This week, Red and Jodie have John Jamingo and The Duchess of NJ, Kate, from The Boomer Bunker Podcast on to go through some Classic Pop music!!

Can a weird song about having a baby with all-new levels of creepiness with just a hint of awkwardness beat a song about hippie hitchhikers bumpin' uglies in the back of a Chevy van? YOU be the JUDGE!!!

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This week, Red and Jodie decide to take a Wildcard episode in a different direction.

It's Rap/Country/R+B -VS- Rap/R+B/Rock.

Can a stupid pander-y Redneck Anthem about a shared southern home state between three different artists beat a Rock Song about how three different artists share a love for cunnilingus of the female anal region??

YOU be the JUDGE!

Quavo - Georgia Ways (ft. Luke Bryan and Teddy Swims

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R. Kelly - Rockstar (ft Ludacris and Kid Rock)

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Red and Jodie seem to be spending a lot of time together lately, and you get to hear it!!

This week we take a trip back in time as Dr Steve from Weird Medicine joins the show in an attempt to find the wimpiest song of all time. Can a not so subtle pedophile anthem beat the lamest representation of the hippie movement? You get to decide between:

Gary Puckett: Young Girl

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Scott McKenzie: Are You Going to San Francisco

 

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It's our first wildcard episode of the year! Branden brought a washed up punk band singing about an old car. And Red brought a Larry David inspired rap song featuring some big names. You get to decide between:

Dropkick Murphys: Cadillac Cadillac

vs

Snoop Dogg: Crip Ya Enthusiasm 

This fucking rap episode is all over the place. The guys went to way opposite ends of the spectrum to find out what is more annoying. A song paying tribute to a 40 year old dance, or a song about pedophilia by a woman who can't help herself from rapping about her pussy. Either way you get to decide between:

Ouiwey Collins feat Bootsy Collins: Ickey Shuffle 

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CupcakKe: Pedophile

It's time for a good ole' fashioned Country music showdown! Both Branden and Red bring songs from country music icons. But can a new song that tries to remove any part of country music from the song, oh and it has scat in yet, beat a song about a bunch of preachy bullshit with a surprise ending. You get to decide between:

Shania Twain: Giddy Up

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Hank Williams Jr: Red White and Pink Slip Blues

It's 2023 and that means a whole new season of terrible music to review! We decided to kick things off with some metal music to see what is more upsetting, a metal cover of a irritating earworm? Or when a metal icon goes soft to shine a light on homelessness? You get to decide between:

Ten Masked Men: Blue

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Megadeth: Breadline

It's the holidays and that can only mean one thing... Shitty Song of the Year!! Wait, we already did that. That means...oh shit. It's a fucking Christmas special. Join us and Delvin Cox as we go through way more holiday music than you could possibly imagine. 

We'll be back in 2023 with a whole new season of shit music to go through!

So we were trying to figure out what to do for the rest of the year. Now that Shitty Song of the Year is over how will we fill the rest of the weeks? And the R Kelly decided to drop a new album. Well they did take it offline so I'm not sure if he wanted it to come out. But I was able to get my hands on it before it went away and Red and I go through some of the tracks. Including his confession songs. Holy shit this is a ride worth taking. 

THIS IS IT!!! IT ALL ENDS HERE! Join myself, Red, Adam, Jodie, Pepper, Mike, Teresa, Delvin and Myster Magenta as we go through the final 14 and determine which song is truly the Shitty Song of the Year. Friendships are tested as decisions are made and songs get whittled away. Also someone pulls a gun on our judges. All ending in a way that will truly surprise you! It's been a great 2022 and this is the perfect way to wrap it up.

It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right it's time for the 2022 Shitty Song of the Year showdown! Join myself, Red, Teresa, Jodie B, Adam, Pepper, Mike, Delvin, Myster Magenta and Karl as we go through the top 28 shit songs of the year and see which ones can move past the first round. We also hand out some special awards for songs that stood out for other reasons than just being shit. This is an epic battle you do not want to miss!

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The second half of the year is over so it's time for another Qualifier round before Shitty Song of the Year. Myster Magenta joins the show as we go through the last 20 winners to see which ones deserve to move on to compete in a couple weeks. 

