Slam City South South hospitals

Meatball from long-extinct mammoth created by food firm

Customs officers seize more than $700,000 of knockoff Gucci, Chanel, other designer brands

Hacker Behind $200M Euler Attack Apologizes, Returns Millions in Ether, Dai to Protocol

Naked man driving stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on chase

Alleged gang member with Down syndrome indicted in separate Chicago murders

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

All you can eat ice cream and frozen food restaurant becomes a hit in Akihabara

English-speaking-only bar opens in Osaka and Tokyo, yellow cards for those who don’t follow rules

Shiga woman defrauded 4.4M yen by man asking for money to fly down from the ISS and marry her

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True or False: Yolandi Visser of Die Antwoord.

McFly in the flesh at Daddy Juice Energy Studio.

Everyone is vaccinated. Time for a human centipede.

Atlanta orgy.

Roofers.

Curbside pickup.

Shingles: The Revenge of the Chicken Pox.

Update on Wes Burrito moving.

Watermelon Girl.

Meta-Analysis.

This Is The Newz.

Boy, 4, accidentally buys $2.6K worth of SpongeBob Popsicles on Amazon.

Legends of the Hidden Temple Revival Now Casting.

Movie Amnesia.

You Actually Aren't Supposed to Mix Wasabi With Soy Sauce When Eating Sushi.

Fries with ketchup flavor baked in.

Ohio State Senator Is Caught Zooming and Driving.

Some Poor Guy Logged into a Court’s Zoom Call with Anal Sex-Themed Screenname.

Man crashes stolen police car on I-95, steals second police car.

Scientists have taught bees to smell the coronavirus. They can identify a case within seconds.

BJP MLA recommends drinking cow urine to stop Covid spread, demonstrates on camera.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese high school kendo coach was caught forcing students to pay birthday-tribute money.

Aichi man who stole and replaced women's shoes set free, victims too "disgusted" to press charges.

Man's panties stolen from man in Nagoya by male/female team of thieves.

Pooping in the supermarket checkout lands Kitakyushu man 300,000 yen fine.

More Newz.

Fresh pizza vending machine prompts curiosity and horror in Rome.

Loose tiger roaming around Houston neighborhood leads to armed standoff.

1,000 feral cats released onto Chicago streets to tackle rat explosion.

Fry’s Electronics permanently closing all stores nationwide.

Street™ cologne: Smell like you been somewhere.

Chick-fil-A is facing a sauce shortage.

A 28-year-old woman posed as a student, sneaked into high school to promote her Instagram.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

The north star is 4000 times brighter than our sun. The light we see when we look at the north star was generated in the year 1587, and it has been traveling through space for 434 years to reach us.

It would take 375,000 Lego bricks stacked one on top of another to destroy the bottom brick. The tower would be nearly 12,000 feet tall.

Bears form "Fecal Plugs" during hibernation. It is formed from hair, callused footpad, and plant material ingested while grooming, as opposed to a changed diet as previously speculated.

The wood frog can hold its pee for up to eight months.

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Hold on to your falcon sex hats while you travel through the Quantimino™ with triple uranium hosts Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur as they bring you into conversations that might make you laugh out loud. Twin Peaks, Pogs, Mortal Kombat, and more!

Double X Quantimino.

Twin Peaks, the breastaurant.

Sir Mix-a-Lot.

Pogs.

Polaris “Hey Sandy” cassette tape from cereal box mail order.

Cole Young and Mortal Kombat.

What is your arcana?

pH Balance.

Leisure Suit Larry.

LiveLeak shuts down after 15 years online.

Model of the Millennium - Brian’s Modeling Career.

Histamine response.

‘Red Sonja’: Hannah John-Kamen to Star in Millennium’s Sword and Sorcery Feature.

This Is The Newz.

Man Arrested At Kid Rock’s Bar For Removing Colostomy Bag And Swinging It Around.

Denver Beer Co. falls $999,993,870 short of its fundraising goal to buy Rockies.

Rare lobster saved from being dinner at Red Lobster: 'One in every 30 million'.

Burger King Japan Stacks Up New "Shrimp Spicy Ugly Beef Burger".

Japanese town spends Covid-19 funds on a huge squid statue.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

McDonald's Japan's new "Taste of Mommy" McShake brings a marvelously milky milkshake to the menu.

