Explore every episode of the podcast Shootin' the Sh!t with Tracy & Martina
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| 32. LIVE Season Finale | 23 Apr 2024 | 00:36:22 | |
Can you believe it? This is the last episode of the season ,,, I'm bawlin writin this because we been thru so much together holy fuck :( theirs hundred percent gonna be more episodes but the two of us are taken the summer off so we can spend more time drinkin . This episode was recorded LIVE at the Basement in Halifax NS. Thanks to everybody who participated in the show. , nd the audience for showin up and supportin us #loveyous There's even more content in the video version!! only available at www.swearnet.com For more TRACY & MARTINA live appearances, merch, and more, visit www.tracyandmartina.com !!!!! LOVE YAS xo | |||
| 31. RICKY'S HERE!!!!! | 16 Apr 2024 | 00:43:08 | |
All the way from the Trailer Park Boys, we got Ricky drinking with us!!! can't even belive it . we talk about butt plugs, backyard weddings, dementia, beating off dead horses, and more!
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| 22. Valentimes Day! | 13 Feb 2024 | 00:38:58 | |
Love is in the air and smelts are in the bins . We chat all about best valentimes days, worst dates , and everything in between . && We help ppl to get better matches on tinder and explain our brand new side hustle .. were pumped !!1 | |||
| 21. Sneaky Slimy Bastards | 06 Feb 2024 | 00:46:05 | |
Mercury must be in the fuckin microwave because everybody wants us dead . Between the slimy bastards down south gougin my mastercard and Tracy's slimy fuckin cousint spreadin lies , everyone is turning on us. At least Roxy and Priscilla had a good night out !
DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com | |||
| 20. Post Punta Panic | 30 Jan 2024 | 00:45:50 | |
Nobody needs a vacation more than somebody that just got back from vacation eh ,, fuck. This week we fill yous in on everything that went down when we were down south . guess who shows up , guess who got arrested , and guess who got hospitalized... oh ya. DONT FORGET: you can watch the video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com
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| 19. Preppin for Punta Cana! | 23 Jan 2024 | 00:37:24 | |
On today's episode we're getting ready for the trip of a life time.... PUNTA CANA !! after all this waiting we're finally 24 hours away from flying to the Dominican for the first time ,, I just hope Tracy gets her passport in time ! Its craaaaazy to think about how sleeping with a married man turned into such a awesome opportunity for us .. DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com | |||
| 18. Talkin French with Goldie Boutilier | 16 Jan 2024 | 00:48:50 | |
Game recognizes game . and in this episode were joined by one of the coolest people to come out of cape breton ,, Goldie Boutilier . She's a fuckin legend . no legit, look her up on instagram @yunggoldilox . I can't believe we grew up in the same place. anyway as perrrrr usual, WATCH this podcast at www.swearnet.com For everything Tracy & Martina related, go to www.tracyandmartina.com and don't forget to come see us in Alberta! Tour dates and tickets are on our website :-) | |||
| 17. From Easy Target to Drill Sergeant | 09 Jan 2024 | 00:40:20 | |
We're dead if she finds out about this ,, but Tracy's mothers girlfriend Roberta (Bert) wrote a fuckin book and we read the first chapter on the pod , I can't even keep it together omfg LOL . We talk about John Angus havin a kinky photo shoot , and my dream about buffalo bill ,, and so much more . DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast EXCLUSIVELY on www.swearnet.com
xo Martina | |||
| 16. Happy New Years, Ya Nutbar! | 01 Jan 2024 | 00:43:17 | |
hard to believe its 2024 eh .. wow , I'm hungover writin this right now and don't even want to think about all the shit that went on because it gives me pains in my stomach so just take my word for it and listen . thx xo
DONT FORGET: the video version of this podcast is exclusively available on www.swearnet.com ! <3 | |||
| 15. It's Boxing Day, Doll! | 26 Dec 2023 | 00:40:39 | |
