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Ep 284. Christember 30 Aug 202400:51:37

On this week's podcast Chris introduces a new month to the calendar! The couple discuss office jobs, admin and what the kids thought of their Summer Holidays. Would Rosie Eat makes a comeback and the beefs are garlic based. They also take a tour of movies they are going to watch together, The Notebook anyone?


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Ep 283. Pedalo and a box of wine 23 Aug 202400:58:54
On this week's podcast the Ramsey's discuss summer holidays, bad smells and ankle socks! Chris shares the details of a recent incident involving some young people and Rosie gets another chance to play Would Rosie Eat... Beefs are getting weather related QFTP cover hot crocs, pet shop banter and an unfortunate trip to the hospital. Also this week Chris and Rosie share their thoughts on dating again...
Ep 274. Get your head stuck in 21 Jun 202400:56:58
In this episode of Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie discuss places they DON'T want to visit, Space being on the top of Rosie's list (even with 100 Tampons). Chris gives Mondays a kick up the backside and the beefs get personal when Chris reveals that Rosie read one of his texts. QFTP's involve an incredible/unusual kink and there are some stellar icks which kick off a chat about the John Barnes rap...cue Best Mate Steph!
Ep 188. Mars Cha Cha 07 Oct 202201:01:53
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss frubes, strictly, facial recognition and loads more... plus they are joined by a film crew, can you tell? The beefs cover mishearing and of course bins! QFTP's involve a stripper, drinking from a bottle and a filthy dog grooming habit. All of this and some wonderful icks. Enjoy!
Ep 187. Born to Fight 30 Sep 202200:58:55
On this week's podcast there's some singing, misplaced chewing gum, stripper stories and a new (and improved?) name for a glove compartment. All of this plus beefs, icks and some smelly QFTP's. Enjoy!
Ep 186. Kegs full of Kaka23 Sep 202201:05:42
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie chat bingo, holidays and what happens if you have a bathroom accident in ASDA. There's a quiz devised especially for Rosie and the QFTP's are particularly filthy! Expect stories of swingers, underwear, icks and getting caught in the act!
Ep 185. Anchor Pants 16 Sep 202200:39:17
It's a 'Questions from the Public' Special! Chris and Rosie catch up on some of your questions! There are icks, a revengeful DJ, a sad story about a goldfish and some unsavoury student accommodation.
Ep 184. Beat the Letter 09 Sep 202201:03:44
The school holidays are finally over and Chris and Rosie are enjoying some normality. This week on the podcast they get nostalgic over calculators and kids games. They have some snack based beef and a position based ick. All of this plus Rosie updates the smas and das on her recent garden furniture purchase.
Ep 183. Water is blue 02 Sep 202201:00:30
The Ramsey's are back with beefs, icks and QFTP's but this week there is a little something extra, Rosie's jotters! Chris gets to the bottom of some of Rosie's teenage musings that he found in the loft...enjoy everyone and remember, water is blue.
Ep 182. A little bit sexy 26 Aug 202200:57:50

The Ramsey's return and yes it's still the summer holidays! Chris and Rosie talk funfairs and the law according to American movies. Rosie almost brings her acting skills to the beefs and the icks have their very own designated spot. QFTP's involve cling film, chicken wings and great balls of...something.


Ep 181. The glove19 Aug 202200:59:22
This week it's roasting hot and Rosie's loving it. Chris took Robin on a mini break, and the Ramsey's went to the beach. There's garlic bread beef and it's a specials week for questions from the public. 
Ep 180. Sommelier summer camp12 Aug 202201:01:02
It's still the summer holidays and Chris and Rosie have taken time off to spend it with the boys. Big mistake. Chris is into a new sport. Rosie's had a wardrobe malfunction and there’s possibly the most horrific hotel find ever. 
Ep 179. Pokethon 05 Aug 202200:57:59
This week the Ramsey's manage to record a podcast, despite the summer holiday madness! Chris has been getting competitive with a 6 year old, Rosie has a sci fi related ick and they both discuss Robin's latest practical joke. QFTP's cover a sibling shock, an unusual work break snack and a unfortunate incident on holiday.
Ep 273. Documenting my t*ts off! 14 Jun 202400:57:28
This week on the podcast Chris is feeling under the weather and the pair get nostalgic about working in a shop. Chris gets mad at Soft Play Dads and Rosie shares an SMA level pooh story. Other topics up for discussion - CostCo, free stuff, protests and eating a cucumber in public. All of this plus Rosie has been busy watching documentaries.
Ep 178. Oh wow 29 Jul 202201:04:02
The Ramsey’s have had a busy week (separately!). Chris has been at the UFC and Rosie has been singing at Ladies Day. It’s a plonkcast so the beefs are pretty rich. QFTP’s cover icks, a questionable spag bowl, an unusual breakfast and some peeling skin... oh wow!
Ep 177. Summer holiday special22 Jul 202201:03:20

The Ramsey's are back from holiday and they're more knackered than when they left. Chris has been reading tips on how to stay cool this summer and Rosie's been deep diving into TikTok. Plus there's some holiday special questions from the public. 