A Fukuoka man was arrested for breaking into a store, putting on a female staff's apron and shirt.

NFeeTs.

Nintendo is suing Bowser to stop his latest evil plan.

Teacher disciplined for drinking alcohol during class in Japan.

More Newz.

Villager arrested in alleged Whopper-throwing racial tirade.

114-year-old Omahan is now the oldest living American, but she doesn't care.

Anger In 'God Fearing' Village After 'Pornographic Literature' was placed in the Library.

Belgian farmer accidentally moves French border.

Woman files lawsuit claiming Bagel Bites have deceptive packaging, use fake cheese and tomato sauce.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

Sugar Daddy was originally called the Papa Sucker. The name was changed to Sugar Daddy in 1932. Sugar Babies were introduced three years later in 1935. A chocolate-covered version, Sugar Mama, was produced from 1965 to the 1980s.

Michael Jordan’s first choice of sponsorship was Adidas, and he nearly got the deal before getting vetoed by Adidas’s German execs who thought the 6’6” player was “too short”. With nowhere to go, he ended up at Nike.

Repeated attempts to capitalize on the popularity of McDonald's Quarter Pounder by releasing competing 1/3 pound burgers have failed because Americans are bad at fractions.

Giant pandas are no longer 'endangered' species.

In 1935 "Happy Birthday to You" was copyrighted with a value of 5M making it illegal to sing. In 2016 a federal judge ruled that the copyright was not valid and the song had no other claim to copyright, placing it in the public domain, and making it free to sing for all.

James Franco once created an invisible sculpture called 'Fresh Air'. It was described as an endless supply of oxygen. Someone actually bought the 'sculpture' for $10,000.

Avocados evolved alongside extinct megafauna like giant ground sloths whose digestive system could pass the intact pit. Human cultivation saved the avocado.

The Falcon Sex Hat is a hat that allows a falcon to have sex with a breeders head to collect the semen.

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We saved you a seat at our lunch table, the Quantinimo™ powered podcast known across the universe as Slam City. Brian, Burrito, Gemini, and Arthur penetrate deep inside your ears with thought-provoking conversations that reflect the future of humanity today.

Preshow.

Wes Burrito.

Soggy Ben’s Sex Journal.

The Take Notes T-shirt.

Bleach stains, radioactive yazz.

Godzilla Versus Dong.

Costco Kenny for Be Praised Mayo.

Double X Quantimino.

Mexican restaurants with dry-ass limes.

Mortal Kombat.

Gas Station Cuisine.

Slam City Sea Cucumbers.

Japanese mosaic ultra massive loads.

Sonic the Hedgehog is canon.

This Is The Newz.

Chicken wing shortage leaves restaurants scrambling for more. ‘It’s a predicament’.

Nathan's Famous Brings Back 5-Cent Hot Dogs for First Time in More Than 100 Years.

Man builds poop wall in Washtenaw County after dispute with neighbor.

Oklahoma woman charged with felony for not returning VHS tape 21 years ago.

Argentina loses the country's Google domain after a random citizen buys it for $5.

People named Josh battle it out with pool noodles in Nebraska to find the top Josh.

Kids use sandpit shovels to escape kindergarten to try to buy sports car.

Japanese man was arrested after ‘dating more than 35 women at once to get birthday gifts’.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

A Hyogo man was arrested for stealing 13 tiny fish valued at 52,000 yen.

Daiso sells “emergency shelters,” and they have an amazing visual trick.

Live-action U.S.-produced Gundam movie is coming to Netflix.

Japanese toilets now measure fatigue levels at highway rest stops.

More Newz.

Kyoto woman accused of stalking police officer who previously arrested her for stalking.

An explosion at gender reveal party rocks several towns.

The oldest whiskey believed to be in existence is soon to be up for auction.

Intruders trespass at Denny’s, cook eggs — twice.

Man arrested at airport after 35 birds intended for singing contests found in his clothing.

Japanese Zoo Finds Out Why Its Toucans Keep Flirting but Won’t Get It On.

Dunkin' Is Introducing Coconut Milk To Its Stores With 3 All New Refreshers.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

That one of the honey badgers defense is to go for the groin area. Basically ripping its prey's testicles off until they bleed to death.

