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We continue our Cannon Summer...Ninja edition with Ninja III a film that I think we can all agree is a must watch. 80s Ninja, in a desert, lots of killing and spirits that would make Spirit Halloween frightened.

 

Ninja III: The Domination | 1984 A woman with ESP and an interest in ancient Japanese culture becomes possessed by the spirit of an evil warrior. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087805/

 

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We continue our Cannon Summer...Ninja edition with Ninja III a film that I think we can all agree is a must watch. 80s Ninja, in a desert, lots of killing and spirits that would make Spirit Halloween frightened.

 

Ninja III: The Domination | 1984 A woman with ESP and an interest in ancient Japanese culture becomes possessed by the spirit of an evil warrior. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087805/

 

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The death of the movie theater experience seems to be in full effect. What will bring people back? Cheaper tickets, popcorn buckets or maybe good movies.

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  #Theaters #movies #missionimpossible #tomcruise #tomcruisefan #ethanhunt #tomcruiseforever #tomcruisemovie #topgun #missionimpossiblefallout #tomcruisestyle #tomcruiselover #tomcruiseedit #topgunmaverick #movie #movies #hollywood #rebeccaferguson #film #jackreacher #tomcruiseuniverse #alita #henrycavill #missionimpossibleroguenation #tom #missionimpossibledeadreckoning #cinema #fallout  #superman #maverick

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According to a recent report, the sun will 'end of the world', a theory going viral on TikTok. Theories about the end of the world have always been around. However, according to TikTok, that could happen this Sunday, April 23 due to a solar storm. While the discourse is extremely alarming, there's some sort of scientific background to it...so yeah bye everyone, Gotham Knights ep. 2 is it! Maybe the sun cannot handle Gotham Knights anymore, just like us.

Gotham Knights | Ep. 2 In an attempt to clear their names, Turner, Duela, Cullen, Harper and Carrie head back to the scene of the crime in search of Bruce Wayne's journals.

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#Podcast #TVCommentary #gothamknights #batman #TV #CW Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Since Justin decide to go get married we decided to watch a few episodes of the new CW show Gotham Knights, a show no one wants to watch. Here is Ep. 1 of a show that I'm sure will be canceled by the 8th episode. Gotham Knights | Ep. 1 Batman is dead, and a powder keg has ignited Gotham City without the Dark Knight to protect it. In the wake of Bruce Wayne's murder, his adopted son Turner Hayes is framed for his killing. With the charismatic and hard-charging District Attorney Harvey Dent and the GCPD hot on his trail, Turner must rely on allies including his best friend and formidable coder Stephanie Brown, and unlikely Batman sidekick Carrie Kelley. However, they soon learn there is a larger, more nefarious force at work within Gotham City. This team of mismatched fugitives must band together to become its next generation of saviors known as the Gotham Knights. Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

April Fools don't come more foolish than these three guys. On the Spring Fling edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the guys talk Kanye liking the Jewish people again. They spoof Mario Brothers and Succession at the same time. They play a game of Kill F*%k Marry in honor of Justin getting hitched next month. And they also go to church to confess some sins. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Getting Lucky | 1990 A leprechaun in a beer bottle grants a teen (Steven Cooke) three wishes, including a date with a cheerleader (Lezlie Z. McCraw).

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Getting Lucky | 1990 A leprechaun in a beer bottle grants a teen (Steven Cooke) three wishes, including a date with a cheerleader (Lezlie Z. McCraw).

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What happens when you mix St. Patrick's Day with the Simplistic Reviews podcast? Well, pretty much the same thing but just more beer. Enjoy the guys going over some trailers, some TV news, some Hulk Hogan racism and sex tapes, and debating the winner of fictional characters fighting to the death.

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We made it to 200 episodes!!! Thank you everyone for the years of listening. We appreciate the support, so we figured we watch a frightening bloody story, much like our lives. 

Terrifier 2 | 2022 Resurrected by a sinister entity, Art the Clown returns to Miles County to terrorize a teenage girl and her younger brother on Halloween night.

