I thought putting a link to a .pdf of The Anarchist's Cookbook here would be a funny bit but I don't wanna get in trouble.

The most cursed (pronounced curse-ed) night of the year is upon us, Skelloween. If you are reading this I am probably dead. Or eating chocolate and peanut butter candy.

Practice kindness. Be sure to not be a jerk. Metal is aggressive, but this doesn't mean you have to act aggressively. Metal music is an expression of human emotions. Metal became so popular because it is an outlet for fans and musicians to channel the darker emotions of life.

• All good art channels universal human emotions in a way that reacts with you. Metal certainly can have a moving effect on you, but don’t let that alter the way you treat others.[3]

Duke is dead, and he's never coming back.

I played BFG Division from Doom (2016) composed by Mick Gordon during the final boss fight which is way more than that fight deserved, and I also played Summer Winds, composed by Heinz Meier, Hans Bradtke (original lyricist), Johnny Mercer (English lyricist), and sung by Russi Taylor.

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The most cataclysmic event of all time happens and then we find the timeline fulla nerds.

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We walk through boring gray hallways for the entirety of this episode. We kind of stop explaining it, so if you're ever wondering what's happening while we talk about toilet humour in JoJo for the nth time just remember everything is gray and boring and this game sucks and is bad. 

The Orange Juice thing is from 4PlayerPodcast and the songs I played were Spiral Mountain by Banjo-Kazooie and my dad Grant Kirkhope, Stuck in the Middle With You by Stealers Wheel who probably wrote more than just that song but the jury's out, the X-Men Animated Series intro, the song by Beck from Odelay that has a synonym for 'butt' in the title that I don't want a Google robot to read and blacklist me for foul language, In A Jar by Dinosaur Jr., All Your Kayfabe Friends by Los Campesinos!, which is unfortunate that I had two bands with punctuation in their names because now those commas look weird, and Toilet of Venus by Me Rex. 

Also this is for no one but me, but I think the electricity sounds right around the one hour mark are the exact same as Storm Spirit's zip in Dota 2. Neat.

I played a buncha games last year so Evan is back to help me organize my cerebrum.

Keeps are old news, we're all about Lairs now. Also pterodactyls. We are extremely about pterodactyls.

It's another drive a car around for way too long level, but it's actually not terrible. Well, until it is.

This is one heck of a dungeon delve. A castle creep. A fort frolic. And probably many other alliterations.

Don't tell Randy about this one. 

Sorry about Chrono delay again, it's recorded but you know how the holidays is

They gotta make a nerd Jeopardy, but only specifically the nerd fields in which I am knowledgeable.

It's the most wonderful time of the year, time to play some Die Hard with the serial number filed off.  And also like 250% more wacky.

Find more Bill over here or here or here or here or here

Sorry for delayed Chrono Trigger, November and December are full of trials and tribulations for a lil retail boy like me. 

This episode contains easily one of the worst sections of any game I have ever played. Absolutely godawful. Sending a psychic projection to everyone that worked on it to make them feel a lingering sense of shame.

Hope you like driving around a little RC car for way too long, I sure didn't.

In this one we learn that our buddy had a hard life, and also has some good hops.

Don't forget, you're here (Duke Nukem) Forever.

Please Apple Podcasts don't send me to the algorithm shadow realm for having the word 'orgy' in my title. 

And now my description.

The only joke that lands is This Game! Is a joke! Not in the funny way but in the way that means it sucks.

Ok maybe even that doesn't land.

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After defeating both of our illnesses we're back to explore the town! And then the other town! And then this lil forest a bit! And then a mountain! And we're gonna bully children the whole way!

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Look at all these exclamation points dude I'm so hyped!

Also I said it was episode 8 in the outro but it's very obviously episode 7! Frick!

Sometimes if you work real hard at something it pays off. Other times you just have to make a couple real dumb jokes.

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Pls listen to my friends not because they are paying me but because I think they are very good and also a lil bit because they are paying me

I can't even remember why I wasn't gonna use these ones, I think they actually turned out alright. 

Regular programming will resume whenever me and Jess are not all fricked up at the same time, satoru_iwata_please_understand.jpg

I would need 60000 characters to adequately express the amount of clicking and my dang episode description blurb only allows 4000, so here is the best I can do.

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Do not spam in chat or you will be banned.

I'll remember you fondly when I'm looking down at all of the insects from my new villa in the hills.

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Me sick :(

Be prepared to get radical. Also sad. 

But mostly radical.

We are becoming experts at this time hopping business. We are also becoming experts at this JRPG battle system business, albeit a little bit slower.

A, uhh, satisfying conclusion. 

Between editing and release two other individuals have placed high on the speedrun leaderboards, so bump me down two spots.

A game inside a game inside a game. 

>EXAMINE EPISODE 

Thank you again DreadXP for the key, hugs n kisses

Jess's list of people she doesn't respect: 
Bullies, 
Landlords, 
Narcs 

Jess's list of people that she does respect: 
Robo

ACAB baby

We must do everything we can to save these poor potato sacks.

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We're back for round 2! This time with audio and voice-lines and stuff, as well as a hankering to figure out what the heck is actually going on in this game.

I'm trying my hardest to come up with an OJ Simpson joke, but it's just not coming to me. Much like justice didn't come for OJ after he did all them murders. 

I dunno, I think that's the best I got. Sorry.

A satisfying conclusion.

We go save the princess to go save the princess!

Featuring Certified Not Very Good Boss Fight

This is why no one wants to work anymore.

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Thank you very much to DreadXP for the key, and thanks Erik from Epik Fails of History for uhh no reason don't worry about it

What better game for an audio-only let's play than one where all the sound is muted? 

Any other game probably.

Jess and Brett return to Silent Hill to see what Maria was up to before she started hanging out with James.

You lied to me. 

You betrayed me. 

You used me. 

You really done messed up me gob.

It's your three favourite people; Brett, Trip, and Grace. And Brad. And Josh. And Lisa.

It all comes down to this.

Remember that thing you like? What if it sucked.

Victory Road!

That's it for the description this week, I'm sleepy.