Explore every episode of the podcast Shootin' the Sh!t with Tracy & Martina
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| 68. Dirty Diapers and Gold Rings | 14 Oct 2025 | 00:40:26 | |
Tracy's boyfriend Brodie Currie flipped out over what the girls chose to share online preventing her from ever mentioning him or his family on the internet again. Martina's daughter Brandi-Lynn went to jail and missed out on graduation and Tracy's father ditched the scooter for the ride on lawn mower! VIDEO VERSION: TPB+ for MERCH, TOUR DATES, and MORE, visit www.tracyandmartina.com | |||
| 67. Bumming For Les Cigarettes with Sami Landri | 09 Oct 2025 | 00:49:34 | |
"Social media artist" AKA Tiktok Sensation Sami Landri joins us today and gives us a lesson in all things Acadian. Who knew the French Club in New Waterford had ties to Beyoncé! VIDEO VERSION: TPB+ for MERCH, TOUR DATES, and MORE, visit www.tracyandmartina.com | |||
| 58. Buck Knives, Red Rose, and Angel Gabriel | 25 Feb 2025 | 00:39:03 | |
Yous asked for it, so here it is. Tracy and Bev, Martina's sister. Martina's been detained at the border for supposedly abducting a child and declaring herself a terrorist, so Tracy asked Bev to shoot the shit! What coud go wrong? THIS IS THE SEASON FINALE BUT WE'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE WEEKS LOVE YA Full Video on Swearnet Merch, Dates, and More on our WEBSITE Follow @itstracyhun and @yourgirlmartina AD: @cafemariecafe | |||
| 57. Hunting Rifle into The States | 18 Feb 2025 | 00:38:21 | |
Every bulk barn has a middle aged lesbian, and you'll never guess who replaced the old one after she retired! Martina learns what it means to be called a groomer, and the girls try to decide if they should bring guns to their shopping trip to the USA! Full Video on Swearnet Merch, Dates, and More on our WEBSITE Follow @itstracyhun and @yourgirlmartina This episode is brought to you by Vintage Stoves in Truro | |||
| 56. Bev Bath and Beyond | 11 Feb 2025 | 00:39:14 | |
low and behold, Roxy couldn't stay away from the drama. Now Tracy has to make some tough decisions. Martina's neice took off to new hampshire to reconnect with her baby daddy, but Martina's sister, Bev, is losing her mind. WATCH the video exclusively on Swearnet MERCH, TOUR DATES, and MORE on www.TracyAndMartina.com | |||
| 55. Randy Bobandy | 04 Feb 2025 | 00:58:35 | |
Tracy finds out that her mother's advertising that she's looking for a third, and then guess who lands at the friggin door.. Randy! The girls even get him to taste test cheese burgers. Watch the video version on Swearnet.com Merch, Tour Dates, and more at TracyAndMartina.com | |||
| 54. How Fabulous Is Tom Hearn? | 28 Jan 2025 | 00:55:58 | |
New Brunswick's hottest export, aside from Golden Ginger Ale is Tom Hearn! Tom is an award-winning stand-up comedian, improv artist and TikTok star. Join Tracy and Martina as they take a crack at improv, come up with their perfect drag stage names and pick Tom's brain about how to become right famous! Check out SWEARNET for the video version Visit our WEBSITE for merch, tour dates, and more! | |||
| 53. Duck Pond Polar Plunge | 21 Jan 2025 | 00:41:22 | |
The new nordic spa set up a community polar plunge down the duck pond ,, people were protesting and everything. & Makayla gets closer to finding Claxton's father Video Version exclusively on Swearnet.com TracyandMartina.com for everything else!
