Explore every episode of the podcast Shart Select
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| Stu-ooth Criminal | 22 May 2023 | 01:06:11 | |
This week the boys have quite a lot to discuss, such as where they would position in a human centipede, how many people would you have to 1v1 to be the last human standing and Stu has some incontrovertible proof that the Mandela Effect is real. O3O nuzzle wuzzle! | |||
| Freedom Fingers | 27 Feb 2023 | 01:01:20 | |
Get ready for a wild ride as the lads delve into a mysterious and cursed grimoire that details the tastiest and grossest eats from across the fair British Isles. Spoiler alert: they don't hold back on their opinions, and things get pretty heated! But that's not all, folks! They also explore the fascinating phenomenon of "Mandela Effects," where people remember things that never even happened. And hold onto your seats, because The Beef gets booed off stage! Don't miss out on this hilarious and informative episode! | |||
| I'm Darth DhogDirk! | 21 Mar 2022 | 00:59:11 | |
This week the boys are all ready to divulge hot secrets from the Star Wars universe that they definitely know about for reals! They also discuss wookie anatomy, the surprisingly stylish secrets of snails, the ineptitude of Inspector Gadget, and we ask Michael Caine (friend of the podcast) how many Batmans are actually buried on the grounds of Wayne Manor! Also we spurn our sought after sponsor! Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch | |||
| Best Levels & Maps | 23 Mar 2020 | 01:24:44 | |
The boys discuss their favourite locales in video games and Ryan gets very cross indeed! SHOW LINKS Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser Thanks to our Patreons! Sam & Chris Price | |||
| Shart Lore and theories | 16 Mar 2020 | 01:20:41 | |
We all know about the lore of these famous games, but Shart Select reveal the best alternate lore to your beloved games. SHOW LINKS Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser Thanks to our Patreons! Sam & Chris Price | |||
| The Platformer Face Off - Part Two | 09 Mar 2020 | 00:53:32 | |
Let's conclude this madness, shall we? But first, a very special announcement from the Bois! Also, Stu gets the plague! | |||
| The Platformer Face Off - Part One | 02 Mar 2020 | 01:20:51 | |
Platformers, we all love them. But what would happen if we made their most famous heroes fight to the death? | |||
| The League of Thicc Bois 2020 | 24 Feb 2020 | 01:14:17 | |
The boys have been specially selected to host an annual tourney to discover the best Thicc Boi in gaming, through combat! | |||
| Guns Guns Guns - The HD Remaster | 17 Feb 2020 | 01:26:14 | |
The boys revisit an early subject and discuss all things that go bang, pop and zzzzt in this episode. Ryan has two great surprises and Stu gives a stunning review in the Wizard's Tower! SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser | |||
| Shart Burrito Two - Part 2: The Showdown! | 10 Feb 2020 | 01:18:26 | |
Part 2 of the greatest show down in history after space jam. Who will win!?
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| Shart Burrito Two - Part 1 | 03 Feb 2020 | 00:53:56 | |
Part 1 of the great game character showdown tournament edition, who will win?! featuring Podchaser Royalty Haz and Jordan of Grief Burrito fame | |||
| Dream Games | 27 Jan 2020 | 01:24:07 | |
This week the bois day dream about what their ideal games would be if they had unlimited cosmic power like that Jafar feller in that film. | |||
| The 360 Tiers | 20 Jan 2020 | 01:39:36 | |
The Bois are back for 2020 and open the year by ranking the top selling Xbox 360 games | |||
| Get Off Those Skeleton Nuts! | 14 Mar 2022 | 01:07:12 | |
This week the boys are joined by Harrison Wild, the lovely host of the Grief Burrito podcast (alongside that other guy). What will they discuss, though? Well there's more Office Guy antics, Ryan reveals the truth of Warehouse Guy, someone reckons they can take a dog in a fight, Ryan really lays on some (awful) chat up lines and what's going on with WoW's overly suggestive new dialogue? Also, armoured tattoos!? Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch | |||
| The Compilation Station | 30 Dec 2019 | 00:49:25 | |
Come take a trip on the suspiciously shaped train from the wizards tower to the Compilation Station and listen to all the intros and Ryan's Surprises from Season 3! | |||
| The AMA Finale | 23 Dec 2019 | 00:53:56 | |