Voice actor Frank Welker has voiced Fred from Scooby Doo continuously since the show's inception except for one series where the characters were children. You may also know him as the voice of Megatron from the live action Transformers movies!

A helium balloon on the moon, unlike what might feel intuitive, would drop to the ground as if it was heavy.

The average American child eats 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches before they graduate high school; the average adult consumes a PB&J three times a month.

Despite being the best camouflage, mammals cannot produce green pigment, hence the reason there are no green mammals.

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Immerse yourself with The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast and take an audio journey through the unique minds of the scholar-gentlemen from Slam City. Bring a change of clothes.

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Steakhouse Dining.

Chuck roast versus Gemini Jackson.

Mexican butcher shops.

Post Nut Clarity.

Drew Barrymore movies.

McFly’s McJob.

McFly’s Date Night.

This Is The Newz.

Woman Caught Spraying Her Breast Milk Around At South California Festival.

A Florida McDonald's is paying people $50 just to show up for a job interview, and it's still struggling to find applicants.

McDonald’s partners with BTS on a new celebrity meal — with spicy Korean dipping sauce.

Strip club says Usher did not use fake money to tip dancers in Las Vegas.

Two women busted for trying to use a $1M bill — at a Dollar General store.

Cat in Japan alerts people to elderly man who fell into a ditch, made the police chief for a day.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese police search for a man who stole 1.1 million yen in tiny fish.

Japanese man was arrested for stealing women's shoes and replacing them with new ones.

Man arrested in Kobe after stuffing fried chicken into woman’s mailbox.

Wife takes revenge on her cheating husband by auctioning his Yu-Gi-Oh! collection for millions of yen.

More Newz.

Video shows driver jumping rising drawbridge in Daytona Beach.

Peloton Tread+ Treadmill Safety Incident.

N.C. man throws rabid bobcat after it attacks wife.

Garden gnome shortage strikes due to pandemic and Suez Canal blockage.

Red Lobster Releases Massive "Codzilla" Fish Burger.

Costco Just Made This Big Change To Its Samples.

Drug Cartel Now Assassinates Its Enemies With Bomb-Toting Drones.

TSA finds a lump of crystal meth inside a traveler's breakfast burrito.

This Robot 'Urinates' Beer on Command.

Teenager Arrested For DUI While Operating Amish Buggy In Lawrence County.

SEGA Urged To Pick A Different Font After Promo Picture Looks Like Anal Battle.

Burglar Pleads Guilty After Downloading Porn During Break-in, Leaving Semen on Laptop.

A man bitten while using barbecue tongs to remove rattlesnake.

A man kicked so hard by an attacker his testicle had to be removed.

What I Had For Lunch.

Boomchi Bucks.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

Frogs use their eyeballs to swallow their food by pushing them down to their throats to compact their food into their digestive system.

The Monkey and the Frog.

The Chicken Ranch was the Oldest Continually Operating Whorehouse in the United States when it closed in 1973. - During the Great Depression the "house of ill repute" offered time with a "lady of the evening" in exchange for a chicken. The brothel was listed on the tax rolls as a poultry farm.

When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that isn’t the most epic way to tell someone “Go fck yourself” I don’t know what is.

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May Yonaise be praised! From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of interesting scholar gentlemen, odd news commentary, food, and expanding knowledge. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside.

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Slam City's "street franchise" and what they sell.

How do you pronounce “mayonnaise”?

Bryan McFly’s Into the Future: Human cloacas and what we can expect in 2069: The Great Genital Swxtch.

J Roper Explained.

Your single favorite euphemism for “rubbing one out”.

Burrito is moving out of his home of 9 years to another place.

Collecting trading cards.

White Van Scam Explained.

Introducing Detective Dick Hawks.

This Is The Newz.

Brit who was posted home from Australia wants to find men who nailed crate shut.

Texas Man Tried to Blow Up the Internet.

Door stolen from car at NY dealership.

Jimmy Dean Is Debuting Savory ‘breakfast Nuggets’.

Guy steals $21 million of lunar rocks to have 'sex on the moon'.

Colorado looks to legalize human composting — yes, your dead body could become garden soil.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Entire crew of Going Merry arrested by police in Japan (no, not on April 1).

