Carey and Lara discuss the concept of “playoffs,” the Chrisleys weaseling their way into a full Trump pardon, the depths of depravity one would be willing to go for presidential perks, the Tylenol death complex, Lindsay Lohan’s lemon juice propaganda, and a new Bravo star embroiled in a crypto bro’s torture and extortion plot.

Back on The Valley, Zack returns from a road trip with his George Glass boyfriend, Danny and Jason square off over glug-glugging in the pantry, Jasmine and Melissa break down homophobia and the male gaze to Danny in a brewery, Doute blabs a rumor about Jason & Jahnet, Jax records a new Blair Witch video diary, Scheana, Lala, and Tilapio Schwartz take a break from the retirement home, Doute drops a mortgage bombshell, and a new revelation about Jahnet drives Larz and Carz to question everything they knew to be true.

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Lara and Carey discuss how the week has gone from rindom to iconic in a few short days, including Bieber’s Instagram terrorism, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick’s long-awaited engagement, Jordon getting booted from a family Christmas party on Nantucket, Lara’s advice to young hot stepmoms, and Rosie O’Donnell’s fated resurgence.

Back in The Valley, the Santa Barbara Horror comes to an end, and the crew reels from Brittany’s fight with Nia and Danny’s secret tequila glugging in the pantry. Scheana makes her cosmic return, Jesse plays victim once more, and Doute and Luke tour their harrowing new house. Then, Brit invites the girls over for shots and Jax-free dinner, where Nia is confronted once more with Danny’s gross pig behavior towards Jasmine and Melissa.

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Lara and Carey return to the source with another rendition of Sexy Unique Bible Study, this time focusing on the first Book of Samuel. Before diving into God’s word, they discuss important matters, like Lauren Sanchez and Katy Perry going for the glam on their tone deaf, upcoming Blue Origin space flight and Carey’s birthday blues.

Then in 1 Samuel, we meet drunkard housewife Hannah who haggles with God and is granted a son, Samuel. Given to the priesthood, Samuel grows up a messenger of the Lord, eventually crowning Saul King of Israel, who grows fearful of his power slipping, especially when the ultimate twink David arrives on the scene. From slaying Goliath, pillaging nation states, having a clandestine gay relationship with Saul’s son, and thwarting assassinations by the paranoid king, David proves himself as the newer, sexier leader of the Israelites. 

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Lara and Carey discuss a new development in the Todd and Julie Chrisley prison saga that could see Julie's sentence greatly reduced, and Carey tries to exorcise his fear of state of perma-panic over medical bills and the IRS. They also discuss the new Sherri Papini series on Hulu and white women in their 30s being afraid of getting sex-trafficked. Back on RHODC, Cat and Charles's marriage continues its quick descent as Charles's work pulls them away even further, Michaele claims she was a Washington Redskins cheerleader in the 80s and reunites with her allegedly former teammates for a confusing alumni performance. Then Stacie has Cat, Mary, Erica and Lynda over which ends in chaos after Erica presses Cat again on why she dislikes Tyra Banks so much. Paul assembles the ladies and Jason to Rep. David Catania's office to discuss marriage equality which divides the room, much to Paul's shock. Lolly pitches Mary and Rich on a new grift to stay on their payroll while reminding Mary that not all gays are hairdressers. Finally, the Salahis meet a ghostwriter to begin discussing their proposed tell-all memoir about all their web of ghoulish wine-soaked lies.

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Lara and Carey discuss a modern-day Nostradamus in Brazil with enough chin and lip filler to create a planet, a new investigation into Matthew Perry's death involving Brooke Mueller and Raya, Kelly Bensimon's recent turn as a runaway bride, Jlo flying "coach," and more. Back in the District, Mary and Cat lament their mother's guilt, including Mary's mounting concerns about Lolly's habit of breaking into her closet, Michaele and Tareq enlist Stacie to help them buy a new place in D.C. but keep things vague when it comes to proving their income, Lynda consults the White House dog trainer and smudges her new house with sage. Cat mourns the death of her friend back in Merry Ol' England, Jason convinces Stacie to let him reach out to her biological half-brother on Facebook to get intel on her father in Nigeria, and Tareq's mom calls the cops on him and Michaele AGAIN at Oasis Vineyard.