Anyone else feelin bloated and gross? just hungover and full of ground beef eh .. brutal . anyway Merry Xmas we made it through the shitshow and now it's time to kick back and listen to all our typical quiet family xmas stories ... LMAO ya right . .. toxic
DONT FORGET: the video version of this here podcast is exclusively available on www.swearnet.com ! <3 | |||
| 14. Christmas Fights, Brawls and Drama | 19 Dec 2023 | 00:47:12 | |
Martina here,, wouldn't be the lead up to christmas without biiiig fuckin drama eh , srrsly ! Theres a brawl at my house, Roxy gets in a knife fight , and I get banned from the Bonnie cause of my toxic daughter . .. all this n more on this weeks episode :P
DONT FORGET: the only place to watch the video version of this podcast is www.swearnet.com ! | |||
| 13. Maybe Dogs Shouldn't Have Benefit Dances | 12 Dec 2023 | 00:45:50 | |
Roxanne gets a death threat , .Poppy gets drugged. Martina does drugs. . and Colleen gets shot :/ lots happenin this week ! oh and apparently the earth is flat so thats good
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shoutout to Goldie and Linny ,, love yassss | |||
| 30. Karma's a Quiff | 09 Apr 2024 | 00:40:00 | |
Hi its Tracy hun , i just wanted to hop on here cause ii have to laugh eh . Karma don't spare noone ! not even you Bert !!!! Did yous hear what happened to her? looks good on ya , Anyway karmas probably gonna get martina for what she's doin to her mother , #rotten #sad . VISIT: www.tracyandmartina.com for info, tour dates, merch, and more!! DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast eXCLUSIVELy on www.swearnet.com | |||
| 12. Bellybutton Ring Hooked In The Sunroof | 05 Dec 2023 | 00:42:16 | |
BrandiLynn started having parties eh.. bunch of kids partying down martina's basement and Martina starts flirtin with a 22 year old Nolan Fitzy . ,, and i (tracy ) get in a bus accident , saved a bunch of ppl DON'T FORGET ! you can watch the video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com | |||
| 11. Junkyard Crossfit and Toddler Vaping | 28 Nov 2023 | 00:38:20 | |
Martina here ! This weeks episode Tracy's mother Roxy's girlfriend Bert opens up a backyard crossfit gym and gives everyone tetnus ,, I'm hard on my fitness journey and tell yas all about Brittlyn . AND we fill yous in on Claxton ! my nephew . he's 3 years old , addicted to nicotine , and just got his septum pierced !
DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com ! | |||
| 10. The Secret of The Challenge | 21 Nov 2023 | 00:38:02 | |
might get canceleld for this one but Tracy lets the cat out of the bag about THE CHALLENGE . oh and I got a new personal trainer named Britlyn ,, Tracy fought 4 cops , and WE BOOKED OUR TRIP TO PUNTAAA CAANNNAAA .. pumped .
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| 9. Chillin with Dougie Snakes | 14 Nov 2023 | 00:40:04 | |
New Waterford's biggest TikTok star @DougieSnakes comes to shoot the shit with us,, he's fuckin hilarious, he's badness, and he's pure Cape Breton icon ! We talk about nicknames , and all the different ways you can scam businesses... cause he knows all about SAVIN MONEY AND SAVIN TIME DON'T FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com PS shoutout to AnDreW HarVeY ! | |||
| 8. Tracy's Glace Bay Oasis on AirBNB | 07 Nov 2023 | 00:32:58 | |
Martina here,, Am I ever proud of Tracy eh opening up her air b&b ! she'll be raking in the cash if those american tourists don't mind scoopin cat shit and all that . Meanwhile, I fount a way to get even with Minnow . Not to mention, we read what yous are flippin about and wondering about and so much more ,, all on this weeks episode of Shootin the Sh!t~ DON'T FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com ! PS. shoutout to PEter McInNiS ! | |||
| 7. Dave Sampson Hates Us | 01 Nov 2023 | 00:26:34 | |
Well fuck, it's been an eventful week to say the least. We chat about Martina sprawled out naked like Samantha from Sex and the City, Me (Tracy) figuring out who my father is, what happened with the whale, and we even make Dave Sampson hate us,,,,,, (sorry hun. Dave if ur reading this I'm so fucking sorry ! please don't ban me from your shows LMAO )
DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast on www.swearnet.com ! Oh, and shout out Peter MacInnis ! | |||
| 6. It's Halloween Hun! | 24 Oct 2023 | 00:40:33 | |