The sea cucumbers they poached along the way actually are a sort of treasure.

Original Tokyo Olympics opening ceremony plans leaked, with Akira and Mario taking centre stage.

7-Eleven to build 7-Eleven in the parking lot of another 7-Eleven.

What’s it like to shop at Family Mart’s first “unmanned convenience store” in Japan?

More Newz.

S.Pellegrino's New Coffee-Inspired Sparkling Water Features a Caffeine Kick.

Egypt To 'Ever Given' Owners: Pay Us $1 Billion Or You Aren't Getting Your Big Boat Back.

A Florida woman who claimed to be Harry Potter killed a judge in a hit-and-run.

Stolen Doritos Truck Chase in Oklahoma City Lasts 100 Miles.

El Paso man kept 29 bags of money while working in an armored delivery service.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

Sharks do not have bones.

As Drone Bees mate with Queen Bees mid-flight, all blood in the Drone's body rushes to his endophallus causing him to lose control of his body. After inseminating the queen, his body falls to the ground leaving part of his endophallus in the queen.

The platypus has no nipples. Their milk oozes out of mammary gland ducts and collects in grooves on their skin.

Whales have inverted nipples and produce milk so fatty it has the same texture as toothpaste.

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Your one-stop shop for interesting discussions with wandering viewpoints, odd news commentary, food talk, and some fun facts to top it off.

Double X Quantimino.

Baby born with three penises makes medical history.

Nature's Cereal, coconut milk, umami.

The Truman Show with Brian McFly.

Xennials.

The Burrito Bandito’s Top 20 DC Villains.

Donkey shows?

True or false?: Greased up donkey hole.

This Is The Newz.

Georgia Man Who Received 91,515 Pennies As Final Paycheck Cashes Out.

Lizard climbs up supermarket shelves as it raids a store for food.

Geologist beaten up by 'angriest octopus' on beach.

Woman thought she was passing a kidney stone in the toilet - but she was having a baby.

Sealed Super Mario Bros. sells for $660,000, shattering record for most expensive game ever.

‘Wheel Of Fortune’ fans cry foul after contestant loses out due to ‘dumb rule’.

Popular female biker unmasked as a 50-year-old man in Japan.

Woman shoots at Burger King employees over wait time at drive-thru.

'I spent $15,000': Man arrested at Disney resort in Florida after refusing temperature check.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japan's Olympic stadium to fill thousands of empty spectator seats with waifu pillows.

Man climbs down the side of a building in Tokyo to steal...a bunch of Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.

Hitachi has an insane onomatopoeia troubleshooting guide for its washing machine.

We try blue beer made with drift ice from Hokkaido.

More Newz.

‘Deep Nostalgia’ Can Now Make Old Photos of Your Relatives Dance and Blow Kisses.

Woman finds out son's bride is her long-lost daughter on their wedding day.

Stories about Michael Jordan's secret golf course, nicknamed 'Slaughterhouse 23,' are starting to leak.

Woman finds WWII room untouched for decades hidden in 'storage cupboard'.

Cows Are Being Fitted With VR Goggles to Increase Milk Production?

'Chaos of clicks and sounds from below' as 70 orcas kill blue whale.

Pageant Winner Has Crown Grabbed Off Head, Given To Runner-Up.

Rare original Superman comic sells for record $3.25 million.

Home inspector caught on nanny cam pleasuring himself with an Elmo doll faces charges.

Monkeys on the loose on Cincinnati’s west side.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

A man won the $5.5 million state lottery but had to forfeit the winnings because he bought the ticket with the proceeds of selling 36 grams of cocaine to a federal informant.

3 adult games for the NES were created during the 1990s but Nintendo refused to license them. Peek-A-Boo Poker, Bubble Bath Babes, and Hot Slots are now highly sought after, fetching as much as $800 per game.

On the first day the Suez Canal opened, Nov 17, 1869, a French ship named the Péluse ran aground and blocked the canal, forcing ships stuck in the canal to wait until the next morning when the Péluse was hauled away.

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After Party: More triphallia discussion.

Enjoy some quality time with the scholarly gentlemen of Slam City as they discuss the topics that matter most: Double X Quantimino, Odd Newz, Burrito’s Nippon News, What I Had For Lunch, and Eric America’s Learning Corner.