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| 52. JULIAN'S HERE?!!! | 14 Jan 2025 | 00:46:37 | |
Martina must've died and gone to heaven because her ultimate man crush monday just landed at her she-shed. Julain joins the girls to shoot the sh!t and talk about what he's flippin and wonderin about. You don't wanna miss this! VIDEO VERSION exclusively on SWEARNET for everything Tracy and Martina, visit their website! | |||
| 51. Does Ria Mae eat eggs? | 07 Jan 2025 | 00:55:58 | |
Canadian singer song writer Ria Mae joins Tracy and Martina as they ask her pressing questions like does she enjoy an egg? She also writes an exclusive song for Martina Follow Ria Mae at @riasawake | |||
| 50. Blasted Off The Telephone Pole | 31 Dec 2024 | 00:46:02 | |
Town legend Mutant MacAulay goes out with a bang after doing tricks for kids in exchange for loonies n toonies, Tracy decides to do a good deed for the community after the pair try to salvage their public image and the girls reconnect with their old friends Tara and Manda! | |||
| 49. Tainted Tipsy Eve | 24 Dec 2024 | 00:48:41 | |
Turns out a full Rubbermaid bin of clam chowder doesn't keep well overnight in a furnace room making for a shitty Tipsy Eve party at Martina's, Jon Angus is up on charges again after beating his boyfriend with a Wii remote, and Tracy gets approved for her adult education grant! | |||
| 66. Waking Up In Cold Sweats With Alicia McCarvell | 30 Sep 2025 | 00:48:32 | |
Turns out content creator Alicia McCarvell has Cape Breton roots. She stops by the SheShed and teaches Tracy and Martina all about self-love, body positivity, and how Martina probably shouldn't be body shaming her kid.. who knew! VIDEO VERSION: TPB+ for MERCH, TOUR DATES, and MORE, visit www.tracyandmartina.com | |||
| 48. Massive Heart Attack at Northern Reflections | 17 Dec 2024 | 00:46:24 | |
In this episode Martina's family goes on their annual Christmas shopping trip to the mayflower mall, and Martina's sister (Bev) has a medical emergency. Tracy gets ready for Christmas in her family and reveals who her foster sister's real mother is. VIDEO VERSION exclusively on Swearnet | |||
| 47. Cover Stars | 10 Dec 2024 | 00:33:56 | |
Thanks to their manager, Tracy and Martina finally get the attention they've been seeking as influencers, but not all press is good press. Kenny tries to win the girls back over by booking them bus tickets to Halifax, a hotel night stay, and Halifax Mooseheads hockey box tickets. Tracy brings Hogan Burke to expose him to the hockey pros.
VIDEO VERSION exclusively at Swearnet.com MERCH, TICKETS, and MORE at TracyandMartina.com | |||
| 46. Nudes in the Rubble | 03 Dec 2024 | 00:41:13 | |
After Kenny and his big city developer demolish a block of historic company homes and start construction on a state of the art Nordic Spa, the community look to Tracy and Martina for answers. Martina volunteers to do "the kettle" taking collections outside of Groot's pharmacy and Tracy becomes absolutely obsessed with local high school hockey player, Hogan Burke. VIDEO VERSION exclusively on SWEARNET MERCH, TICKETS, and MORE on www.tracyandmartina.com | |||
| 45. Headfirst, Fearless | 26 Nov 2024 | 00:33:12 | |
Tracy attempts to show her adult cheer peers that she deserves the flyer position on the team. Meanwhile, our manager Kenny is in suspicious talks with a Mississauga developer and Groot has been pushed to their limit by Martina resulting in stress leave from work.
VIDEO VERSION exclusively on www.swearnet.com TOUR DATES/MERCH on www.tracyandmartina.com LOVEYA | |||
| 44. Got The Connections | 19 Nov 2024 | 00:31:35 | |
Our real estate agent turned part-time social media influencer manager, Kenny McLeigan takes an unusual liking to Dog Jaw at the hardware store, Martina suffers the repercussions of being canceled in a small town and tracy asks Martina to join her at the annual adult cheer Christmas party VIDEO VERSION on www.swearnet.com TOUR TICKETS/MERCH on www.tracyandmartina.com
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| 43. Rita Took Off | 12 Nov 2024 | 00:36:53 | |
Geoffri gets into a fist fight on the front lawn with Martina's new boo and snaps his mother out of her toxic beliefs. Tracy's foster sister, Rita, tries to escape Roxanne's wrath and the girls' manager, Kenny, had some merch printed ! VIDEO VERSION is only on Swearnet! visit www.tracyandmartina.com for tickets, merch, and more! | |||
| 42. Martina's Daycare and Grooming Ltd. | 05 Nov 2024 | 00:29:48 | |
Makayla sets out to find Claxton's father, Martina's gets cancelled for being transphobic, and Tracy sets out to find a used hearing aid for her foster sister Rita (Ashlyn). Maybe a crowdfunder? Who knows. www.swearnet.com is the only place to watch the video version of this podcast! Visit www.tracyandmartina.com for TOUR TICKETS, MERCH, and MORE!