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Ep 176. Out of Office 15 Jul 202200:45:32
This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie share some unused QFTP’s and they do not disappoint! There's a slightly disturbing holiday story, a bouji hairdresser, a sex egg and a stinky drawer. Enjoy Smas and Das! 
Ep 175. Double Muggins 08 Jul 202200:59:25
On the podcast this week Rosie reveals a new musical talent in the family and Chris becomes a Golf Guy. There's a truth bomb from Sandra and beefs that get Rosie very animated! QFTP's involve some dirty dishes, a hairy meal and a gross ear wax habit.
Ep 174. Co-ords 01 Jul 202201:00:07
This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss co-ords, free gifts, farting in Asda and whether it's okay to attend a date topless. All of this plus some slippery beef and a couple of icks for good measure!
Ep 173. Hot Potato 24 Jun 202201:00:51
This week on the podcast the couple discuss urban myths, street names and Kids TV. As well as serving up some beef Chris is also busy eating some carb based humble pie!
Ep 172. But what about the pool table? 17 Jun 202200:52:12
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie talk hair treatments, massages and builders mugs. The beefs take an interesting turn and the QFTP's cover care packages, a sad ick, lube and a misheard saying.
Ep 171. Meet you in my dreams 10 Jun 202200:55:53
As well as serving up some brilliant beefs and icks there is also dream analysis and a surprise gift from Sandra. QTFP's involve social etiquette, a not so nice desert bowl and a memory for Chris to revisit. Enjoy!
Ep 170. The 80’s door handle 03 Jun 202200:49:01
On this week's podcast the Ramsey's try and wrap their heads around the Jubilee! Rosie get's nostalgic for 80's door handles and Chris gets accused of shouting. The beefs mount up and QFTP's involve data apps, icks, and the class pet.
Ep 169. Dacious 27 May 202200:56:51
On this week's podcast the Ramey's discuss their new TV show, a kids party that Rosie attended and how Chris' lack of socks seems to have caused a real stir! They share their beefs which involve an emotional sports day and the QTFP's go veggie and even include a mistaken urinal situation.
Ep 272. Disposable Kegs07 Jun 202401:00:21
This week, Rosie and Chris are off to London to do exciting things which they’re not allowed to talk about on the podcast, Chris has bumped into one of Rosie's old teachers at soft play and Rafe has revealed a development in our cashless society. We get an update after last week’s little argument… and the podcast also gets interrupted by the window cleaners. There are some questionable gym techniques discussed in QFTPs as well as a story from our favourite place… the GUM clinic!
Ep 168. The Worst Smell in The World 20 May 202201:00:08
As well as discussing their new TV show Chris and Rosie share their weekly beefs and their new official ‘ick’ section. They chat passive aggressive waiters, behind the scenes strictly rituals and their thoughts on thongs. QFTP’s include strange contraception choices and some pretty expensive, albeit, dirty sheets. All of this PLUS an exciting announcement!
Ep 167. Killer extensions 13 May 202200:57:37
On the podcast this week (and much to Chris’ dismay) the couple discuss Rosie’s hair extensions and why she used to call psychic hotlines. There’s some observations and an update on the TV show. Beefs get medical and QFTP’s cover an eventful French exchange, a unfortunate cab journey and frozen prawns. PLUS the pair get to the bottom of who their Disney crush was. 
Ep 166. Hip hip...06 May 202200:56:14
On this week's podcast Rosie delivers some more observations and even has some audio evidence to prove it! Chris has been feeling ill after catching the kids germs and shares his stomach bug woes from the tour. There's the weekly beefs and QFTP's that cover service stations, eating in supermarkets and manscaping.
Ep 165. Rude Awakening 29 Apr 202200:55:15

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie share their traumatic few days after both Rafe and Robin came down with a stomach bug. There are towel forts, bucket techniques and even a QFTP along the same theme.

As well as this the pair share their beefs and go deep with the icks plus there's an update on the reality of hotel shenanigans.