Double X Quantimino.

A reflection on the Ever Given fiasco, the ship that got stuck.

Riding around in cars with boys: Any bands you enjoyed and looked forward to listening to when you were in a sibling or friend’s car but that band wasn’t in your CD collection?

Could the Slam Citizens write and record a ska demo EP in one weekend so that we can usher in the fourth wave? What would our ska band be called? The Four Gregs, Chicken In a Biscuit, Citizen Skank, The Pick It Ups.

Tip to Taint: What is the true measure of success?

A skapera, a skancept album. Skandalous.

Would your 23-year-old self piss off your current old man self? Time travel scenario.

True or False?: Onions

If you could only bring one Radiohead song to a deserted island.

Bone Killer: Hold your breath to rid your unwanted erection.

This Is The Newz.

Company Pays Man His Last Pay Cheque In Grease-Covered Pennies.

Illinois woman charged with false report after claiming she was being taken to Florida against her will.

Pepsi is teaming up with Peeps to make a marshmallow soda.

Houston tax preparer allegedly brandished gun at customers who complained about filings.

Nike denies involvement with Lil Nas X 'Satan Shoes' containing human blood.

Nike Gets Judge to Halt Sales of Lil Nas X's 'Satan Shoes'.

Bizarre reason onion ad banned.

NASA Discovers Gas Emanating From Uranus.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Osaka YouTubers’ stupid plan to live-stream marijuana dealer’s arrest backfires, stupidly.

Public schools in Japan’s Saga Prefecture will no longer regulate/check students’ underwear color.

New color-changing cat sand from Japan reaches crowdfunding goal.

Cup Noodle Pro is Nissin’s latest way to up its instant ramen game.

More Newz.

Dog eats Rockford man's big toe, saves his life.

Woman punches, knocks man to ground after he tried to choke girlfriend at bowling alley.

Goodwill worker finds mistakenly donated $42,000 cash.

Police bust 'world's biggest' video-game-cheat operation.

Italian mafia fugitive caught after police find YouTube cooking show.

Pastor Accused Of Farting On Congregation's Face Says "It's A Demonstration Of God's Power".

Traffic flowing on I-95 after containers of radioactive material dumped onto the highway.

Brian’s Cat in the Lap Story.

What I Had For Lunch.

Chicken sliders with baby waffles.

Burrito’s Quizno’s absence streak ends.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

There's a miniature art "museum" on the moon that includes a drawing of a dick by Andy Warhol.

That Jack in The Box created a fake boy band called the Meaty Cheese Boys because NSYNC had a CD promo with McDonald’s and Backstreet Boys had it with Burger King.

Less than 3 percent of Americans live a healthy lifestyle.

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Afterparty Bonus Audio.

Vince Offer.

More commentary on The Last Blockbuster.

Kevin Smith.

Tusk.

Human Centipede.

Hot Towel Treatment at Sport Clips.

Gemini, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur bring you a triple uranium episode filled with Double X Quantimino, odd news commentary, WIHFL, and Eric America’s Learning Corner.

Double X Quantimino.

Jurassic Park in our lifetime?

True or False: Topanga.

Amazon Gift Card Challenge.

Burrito’s Top 20 DC Heroes.

This Is The Newz.

Immature Hero Bikes 2,550 Miles From Poo Poo Point To Pee Pee Creek For Charity.

Heinz Is Releasing Wild Condiments Like Wasabioli, Tarchup, And Hanch.

Police seize real gun disguised as Nerf toy in North Carolina drug raid.

SF couple who ran trendy poop-testing startup charged with fraud.

Penis Size Is Shrinking Due To Environmental Pollution, Scientist Warns.

Brian McFly’s Into The Future

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese company allows workers to take vacation to grieve if favorite idol singer gets married.

Former idol singer arrested on fraud charges, police say she found victims through dating apps.

Take a break from your hectic day with KitKat's new "Spare Moment Almond and Cranberry".

Foreign citizen arrested in Japan for throwing his bento trash in a mailbox.

More Newz.

Lebanon's skinniest building was reportedly built by a man who wanted to ruin his brother's seafront views.

Taoist master’s ‘mind control’ breast implants has Chinese authorities concerned.