Yous asked and we heard yahs,, its our very special Halloween special ! We read ghost stories yous submitted to us , some of our own stories , and so much more. Turns out the devil loves to hang out in all sorts of places around cape breton... badness! DON'T FORGET! you can watch the video version of this here podcast on Swearnet.com ,, definitely worth it if you wanna see our costumes . | |||
| 5. Pregnant Beached Whale? | 17 Oct 2023 | 00:28:00 | |
Hi it's Martina! On this episode we're Shootin The Sh!t we're talking about whether my new boo is actually married, Tracy's quest to find her father and our new obession, I beached blue whale! DON'T FORGET! The full video version is avaiable only on Swearnet.com | |||
| 4. Catch Minnows Not Feelings | 11 Oct 2023 | 00:30:20 | |
Hi Sexies! Tracy here.. On this episode I find out you can't piss on an ancestry DNA test, Doreen takes a bad fall but we don't feel bad for her ,, and Martina makes some biiiiig progress with the man of her dreams, Minnow Rizetto.., plus a whole bunch more. So crack a drink (even if you're at work, who cares?) and come shoot the shit with us. & Don't foRget! U can watch the video version of this here podcast on Swearnet ! wellll worth it. | |||
| 3. Hoola Hoopin for the Aliens | 11 Oct 2023 | 00:30:06 | |
Hi hunny, this is Martina! In this episode we're talking all about Tracy's dreams after she started doin melatonins,, I share a phonecall I got from my legit insane sister, Bev.., Tracy goes on about staying overnight at the wildlife park , and SO much more.. so come listen to the going ons. & don't forget ,, you can watch the video version of this here podcast on Swearnet! | |||
| 29. Life Insurance Fraud, Deep Freezes, and Prom at the Legion | 02 Apr 2024 | 00:33:35 | |
This episode we talk about who's back from the dead , why martina was hiding in a deep freeze , and tracy's prom(?) .. i still thnk that's fucked but whatever LMAO sorry not sorry . Oh and Bert loooooooses her mind !! GO TO: www.tracyandmartina.com for INFO, TOUR DATES, and MERCH!! DON'T FORGET: the full video version is exclusively available on www.swernet.com | |||
| 2. IBS at the Walmart? | 11 Oct 2023 | 00:42:22 | |
Hi huns, Martina here! In this episode we're talkin about... Why havin IBS and covid don't mix, Newfoundland acupuncture and how datin a fisherman got its perks. | |||
| 1. Coffee Chains and Crosswalks | 11 Oct 2023 | 00:47:13 | |
Hi sexies, It's Tracy hun! In this episode we're talkin about... How gettin hit in a crosswalk is actually a blessing in disguise, Canadian coffee chains and how Ma's new woman is actually taming her wild streak. | |||
| 28. Martina’s Funeral | 26 Mar 2024 | 00:27:28 | |
is anyone else obsessed with there own funeral ??! I just want everything to be perfect ,,. Capers are right obsessed with death we can't help it . We also chat about Tracy's new Goliath tarantula <3 and what we gave up for lent ! DON'T FORGET: the full video version is only available on www.swearnet.com ! VISIT: www.tracyandmartina.com for live appearances, merch, and everything else ! | |||
| 27. The Caper Liberator | 19 Mar 2024 | 00:44:35 | |
In this episode I share with yas my grad party planning biz,, Martina's blowout with Brandi-Lynn and some nut job who thinks they can save the Island! Make sure to check out the video version of this here podcast on www.Swearnet.com | |||
| 26. Cinderblock Through The Pizza Shop | 12 Mar 2024 | 00:39:50 | |
Whenever theres a new business back home we like to put them all through a lil initiation process,, u know to see if they'll stick around,, so we blow the fuckin windows out LMAO!! Ppl pay me money to do them sometimes and other times I just do it for fun,, gyms, pizza shops it don't matter! Also my cousint Wayne is gettin hitched, my cousint Kiera met a nice man and Bert told ma shes usin her "likness" thx for listenin xo, Tracy Watch the full video version of this podcast on www.Swearnet.com | |||
| 25. Winning Lottery Ticket Sold In Town | 05 Mar 2024 | 00:48:15 | |
We woke up this morning to find out that someone in town won the million, so we're trying to find out who! I swear to god theres been that many winning lottery tickets sold in New Waterford its insaaaaane! Tracy went on a date at Westmount Hot Suppers, I got a voicemail from my sister Bev, and so much more! DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com CHECK OUT: www.tracyandmartina.com for events, appearances, and news ! | |||
