Explore every episode of the podcast Serving Cursed
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| BONUS EPISODE - Twicky 2: Volfemort Have Him Bondage! | 31 Dec 2025 | 00:33:05 | |
It's TWICKY 2 BABY! Getting it in RIGHT under the wire, but we are BACK with Fan Ficcy Twicky, in which Tom brings the worst (but most righteous) fan fic he can find before Jessie DRAGS us back into the swamps of My Immortal. We are so sorry. This episode features TwickyTom. I cannot warn you enough about TwickyTom. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Episode 30 - A Cursed Christmas 2: He Filled My Mouth With Christmas Spirit | 28 Dec 2025 | 00:48:05 | |
WE ARE SO BACK and DEFINITELY not 3 days late to Christmas at all... Merry Christmas Ghoulies! We hope none of you were kissed by a horse this year. Welcome to a festive little smattering of gifts (read loosely themed segments Jessie has mildly pulled out of her ass) as we discuss the Sicilian Mafia, Mother Flog, Festive Face Holes and ruin In The Bleak Midwinter forever (we are so sorry). As usual, our BONUS TWICKY episode will follow (albeit also after new years because our schedules are so shit lol). BONUS BITS FROM THIS EPISODE AVAILABLE ON PATREON NEXT WEEK! Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Episode 23 - Luxury Bones | 28 Jun 2025 | 00:51:32 | |
This week we delve deep (or as we deep as we can go) into one of the most infamous creepypastas of all time - presenting a slapdash history of the Slenderman Stabbings. We also pontificate on the uses of a second mouth, find out if Jessie is asexual or just gay, and WHERE does Pedro Pascal fit into all this?! Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Episode 22 - Self-Care Week (Feel The Heat) | 31 May 2025 | 00:49:01 | |
This week, we're being KIND to ourselves and others, which of course means for this very first Self-Care Week we're talking about the story of The Eunuch Maker. We also fail to give each other compliments, create the worst massage soundtrack of all time and attempt to become psychic twinsies. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Episode 21 - Poo Legs McGee | 17 May 2025 | 01:00:56 | |
Oh boy this week's topic is just the WORST. I hope you're OK with gore and/or visceral body horror as we explore the world of the Transabled. | |||
| Episode 20 - THE FIRST QUINTAL QUELL (definitely a thing) | 03 May 2025 | 00:58:33 | |
This week we are marking 20 WHOLE EPISODES of this absolute horseshit with our very first QUINTAL QUELL! Every character in the Serving Cursed universe gets dumped into an arena with a boat load of weapons and one objective - survive. Come and enjoy the most insular episode of a podcast ever - seriously, if you've not listened to every other episode of Serving Cursed, please god do that first. Also watch The Hunger Games. Have fun with your homework, we love you xx | |||
| Episode 19 - Oujia Sexting | 19 Apr 2025 | 00:44:45 | |
This week, Jessie brings us a stark warning about the dangers of Phrogging, including a grizzly murder that we will not allow on this show, you can have that one Redhanded you suckers. | |||
| Episode 18 - Race-cool Skinboys | 05 Apr 2025 | 00:48:44 | |
This week, in our first ever sequel episode, Jessie regales us with the full tale of the band Mayhem, including Nazis, Murder, Church Burnings and a little sweetheart called Necrobutcher. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Episode 17 - Greggs Syndrome | 22 Feb 2025 | 00:51:15 | |
This week Jessie necks some tequila and puts on her dancing shoes to bring us all the tale of the Dancing Plague, definitely set somewhere in Europe we're so sure about that bit at least. | |||
| Episode 16 - Gemma Collins' Scalp | 08 Feb 2025 | 00:59:34 | |
This week we try Cursed Tapas with 2 delightfully rancid tales - we dive into the joys of Cotard Syndrome, before bringing it home with the sad tale of the Coconut Lover. It's exactly what it sounds like. | |||
| Episode 15 - Is This One Of Our Famous Riffs? | 25 Jan 2025 | 00:36:37 | |
This week, we round off our first EVER 2-parter as we finish the tale of Natalia Grace and DEFINITELY NOT Orphan. | |||
| Episode 14 - You're Nosfera-Poo | 11 Jan 2025 | 00:55:22 | |
This week we begin our first ever cursed 2-PARTER, as Jessie regales us with the legally distinct tale of Natalia Grace that DEFINITELY isn't the plot of Orphan. Nope. Not this one. | |||
| Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 2 - Jizzy McPhee | 19 Dec 2025 | 00:13:01 | |