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Lara and Carey discuss the latest celeb singer to botch the National Anthem and her stan-worthy response to the haters, Carey's spoiler-free view of Longlegs, Michelle Rodriguez back to doing what she does best: showing off her bisexual abs on a yacht, Tom Cruise passing the star torch to Glenn Powell, the meteor that flew over NYC, Sandoval's new demented lawsuit against Ariana, Rachel Leviss weighing in on political violence and why she's lost SUP's goodwill for good. Plus, ANOTHER Aussie Reader discusses her vom-filled journey with DMT.

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Lara and Carey discuss Netflix's new Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders docuseries and the feminine urge to be a nurse tending to a child in a vegetative state by day and an underpaid professional cheerleader by night. They also talk Larz's upcoming Italian journey, Europe's healthy relationship with death, and a new reason for headshots that every American should invest in. Then back at the Salahi winery of horror, Tareq and Michaele threaten Mary's daughter with an FBI investigation, Lynda consults with Stacie over her big move to the Virginia suburbs (much to Stacie's disapproval), Cat trolls Republican lobbyist Edwina Rogers to hell and back at tea, Lynda makes things weird...again... addressing race with Stacie, Jason, and her boyfriend Ebong, and Edwina's Republican lobbying party falls into ruin after Cat comes in a cheeky costume and Edwina falls victim to vertigo.

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Lara and Carey reunite (over Zoom) as Larz makes her grand return to the US... just in time for the assassination attempt of Donald Trump. They discuss the insanity of the county in the last 4 days, feckless politicians and Hillary Clinton (surprisingly) serving c*nt, FINALLY discussing Poopgate feat. Derek Blasberg and Gwyneth, the memeification of Kamala Harris, and more. PLUS, a Reader Mail from Down Under discussing the boyhood arson to conservative gay pipeline.

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Lara and Carey discuss Princess Kalina of Bulgaria's foray into bodybuilding, and way more European royals should follow suit, then discuss a true crime story that might be too horrific to even capture America's love for horrific true crime. Where is Nancy Grace when you need her?! On RHODC, Stacie reveals a painful development in her own origin story, Mary throws Ted's salon opening party and gets jealous of his bond with Michaele, Lynda and Michaele make fake amends, then the Salahis invite Mary, Cat, Stacie, Jason and Gay Jason out to their vineyard for a grape stomp. Gay Jason reveals that Michaele and Tareq got thrown out of a dinner attended by President Obama. At the Oasis Vineyard, the crew enters a Twilight Zone of lies and dread, as Michaele and Salahi's delusional world envelops them all.

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Lara beams in from Roma to chat with Carey about her adventure so far, harrowing tourists, the kindness of Italian gays, the trailer for Doute's metaphysical horror movie, Nightbitch, Lily Allen starting an OnlyFans for her feet, Hunter Biden's failson glory, Tom Schwartz's bone-chilling bedroom setup, the big question mark of Twisters, the eternal power of Helen Hunt and more. Plus Reader Mail about the Australian cult The Family and some behind-the-scenes tea about Tareq and Michaele Salahi.

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Lara and Carey discuss Justin Timberlake's attorney going rogue in the wake of DWI-Gate, a British woman's Viking princess psychosis, Chat GPT's mid ass singularity, a Boeing fiasco in Oklahoma and more. Then it's back to Washington we go: Stacie and Jason invite Tareq and Michaele on a last minute trip to Paris, Cat and Charles fight over Goldman Sachs, Lynda continues to dig into her Salahi truthing and makes a cringe comment to Stacie at Mary's dinner, and Paul's publicist drops the first of many Salahi bombs regarding the bill for Paul's birthday party.

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Lara and Carey discuss Lara's nightmare seat mate on a recent flight and her playing out her Italian horseback riding fantasy in Rome, the demented presidential debate and what's next for our crumbling Republic, Lauren Sanchez scouting apocalypse bunker locations in her helicopter and the glorious delusion of living in Katy Perry's "Woman's World," the new Beverly Hills Cop movie entering the "We Are So Back" canon, PornHub's curious debate traffic, and more. Plus some juicy Reader Mail, including big tech intel, a demonic exorcism, a warning for the West Coast, and a heartwarming tale of alcoholic recovery and Scandoval.