Ep 164. The Best Walker 22 Apr 202200:54:44
On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Easter Eggs, VPL, hand towels and some more ick! There’s an awkward zoom funeral moment and an elaborate name for a pot washer! Enjoy smas & das!
Ep 163. Good Friday plonkcast15 Apr 202201:02:33
Happy Good Friday! It's a plonkcast, Rosie's got pre-beef, Chris remembers a story that's been on his mind, Barry has a word and one listener wants relationship advice. 
Ep 162. Three words08 Apr 202200:59:04
It's the podcast that loves dogs! (Well Chris does anyway). Chris and Rosie play a word game, Sandra's treated herself to a new robe and watch out for the list of things to do that'll keep you single. 
Ep 161. How long you staying? 01 Apr 202200:57:26
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have some serious Cocomelon beef and land line issues. They discuss Team leaders, keyholders and why people should mind their own business when it comes to luggage! QFTP's cover hired Kilts, auto correct gone wrong and some unsavoury behaviour with a Dorito dip.
Ep 160. Round Robin 25 Mar 202201:07:16
This week the podcast was recorded in London and Chris & Rosie got a taste of office life! The pair discuss a recent photo shoot, an incident on a train and bad customer service. There's some Sandra gossip, the weekly beefs and outstanding QFTP's. Enjoy!
Ep 159. Free Roam 18 Mar 202200:52:56
On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss family traits, fart shaming, free roam pets and they play an alternative to 'would you rather'. There's some urinal compliments and an annoying expression... beg your pudding??
Ep 271. Fox Blocked 31 May 202401:01:21
On the podcast this week things get serious when the Ramsey's start preparing for a joint 40th birthday party that is taking place in 2 years! As well as this they discuss cream out of a can, thieving from your doorstep and bad algorithms! QFTP's involve some Rosie's Mysteries and a dog based ick! PLUS Chris reveals that he has never seen the film Grease!
Ep 158. These boots aren’t made for walking11 Mar 202200:51:52
Chris and Rosie return with their (National Comedy Award Winning) podcast and share their mishaps from the night. They answer all the big questions such as - is there more doors or wheels in the world? The beefs are juicy and the QFTP's involve a camera phone, an acrobatic role and some playground shenanigans. Enjoy!
Ep 157. Purple reigns 04 Mar 202200:55:53
The podcast is swing heavy this week, or is it swung? The pair come together over their garden plans as well as sharing their weekly beefs. QFTP's involve lies, a punchy request and some toe sucking action. Enjoy!
Ep 156. Bathroom Teaspoon 25 Feb 202200:56:49
Rosie and Chris have been nominated for the national comedy awards...and there might just be an apple sour in it if you vote. They remember what they were wearing and what they were saying at the Millennium. And Sandra's got tote bag fever. 
Ep 155. The Pitt's 18 Feb 202200:59:08
On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss Brad Pitt's relationship status, past lives and storm facts. The beefs involve a real time print count and Rosie shares how life is with Chris on the road. QFTP's cover bean bag trays, a foreign object in food and menstrual cups. All of this plus the couple ask the age-old question...do Americans use electric kettles?
Ep 154. Stain of regret 11 Feb 202200:55:03
There's a fair few food based topics up for discussion this week - from Hot Dogs to burnt Jacket Potatoes. Robin has suggested a new career for Chris & Rosie whilst Rafe is enjoying the joys of Cbeebies. Rosie's mysteries returns and Chris brings some fun facts. Enjoy!
Ep 153. Record Breakers 04 Feb 202200:56:20
On the podcast his week Chris and Rosie discuss Record Breakers, birdwatching and bad breath. The beefs get personal and the QFTP's involve swinging, flossing and a coughing incident. Enjoy!
Ep 152. Do Buy 28 Jan 202200:58:58
There is a sleep war brewing in the Ramsey household! The pair discuss tupperware, sneezing and baby bathwater. Belinda is back and the beefs get shouty. QFTP's cover a kids birthday party, an unlucky sister and a different kind of rate and review system.
Ep 151. Timber 21 Jan 202201:04:17
On the podcast this week Rosie has some Rafe beef, Chris has some wood problems and the pair share the weekly grievances with each other. There's some Facebook Market place discussion and QFTP's involving sexting, mistaken identity and Christmas trees.
Ep 150. Tony doesn't live here 14 Jan 202201:00:46
This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie record a podcast and keep it extra real with some live interruptions. If anyone sees Tony, tell him they have his parcels! There's weekly beefs plus one for Netflix, Rosie suggests a unique way of having children and QFTP's cover butt plugs, guinea pigs and an unfortunate incident with a wet phone. Enjoy!
Ep 149. Dipped in fat07 Jan 202201:07:27
It's 2022 and Rosie and Chris are celebrating with fireworks, sort of. Sandra's Christmas presents get a shout out and Rosie has beef with Chris's cold. 
Ep 270. Front street meet 24 May 202400:54:30
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discus their 'front street meet' and Rosie declares that what she REALLY wants, is a van! They discuss swearing in front of the kids and Chris keeps his promise and delivers on the bird quiz!
Ep 148. Christmas Special 24 Dec 202100:57:23

It's the last SMA of the year and the Ramsey's are feeling festive! There's singing, festive beef and some christmassy QFTP's. All of this plus we here why Rosie is on the naughty list and how Chris is messing with new family traditions.


We hope all the smas and das have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


Chris and Rosie will be back in your ears on January 7th.


Ep 147. Find a happy place17 Dec 202100:54:36

The Ramsay's are buzzing from their tour but they're not talking to each other in January. Chris has a history lesson and Rosie takes part in a new game against her will. 


Ep 146. Liquid Gold10 Dec 202100:53:11
On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie have forgone the beefs for just some old school bickering! Rosie has been to a Panto and Chris has some tour gripes he wants to share. As well cracking QFTP’s there’s some informative phone calls with Rosie’s siblings. Enjoy! 
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