In this spliced together frankenchode of an episode the bois answer some questions from twitter and two star wars themed Ryan's surprises and a final trip to the tip of the bulbous wizards tower for 2019 | |||
| Shart Select Vs The Game Awards | 16 Dec 2019 | 00:58:09 | |
Stu has to do some work this week so, Winstolf and Ryan take dive into the Game Awards and see what's what, and how wrong they are!! | |||
| Vacancy in the Wizard's Tower | 09 Dec 2019 | 01:05:09 | |
With the extending of the shaft and throbbing bulbous tip of the tower, the three Wizards; Master Phenrig, Master Wizard 1 and Master Wizard 2 find themselves struggling to cope with demand. A vacancy has become available. Can Winstolf, Ryan and Stu find a suitable candidate as they discuss their favourite wizards, sorcerers, mages, planeswalkers, semancers and other magical folk? Tune in to find out. | |||
| The Transportation Episode | 02 Dec 2019 | 01:06:19 | |
Join Winst0lf and Ryan on a fantastic journey as they discuss modes of transport throughout the world of gaming. Can they keep the podcast running until Stu's back? | |||
| The Big Disappointment | 25 Nov 2019 | 01:00:08 | |
Stu is off on holiday so Winst0lf and Ryan hold the fort, this week looking at some infamously disappointing games and practices from across the gaming world! | |||
| RoboBois, Activate! | 11 Nov 2019 | 01:02:06 | |
Podcast Activate! Doot doot! In this automated episode, the newest models of the guys go into discussion mode as they tackle the world of robots, cyborgs and all things mechanical. Also, find out what happens when the Shart Bois discuss the MegaDrive with Harrison from Grief Burrito in a Gamecube Factory! | |||
| The Most Violent Episode | 04 Nov 2019 | 00:56:15 | |
In this rage packed episode (I mean, come on Ryan!) We look into the bloodiest, nastiest, most violent games out there! We also unearth a long lost episode of British kids TV legend, Rainbow... SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser | |||
| Thicc or Treat | 28 Oct 2019 | 00:59:20 | |
Prepare to get SPOOPY folks, the Shart Select boys deliver a real Thriller this time around, there's tons of rotting flesh in this one, it's not just a spooky skellington of an episode, we even have Penischeese, the Fapping Clown! (It's Halloween themed, ok?) SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser | |||
| Game Music and Nostalgia Glands Vol 2 | 21 Oct 2019 | 01:13:47 | |
In this episode, those rascally boys delve once more into the thrilling world of video game music! MORRRRRTALLLL KOMBAAATTTTT!!! Also, they meet a particularly weird prospector…. SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser | |||
| The Slow Thrust Ottoman Empire | 07 Mar 2022 | 00:55:53 | |
After several weeks of ignoring the wizard’s faxes, things finally come to a head for the boys, but what do they discuss? Well, what exactly happens in the Wizardverse club “Poundland” (not to be confused with our high street discount friends), a new run-in with the Office Guy, we talk about how reasonable PlayStation fanboys are about Aloy from Horizon Forbidden West (not very), the big old difficulty argument in Elden Ring, Cynerpunk’s update woes and, as if this isn’t enough, the wizards make a dramatic reappearance in SLOW MOTION! Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch | |||
| MegaDive DeepDrive | 14 Oct 2019 | 01:15:22 | |
Shart Select is BACK! Series 3 is among us and things are getting hot and sweaty for the boys! In this episode we discuss the Mega Drive Mini, the games and an exclusive look at a hot new movie, 5hrek! SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser | |||
| The Raid | 23 Sep 2019 | 00:02:05 | |
Area 51 was raided successfully and one thing was taken..... SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 NETWORKS GamingPodcastAlliance.com | Odd Pod Squad @oddpodsquad | |||
| Cum Wizards and the Apex Banshee | 09 Sep 2019 | 00:32:39 | |
An episode resurrected from the depths of Audacity corruption hell No editing and No filter (because audacity kept crashing) Featuring Sarah the Apex playing banshee in the background SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 NETWORKS GamingPodcastAlliance.com | Odd Pod Squad @oddpodsquad | |||
| Saints Row Guy! | 02 Sep 2019 | 00:59:49 | |
This week the Thicc Bois discuss their favorite created characters in various games SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 NETWORKS GamingPodcastAlliance.com | Odd Pod Squad @oddpodsquad | |||
| Loot Boxes | 26 Aug 2019 | 01:02:38 | |