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Carey and Lara discuss the terrifying tale dueling vacation homes in Maine, where a wealthy summer resident was driven to poison her neighbor's trees. Then back on RHODC, Tarq treats Michaele to a series of birthday surprises which may or may not be real, Mary's patience for her adult daughter's huge dog is wearing thin. Cat convinces Mary to join her at the Salahi winery for horseback riding. The two are forced to play polo with Tareq, and Michaele, with not a glass of wine in sight. Michaele plans stylist Paul's birthday party; Paul tells her Lynda thinks Michaele is too thin. Cat continues her parade of macro-aggression when Stacie invites the girls to her Aunt Frances's for Sunday dinner. Paul's soirée goes off without a hitch, minus Tareq, and Michaele's unhinged hosting skills. Lynda gets the last laugh when she deftly confronts the Salahis about their web of wine and lies.

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Lara is joined by the legendary Chloe Coover (of Nose Candy Podcast fame) for a deeply sensual journey through scent obsessions, chaotic childhood memorabilia, and the lost art of challenging cinema. They spiral into a vortex of rose fragrances, reflect on the Beanie Baby bear market, and praise the underrated genius of Mother! Plus, they also discuss the art of podcasting, the horror of lawn trespassers, and come up with an Emilia Perez remix that's sure to be a #1 hit. Consider this a serotonin drip for your ears.

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Carey and Lara discuss how their fateful decision to watch 9/11 videos on YouTube ruined their dream of a perfect afternoon Diet Coke. They also discuss a woman falling off a treadmill and out a gym window, the spooky story of an American gay who went missing at Pride in Spain, Ariana Grande under fire over a Jeffrey Dahmer confession, Travis Kelce and Tom Cruise's bromance, a pro-tennis player's scene-stealing girlfriend, Katy Perry's atrocious new song, having a BRAT summer, Sabrina Carpenter's "U.S.O. vibe" and more.

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Lara and Carey are back from tour and ready to embark on their new recapping journey, but first they discuss the Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy/JFK Jr. renaissance on social media and the new book documenting their messy-ass marriage, Justin Timberlake's DWI in the Hamptons and the celebrity urge to drive drunk, anti-oil activists defacing Stonehenge, and more. Then Larz and Carz head back to the halcyon days of 2010 America: Obama was in office, the recession was raging, and five ladies took our nation's capital by storm, 11 years before the Insurrection. Yes, we're talking Real Housewives of DC, first and only season. Lynda, Cat, Mary, Stacie, and Michaele converge one freezing winter to try (and fail) to make the District of Columbia look good, and end up making herstory in the process. Episode one introduces Lynda and her beef with Michaele and her husband Tarq, British Cat's questionable behavior towards Stacie, Mary's well-meaning blue-blood drunkard glory, and the Salahi's house of cards. Follow along. It's your patriotic duty...

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Lara and Carey talk being back in LA after their first international live show, LA's wildfire season startin' again, tsunami proofing the Pacific Northwest, Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez in their swinger era, Kanye West's harrowing reno of a Tadao Ando house in Malibu, rich person lore, watching the Kardahsians in hospice, Tom Brady's single chicken wing "cheat meal," how a newly born white buffalo in Yellowstone National Park fulfilled a prophecy, season 3 of Industry, Armie Hammer's comeback and cannibalism limits.

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Behold, a deep cut from the vault of Lara's early podcasting days as the co-host of Pumped Podcast, the first podcast dedicated to discussing Vanderpump Rules. Pumped Podcast only lasted for 48 episodes, but it spanned seasons 3-5 of VPR: An undoubtedly simpler era, when the cast lived in West Hollywood and the Witches of Weho were running amok. On this particular episode, they set their broomsticks on Lara, taking her to task for a barrage of perceived slights. Join along in the discomfort as Lara navigates their ire and attempts to bring things to a place of LOL. To listen to Part 2 of this interview, as well as the entire Pumped Podcast catalog, join the SUP Patreon. Lara and Carey will be back next week with a brand new episode.

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Lara and Carey discuss Lara's newfound respect for JoJo Siwa after seeing her perform at Pride, and Carey continues his late-to-the-game Summer House recap, lamenting the woe of Jules in season 4 and Carl's new teeth. They also discuss Billie Lee's war with Kyle Chan and Victoria Lee Robinson, the lol-free cabal of celebrity actors living in the West Village, Katie Holmes serving nothing and everything at once, Billie Eilish's sad 20th birthday party, JLo and Ben Affleck's next move, and more.