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Has DC films has found the magic sauce with James Gunn? Will James fix the DCU? Is Marvel finished? Is Matt drunk? Find out on Simply15! Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #DC #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #JamesGunn #Superman

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It's October and spooky time is here! What more could you ask for then a talking killing doll? Well, maybe a good talking killing doll movie like Child's Play...but today we have the Dollar General version, Child's Play 3. So grab that candy corn and get ready for one boring ass movie.    
Child's Play 3 | 1991 It's been years since Chucky, the doll with the soul and the voice (Brad Dourif) of a psychopathic killer, was apparently destroyed in a fire at a doll factory. Now Chucky's manufacturer is remaking the same line of toys with the old, still haunted materials. This resurrects Chucky, who goes after Andy (Justin Whalin), his former owner, who now attends military school. Chucky slashes his way through a string of grotesque murders as Andy tries to stop the homicidal doll and the spirit within it.   #Halloween #Horror #ChildsPlay #Podcast #MovieCommentary

 


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May is here, which means it's Star Wars month once again at Simplistic Reviews. The boys celebrate a galaxy far far away by...well...comparing it to soccer clubs...angrily ranting about missteps done to Andor...joking about Columbo and towels received in the mail...and many more things that we promise are Star Wars related. At least Star Wars adjacent. With special appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Harrison Ford, and Peter Falk. It's enough to have two overweight men in their 40s fighting clumsily in the lobby of a movie theater with plastic replica lightsabers. 

Just like Roger Murtaugh, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from early retirement. Matthew, DJ, and Justin catch up on all the ins and outs of Hollywood they missed so far. Then they look ahead at all the things they can likely ridicule in the future. All that and more on this brand new episode. 

#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowers

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Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo! 

In Like Flint | 1967 Former Z.O.W.I.E. spy Derek Flint (James Coburn) is called back from retirement after his former spy chief, Lloyd C. Cramden (Lee J. Cobb), is framed for prurient behavior with a prostitute, and U.S. President Trent (Andrew Duggan) experiences an incident of "lost time." After Flint discovers irregularities on a recently launched space-station mission, he realizes that an international conspiracy is afoot. He travels the world and assumes myriad disguises to unravel the nefarious plot.

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Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo! 

In Like Flint | 1967 Former Z.O.W.I.E. spy Derek Flint (James Coburn) is called back from retirement after his former spy chief, Lloyd C. Cramden (Lee J. Cobb), is framed for prurient behavior with a prostitute, and U.S. President Trent (Andrew Duggan) experiences an incident of "lost time." After Flint discovers irregularities on a recently launched space-station mission, he realizes that an international conspiracy is afoot. He travels the world and assumes myriad disguises to unravel the nefarious plot.

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Today is Sunday but we're gonna talk about Wednesday, Netflix's Wednesday...the good and the bad of a different type of Adams Family we haven't seen before.

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Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries! 

And what better way then the classic JCVD film Double Teamed..oh shit sorry Double Team! The film that was nominated for and "won" three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Supporting Actor (Rodman), Worst New Star (also Rodman), and Worst Screen Couple (Rodman and Van Damme)

Double Team | 1997 A CIA agent is interned for failing a mission to kill an international terrorist. Escaping from his island exile, he teams up with a flamboyant arms dealer and sets out to find the terrorist and rescue the agent's wife and son.

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Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries! 

And what better way then the classic JCVD film Double Teamed..oh shit sorry Double Team! The film that was nominated for and "won" three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Supporting Actor (Rodman), Worst New Star (also Rodman), and Worst Screen Couple (Rodman and Van Damme)

Double Team | 1997 A CIA agent is interned for failing a mission to kill an international terrorist. Escaping from his island exile, he teams up with a flamboyant arms dealer and sets out to find the terrorist and rescue the agent's wife and son.

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It's our 3rd Annual Sketch Year In Review Special. A collection of all the sketches on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast for the entirety of 2022.

Special Thanks to: Jay Cluitt, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh, Greg Cafaro, Mark Hofmeyer, Jeanette Ward, & Steven C. Phillips.