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| 41. Halloween Escape Room | 29 Oct 2024 | 00:49:49 | |
Tracy's haunted escape room turns into a living hell when Martina brings the whole family to visit--including Loki the 900lb ravenous pitbull. The girls read some new and old scary stories, and talk about all things spooky. The video version of this here podcast is exclusively on www.swearnet.com Visit www.tracyandmartina.com for upcoming shows, merch, and more! | |||
| 40. Litter Boxes in the Classrooms | 22 Oct 2024 | 00:39:54 | |
Tracy's mother has a gender reveal party for her new 14 year old foster daughter. Martina falls down far-right conspiracy theory rabbit holes, and has her first dog grooming course, and Tracy joins adult cheer! | |||
| 39. Martina Joins a Freedom Rally | 15 Oct 2024 | 00:42:11 | |
| 65. Mercury Poisoning Benefit Dance | 23 Sep 2025 | 00:42:56 | |
This week, Martina's old personal trainer 'Britt-Lynn' hosts a benefit dance to help with her mercury poisoning. Tracy is back in business waxing the town's holes. Meanwhile, Martina hits up her ex-husband Richard for cash to fund her daughter's grad party but a trip out his place in Gabarus takes a turn when she discovers Marsha's unusual obsession with birds, pea-hens in particular. VIDEO VERSION: TPB+ for MERCH, TOUR DATES, and MORE, visit www.tracyandmartina.com | |||
| 38. Geoffri Moves Home!! | 08 Oct 2024 | 00:33:52 | |
Martina's son adopts a vicious pitbull from Texas, Tracy turns her house into an escape room, and Martina gets accepted into the community college dog grooming course. VIDEO only available on www.swearnet.com www.tracyandmartina.com for merch and tour dates! | |||
| 37. Did We Discover the Oceangate Sub? | 01 Oct 2024 | 00:41:15 | |
This week Tracy talks all about past life regressions , Roxanne gets approved for a foster kid , and Martina mighta found the titanic submarine down the shore. VIDEO VERSIOn exclusively on www.swearnet.com www.tracyandmartina.com for TOUR DATES, MERCH, and MORE | |||
| 36. Bottle Depot Influencers | 24 Sep 2024 | 00:38:23 | |
Tracy and Martina start taking gigs as influencers--at the bottle depot. Martina's god-daughter changes their name and pronouns, and Roxanne's doctor confirms that her uterus is a baron wasteland. Video Podcast EXCLUSIVELY on www.swearnet.com Check out www.tracyandmartina.com for live appearances, merch, and more! | |||
| 35. Prison Letters from Bert | 17 Sep 2024 | 00:38:38 | |
Bert starts sending Tracy letters from prison--thinking she's actually talking to k.d. Lang. BrandiLynn reacts to the news about her father, and the girls talk about DogJaw's new look! Video Podcast available exclusively on www.swearnet.com Check out www.tracyandmartina.com for live appearances, merch, and more! | |||
| 34. Lesbian Trucker? | 10 Sep 2024 | 00:43:00 | |
The neck brace is off and I'm feelin bomb again!! but get ready cause i share a secret that could alter the course of ,,,my daughter,, Brandi-Lynn's life . Oh yeah n Tracy's mother is cured of her pirate disease!!! Wooo
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| 33. Guess Who's Back (With A Broken Neck) | 03 Sep 2024 | 00:41:33 | |
Hi Sexies!!!! we got a braaaand new season of the podcast for yas . lots to catch yas up on for sure .. find out why martina got a broken neck , why my mother ((roxxy)) is spittin out blood ,, and everything else we done over the summer! Watch the video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com ! www.tracyandmartina.com for everything Tracy & Martina including tour dates, merch, and MORE | |||
| 32. LIVE Season Finale | 23 Apr 2024 | 00:36:22 | |
Can you believe it? This is the last episode of the season ,,, I'm bawlin writin this because we been thru so much together holy fuck :( theirs hundred percent gonna be more episodes but the two of us are taken the summer off so we can spend more time drinkin . This episode was recorded LIVE at the Basement in Halifax NS. Thanks to everybody who participated in the show. , nd the audience for showin up and supportin us #loveyous There's even more content in the video version!! only available at www.swearnet.com For more TRACY & MARTINA live appearances, merch, and more, visit www.tracyandmartina.com !!!!! LOVE YAS xo | |||
| 31. RICKY'S HERE!!!!! | 16 Apr 2024 | 00:43:08 | |
All the way from the Trailer Park Boys, we got Ricky drinking with us!!! can't even belive it . we talk about butt plugs, backyard weddings, dementia, beating off dead horses, and more!