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Lara and Carey recap the finale of season one of The Valley aka the best show on television. First, they discuss mammograms, nitrous bliss, parking tickets in Italy and Amanda Knox back on the hot seat once more, the Fall of the House of JLo, and the daemons plaguing Carl Radke. Back in the San Fernando Valley, Brittany and Jax set up for the grand opening of Jax's tavern, and Jax's mean streak against his bride only increases. The funeral dirge for Jesse and Michelle's marriage begins to play, and Zack and Jasmine have it out with Janet, thus beginning the Gays vs Straights civil war. In an epilogue six months later, we see Jax and Brittany FINALLY separated as Brittany begins to visualize a new and improved Jax-free life. Michelle and Jesse attempt to finalize their divorce and Zack goes to Miami with Doute to support her during her non-lipo lipo procedure and gets squirted in the process.

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Lara and Carey discuss turning the subjective truth of turning 40 in 2024, Lara's three night Dead & Co. residency at the Sphere, Las Vegas Brain Worms, a surprise Instacart delivery from Hetero Hell, c*nty A.I,, Jax and Brittany's public diaper faux pas, Carey's propensity for spilling water and his newfound love for Summer House, the problem with RHONJ and more. Then they recap VPR Season 11's "Secrets Revealed" episode, where we see some more (bone chilling) footage of Sandoval's financial problems, Lala's mocktail journey, Scheana's location sharing addiction, Tori being a secret FBI agent, Schwartz and Jo's pigpen romance, James and Ally hosting LVP in Burbank, Ally's "Girl's Girl" single release party, and Schwartz and Sandy weighing a life together as housemates.

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Lara and Carey discuss the joy of slot machines and quasi-sobriety in Las Vegas, Kim Kardashian burnout and her Actors on Actors with Chloë Sevigny, and the voyeuristic splendor of Buying Beverly Hills. Meanwhile, Janet's babymoon from Hell is soon coming to a close, and the men take one last fishing trip onto the lake while the girls throw Janet her actual baby shower. Danny gets blackout drunk and reveals his sunny demeanor may be hiding something much darker; an awkward "fantasy night" theme dinner with the entire group ensues. Back in Los Ang at the Men's Rights Luncheon, Jax swears with every fiber that Brittany will never leave him, shortly after Brittany confesses to Janet that divorce is on the table.

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Lara and Carey talk Larz's 40th birthday in Vegas, a new billionaire's deep sea submersible era and Carey's fear of the icy depths, holding Kim and Kanye accountable for North West's flop performance in a live production of "The Lion King," the continued conspiracy theories about Kate Middleton, and more. Then on the THIRD AND FINAL part of the VPR season 11 reunion, James and Sandoval square off about the demise of their friendship, and Lala asks the group to consider their Ariana bias when it comes to granting grace. Kate and Sandoval come to an understanding that they always have and always will loathe each other, Scheana continues to make everything about her, Nana VP wakes from her stupor, and Schwartz is brought to (genuine) tears. Andy then shows the cast the final five minutes of the Kyle Chan's SF party in the finale, where Ariana and Tom are forced to face each other for a conversation a year in the making.

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Lara and Carey discuss the social media grace period before people can start posting about their European vacations, Jax Taylor's DAY DAYTE with a well-known Instagram model and the enduring power of big jugs, the unique despair of Memorial Day, Carey's obsession with the German TV show "Babylon Berlin," the recent John Galiano doc, Furiosa: A Mad Wigs Saga, Lara's rewatch of Fatal Attraction and the real reason Alex Forrest was driven to the brink. Also, they also talk about the Pope's gay f-slur bomb in a recent closed door Vatican meeting and why it's actually iconic. Plus, a Reader Mail featuring accidental arson, Dads out-dading themselves and a missing tween.

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Lara and Carey return to times of yore with another round of Sexy Unique Bible Study. First they discuss the aftermath of 3/26: the day Gaga liked and reposted a SUP Tiktok, and how it’s changed their realities in 24 hours. They also discuss Carey’s gay New Orleans adventure, Lara dog-sitting Mango and his supernatural lack of boundaries, a place of en masse on The Pitt, the peerless comedy duo of Regina Hall and Anna Faris, Soderbergh’s library of hits and misses, CIA remote viewing the Ark of the Covenant, and more.