TIME CODE FOR SKETCHES

(Cast In Order Of Appearance)

0:00:55 -  In The Heart Of Darkcast

(DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Justin Polizzi) 

0:04:50 - Pratt Fall

(DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Greg Cafaro) 

0:08:10 - Simplistic-Span

(Steven C. Phillips, Freddy Maas, Matthew Stewart, DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi) 

0:13:00 - Oscars So Young

(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt)

0:17:15 - Morbi-Who Pt1 & Pt2

(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas, Jay Cluitt)

0:21:32 - Fictional Football Hall Of Fame

(DJ Valentine)

0:24:37 - WandaReVision

(DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh)

0:29:11 - Kenobi Comes Clean

(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt)

0:33:35 - Woody

(DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh)

0:36:59 - Alan Grant Is Bad With Kids

(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt, Jeanette Ward)

0:41:02 - No Peace

(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine)

0:44:20 - Star Spangled Manhandling

(DJ Valentine)

0:47:30 - If You Can't Stand The Heat

(Justin Polizzi, DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Freddy Maas)

0:52:29 - World's Worst Detectives

(DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi)

0:56:05 - While You Were Sleeping

(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas)

0:59:51 - Villain Swap!

(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt, Justin Polizzi, Matthew Stewart)

1:04:36 - You Have My Sympathies

(DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Jay Cluitt)

1:06:41 - The Nightmare Before Skeletor

(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine)

1:10:58 - Accidental Anti-Hero

(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas, Mark Hofmeyer)

1:14:43 - Over My Dead Body

(Matthew Stewart, Jay Cluitt, DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas)

1:18:21 - Christmas Fiction

(DJ Valentine)

1:21:51 - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

(DJ Valentine)

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Welcome to a Hong Kong Christmas!

Sometimes when we do these films, we wonder how bad it will be. We never ever think we are about to watch a film that will change our lives. Today...we have one and its so damn good. What a way to end 2022!

Robotrix | 1991

A man transfers his mind to an android, and kidnaps a middle eastern prince, demanding a ransom. Meanwhile, he goes on a spree of raping and killing prostitutes. The police secret androids, Robotrix, are the only ones that could stop him.

 

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Welcome to a Hong Kong Christmas!

Sometimes when we do these films, we wonder how bad it will be. We never ever think we are about to watch a film that will change our lives. Today...we have one and its so damn good. What a way to end 2022!

Robotrix | 1991

A man transfers his mind to an android, and kidnaps a middle eastern prince, demanding a ransom. Meanwhile, he goes on a spree of raping and killing prostitutes. The police secret androids, Robotrix, are the only ones that could stop him.

 

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Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Today is 2022 a Year in Review The good and bad of movies and tv all in 15 mins (time is based on a 1000 watt microwave) A podcast in 15 minutes! Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews #2022 #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #movies #bodiesbodiesbodies #avatar #wayofthewater #thebatman #houseofthedragon

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After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun!

 

Light Blast  | 1985 A crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy San Francisco unless he is paid $10 million. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088940/

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Christmas come early! Why? Because it's the Simplistic Reviews Podcast Holiday Special, stupid! On this merry episode, the boys peruse around in Santa's Sack of goodies. They go into an in depth conversation about Sex & The City...24 years too late. They play a little Joker's Wild, which leads into them taking a piss out of The Dark Knight Rises. And Julie gives her take on the Hallmark Channel. All that and more on this Christmas cheer episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 

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We waited 360 days for a Neil Breen film. Some would say that's cruel and unusual punishment, we would say that's patience. Because good things come to those who wait...and after watching this...we are still waiting. 

I Am Here....Now| 2009

God takes a human form and interacts with the various sinners of Las Vegas. 

 

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We waited 360 days for a Neil Breen film. Some would say that's cruel and unusual punishment, we would say that's patience. Because good things come to those who wait...and after watching this...we are still waiting. 

I Am Here....Now| 2009

God takes a human form and interacts with the various sinners of Las Vegas. 

