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Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671

Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?

It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.

Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye

Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671

Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?

It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.

Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye

Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671

Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?

It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.

Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye

Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671

Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?

It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.

Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye

Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671

Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?

It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.

Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye

Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671

Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?

It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.

Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye

Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671

Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?

It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.

Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye

Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671

Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?

It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.

Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye

Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671

Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?

It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.

Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1997 song by the Foo Fighters found here: https://youtu.be/eBG7P-K-r1Y

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is from the 1994 song by Nine Inch Nails found here: https://youtu.be/9TLHToPm71U

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is from the 1996 song by Tonic found here: https://youtu.be/Sfg6-4mBs6Y

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is from the 1997 song by The Verve, found here: https://youtu.be/1lyu1KKwC74

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

This chapter title is from the 1991 cover by Guns N Roses found here: https://youtu.be/6D9vAItORgE

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

This chapter title is from a 1995 song by No Doubt found here: https://youtu.be/6ZktNItwexo

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1994 song by Toad the Wet Sprocket, found here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtu.be/shueIezwq80

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1994 song by Green Day, found here: ⁠https://youtu.be/riJgNBglEb4

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1989 song by Nirvana (but the live version released in 1994 became more popular,) found here:  ⁠https://youtu.be/AhcttcXcRYY

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1994 song by Massive Attack, found here: ⁠https://youtu.be/Epgo8ixX6Wo

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1991 song by Guns n Roses, found here: https://youtu.be/8SbUC-UaAxE

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1995 song by Freedy Johnston found here: https://youtu.be/zsQBuFNt65U

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1992 song by Rage Against the Machine found here: https://youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1994 song by Weezer found here: https://youtu.be/kemivUKb4f4

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1992 song by the Gin Blossoms found here: https://youtu.be/ah5gAkna3jI

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1996 song by Tori Amos found here: https://youtu.be/0_W-vJ3hXhA

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1994 song by Hole, found here: https://youtu.be/RD9xK9smth4

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1994 song by Lisa Loeb and the Nine Stories found here: https://youtu.be/EoZ2J4ajiOA

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1993 Nirvana song from their MTV Unplugged special found here: https://youtu.be/fregObNcHC8

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1995 song by The Smashing Pumpkins

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1990 song by Alice in Chains

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1994 song by Green Day

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1995 song by the Goo Goo Dolls

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1999 song by Stone Temple Pilots

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1996 song by Bush

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1993 song by Mazzy Star

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is from a 1990 song by Depeche Mode.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1996 Counting Crows song.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a from a 1995 Smashing Pumpkins song.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a twofer! From the pair of 1992 songs by the bands Radiohead and Stone Temple Pilots.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is from a 1994 song by the band REM.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is from a 1994 song by the band Live.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is from a 1996 song by the band Pearl Jam.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.

But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

This chapter title is from a 1996 song by the band Oasis.

Draco Malfoy is up to his old, bad ways again. Ron Weasley just needs a way to prove it.

Maybe he should transfigure himself and follow Malfoy home one day! Surely that will work.

Original written version: https://archiveofourown.org/works/76583846

She's not here; he longs for her.

He's unreachable; she's reaching anyway.

Inspired by the Elvis Drew x AVIVIAN song, "Where Are You" (2020)

Original written version here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69019466

**New Content Next Week**

As a holiday gift for my listeners, I'm releasing the PG-13 version of this work. Be forewarned that some of the original profane language is still intact, but certain scenes have been reworked for a funny, more family-friendly result. Suitable for teens and up! Episodes released Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays through January 8th! I'll return to new content in January.

The muggle man was browsing the stacks at Flourish and Blotts when Lucius spotted something that would change the course of history.

The muggle had a Dark Mark.

Surely this man– the father of a mudblood, Lucius reminded himself– hadn't been a Death Eater?

Lucius didn't know how it was possible, but he vowed there and then that he and his family would do everything in their power to protect this man's daughter-- their very lives could depend upon it.

As a holiday gift for my listeners, I'm releasing the PG-13 version of this work. Be forewarned that some of the original profane language is still intact, but certain scenes have been reworked for a funny, more family-friendly result. Suitable for teens and up! Episodes released Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays through January 8th! I'll return to new content in January.

The muggle man was browsing the stacks at Flourish and Blotts when Lucius spotted something that would change the course of history.

The muggle had a Dark Mark.

Surely this man– the father of a mudblood, Lucius reminded himself– hadn't been a Death Eater?

Lucius didn't know how it was possible, but he vowed there and then that he and his family would do everything in their power to protect this man's daughter-- their very lives could depend upon it.

As a holiday gift for my listeners, I'm releasing the PG-13 version of this work. Be forewarned that some of the original profane language is still intact, but certain scenes have been reworked for a funny, more family-friendly result. Suitable for teens and up! Episodes released Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays through January 8th! I'll return to new content in January.

The muggle man was browsing the stacks at Flourish and Blotts when Lucius spotted something that would change the course of history.

The muggle had a Dark Mark.

Surely this man– the father of a mudblood, Lucius reminded himself– hadn't been a Death Eater?

Lucius didn't know how it was possible, but he vowed there and then that he and his family would do everything in their power to protect this man's daughter-- their very lives could depend upon it.

As a holiday gift for my listeners, I'm releasing the PG-13 version of this work. Be forewarned that some of the original profane language is still intact, but certain scenes have been reworked for a funny, more family-friendly result. Suitable for teens and up! Episodes released Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays through January 8th! I'll return to new content in January.

The muggle man was browsing the stacks at Flourish and Blotts when Lucius spotted something that would change the course of history.

The muggle had a Dark Mark.

Surely this man– the father of a mudblood, Lucius reminded himself– hadn't been a Death Eater?

Lucius didn't know how it was possible, but he vowed there and then that he and his family would do everything in their power to protect this man's daughter-- their very lives could depend upon it.

As a holiday gift for my listeners, I'm releasing the PG-13 version of this work. Be forewarned that some of the original profane language is still intact, but certain scenes have been reworked for a funny, more family-friendly result. Suitable for teens and up! Episodes released Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays through January 8th! I'll return to new content in January.

The muggle man was browsing the stacks at Flourish and Blotts when Lucius spotted something that would change the course of history.

The muggle had a Dark Mark.

Surely this man– the father of a mudblood, Lucius reminded himself– hadn't been a Death Eater?

Lucius didn't know how it was possible, but he vowed there and then that he and his family would do everything in their power to protect this man's daughter-- their very lives could depend upon it.