In the very short Book of Ruth, reeling from 10 years in the desert to escape a famine in Judah and the deaths of their husbands, mother-in-law/daughter-in-law duo Naomi and Ruth head back to Bethlehem to strike it rich. In the process, they thwart gossip, fake names, thresh barley and seduce a wealthy landowner (and cousin) and kickoff the family line of King David.

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Lara and Carey discuss Something About Her's long-prophesied opening and the Eater review that may cement SAH as a star in the world of sandwich shoppes. They also talk the deadly turbulence that rocked a Singapore Airlines flight, the blood vial attack on the RNC in Washington, and the baby radicalizing the world by way of the Four Seasons Orlando. Janet's Babymoon from Hell continues on The Valley, Michelle reveals to Jax the REAL reason behind the "texting famous men" rumors, and why Jesse is in full support. The men gather 'round the fire to cry and complain about women, Jesse terrifies Janet, blackout Jax yells at Brittany about her GERD (again), then lets out a thunderous Freudian slip the next on a fishing jaunt with the boys.

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Introducing the first episode of Once Upon a Time in Nashville, a brand new true crime podcast produced by Lara.

In 2018, Cornelia Rowe finds herself unexpectedly back in her hometown - and unexpectedly drawn to a story about the strange death of Leigh Terry: a beautiful Southern belle with whom Cornelia attended high school. As she begins looking into what happened to Leigh, another story emerges about Nashville and its powerful group of good ol’ boys.

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Lara and Carey discuss the messy new chapter in Ariana and Sandoval Valley Village House of Horrors legal saga, and speculate on how much longer Vanderpump Rules really has left. Then they get right into the intense second part of the VPR Season 11 reunion, with Lala and Katie "Bins" Maloney continuing their tête–à–tête, as Ariana is drawn in. Meanwhile, Schwartz gets dragged on a cosmic level by Brock, Scheana reveals a failed attempt by Sandoval to seal the seal in season one. Then, Jo is brought out and demonstrates just how badly Schwartz scrambled her brains, and Sandoval and James begin lobbing venom at each other in the eleventh hour.

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Lara and Carey discuss their recent trip to the Ren Faire and all the sordid sights they took in, including horny Furries, shockingly hot shirtless Vikings, Casey Anthony lookalikes, overpriced BBQ and the most iconic TikTok-famous dom top beer wench in all the realm. They also talk Something About Her's Rom Com-themed menu, Lara's Katie Maloney sighting, Andy Cohen outing Nancy Pelosi as a Deadhead, Jojo Siwa's blackout birthday shenanigans at Epcot, Jake Paul's upcoming boxing match with Mike Tyson, Diddy's humiliating apology video, officially entering the Demi Mooresance, and more.

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Lara and Carey discuss Lara's Steve Buscemi getting punched in NYC as the punch epidemic continues, the trailer for the Dune prequel TV series, Carey finding his gender representation in the Bene Gesserit, and Sarah Paulson's revenge on the actress who tried to ruin her life. Back on The Valley, Jasmine calls out Janet's friend Simon for spying on Zack at Doute's James Mae event; Janet and Zack's tense phone call after this solidifies her decision for not inviting the #1 Gay In the Group. Jesse returns from his plant medicine weekend healed and donning a beanie, but Michelle doesn't seem convinced. The crew heads uip Big Bear for Janet and Jason's Babymoon (minus Zack), and immediately, Brittany's GERD rears its ugly head and the ladies take a sorrowful pontoon ride while the guys blackout on the beach. Back in LA, Doute and Luke have a deeply confusing couple's therapy session, and Kristen realizes that LA may not be the place for her, after all. Then, Jax confronts Michelle over the gossip that she had an emotional texting affair with a celeb, and Michelle makes a shocking confession.

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Carey and Lara are back with the first reunion recap for Vanderpump Rules Season 11, but first, they discuss the latest airline disaster at Seattle-Tacoma airport, Lara's emergency exit plane from a burning plan, Selena Gomez being the Doute of the celebrity world, King Charles's scary but actually c*nt new official portrait, and more. The VPR cast assembles nearly a year after the cacophonous horror of the Scandoval reunion. Ariana and Katie give an update on SAH, Ariana stays fairly mum on the mounting legal problems between her, Sandy and Rachel and keeps her inner Zuul at bay, Sandoval continues to show his true jester nature and addresses those unhinged quotes in his NYTimes profile, Scheana discusses her postpartum OCD, Schwartz and Sandy pledge their life to each other, and Lala discloses her custody battle status with Rand. Then, Lala and Maloney face off, with Maloney denying any bad mouthing of Ariana to stay on course for sandwich domination.