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| 30. Karma's a Quiff | 09 Apr 2024 | 00:40:00 | |
Hi its Tracy hun , i just wanted to hop on here cause ii have to laugh eh . Karma don't spare noone ! not even you Bert !!!! Did yous hear what happened to her? looks good on ya , Anyway karmas probably gonna get martina for what she's doin to her mother , #rotten #sad . VISIT: www.tracyandmartina.com for info, tour dates, merch, and more!! DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast eXCLUSIVELy on www.swearnet.com | |||
| 29. Life Insurance Fraud, Deep Freezes, and Prom at the Legion | 02 Apr 2024 | 00:33:35 | |
This episode we talk about who's back from the dead , why martina was hiding in a deep freeze , and tracy's prom(?) .. i still thnk that's fucked but whatever LMAO sorry not sorry . Oh and Bert loooooooses her mind !! GO TO: www.tracyandmartina.com for INFO, TOUR DATES, and MERCH!! DON'T FORGET: the full video version is exclusively available on www.swernet.com | |||
| 64. So Priscilla Blew Juggs | 17 Sep 2025 | 00:44:09 | |
Priscilla's rickshaw ride with Geoffri and Juggs had a happy ending, Tracy is introduced to her boyfriends family only to realize he's related to Hogan Burke, the high school hockey star and Bev's silicone son Brent is full of boils.
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| 28. Martina's Funeral | 26 Mar 2024 | 00:27:28 | |
is anyone else obsessed with there own funeral ??! I just want everything to be perfect ,,. Capers are right obsessed with death we can't help it . We also chat about Tracy's new Goliath tarantula <3 and what we gave up for lent ! DON'T FORGET: the full video version is only available on www.swearnet.com ! VISIT: www.tracyandmartina.com for live appearances, merch, and everything else ! | |||
| 27. The Caper Liberator | 19 Mar 2024 | 00:44:35 | |
In this episode I share with yas my grad party planning biz,, Martina's blowout with Brandi-Lynn and some nut job who thinks they can save the Island! Make sure to check out the video version of this here podcast on www.Swearnet.com | |||
| 26. Cinderblock Through The Pizza Shop | 12 Mar 2024 | 00:39:50 | |
Whenever theres a new business back home we like to put them all through a lil initiation process,, u know to see if they'll stick around,, so we blow the fuckin windows out LMAO!! Ppl pay me money to do them sometimes and other times I just do it for fun,, gyms, pizza shops it don't matter! Also my cousint Wayne is gettin hitched, my cousint Kiera met a nice man and Bert told ma shes usin her "likness" thx for listenin xo, Tracy Watch the full video version of this podcast on www.Swearnet.com | |||
| 25. Winning Lottery Ticket Sold In Town | 05 Mar 2024 | 00:48:15 | |
We woke up this morning to find out that someone in town won the million, so we're trying to find out who! I swear to god theres been that many winning lottery tickets sold in New Waterford its insaaaaane! Tracy went on a date at Westmount Hot Suppers, I got a voicemail from my sister Bev, and so much more! DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com CHECK OUT: www.tracyandmartina.com for events, appearances, and news ! | |||
| 24. Afterbirth Right Up The Back Of It | 27 Feb 2024 | 00:41:04 | |
Hi Sexies ! Martina here , What a fuckin week .,, I had a dream about Ma's dead dog Colleen , got a new job at the mall , and Tracy reconnected with Solaris ! The lunacy was beyondddddd DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com CHECK OUT: www.tracyandmartina.com for events, appearances, and news ! | |||
| 23. Bert Done A TedTalk? | 20 Feb 2024 | 00:46:22 | |
Who the fuck reported our exotic spa ? we get to the bottom of it . oh and Was there another Boa Constrictor on the loose ? maybe . Bert's doin a Ted Talk in Halifax ,
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| 22. Valentimes Day! | 13 Feb 2024 | 00:38:58 | |
Love is in the air and smelts are in the bins . We chat all about best valentimes days, worst dates , and everything in between . && We help ppl to get better matches on tinder and explain our brand new side hustle .. were pumped !!1 | |||
| 21. Sneaky Slimy Bastards | 06 Feb 2024 | 00:46:05 | |
Mercury must be in the fuckin microwave because everybody wants us dead . Between the slimy bastards down south gougin my mastercard and Tracy's slimy fuckin cousint spreadin lies , everyone is turning on us. At least Roxy and Priscilla had a good night out !
