Explore every episode of the podcast Seldom Differ's Terrible Features
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| Ep 132: Horse Tranquilizer | 12 Nov 2025 | 01:33:28 | |
This week we discuss the recent Great Ketamine Robbery and talk about Ketamine in general with very little experience or knowledge... If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Ep 131: Halloween Special 2025 | 29 Oct 2025 | 01:36:02 | |
We're back for our 6th annual Halloween Special! We play Matt's new game show "The Price is Fright" and take a spooky visit to the archives in Yorkshire Sports (with host Dead Truman....) If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Ep 122: The Grate Cheese Robbery | 27 Nov 2024 | 01:23:13 | |
This week we investigate the recent robbery of £300K's-worth of cheese from Neal's Yard, and we play a slick round of Robot or Coaster... If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 32: Lost Your Lobster | 02 Sep 2020 | 01:13:05 | |
This week's features are: ••••• SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 31: Old Fashioned Smell | 26 Aug 2020 | 01:01:24 | |
This week's features are: ••••• SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 30: Topless Summer Special | 19 Aug 2020 | 00:58:45 | |
This week's features are: ••••• SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 29: That DID Sound Good! (Sketches Compilation) | 12 Aug 2020 | 00:50:20 | |
This weeks episode is a compilation of our favourite sketches, songs, and character bits from the podcast so far! (Not at all beacuse we ran out of time to record this week...)
And more! •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 28: Composh | 05 Aug 2020 | 01:08:27 | |
This week's features are: ••••• SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 27: Fuchsia Farce | 29 Jul 2020 | 01:00:28 | |
This week's features are: ••••• SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 26: Shotgun Honey | 22 Jul 2020 | 01:11:41 | |
Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/seldomdiffer ••••• SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 25: Pigs Are All Neck | 15 Jul 2020 | 01:11:08 | |
Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/seldomdiffer ••••• SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/seldomdiffer) If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 24: Snooker Loopy | 08 Jul 2020 | 01:17:10 | |
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| Episode 23: 12 Pound Blob | 01 Jul 2020 | 01:09:52 | |
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| Ep 121: Through The Dragon's Eye (and rating snooker balls) | 20 Nov 2024 | 00:46:26 | |
This week due to an accident at work* we were unable to record so instead we are releasing this episiode that was originally inteded to be Patreon only. In it we cover kids TV shows Balamory, Teletubbies & Through The Dragons Eye, we discuss how there was a bit of an uncanny valley feeling whenever you saw kids from another school, the most iconic animation voices and eventualy we end up rating the snooker ball colours.... so it's a hell of a wild ride. If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 22: Opposite of Custard | 24 Jun 2020 | 01:00:42 | |
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| Episode 21: Listeners Design The Show | 17 Jun 2020 | 01:13:04 | |
Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/seldomdiffer •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 20: Who came first Barney or Chris Tarrant? | 10 Jun 2020 | 01:06:37 | |
Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/seldomdiffer ••••• SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 19: Jelly Beans on Toast | 27 May 2020 | 00:58:33 | |
This weeks features are: ••••• SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 18: Proud of Sir Killalot | 20 May 2020 | 01:13:00 | |
This weeks features are: ••••• SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 17: Gravel Filled Turkey Tin | 13 May 2020 | 01:08:57 | |
John is on paternity leave this week... but not to worry, Matt has built a Robo-John to stand in while John is away. •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 16: 5 WKD Blues and a Hamlet Cigar | 06 May 2020 | 01:05:47 | |
This week's features are: •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 15: COURT CASE SPECIAL... Did John Cheat? | 29 Apr 2020 | 01:10:33 | |
The day has finally come! It's the trial of John Patrick Vs. Pints Win Prizes. Listen to the cases for the defense and the prosecution and make your own mind up.