ALRIGHT GHOULIES, we've recorded another sordid little Sacred Sleepover and it's available NOW on the patreon <3 Expect salacious details of medication, Jessie's job struggles, genuine life advice, genital jump scares, humiliation fetishes, catholicism and so much more. New full fat episodes coming very sooooooonnnnnn, we love you all. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| BONUS EPISODE - Happy Twicky (We're So Sorry) | 28 Dec 2024 | 00:56:30 | |
This week it's a SPECIAL CHRISTMAS BONUS OH MY GOD, as our two intrepid explorers wade into the murky depths of Jessie's very own fanfiction, before diving into the putrid swamp that is the worst fanfic ever written - My Immortal. | |||
| Episode 13 - A Cursed Christmas 1: Kissed By A Horse | 21 Dec 2024 | 01:01:01 | |
This week, Jessie brings us a SERVING CURSED EXCLUSIVE with a case nobody else (that we know of) has covered; The Texas Christmas Bank Heist. | |||
| Episode 12 - Defender Of Milfs | 07 Dec 2024 | 00:52:56 | |
This week, Jessie is is BACK on the milf hunt with the tale of Sherry Papini - the amazing disappearing milf! | |||
| Episode 11 - Genie Truthers | 23 Nov 2024 | 00:57:30 | |
This week, Jessie is Mothering hard with the Cult of the MotherGod - essentially a twin flame fan cult with even more main character energy. | |||
| Episode 10 - She Came From Greece | 09 Nov 2024 | 00:59:05 | |
This week, Jessie decided to be MAINSTREAM BABY and regale us with a tale ripped from the headlines - The Titan Submersible. | |||
| Episode 9 - Sobbing In The Pews | 26 Oct 2024 | 00:41:12 | |
This week, Jessie brings us the biggest fumble in abduction history - the story of the Chowchilla kidnapping. | |||
| Episode 8 - I Write Fins Not Tragedy | 12 Oct 2024 | 00:50:00 | |
This week, Jessie brings us the shark-infested tale of the USS Indianapolis because - and I quote - she "just loves vessels of all kinds". | |||
| Episode 7 - Posthummous | 28 Sep 2024 | 01:01:32 | |
This week, Jessie brings us dangerously close to True Crime territory with the "case" of the Panama Girls. | |||
| Episode 6 - Piss Be With You | 14 Sep 2024 | 01:06:20 | |
This week, head witch and Hater Of Women (tm) Jessie Nixon brings us the tale of the Twin Flame Cult (please don't sue please don't sue). | |||
| Episode 5 - Say Yes To The Wests | 31 Aug 2024 | 00:50:53 | |
This week, Jessie regales us with the worst cursed subject of all time, with MenuGate failing to grab Tom's attention and things devolve from there. | |||
| Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 1 - One Of The Girls | 12 Dec 2025 | 00:07:58 | |
HELLO YOU LITTLE GHOUL SLAGS <3 Hope you're well. Sorry for the delay in episodes, basically it's hard to pin down recording time because we're so ACHINGLY successful. New full fat episodes on the way, we promise, thank you for you're patience. In the meantime, we've recorded some fun little remote hangouts that will be going out on out Patreon! They're way less structured and more just the two of us having a gossip, but it's very fun. The first of these will be up on Patreon on Friday, with a little preview section going live in the main spotify feed as well to entice more people into swearing loyalty to us. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Episode 4 - I Have Plimmed | 17 Aug 2024 | 00:51:45 | |
This week, Jessie brings Tom disgusting brie to celebrate the life and times of the Gloucester Gimp; a true west country icon. | |||
| Episode 3 - Honeycomb Bones | 03 Aug 2024 | 00:52:25 | |
This week, Jessie harrows us all with the tale of the Radium Girls. We also begin a grand tradition showcasing Jessie's musical talent, discover Tom and Jessie's drag names, and finally work out "Is Hollister Still A Thing?" | |||
| Episode 2 - The Ballad of Jamie Gochujang | 20 Jul 2024 | 00:52:32 | |
This week, Jessie regales us with the tale of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, we hear the worst mistake of Jessie's career thus far and her gruelling battle with addiction, and we finally find out the difference between Jail and Prison. We also drink frogspawn. Help. | |||
| Episode 1 - Willy Wonka's Alchoholic Factory | 06 Jul 2024 | 00:40:22 | |
Welcome to Serving Cursed, a cursed podcast for cursed people! This week, Jessie takes us into the world of Tarrare - the man who couldn't stop eating, Tom gets put in nonce corner and we create the first ever cursed cocktail, the aptly named Childhood Hubris. | |||
| Episode 29 - welcomebacktoservingcursedwelcomebacktoservingcursedwelcomeba | 01 Nov 2025 | 01:02:54 | |