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| 20. Post Punta Panic | 30 Jan 2024 | 00:45:50 | |
Nobody needs a vacation more than somebody that just got back from vacation eh ,, fuck. This week we fill yous in on everything that went down when we were down south . guess who shows up , guess who got arrested , and guess who got hospitalized... oh ya. DONT FORGET: you can watch the video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com
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| 19. Preppin for Punta Cana! | 23 Jan 2024 | 00:37:24 | |
On today's episode we're getting ready for the trip of a life time.... PUNTA CANA !! after all this waiting we're finally 24 hours away from flying to the Dominican for the first time ,, I just hope Tracy gets her passport in time ! Its craaaaazy to think about how sleeping with a married man turned into such a awesome opportunity for us .. DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com | |||
| 63. Brent Gabriel Has Sugar Diabetes | 09 Sep 2025 | 00:42:48 | |
Martina's sister Bev's silicone baby boy, Brent Gabriel has diabetes. Tracy finds a bulk barn bag at Roxy and Eggy's place, furthering her suspicion that her mother may be back in contact with Bert. Geoffri starts a rickshaw business with his childhood friend, Jugs. VIDEO VERSION: TPB+ for MERCH, TOUR DATES, and MORE, visit www.tracyandmartina.com | |||
| 18. Talkin French with Goldie Boutilier | 16 Jan 2024 | 00:48:50 | |
Game recognizes game . and in this episode were joined by one of the coolest people to come out of cape breton ,, Goldie Boutilier . She's a fuckin legend . no legit, look her up on instagram @yunggoldilox . I can't believe we grew up in the same place. anyway as perrrrr usual, WATCH this podcast at www.swearnet.com For everything Tracy & Martina related, go to www.tracyandmartina.com and don't forget to come see us in Alberta! Tour dates and tickets are on our website :-) | |||
| 17. From Easy Target to Drill Sergeant | 09 Jan 2024 | 00:40:20 | |
We're dead if she finds out about this ,, but Tracy's mothers girlfriend Roberta (Bert) wrote a fuckin book and we read the first chapter on the pod , I can't even keep it together omfg LOL . We talk about John Angus havin a kinky photo shoot , and my dream about buffalo bill ,, and so much more . DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast EXCLUSIVELY on www.swearnet.com
xo Martina | |||
| 16. Happy New Years, Ya Nutbar! | 01 Jan 2024 | 00:43:17 | |
hard to believe its 2024 eh .. wow , I'm hungover writin this right now and don't even want to think about all the shit that went on because it gives me pains in my stomach so just take my word for it and listen . thx xo
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| 15. It's Boxing Day, Doll! | 26 Dec 2023 | 00:40:39 | |
Anyone else feelin bloated and gross? just hungover and full of ground beef eh .. brutal . anyway Merry Xmas we made it through the shitshow and now it's time to kick back and listen to all our typical quiet family xmas stories ... LMAO ya right . .. toxic
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