Now that the main episodes are finished for the year, we thought we'd give you something different for the next couple of weeks. I got to hang out with Jodie B, Bobby Booshay from the 50 Shades of Booshay podcast and Kollin from the Trash Panda Podcast and just shoot the shit for a couple hours. We switch topics so many times it's hard to keep up. So, listen to it all at one time or in small doses. Either way, just listen to it. 

Its our final match up for the year and we decided to make it a wildcard episode! Branden brought a rap song with the most overuse of samples in the history of music. And Red brought hard rock cultural appropriation with mild tokenism. Can you decide which is worse? Because we have a hard time figuring it out. You get to decide between:

Brian Wilson: Smart Girls

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Jackyl: Just Like A Negro

It's a battle of wuss rock this week as we begin wrapping up the year before Shitty Song of the Year. Can a song that's just loud noise and lyrics that don't go together beat the worst fan tribute ever recorded? You get to decide between:

Pacifier: Bullitproof

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Jimmy Eat World: Hear You Me

This week we're joined by the Baby Killer himself Jodie B to go through some country music. Can a song about America beat a story of karma and maybe lust? Can Branden and Red quit bickering long enough to agree a song is bad? You get to decide between:

Hardy: Wait in the Truck

vs

Toby Keith: American Ride

Things are about to get strange as we go through what we call "Avant Garde" Rock. Branden wanted to try killing one more of his babies while Teresa from the new show "Story For a Song" decided to bring the retarded offshoot of a previous winner. Can a 6 minute cluster fuck of pretentious chaos beat a song written by people with the mental capabilities of a 10 year old who just discovered swears? You get to decide between:

Nuclear Rabbit: The Midgetaur

vs

Retard-O-Bot- Piggly Wiggly

Let's talk rap, it sucks. Let me rephrase that, this weeks rap sucks. Holy shit this is a rough one. Branden brings a song that could possibly be good, if everything about it wasn't terrible. And Red brings a song believed to be "self censored" and full of mixed messages and weird voices. You get to decide between:

Acid Souljah: Ok Yea!!!

vs

Madchild: Work For It

This get heavy and oddly weird this week as we go through I guess you could call it rock. Branden brought a song that goes in every direction possible in the worst way, and Red brings something incredibly dull, repetitive and full of whispering. It's all complete bullshit but you get to decide between:

Kim Dracula: Make Me Famous

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Parkway Drive: If A God Can Bleed

It's time that we take a moment to highlight a couple celebrities who think they can make music. Myster Magenta once again joins the show to see if bad production can beat lazy song writing. Can the worst example of auto tune beat something that a literal retard might be responsible for? It's the battle of the vapid cum dumpsters as we go through:

Farrah Abraham: Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom

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Paris Hilton: Turn it Up

This week we're joined by someone as we settle a dispute. We were threatened with "legal parameters" for what we do. Well it turns out we don't respond well to threats. We may need to get a lawyer this week as we go through:

Cabell Rhode: Paid in Full

vs

Tracy Lee: Invisible

Hyperpop, what is Hyperpop? Do you know? We spent this episode trying to figure it out but I don't think we got very far with that. Anyway, Branden really phoned it in, well it wouldn't be considered that if not for the savage beating that Red gave him. Seriously it's so bad this shit is almost unfair to bring to the show. Anyway you get to decide what's worse (although lets not kid ourselves) between:

100 Gecs: Money Machine

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Black Dresses: Crush

It's time for shit to get painful as the guys get into some more pop music. Once again Branden brings a song by some stupid attention seeking bitch that surprise, he doesn't like very much. While Red decides he's gonna try and get the show canceled with a song performed by the youngest person to transition from male to female. Can a song about a potentially fake rape story beat a song about getting faded, all the time. Like seriously, ALL THE TIME. It's fucking stupid. But you get to decide between:

Demi Lovato: 29

vs

Kim Petras: Faded

Welcome to the 2024 SSOTW Halloween Spooktacular!!! Red and Teresa go through some shitty Halloween music!!! Can a Spooky Dr Seuss about ghosts song beat a Dark Pop song about graveyards??

YOU be the JUDGE!