This week the boys discuss the hot topic of loot boxes, Ryan has a surprise for everyone and its round 4 of the overly long name game. SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 NETWORKS GamingPodcastAlliance.com | Odd Pod Squad @oddpodsquad | |||
| Alternate History | 19 Aug 2019 | 00:53:30 | |
Craig and Ryan discuss alternate history games and Overly Long Name Game Round 3
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| The PS2 Tier | 12 Aug 2019 | 01:33:35 | |
In this episode, Ryan and Stu are join by Ry from Pixi Gaming podcast as they tier the best selling Playstation 2 games SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 NETWORKS GamingPodcastAlliance.com | Odd Pod Squad @oddpodsquad | |||
| The Shart Burrito | 05 Aug 2019 | 01:42:01 | |
This week we met up with Haz from Grief Burrito https://griefburrito.podbean.com/ and discuss game news and subject him to some of our infamous questioning! Grief Burrito Twitter @GriefBurrito SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 NETWORKS GamingPodcastAlliance.com | Odd Pod Squad @oddpodsquad | |||
| Over\Underrated games | 29 Jul 2019 | 01:32:55 | |
As if we didn't generate enough hate from the console tiers, we're back again to bathe in more hatred by listing our Overrated and Underrated games. Lots of shout outs from our twitter followers. The New Sharty Quiz and the 1st Overly descriptive game name game!!
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| Console Tiers Part 3: Handhelds | 22 Jul 2019 | 01:07:41 | |
The last entry in the great console tiering saga, Handhelds from Nintendo, Sega and Sony.
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| Shart Select Season 8 Trailer | 06 Mar 2022 | 00:03:23 | |
Shart Select Season 8 Trailer Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch | |||
| Follow Through - ...Previously on Shart Select | 14 Jul 2019 | 01:02:37 | |
catch up with the previous episodes recurring jokes and funny clips new listeners may have missed in a special episode of Worlds Wildest Podcasts hosted by the legend Sheriff John Bunnell. Including a bonus episode with Ryan and Stu
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| Console Tiers Part 2: Playstation and Xbox | 07 Jul 2019 | 01:31:17 | |
| Console Tiers Part 1: Sega and Nintendo | 01 Jul 2019 | 01:24:09 | |
| GPA Podcast 001 - The Gaming Podcast Alliance | 24 Jun 2019 | 00:27:34 | |
There was an idea called The Gaming Podcast Alliance. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable video game podcasts, to see if they could become something more. To see if they could work together when we needed them to, to have the video game discussions that nobody else ever could In Episode 1 We discus the best console of all time. Podcasts: Hosts - Rated G for Gamers - www.ratedgforgamers.com Shart Select - @shartselectpod Lit Gaming Arena - @litgamingarena Zap Night Gaming - www.zapnight.com | |||
| Follow Through - Super Thicc Bros | 24 Jun 2019 | 00:45:49 | |
| Split\Screen | 17 Jun 2019 | 01:03:21 | |
| An Audience with Pixi Gaming Podcast | 10 Jun 2019 | 01:00:57 | |
| The Tetris Man Cometh | 27 May 2019 | 01:20:54 | |
The boys discuss villains and...some weird stuff involving Tetris 99...
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| Follow Through - Earth's Shartiest Heroes | 13 May 2019 | 00:50:39 | |
The guys discuss phase one of the MCU
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| Thicc Bois on Tour | 29 Apr 2019 | 01:32:13 | |
Manchester Anime & Gaming Con adventure
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| All Monster, No Sponsorship (Yet?) | 28 Feb 2022 | 01:10:39 | |
In this excellent episode of everyone’s favourite podcast, the boys get incredibly horny in main while discussing those hench boys and girls. As well as this insanity, they discuss Ray Parker Jr’s shocking confession, Office Guy update is here, and did they finally manage to land that hot sponsorship deal with Monster Energy? (Spolier: no.) Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch | |||
| Follow Through - Comedy Gold Part 1 | 18 Apr 2019 | 00:34:44 | |
In this Follow Through the boys discuss their favorite scenes from comedy movies
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| Indiana Games & Freud the Monkey Boi | 02 Apr 2019 | 00:42:16 | |
Indie game reviews and our favorite RTS units
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| Follow Through - Cyber-Shart Systems Model 101 | 13 Mar 2019 | 01:12:04 | |
The Shart Select Crew Follow Through on Terminator 2
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