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Lara and Carey break down the latest Something About Her drama, as Lara recaps Chef Penny's interview with The Sun rebuking Ariana and Katie's claims. They also talk a horrifying twist in the famous "The Dress" saga, Jo getting blocked by Schwartz, Doute getting dragged by Alyssa Edwards, the sinister resident queer on Selling The OC's Sean and his iconic streak of terrorizing his cast mates, American History X actually being a terrible movie, hope for Amy Adams's gagworthy turn in her upcoming thriller Nightbitch, the enduring power of Fairuza Balk, and the Phantom Screamer of Silverlake.

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Carey and Lara discuss Cardi B's cringeworthy red carpet blunder at the Met Ball, Kim K's need to squeeze, Guinness Book of World Records gay roots, and more. Back in the San Fernando Valley, the group remains adamantly anti-Doute (and Luke). Jax and Brittany's shaky peace after their disastrous DATE NIGHT ends abruptly at Janet's outdoor hibachi GAME NIGHT, where Britt's sake-borne GERD divides them once more. Doute resurrects her James Mae t-shirt line for yet another confusing re-launch party, as Jesse heads off for a plant medicine retreat in hopes of saving his and Michelle's fledgling marriage.

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Lara and Carey discuss RFK Jr's brain worm admission, an evangelical pastor's sinister sermon twist, a perfectly preserved dinosaur fetus in a fossil egg, the biblical urge to think the world is only 6,000 years old, and the gay urge to visit the giant fake Noah's Ark in Kentucky. On the season 11 finale of VPR, the crew continues their love affair with foggy SF, and head to brunch minus Sandoval and plus Ariana's boyfriend Dan. Lala gives Dan the third degree and Schwartz activates Ariana's inner place of Zuul when he defends Sandy. Scheana decides to have her cake and eat it too when it comes to her friendships with Ariana and Tom, and Jo arrives to degrade herself in the name of Schwartz one last time. Then they head to Kyle Chan's whiskey launch on Treasure Island, where Scheana performs her new song with The 27s, Jo confronts Katie, and Sandoval tries (in vain) to apologize to Ariana on camera, setting in motion a dramatic climax with the future of series hanging in the balance. Plus, a teaser for the upcoming true crime podcast, Once Upon a Time in Nashville.

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Lara and Carey discuss not knowing who's who anymore at the Met Gala, Bella Hadid's Safe-esque health scares and soft-launching a vaguely Euro accent, Kendrick Lamar and Drake's wild weekend of diss tracks and pedo allegations, celebrity beefs coming back in vogue, Faye Dunaway being in the zeitgeist, the highs and lows of Tom Brady's Netflix Roast, the time Lara pranked Carey on video, Ariana's new "Chicago" gig, and more. Plus, Reader Mail featuring an inspiring recovery tale and one Readers journey into the heart of darkness (going to the opening of Lisa Vanderpump's new restaurant in Lake Tahoe).

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Lara is joined by returning guest Connor Goldsmith (author, podcast host, and X-Men aficionado) for a no-holds-barred, Florida WiFi-fueled chat about Q1 survival vibes, the chaos of the Trump-Musk alliance, and reality TV highs and hells. They get into Emmy’s psychological spiral on Southern Hospitality, the twisted glory of The Valley, and why the Charleston girlies are outshining VPR’s LA crew. Plus, Connor spills about his Bravo adjacent experiences, bidding farewell to his literary agent life, and stepping fully into his podcasting and graphic novel author era.

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Lara and Carey discuss Sexsomnia: a rare sleep disorder turning afflicted people into unconscious sex pests, and a thirty-something woman who got busted for living as a 13-year-old girl for almost a year. Back over the hill, the crew, still at the Mondrian dinner, has whiplash from their brawl with Doute and Luke. Michelle announces the alleged rumor Kristen has been "protecting," and not everyone is buying it. Jesse and Michelle make a shaky amends, and Nia and Danny continue to deal with her baby blues. Brittany deals with a cornea scratch, just in time to go to a tantric sex coach with Jax. Then, an overnight Cauchi DATE NIGHT turns sour when Jax reveals to Britt his second thoughts about having a second child...