Michael Jackson - Ghosts

VS

Baby Storme - The City is a Graveyard

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This week things get rough as Branden, Red and Adam from The Internet is a Toilet go through some songs about parenting. Can an extremely whiny metal song about a pussy too scared to kill himself beat a VERY LONG song about child rape by an imaginary parent? Just a warning there is way more crying in this episode than you would expect. Holy shit these guys are serious fucking pussies. Anyway you get to decide between:

Beartooth: Sick and Disgusting

vs

Korn: Daddy

It's a baby killer edition this week as Branden and Red challenge each other to bring a song from a band the other enjoy. Two terrible filler songs go head to head to see what is more upsetting, a droning monotone suck fest with zero effort put into it. Or a song with hardly any music and the worst vocal fry we've ever covered. You get to decide between:

Pearl Jam: Bu$hleaguer

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Dave Matthews Band: That Girl is You

This week we really bring some painful rap music. Branden was presented a dead baby that shat all over an iconic song. And Red brought an abomination created by the duo you never knew you wanted, because no one really wanted it. Also isn't one of them a rapist or something? I don't know but what I do know is that you have to decide between: 

Jeris Johnson: Raining Blood

vs

Gucci Mane/ Marilyn Manson: Fancy Bitch

This week we're joined by Mike from WFOD as we go through some punk songs. Branden begrudgingly kills a baby with the worst song they made. While Mike brings us an already dead baby. You get to decide what's worse, a lazy attempt at a remix with monster sounds and spacey bullshit. Or an anti suicide song that victim blames and makes everything about everyone except the person who's suicidal. Your choices this week are:

Green Day (with Godzilla): Brain Stew

vs

Sum 41: Catching Fire

It's time for another country music showdown! This week Branden brings a song from someone who was way more successful with his other band. And Red brought half of a country music duo to see if "progress" can beat a whiny breakup song? Or maybe it's political? Either way its trash. You get to decide between:

Aaron Lewis: Sticks and Stones

vs

John Rich: Progress 

This week Branden would like to apologize to everyone. The heat got to him and he took it out on a "child" who absolutely deserves it. What's got him so upset? Both of these songs are hard to get through. I mean really it's just awful. 

The guys go through some pop music to see what is worse; a repetitive nonsensical "song" with a major overuse of the word "on". Or an ultra upbeat piece of shit about achieving your dreams performed by a teenager with the mind of a 4 year old. You get to decide between:

Oliver Tree: Life Goes On

vs

Jojo Siwa: D.R.E.A.M

It's a battle of washed up 80s icons this week as we are joined for the first time by a listener. Myster Magenta challenged us to see what is worse, a heavy metal song that tip toes around the idea of fucking some pussy? Or an ultra soft and confusing love ballad about a potential stripper that the lead singer wants to impregnate. You get to decide between:

Pantera: PST '88

vs 

Motley Crue: Glitter

It's the Wuss Rock music battle you never wanted! This week the guys get into some of the most boring, repetitive, douchey songs they've ever brought to see if a whiny protest anthem can beat out audible nonsense. You get to decide between:

Five for Fighting: Can One Man Save The World

vs

Coldplay: A Whisper

 

This week Branden brings a song to Red that he enjoyed and Red shat all over it! A challenge was issued for Red to bring two rap icons to the show and try to prove why they make dog shit. Can a rap about a painting? Or maybe a woman? Or someones mom getting fucked? Either way can a shit rap beat a song about how much weed Snoop smokes? Spoilers: He smokes a lot of weed. You get to decide between:

Lil Pump & Soulja Boy: Mona Lisa

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Eminem & Snoop Dogg: From the D 2 The LBC

With the first qualifier over with its time to wipe the slate clean with a new roundup of shit music. And what better way to kick things off than with some new rock from some rock icons. Can a rehashing of a 30 year old song beat a love song dedicated to an instrument? You get to decide between:

Red Hot Chili Peppers: Black Summer

vs

Def Leppard: This Guitar

This week, we've got Chris James on the show to go through some Disney music, for the first time EVER!!! Can a creepy, predatorial, song about pink, supple flesh beat an over-the-top, over produced, illuminati plant of a song? YOU be the JUDGE!

Johnny Depp - Hello, Little Girl (from Into the Woods)

VS

Will Smith - Prince Ali (from live action Aladdin)

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It's time to break up Shitty Song of the Year with our first qualifier round! First we take care of some business by settling a couple ties but then we get right into the important shit. And joining us to go through everything is that mother fucking baby killer himself Jodie B. It's time for Shitty Song of the Week Thunderdome! 26 songs enter, only 13 get to move on to the main event in December. Which 13 make it through? Tune in to find out!

ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! We are only a few days away from the first Shitty Song of the Year Qualifier round and we are giving you the chance to change the outcome! Head over to shittysong.show/vote where you get to decide which 2 loser songs get to come back and compete! 

We also wanted to give you all a special bonus episode to thank you for all the support that's been given. Adam from the Internet is a Toilet comes back to go through some Dishonorable Mentions. A show which can be found at patreon.com/ssotw. Adam also brings back one of the hardest games ever played!

It's time for another rap battle as Red and Branden try to figure this genre out. Can spooky rapping about pussy beat a list of "miracles"? Will the guys ever learn how magnets work? You get to decide between:

Radio Base: Demon Time

vs

Insane Clown Posse: Miracles

We got ourselves a redemption round this week as we are joined by Teresa from Bad Poets Society AND Jodie B from Po Boys to go through some pop songs. Can an upbeat song with bizarre body positivity messages beat musical child rape? Probably not but you get to decide between:

Tila Tsoli: Bimbo Doll

vs

B*Witched: C'est La Vie

It's time to go through one of the most unnecessary categories in music, sequel songs. Pepper from History Buffs joins the show to see if an upbeat, modern, hip hop version of a song can beat a practically note for note copy of an already shitty but popular song. You get to decide between:

Billy Ray Cyrus/ Buck 22: Achy Breaky 2

vs

Charlie Daniels: The Devil Comes Back to Georgia

It's a punk rock episode this week! Red and Branden go head to head and kill some babies in order to see what is worse, a whiny acoustic break up song with some naughty words? Or a middle aged anthem about fucking set to swing music. You get to decide between:

Makeout: Secrets

vs

The Offspring: We Never Have Sex Anymore

We're paying tribute to tribute songs this week. Jon from Jon Breaks Bad News joins us this week to see what is worse, a rehashing of another song that's filled with dumb baseball references, or a slow Neil Diamond knock off dedicated to Long Island. You get to decide between:

Scott Stapp: Marlins Will Soar

vs

Kenny Mannetta: Long Island Boy

This week the guys travel back in time to go through some 90's rock, and immediately Branden regrets it. Can a confusing song with dumb lyrics and a horrible singer beat a ridiculously long, droning, dull song with a terrible mix and feedback solos? You get to decide between:

No Doubt: Trapped In A Box 

vs

Blur: Coffee and TV

It's time to break out the razor blades as we go through music you asked us to cover, Emo Rap. It's an artist vs content episode this week as we try to figure out what is worse; a really repetitive rap with almost no emo content. Or a whiny vocal fry rap about getting high and dying. You get to decide between:

Lil Peep: You Can't Touch Me

vs

Jumex: Trapped

This week Teresa from Bad Poets Society joins the show to take a look at some artist that attempt country music. One of us brings a country song about trucks (go figure) and one of us brings a song that is actually good. You get to decide which is worse between:

Joey Dennis: The Truck Song

vs

Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters: Quicker than Liquor 

Red and Teresa are joined by Bobby, from the 50 Shades of Booshay Podcast to go through some Celebrity Music!!! Can a run-on sentence in musical form, sprinkled with a hint of "I really don't wanna do this" beat a lazy, no effort song that was probably recorded in a basement

Oprah Winfrey - Run On

VS

Michael Cera - Steady Now

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It's a wildcard episode this week as Adam comes back on the show with some of the most confusing music we've gone through. Can a song with everything wrong with it and horrible shrieking beat a song with unconventional instruments and pretentious bullshit. You get to decide between:

OneDay: Whatever Floats Your Boat (Or Sink It)

vs

Superorganism: The Prawn Song

This week Branden and Red go down one of the most bizarre rabbit holes as they take a look at some country music. Can a song ripping off another hit beat what can be considered the greatest vocals brought to the show. You get to decide between:

Bo Daddy Harris: Queen of My Heart

vs

Jake Owen: I Was Jack (You Were Diane)

This week Karl from Who Are These Podcasts joins the show to go through some of the worst rock songs of the 2000's. Can a douche rock song with reggaeton vocals and cheerleaders for background singers beat a metal song with horrible everything and a snare drum that is a crime against nature? You get to decide between:

Skindred: That's My Jam

vs

Metallica: Purify

We also check out the song Stuttering John wrote with Joe Walsh and try to figure out why this was a good idea.