Florida mom shows up to daughter's school wearing a boxing glove, fights the child, and gets arrested.

Australian Government Official's Anime Figures, Joker Statue Declared A "Psychological Hazard".

Upper Peninsula man wakes to intruder holding gun to head, demanding his cats.

What I Had For Lunch.

McQuad Goals.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

White holes are the hypothetical opposite of black holes. For example, the Big Bang might have been produced by a supermassive white hole explosion.

Caesar salad was invented in Mexico.

The glow in the dark effect of phosphorus was discovered by an alchemist boiling his own pee while searching for the Philosopher’s Stone: Hennig Brand.

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From tip to taint, this episode of Slam City covers the happenings of two former Blockbuster employees and two gentlemen/scholars, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind.

Double X Quantimino.

The Last Blockbuster on Netflix.

Reminiscing about Blockbuster, the video rental store concept, and VHS.

True or False: Former Gold Coast sex worker with two vaginas reveals how her rare condition helped her career.

The Poophole Loophole.

Why in 2021 are people still able to take shitty photos of stuff they’re selling on the internet?

Is a 4th Wave of Ska inevitable? Another ska revival?

Discussion about mainstream rock music today.

JNCO Boy.

Discovering ska.

Recording No Face by The Suicide Machines on a Talkboy up to a TV speaker.

My Town by Buck-O-Nine.

Reality TV: Survivor, There’s Something About Miriam, Solitary.

This Is The Newz.

Man stole a 400-pound slide from the playground, mounted it on a bunk bed.

Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon.

Beeple NFT Sold for $69.3M at Christie's Auction.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Adorable baby ape born at Japanese zoo...to a mom who lives alone.

Asahi opens an online store to sell their edible cups, aiming to reduce plastic waste.

Japanese government workers were punished for leaving work two minutes early.

Life-size AND poseable Rei Ayanami Evangelion figure could be yours for a small fortune.

More Newz.

Woman created ‘deepfake’ videos to force rivals off daughter’s cheerleading squad: police.

Earlimart man arrested after search finds $167K in catalytic converters.

Doctors warn people not to insert frozen potatoes.

Woman says we should sit on the toilet backwards so you can eat at the same time.

Shaq poured milk on testicles after burning them with pain relief gel in a game.

DC warning letter about using comic characters in NFTs is being sold as an NFT.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

The lack of an Oxford comma in the wording of a state law laying out what activities qualify a worker for overtime pay, more than 120 drivers for the Oakhurst Dairy became eligible for a multi-million settlement for unpaid overtime.

The average body temperature of a “healthy” human has actually dropped from 98.6 degrees to 97.5 degrees over the past 150 years.

Venus rotates backwards. So does Uranus.

McFly shares a story about bowling a 300.

Caesar said in Greek: 'Kai su, teknon' (which Shakespeare turned into the Latin 'Et tu, Brute?'). It literally means 'You too, child,' but what Caesar may have intended by the words isn't clear. The words ‘kai su’ often appear on curse tablets, and suggests that Caesar's putative last words were not 'the emotional parting declaration of a betrayed man to one he had treated like a son' but more along the lines of 'See you in hell, punk.'

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Thought-provoking topics and odd news are discussed on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with your triple uranium hosts and part-time friends Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur.

Double X Quantimino.

Selling your soul for a billion dollars.

Sitting or standing to wipe. Who does what? Gemini reveals his secret.

True or False?: Cannibal play.

Cannibalism discussion.

Tipping is a Myth.

This Is The Newz.

Sony’s latest patent application: a banana PlayStation controller.

Burger King UK Responds to Criticism Over International Women’s Day Tweet.

Papa John’s former CEO says he’s been ‘working to get rid of the N-word’ in his vocabulary.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

10 yakuza members arrested for stealing sea cucumbers from the ocean.

We buy oysters from a Japanese vending machine.

Who actually writes Japan’s Letters from Little Sister and schoolgirl love letter capsule toys?

Man arrested for sending 37 death threats to Square Enix because he couldn't win at a game.

More Newz.

Bigfoot bounty balloons to $2.1M in massive campaign to capture creature.

Panda Express workers forced to strip in ‘cult-like’ team-building seminar, lawsuit alleges.