This week - the SPOOKIEST OF ALL WEEKS OOOOOO - we...don't actually do much that spooky. Instead, in an inversion we promised and mildly regretted, Tom - bloody TOM - has taken the reigns, bringing a list of infamous banned films to watch at your cosy halloween sleepovers. We also try to win an orgy, invent a post-life consent card and get Jessie frankly very very angry. Happy halloween our lovely ghouls, you're our spooky children <3 Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Episode 28 - Crispy Peking Wife | 18 Oct 2025 | 01:07:00 | |
This week, we embark on the first ever LEFTOVERS episode - serving you up a tasty helping of reheated goods as we embark on a dramatic reading of the tale of the Peeking Wife. WARNING; genuine horror, awful voices, the best character of all time and extreme length. We also...do basically nothing else because the story was that long. Seriously this is a saga. Buckle in. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Episode 27 - The Long Wank | 03 Oct 2025 | 00:54:00 | |
This week, Jessie delves deep into the bone-chilling tale of The Dyatlov Pass, a genuinely unsettling mystery from Russia that we utterly rob of all tension almost immediately. We also pitch the greatest screenplay ever to be introduced, find out how we'd dress in an apocalypse and finally work out why EVERYBODY IS SO TIRED! Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Episode 26 - Season 2 (Definitely Not Funny) | 20 Sep 2025 | 01:02:01 | |
ADVANCED WARNING: Our spookies apologies little ghouls, we had a nasty tech issue which has meant our mics did not work for this episode, so Tom has had to work with just the room audio. That means the whole episode sounds like we're talking at you from the bottom of a well. Super sorry, can assure you it won't happen again <3 This week, Season 2 (definitely official and definitely not funny) begins with a bang as Jessie brings us the tale of the Shark Hand Case! We also create, define and immediately get over our brand new slang term Cougie, completely break down mid scat (non-shit version), a fail immeasurely at drinking from each others cups (mildly sexual connotations). Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Episode 25 - The Mr Worldwide Seas | 26 Jul 2025 | 00:55:27 | |
This week, Jessie brings us the genuinely awful, upsetting and just depressing tale of Jedward Jones (definitely his real name don't google it). Find out how delicious he was when he died! We also bring out our inner pitbull, find out what the worst sentence to say in a west country accent is and exhaustively list the penis sizes of Jessie's former lovers. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Episode 24 - The Noodles Are Our Lover | 12 Jul 2025 | 00:52:33 | |
This week, Jessie brings us a thoroughly researched and not at all slapdash look at the world of Feederism, which is exactly what it sounds like but just more sexual. Yum. We also discover that Jessie's mum is in debt to the hippy mob, uncover the implicit sexual contract of takeaways and continue to try and unpick whether Jessie is Gay, Bi, Asexual or honestly just a bit of a contrarian. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Episode 32 - The Rest Is Leprosy | 14 Mar 2026 | 01:04:59 | |
This week, we EXPERIMENT like mad little victorian scientists, with our first ever remote full fat episode! Jessie brings us a list of 5-7 heinous, world-shattering diseases and thanks to Tom's medical anxiety, ruins his life forever. For real though, if you suffer with medical anxiety, consider this a content warning. You don't want to go through life thinking you have Necrotising Fasciitis. We also invent a new male modesty pouch, help Jessie learn the art of self-advocacy, diagnose her a lot and work out once and for all if Tom sounds like Joel Dommett. (God I hope not). Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 3 - Tinky Thinky | 30 Jan 2026 | 00:05:53 | |
LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed Good day to all Ghouls and sundries <3 Here's another little preview of a bonus little chat we recorded under a blanket where we got all giddy and stupid. Expect tales of Jessie's most promising suitor set, live sexting readings and our greatest creation; our very own Banksy. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Episode 31 - Jessie Knickers Gives Sloppy Toppy | 25 Jan 2026 | 00:54:43 | |