| 24. Afterbirth Right Up The Back Of It | 27 Feb 2024 | 00:41:04 | |
Hi Sexies ! Martina here , What a fuckin week .,, I had a dream about Ma's dead dog Colleen , got a new job at the mall , and Tracy reconnected with Solaris ! The lunacy was beyondddddd DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com CHECK OUT: www.tracyandmartina.com for events, appearances, and news ! | |||
| 23. Bert Done A TedTalk? | 20 Feb 2024 | 00:46:22 | |
Who the fuck reported our exotic spa ? we get to the bottom of it . oh and Was there another Boa Constrictor on the loose ? maybe . Bert's doin a Ted Talk in Halifax ,
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Check out www.tracyandmartina.com for everything US! | |||
| 33. Guess Who's Back (With A Broken Neck) | 03 Sep 2024 | 00:41:33 | |
Hi Sexies!!!! we got a braaaand new season of the podcast for yas . lots to catch yas up on for sure .. find out why martina got a broken neck , why my mother ((roxxy)) is spittin out blood ,, and everything else we done over the summer! Watch the video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com ! www.tracyandmartina.com for everything Tracy & Martina including tour dates, merch, and MORE | |||
| 34. Lesbian Trucker? | 10 Sep 2024 | 00:43:00 | |
The neck brace is off and I’m feelin bomb again!! but get ready cause i share a secret that could alter the course of ,,,my daughter,, Brandi-Lynn’s life . Oh yeah n Tracy’s mother is cured of her pirate disease!!! Wooo
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| 35. Prison Letters from Bert | 17 Sep 2024 | 00:38:38 | |
Bert starts sending Tracy letters from prison--thinking she's actually talking to k.d. Lang. BrandiLynn reacts to the news about her father, and the girls talk about DogJaw's new look! Video Podcast available exclusively on www.swearnet.com Check out www.tracyandmartina.com for live appearances, merch, and more! | |||
| 36. Bottle Depot Influencers | 24 Sep 2024 | 00:38:23 | |
Tracy and Martina start taking gigs as influencers--at the bottle depot. Martina's god-daughter changes their name and pronouns, and Roxanne's doctor confirms that her uterus is a baron wasteland. Video Podcast EXCLUSIVELY on www.swearnet.com Check out www.tracyandmartina.com for live appearances, merch, and more! | |||
| 37. Did We Discover the Oceangate Sub? | 01 Oct 2024 | 00:41:15 | |
This week Tracy talks all about past life regressions , Roxanne gets approved for a foster kid , and Martina mighta found the titanic submarine down the shore. VIDEO VERSIOn exclusively on www.swearnet.com www.tracyandmartina.com for TOUR DATES, MERCH, and MORE | |||
| 38. Geoffri Moves Home!! | 08 Oct 2024 | 00:33:52 | |
Martina's son adopts a vicious pitbull from Texas, Tracy turns her house into an escape room, and Martina gets accepted into the community college dog grooming course. VIDEO only available on www.swearnet.com www.tracyandmartina.com for merch and tour dates! | |||
| 39. Martina Joins a Freedom Rally | 15 Oct 2024 | 00:42:11 | |
| 40. Litter Boxes in the Classrooms | 22 Oct 2024 | 00:39:54 | |
Tracy's mother has a gender reveal party for her new 14 year old foster daughter. Martina falls down far-right conspiracy theory rabbit holes, and has her first dog grooming course, and Tracy joins adult cheer! | |||
| 41. Halloween Escape Room | 29 Oct 2024 | 00:49:49 | |
Tracy's haunted escape room turns into a living hell when Martina brings the whole family to visit--including Loki the 900lb ravenous pitbull. The girls read some new and old scary stories, and talk about all things spooky. The video version of this here podcast is exclusively on www.swearnet.com Visit www.tracyandmartina.com for upcoming shows, merch, and more! | |||
| 42. Martina's Daycare and Grooming Ltd. | 05 Nov 2024 | 00:29:48 | |
Makayla sets out to find Claxton's father, Martina's gets cancelled for being transphobic, and Tracy sets out to find a used hearing aid for her foster sister Rita (Ashlyn). Maybe a crowdfunder? Who knows. www.swearnet.com is the only place to watch the video version of this podcast! Visit www.tracyandmartina.com for TOUR TICKETS, MERCH, and MORE!