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Today is BYOB: BRING YOUR OWN BIT OF MEDIA Topics include a new and "last" Rambo movie, SAS: Rogue Heroes & Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

A podcast in 15 minutes! (with a little extra on this one)

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Put down that turkey leg, take a pass on that pumpkin pie, and toss out that cranberry sauce. The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is here to put your Thanksgiving appetite in jeopardy. On this episode, the boys bring on their friend and attorney, Freddy Maas, to help them finally make a statement about She-Hulk that won't get them cancelled. They also take some shots at Black Adam, Superman, Hawkman, Robert Zemeckis, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lena Dunham, and of course...Kanye. So gobble gobble up this brand new episode!

In this super-sized Simplistic Sit-down, Matt sits down with the wall of talent behind the new horror anthology, 'Sinphony,' which premiered at the 2022 Brooklyn Horror Film Festival and goes wide on VOD/Digital on October 21st, 2022.

I'd like to thank Greg Greene, Mark A. Pritchard, Jason Ragosta, Sebastien Bazile, Michael Galvan, Nichole Carlson, Kimberley Elizabeth, Steven Keller, and Haley Bishop for joining me.

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Well...this is a interesting one. Clearly we're into punishing ourselves by watching a film that just...never mind just watch our Simply15 on this one...The Munsters is a stinker. 

 

The Munsters | 2022 Lily is a typical 150-year-old lovelorn vampire who's looking for the man of her nightmares -- until she lays her eyes on Herman, a 7-foot-tall green experiment with a heart of gold. It's love at first shock as these two ghouls fall fangs over feet for each other in a Transylvanian romance. Unfortunately, it's not all smooth sailing in the cemetery as Lily's father has other plans for his beloved daughter's future, and they don't involve her new bumbling beau. (no we didn't write this, its official)

 

#newmovies  #Commentary #RobZombie #Podcast #netflix   #themunsters   

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Well...this is a interesting one. Clearly we're into punishing ourselves by watching a film that just...never mind just watch our Simply15 on this one...The Munsters is a stinker. 

 

The Munsters | 2022 Lily is a typical 150-year-old lovelorn vampire who's looking for the man of her nightmares -- until she lays her eyes on Herman, a 7-foot-tall green experiment with a heart of gold. It's love at first shock as these two ghouls fall fangs over feet for each other in a Transylvanian romance. Unfortunately, it's not all smooth sailing in the cemetery as Lily's father has other plans for his beloved daughter's future, and they don't involve her new bumbling beau. (no we didn't write this, its official)

 

#newmovies  #Commentary #RobZombie #Podcast #netflix   #themunsters   

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The Munsters are back...Yeahhh!

Rob Zombie wrote and directed...Noooo!

The makeup and production looked good. The script on the other hand was...

 

A podcast in 15 minutes!

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#themunsters  #ShortPodcast #Podcast #robzombie  #Netflix #Halloween

 

 

Happy Halloween! Yes, we know we're early. But the gang at Simplistic Reviews is always anxious to start off the "Trick Or Treat" season as soon as possible. On this episode, Matthew finally gives his thoughts on Top Gun: Maverick...Justin introduces the usage of a new phrase that will surely offend someone...and DJ has a hard time describing the copulation of a plastic doll. All that and more on this eerie and irrationally fun episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

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After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun!

 

Light Blast  | 1985 A crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy San Francisco unless he is paid $10 million. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088940/

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It's the month of our lord and savior's birthday, Happy Birthday DJ!

Today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, a movie from our favorite director and a completely new movie just for DJ's birthday. With a little help from hell we spin the wheel of doom to find out which film we will watch this Sequel September...will the wheel disappoint?...oh this is SR, nothing but disappointment!

 

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It's the month of our lord and savior's birthday, Happy Birthday DJ!

Today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, a movie from our favorite director and a completely new movie just for DJ's birthday. With a little help from hell we spin the wheel of doom to find out which film we will watch this Sequel September...will the wheel disappoint?...oh this is SR, nothing but disappointment!

 

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D23 is here and after a few beers and some "other things" the guys sit down to talk about what they liked and disliked.

A podcast in 15 minutes!

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#disney  #ShortPodcast #Podcast #indianajones  #littlemermaid #thunderbolts #marvel #hocuspocus2 #starwars

 

 

Marlon Brando and a stick of butter. James Wan and King Kong. A Muslim Joker and a cannibalistic Batman. The September episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is filled with non sequitur tangents just like this and more. So pop some Ritalin or Adderall or whatever the hell you use to pay attention and enjoy the semi-offensive ride.