BONUS BITS FROM THIS EPISODE AVAILABLE ON PATREON NEXT WEEK! IF YOU ARE JESSIE'S SUITOR YOU MUST STOP HERE BY THE LETTER OF THE LAW WE WILL KNOW IF YOU DIDN'T OKAY? This week, Jessie regales us with the tale of the Mashed Swedes; two delightful little ladies who decided to run amok in traffic and I hope you don't like closure because you will not get it. We also invent the createst duo act of all time. Or do we? We do. Or do we? Yes that's the bit. I promise this is a good one. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 4 - A Dom Hoo Doesn'tWantIt | 18 Mar 2026 | 00:06:08 | |
LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed Good day to all Ghouls, goblins and other G folk <3 Here's another little preview of a bonus little chat for the patrons of our fine work, in which Jessie regales us in explicit detail about knowing people biblically, plus we do ADMIN LIVE! We also say funny things. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Episode 33 - LaBeauBeau | 28 Mar 2026 | 00:56:39 | |
This week, we are ill, so you know it's going to be a banger. Jessie regales us with the story of NXIVM, or at the very least, she attempts to for around 10ish minutes of the total runtime. We also work out which would be the most popular male comedian sex robot, unpack lovecraftian beauty standards, name Tom's son and arbitrarily sample the PornHub drum loop. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 5 - GUYS! | 01 Apr 2026 | 00:05:53 | |
LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed Oh my little ghouls, it's another little patreon preview for you all! Come join the sleepover for gossip, titilation, revelation and hearing exactly which UK comedian has a hot brother. Vital, vital info. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Episode 34 - Sorry I Didn't Reply, I Was Dead | 11 Apr 2026 | 01:00:40 | |
This week we celebrate THE LORD OUR SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST WHO DIED FOR US because we recorded on Easter Sunday and we sort of got a bit lost and wayward so Jessie brought an "easter" story entitled "Eggs From The Egg Man". I cannot stress how long it takes us to get to it this week. Along the way we pitch 2 screenplays, create some horrific visual tableaus and critique lovecraftian similies. It's a mess. A beautiful, Easter mess. Amen. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 6 - I Like My Money Like I Like My Me | 15 Apr 2026 | 00:08:30 | |
LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed Oh this is so fucking dumb. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 7 - Little Moist Boy | 08 Jul 2026 | 00:06:20 | |
LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed The sleepovers are back and you know what that means; genuine threats of nudity and a chance for us all to judge Jessie's Hinge matches and let me tell ya, there are some tall and shit men on here. My god.
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| Episode 35 - Throats At The Ready Boys | 04 Jul 2026 | 00:45:47 | |
JUICY EXTRAS ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed | |||
| Serving Cursed LIVE 01 - The Wine For Shit (sorry) | 25 Apr 2026 | 00:53:09 | |
Well fucking hell it's SC LIVE isn't it! Recorded in The Robin Hood in Bristol, enjoy this intimate show that thanks to so many tech issues, doesn't even have the main cursed story in it lol. That's just for those in the room, apparently. However do enjoy a CURSED Q&A with questions from our lovely patreons, baked goods and fan art being distributed LIVE, stories of stags, kinks and piss. It's a fun one, we loved it. New eps will come at a slightly slower pace while Jessie is touring the other side of the world, but will be coming <3 Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: | |||
| Episode 36 - Hungry For The Pus | 01 Aug 2026 | 00:58:54 | |
JUICY EXTRAS ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed | |||
| Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 9 - Pissing In The Corner | 19 Aug 2026 | 00:06:31 | |
LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed It's a little preview of our digital sleepover, in which we pitch our brand new Saw traps to improve society and find out exactly how Jessie fantasises, and why it's such a bloody laborious ol process. WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed | |||
| Episode 37 - Do Not Kill Your Daughter | 15 Aug 2026 | 00:50:40 | |
JUICY EXTRAS ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed | |||
| Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 8 - OnlyBeige | 05 Aug 2026 | 00:05:21 | |
LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed It's a little preview of our digital sleepover, in which we meditate on the nature of kink and find out the end of the story of Cisty Zionist, what a tale!
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