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Carey and Lara talk Drew Barrymore's cringe-fest interview with Vice President Kamala Harris, Richard Simmons's beef with Barbra Streisand over her Ozempic comment on Melissa McCarthy's Instagram, and the Renaissance Fair beer wench dom topping her way to internet fame. On the PENULTIMATE episode of Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Scheana and Tom team up for a musical act at Kyle Chan's brand launch blowout in San Fran, and bury their hatchet once and for all. Lala celebrates her 33rd birthday, Schwartz continues to terrorize Jo, and Ariana's long distance boyfriend finally makes his TV debut. Then the cast heads up north, where they take a harrowing booze cruise around the San Francisco Bay and inexplicably dress up in 1920s garb for dinner; Tom Schwartz begins to unravel, losing out on his bargain with the sea...

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Lara and Carey discuss Lara's brush with lettuce-wrought food poisoning over the weekend, Brittany and Jax's bone chilling appearance at the White House Correspondents Dinner and what it means for our shaky Republic, Anna Wintour's Met Gala Ultimatum for Lauren Sanchez, the Chelsea Handler RHOBH rumor and which second tier cities are ready for a Real Housewives franchise, South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem's shocking puppy execution confession, and Carey's Cold War with his neighbor over her mean dog.

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Carey and Lara discuss Taylor's polarizing new behemoth album and its surprising muse, the military's so-called "gay bomb" they tried to pull off in the 90s, Katy Perry's new gift from Elon Musk, and more. Over the hill in the San Fernando Valley, Kristen and Luke can't agree on where to raise their hypothetical children, and Doute dreads Luke's doomsday ranch in Colorado. Jasmine tries to encourage Jax to be nicer to Brittany, and Jesse reveals to Jason and Danny his predictably cringe solution for fixing his failing marriage. Jax and Brittany tour his new bar before he succumbs to a panic attack over the idea of DATE NIGHT. Then the crew descends on the Mondrian Hotel for a medieval bazaar/the launch for the new hair loss prevention product Jax is hawking. Later a group dinner turns into a bonafide brawl as Doute, Luke, Michelle and Jesse go at it once again; Doute reveals Michelle's big secret she's been "protecting" for so long.

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Lara and Carey discuss Stassi's upcoming book/manifesto, and ponder if one can't in fact have it all. They also talk a TENTATIVE opening for Something About Her, and their potential debut at the long awaited sandwich dream emporium. Then on VPR, the crew gets another dose of Jason "Jax Taylor" Cauchi, and the tried and true chaos that swirls around him. Jax and James plan a brunch at SUR, where Jax will face off with Lisa for the first time trashing her on a podcast. Scheana and Brock try to put their differences aside to enjoy their anniversary dinner while Sheshu continues to struggle with her OCD and intrusive, Scandoval-wrought fears. Ariana prepares to debut her long distance BF at Kyle Chan's soiree in San Fran, and Sandoval keeps trying to work Schwartz over on living together. Katie and Schwartz meet for a harrowing meal at Mel's diner, and the cast descends on James and Ally's chem trail compound in Burbank, where Sandoval and Scheana come to verbal blows.

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Lara and Carey celebrate Earth Day by discussing the possible extinction of mayo by the year 2043, food tasting worse in general, a tourist's death dive into an active volcano, VPR Jo's unhinged (and iconic) Instagram Live about Schwartz, monetary justice for the original Blair Witch Project actors, the "Nagbot" angry AI girlfriend trend, and more. Plus, explosive Reader Mail including a self care hotel night with a shocker-ing conclusion, a sexless marriage update, and a Boeing incident hitting way too close to home. And car.

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Lara and Carey discuss the new MotherGod-centric YouTube channel run by one of her most dedicated disciples, Love Has Won cult's continued tradition of iconically bad social media engagement, the cult that Douse would feel most at home. Meanwhile in the San Fernando Valley, the ladies head to Malibu for a girls night at Nia's friend's beach rental. Jax guilts Brittany about her drinking and her GERD, then invites the guys over for brewskies by the pool. Jesse divulges that Michelle is looking to move out; Luke admits he knows a secret that could ruin Michelle and Jesse for good. In Malibu, Doute declares herself an empath then flees at 6 am. Nia talks about her postpartum and Brittany blacks out and laments her and Jax's sex drought. Jax and Brittany devise a plan for more date nights, and Michelle tells Jesse their marriage has an expiration date.