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Yeah...American Ninja is exactly how it sounds. Grab your throwing stars and lets go cowabunga! Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews American Ninja | 1985 American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines.

 

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Yeah...American Ninja is exactly how it sounds. Grab your throwing stars and lets go cowabunga! Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews American Ninja | 1985 American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines.

 

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Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links DJ has rewrote prey, Matt still looking forward to cocaine bear, but has issues with this bear and Justin is happy to finally see a simple good movie for the trial price of free. A podcast in 15 minutes! Prey | 2022 A skilled Comanche warrior protects her tribe from a highly evolved alien predator that hunts humans for sport, fighting against wilderness, dangerous colonisers and this mysterious creature to keep her people safe. Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews #hulu #ShortPodcast #Podcast #prey #predator

Since Matthew apparently got infected with the T-Virus, Justin and DJ are joined by special guest Freddy Maas from the Dads On The Rocks Podcast. They discuss the CW-afication of modern tv shows, they add F-words in PG movies, they talk about how believable or unbelievable Rob Zombie's latest project is. All that and more on the August edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

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Hey America, happy 249th birthday you dirty old bastard! To celebrate this day we took our shirts off and whipped out our greasy gold chains and popped in an Italian production of Strike Commando! Nothing says happy birthday like three immigrants watching so much action. Grab your pasta and lets fire off a few laughs.

 

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Strike Commando | 1987 In the Vietnam war, an American soldier survives a botched mission, with help from a group of locals who perceive him as a hero. He's sent back for a reconnaissance mission, only to find his helpers massacred by a brutal Russian soldier.

 

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Hey America, happy 249th birthday you dirty old bastard! To celebrate this day we took our shirts off and whipped out our greasy gold chains and popped in an Italian production of Strike Commando! Nothing says happy birthday like three immigrants watching so much action. Grab your pasta and lets fire off a few laughs.

 

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Strike Commando | 1987 In the Vietnam war, an American soldier survives a botched mission, with help from a group of locals who perceive him as a hero. He's sent back for a reconnaissance mission, only to find his helpers massacred by a brutal Russian soldier.

 

#StrikeCommando #Commentary #Action #Podcast #rambo #vietnam

Today we make our final picks in the form of almost an whole hour long video on this 15min podcast, hey why keep dragging this out (I think we did enough already). So here is part 3 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft. 

Picks our locked in on the inaugural 2025 draft! Who will win...or die? Standings over at: www.Simplistic.Reviews

#deadpool  #draft #podcast  #pdiddy #TommyLeejones #Rkelly #ozzy #Robertwagner #justinbieber  #Cher  #trump  #buzzaldrin  #kingcharles

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DJ has his Compound V, Matt has a guy up his manhood rubbing away and Justin just wants to avoid Homelander. 

 

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The Boys: Season 3 It’s been a year of calm. Homelander's subdued. Butcher works for the government, supervised by Hughie of all people. But both men itch to turn this peace and quiet into blood and bone. So when The Boys learn of a mysterious Anti-Supe weapon, it sends them crashing into the Seven, starting a war, and chasing the legend of the first Superhero: Soldier Boy.

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WARNING On this July edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, we talk movies and tv as usual. After the opening sketch, however, we do talk about the events of June 24th and the overturning of Roe v Wade. In addition, we take some angry, yet honest pot shots at America, the Supreme Court, the religious right, racist MAGA loving politicians, and everyone else doing a touchdown dance on account of women losing their rights. If you'd rather not hear us discuss that, skip to the 22 minute mark in which we get into entertainment news. Thank you. 

Oh, and if you are one of the ones doing a touchdown dance on account of women losing their rights...F%*k...and we as a show mean this with all due respect...Off.

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We missed our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock. So we decided it was time for her 3rd appearance. She picked right back up from the last time bringing those martial arts, but this time around she brought some more... E.S.P. powers along for this ride!

 

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Sworn to Justice | 1996 After attackers kill her sister and nephew, a female psychologist becomes a defense witness by day and an avenger by night.  

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