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| 43. Rita Took Off | 12 Nov 2024 | 00:36:53 | |
Geoffri gets into a fist fight on the front lawn with Martina's new boo and snaps his mother out of her toxic beliefs. Tracy's foster sister, Rita, tries to escape Roxanne's wrath and the girls' manager, Kenny, had some merch printed ! VIDEO VERSION is only on Swearnet! visit www.tracyandmartina.com for tickets, merch, and more! | |||
| 44. Got The Connections | 19 Nov 2024 | 00:31:35 | |
Our real estate agent turned part-time social media influencer manager, Kenny McLeigan takes an unusual liking to Dog Jaw at the hardware store, Martina suffers the repercussions of being canceled in a small town and tracy asks Martina to join her at the annual adult cheer Christmas party VIDEO VERSION on www.swearnet.com TOUR TICKETS/MERCH on www.tracyandmartina.com
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| 45. Headfirst, Fearless | 26 Nov 2024 | 00:33:12 | |
Tracy attempts to show her adult cheer peers that she deserves the flyer position on the team. Meanwhile, our manager Kenny is in suspicious talks with a Mississauga developer and Groot has been pushed to their limit by Martina resulting in stress leave from work.
VIDEO VERSION exclusively on www.swearnet.com TOUR DATES/MERCH on www.tracyandmartina.com LOVEYA | |||
| 46. Nudes in the Rubble | 03 Dec 2024 | 00:41:13 | |
After Kenny and his big city developer demolish a block of historic company homes and start construction on a state of the art Nordic Spa, the community look to Tracy and Martina for answers. Martina volunteers to do “the kettle” taking collections outside of Groot’s pharmacy and Tracy becomes absolutely obsessed with local high school hockey player, Hogan Burke. VIDEO VERSION exclusively on SWEARNET MERCH, TICKETS, and MORE on www.tracyandmartina.com | |||
| 48. Massive Heart Attack at Northern Reflections | 17 Dec 2024 | 00:46:24 | |
In this episode Martina's family goes on their annual Christmas shopping trip to the mayflower mall, and Martina's sister (Bev) has a medical emergency. Tracy gets ready for Christmas in her family and reveals who her foster sister's real mother is. VIDEO VERSION exclusively on Swearnet | |||
| 47. Cover Stars | 10 Dec 2024 | 00:33:56 | |
Thanks to their manager, Tracy and Martina finally get the attention they’ve been seeking as influencers, but not all press is good press. Kenny tries to win the girls back over by booking them bus tickets to Halifax, a hotel night stay, and Halifax Mooseheads hockey box tickets. Tracy brings Hogan Burke to expose him to the hockey pros.
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| 49. Tainted Tipsy Eve | 24 Dec 2024 | 00:48:41 | |
Turns out a full Rubbermaid bin of clam chowder doesn’t keep well overnight in a furnace room making for a shitty Tipsy Eve party at Martina’s, Jon Angus is up on charges again after beating his boyfriend with a Wii remote, and Tracy gets approved for her adult education grant! | |||
| 50. Blasted Off The Telephone Pole | 31 Dec 2024 | 00:46:02 | |
Town legend Mutant MacAulay goes out with a bang after doing tricks for kids in exchange for loonies n toonies, Tracy decides to do a good deed for the community after the pair try to salvage their public image and the girls reconnect with their old friends Tara and Manda! | |||