Cat Attacks Pilot, Forcing Plane To Make Emergency Landing.

Billions Of Insects Have Accidental Sex.

Escaped convict lands himself back in prison after coming out of hiding to buy a video game.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

The song 'Who let the dogs out?' sparked a bidding war between Nickelodeon and Disney. Disney wanted it to be in the movie 101 Dalmatians, and Nickelodeon wanted it to be in Rugrats in Paris. In the end, Nickelodeon offered the band their own concert special, and paid the cost of the video.

The "Mariko Aoki effect" is when people have an urge to poop caused by visiting a bookstore.

"Asparagus pee" is actually dependent on two factors. Whether or not someone's body makes the smelly pee, AND whether or not someone can smell said pee.

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The Mayor Pro Tem Boston Cream Cake story is retold. A customized aroma collection for Slam City is workshopped. Motor vehicle operators must now be able to also properly operate a bicycle. A mother’s daughter asks for $4 to pay for a classmate’s field trip fee, but Mom says no. Cassettes are limited edition collectibles now? Arthur was late to the recording session, so no Newz this episode. The Burrito Bandito brings odd news from Japan about a briefcase filled with adult toys, bears serving coffee through a hole in the wall, and a straight-bar keyboard. If your attention span takes you to 45:03, Jaymark takes you time-traveling.

Double X Quantimino

Gemini and The Burrito Bandito explain Mayor Pro Tem to Brian and the listener.

Slam City's Aroma Collection - Barbacoa, Olympic Swimming Pool, Grundle, Clam City (Glitter + Shame), and Nostalgia Stage Two

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - To legally operate a motor vehicle, one of the requirements is that an applicant must be able to properly operate a bicycle.

Did she make the right decision? A mother declines to give her daughter $4 to pay for another classmate’s field trip fee.

When did collectible limited edition cassettes become a thing? Do I need to dig out my old Walkman? As The Burrito Bandito was swinging and missing on buying a copy of the Coheed and Cambria SSTB vinyl repress, pronoun noticed a cassette section in Equal Vision's store.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Bomb squad in Japan summoned to take care of an abandoned briefcase full of adult toys

Bears serve environmentally friendly coffee and treats via a hole in the wall at new Tokyo cafe

Google Japan creates the Key Bou, an insane and logical straight-bar keyboard

After Party: A brief review of Martin House Brewing Company Raspberry Mochi fruited sour + tips on meeting women

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The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast provides the universe with comical, witty, and thought-provoking conversations from triple uranium award-winning hosts Gemini Jackson, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.

Double X Quantimino.

Gemini did not rinse after brushing.

True or False?: Traps.

China makes Covid anal swabs mandatory for all foreign arrivals. The long game, four degrees warmer.

Memories about TV.

1992.

Muzzy.

This Is The Newz.

Border agents seize 277 pounds of banned bologna.

Woman linked to crime by Cheeto residue on her teeth.

Iowa pizzeria serves up breakfast pizza with Froot Loops and cheese.

Luby’s.

Tic Tacs.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Breast material shortage causing delay for explosively popular US$479 busty anime girl mousepad.

Town in Japan has an adorable boob mascot, makes City Boob Declaration for a touching reason.

Burger King Japan's Strong Magma Super One Pound Beef Burger has us quaking in our boots.

Japanese whisky sweet potatoes: A super-easy, super-delicious snack you can make in seconds.

More Newz.

Amazon makes an adjustment to its app icon after comparisons to Hitler mustache.

Three drunk drivers all crash into each other in Mount Pleasant after 2 AM on a Sunday.

Man creates penis shapes with his running routes to raise money for testicular cancer.

Dutch sex workers protest to get back to business. 5-feet distance is not a problem, they claim.

Emirati arrested for stealing camel for gift to girlfriend.

Goodwill worker finds $5,000 left in donated jacket pocket.

15th century Chinese bowl bought for $35 at Connecticut yard sale.

78 pounds of wool sheared from sheep found living in the wild.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

The reason Fear Factor was cancelled was because they had a challenge where the contestants drank donkey semen. It wasn’t even the final test to win the grand prize.

Jigsaw puzzles almost never have the number of pieces they say on the box: most “1000-piece” puzzles are 38 x 27 = 1026.