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Lara and Carey are back for more VPR, but first, they discuss an escaped elephant in Montana, a genuinely gorgeous makeshift home perched above an LA freeway, the understandable reason Gypsy Rose Blanchard divorced her husband, a woman wheeling a corpse into a bank to commit fraud, DJ James Kennedy performing before Empress God TayTay, and more. On VPR, the crew reels from Rachel going rogue on Bethenny Frankel's podcast, and no one more than a heartbroken Sandoval. Scheana stars in the music video for the screamo version of "Good As Gold" and enlists Ariana and Lala to make cameos; Katie plays hooky. Sandoval pitches Schwartz on living together; Scheana and Brock help Ariana purge some pre-Scandoval piles. Lala throws a sperm donor party, James and Sandoval get into a cat fight, and Scheana's new song sends Sandoval into a full meltdown.

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Lara and Carey get right into discussing their divided opinion of The First Omen, nuns serving c*nt, a man using ChatGPT to find the woman of his dreams on Tinder, Teresa Giudice and Luis's appearance at Coachella and the annual festival's increasing bleakness, the first luxury airline for people traveling with their dogs, the spooky confluence of historical disasters on April 15th, the mass psychosis around the Notre Dame fire, and more.

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Lara and Carey discuss Rogue Leviss and Jo joining forces, Nancy Grace's Diddy takedown, a blood-drained body found in an abandoned Italian church, and the unsettling story of a Dutch twenty-something's euthanasia wish. Back on The Valley, the disastrous Capri dinner continues, and Doute digs herself into a deeper hole. Zack avoids the hot seat, Jesse sees Michelle in a new light, the dads head to the Ventura County Fair, and Brittany and Danny help Luke and Kristen get their f*ck on. Then, Janet holds her breath for an awkward run in with Doute at a gala, who makes her blackout chess play to win back Michelle.

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Lara and Carey are back in the Bible, but first they discuss the harrowing, single-take splendor of Netflix’s Adolescence, Kanye’s new mess with the Tate Brothers, and Hilaria Baldwin’s undeniable star power. Then they take to the Book of Judges, featuring tales of the Israelites post-Joshua falling prey to Baal worship, pissing God off (what else is new?) and needing rescue by a series of blessed leaders. Plus, Samson’s Zodiac Killer antics and his psychosexual rope games with Delilah, Deborah becoming the first female president, sheroes pegging warlords to death, sonic weapon trumpets, arbitrary dismembering, and more.

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Lara and Carey discuss JoJo Siwa's polarizing rebrand and Monica Garcia's surprise pregnancy announcement. Back on The Valley, Doute's claims that Janet called Michelle "racist and a Republican" while dragging Zack into the mess.. Nia performs her Miss USA duties on a cruise ship, and Jesse and Michelle have their life coach over to talk about their weird marriage. Then, Jesse and Michelle host a Capri-themed dinner at a real estate listings in the Hills, where Kristen unleashes her tried and true chaouse on this ill-prepared group of adults.

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Lara and Carey are back in the SUP studio as Lara recaps her trip to Germany, including her newfound love of the iconic Prince Ludwig of Bavaria. They also watch the new gagworthy trailer for Joker: Folie à Deux and cringe at the memory of Stassi's social media blunder from her own Euro trip with Doute. Back on VPR, the psycho beach party finally ends when Schwartz takes Sandy to a nearby bar where they hit on a table of young girls. Katie and Tori make out, and Ariana talks to Scheana and Lala about mourning her broken dream home. Schwartz and Katie BOTH take Tori out on dates, Jo leaves Lala speechless at lunch then bleaches Schwartz's hair. Lala takes Scheana with her to a sperm donor appointment, and the crew (minus Ariana and Katie) goes paint balling in the deep Valley. Meanwhile, Jo third wheels Schwartz and Sandy at a Singles Mixer, where she reveals the big, not-so-secret about her and Schwartz's relationship status.

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Lara and Carey record one more behind-the-paywall episode before Lara embarks on her German adventure. They discuss the ancient darkness of Tom Schwartz, a wild twist in the Havana Syndrome mystery, a brand new chapter in Tori Spelling's World of Chaos, an Arch Digest tour of Lisa Vanderpump's harrowing chateau in France, Joni Mitchell's journey with Morgellons, being in a place of "No" with WW3, and more.

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