The nails on your dominant hand grow faster than the rest, as do the nails on your longer fingers. Your fingernails also grow faster during the day and during the summer.

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Gemini, Brian, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for Double X Quantimino, The Newz, What I Had For Lunch, and Learning Corner.

Double X Quantimino

The first-ever product recall of a food because of its genetically engineered ingredients was when Taco Bell brand taco shells were pulled from stores after tests confirmed the presence of an ingredient not approved for human consumption.

What is your go-to at Taco Bell?

Deep dive into Mexican food.

Black holes 'sing' at a frequency similar to a B flat, but located 57 octaves below middle C.

What did you have your dck in before tiddies.

Last episode, Eric America mentioned in his Learning Corner that small breasts are often more attractive to men who've just eaten. McFly did the scientific studies about liking big breasts more before eating.

This Is The Newz.

Metallica's BlizzCon Performance Ruined By Twitch.

TikTok Users Are Burning Snowballs in Viral Videos to 'Prove' the Snow is Fake.

Phoenix family discovers 5,000 fentanyl pills inside daughter's thrift store toy.

Arizona man accused of faking own kidnapping to evade work.

Kids expelled from Catholic school over mom selling adult photos.

Perth police hunt a man with a swastika on forehead who attacked a woman using a flamethrower.

Fry's Electronics suddenly went out of business.

200 Coffins Fall Into Sea As Cemetery Collapses in Italy.

1 In 3 Drivers Say Cars Are Too Full Of Junk To Have Room For Passengers.

Miami lawyer whose pants caught fire during arson trial arrested on cocaine charge.

Chinese court orders man to pay ex-wife $7,700 for housework in landmark divorce case.

What I Had For Lunch.

The Strive for Five AKA The Fifth Jack.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

Around the globe, people are eating more cheese. Americans alone have gone from eating 16lbs to 37lbs of cheese each per year. Cheese consumption has even been growing in places like China which traditionally did not have much cheese consumption.

That after brushing your teeth you should spit, don't rinse! Rinsing your mouth results in the protective ingredients being removed from your teeth.

When Mr. Potato Head was first introduced, parents were expected to supply their own potato. Federal regulations made the pieces less sharp, so Hasbro was forced to include a plastic potato with pre-made holes.

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Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to record another triple uranium episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.

Double X Quantimino.

Getting through city life without electricity, running water, and the Internet.

Bug out bags, long johns, flushing with melted snow.

Onaholes.

If power went out while you were at the grocery store, what would you loot?

How many Hot Wheels would fit in a Walmart shopping cart?

Generic Plan B.

Godzilla Singular Point on Netflix.

New Godzilla has super-thick thighs thanks to Studio Ghibli anime veteran.

This Is The Newz.

Warren police search for man who pooped in unlocked cars at auto shops.

Man back behind bars for carjacking 16-year-old girl just 20 minutes after prison release.

Turkish man strikes up 37-year friendship with swan.

All You Can Eat Restaurant Forced To Close After Two Weeks Because Customers Ate Too Much.

Japan's ruling party wants more women at meetings — unless they talk.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Saitama begins plans to regulate how to use escalators, prohibit walking up and down.

Japanese toilets become even more high-tech with new floating panels.

Anime figures damaged in earthquake? Tokyo manufacturer offers to repair them for free.

Sakura tacos? The Tokyo treat we didn’t know we needed until right now.

More Newz.

McDonald's is selling chicken hoodies for $5.

This Chameleon May Be The World's Tiniest Reptile, But Its Genitals Are Huge.

Every Honda CR-V Hybrid Comes with a Fart Joke in Its VIN.

Lil Uzi Vert just revealed the real story behind that diamond face implant.

Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" interpolated to 60fps 4k is freaking everyone out.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

In 1958, Momofuku Ando invented instant ramen and established Nissin Foods. "Chikin Ramen" became their first flavor. He went on to create "Top Ramen" and "Cup Noodles". Before this, ramen was considered a luxury food for most people.

There is a usually harmless condition called penile melanosis which causes a man's penis to become spotted with brown or black spots, which can form on the head or the shaft.

Small breasts are often more attractive to men who've just eaten.

"Astronaut" means star sailor and the word is coined by NASA.

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