•••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 14: Luxurious Numero Dos | 22 Apr 2020 | 01:10:15 | |
This week's features are:
•••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 13: Two Metre Long Punching Nun | 15 Apr 2020 | 01:09:00 | |
This week's features are: •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Ep 120: The Hackney Mole Man | 13 Nov 2024 | 01:19:35 | |
This week we discuss the infamous Hackney Mole Man who spent years tunnelling under his East London mansion. Plus we listen to some sex eductation rap music from the 90s. If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 12: It's Gotta Be A Wind Up! | 07 Apr 2020 | 01:02:49 | |
This week's features are: •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 11: Humping A Crab | 01 Apr 2020 | 01:00:35 | |
Our first episode recorded remotely over Skype due to being locked down during the COVID-19 Pandemic of 2020 (don't worry, we don't dwell on it...) ••••• SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 10: Marek Larwood (Special Guest) | 24 Mar 2020 | 01:11:46 | |
This week we are joined by our first ever guest - Marek Larwood! Marek is a comedian, actor, writer, youtuber, podcaster and founder / creator of the greatest sport of the 21st century: Volfsball. ••••• MAREK LARWOOD on YOUTUBE — youtube.com/BigPotatoProductions If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 9: St Patrick's Day Special | 16 Mar 2020 | 01:16:13 | |
Enjoy your self isolated Paddy's Day with Seldom Differ! •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 8: Felt Faced Loons | 10 Mar 2020 | 00:55:59 | |
This week's features are: •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 7: Pearly Browns | 04 Mar 2020 | 00:47:54 | |
This week's features are: •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 6: Ice Skaters Can't Burrow At Great Speeds | 26 Feb 2020 | 00:55:00 | |
This week's features are: •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 5: Riddling In Agony | 18 Feb 2020 | 00:47:45 | |
This week's features are: •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 4: The Rubber's Perished | 11 Feb 2020 | 00:50:21 | |
This week's features are: •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 3: You're Better Off Just Eating Woodlice | 05 Feb 2020 | 00:56:57 | |
This week's features are: •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Ep 119: King Conker Cheating Scandal | 06 Nov 2024 | 01:25:12 | |
This week we cover the breaking news story that 'King Conker' an 82 year old conker player has been accused of cheating in this years World Conker Championship after being found with a metal conker in his pocket! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 2: Inquisitive Spittle | 29 Jan 2020 | 00:57:25 | |
This week's features are: •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Episode 1: The Pilot Episode | 21 Jan 2020 | 01:12:58 | |
It's the first episode of "Seldom Differ's Terrible Features" with Matthew Skillington, John Patrick and Ryan Howes. •••••••••• FOLLOW AND ENJOY!!! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Ep 118: Halloween Special 2024 | 30 Oct 2024 | 01:44:15 | |
We're back from the dead with our annual Halloween Special! And what a special this is... we have new tunes from Casino Paul and Kieron (Matt's cousin Kirsty's boyfriend), plus Matt tries to give Ryan and John Goosebumps live on air and we trial the new Terrible Features Runaway Ghost Train board game. If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Ep 117: Banned in Schools | 11 Jun 2024 | 01:30:11 | |
In this episode we cover a breaking news story from 2013 about triangular flapjacks being banned in schools for safety reasons... which leads to us discussing all the various items that would make up "bad boy arsenal" (things you were't allowed to bring into school but the badboys still would)... plus we find out how much a "ghost in a jar" sold for at auction... If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Ep 116: SELF ESTEEM (Rebecca Lucy Taylor) | Special Guest | 28 May 2024 | 01:36:14 | |
Today it's Ryan's birthday and the lads have a few surprises up their sleeves... the main one being that our old friend, star of stage and screen Rebecca Lucy Taylor aka Self Esteem is a special guest! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Ep 115: Charity Shops | 08 May 2024 | 01:39:14 | |
This week we talk charity shops, carboot sales and all things like that. Plus the return of YORKHIRE SPORTS! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Ep 114: Scoff The Lot! | 01 May 2024 | 01:28:02 | |
This week Matt thinks he might have eaten glass, so we discuss some of the weirdest things that have ever been eatern - by us and also globally / historically. Plus Matt trials his new feature "Scoff The Lot!", mainly because we all like saying "Scoff The Lot!" If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Ep 113: Noughties Indie | 24 Apr 2024 | 01:40:55 | |
It's 20 years since Keane's album Hopes and Fears was released so to celebrate we deepdive into 00s indie music - the music that soundtracked our youth... Plus Ryan reveals his new feature 'Robot or Coaster' which features a VERY sexy jingle... If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Ep 130: Dragons' Den | with Simon Balch (Eggcup Entrepreneur) | 09 Jul 2025 | 01:51:17 | |
This week, on it's 20 year anniversary, we deep dive into the iconic TV show Dragons' Den. We also meet "accidental CEO" of his own Egg Cup business, TV comedy writer, internet funnyman, but these days serious entrepreneur Simon Balch. You can find links to Simon's Eggcup shop and Youtube channel below: MEGGA CUPS Online Shop: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/MeggaCups Simon's video about his eggcup business: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w76op9c8Ceo Simon's Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@themidlifefunclub If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Ep 112: The World's Oldest Dog Scandal | 16 Apr 2024 | 01:39:10 | |
This week we investigate the story of the Guiness World Record holding oldest dog who has been recently stripped of his title! I can't remember what else happens as we recorded it a while back but I'm sure we play a feature or two as well! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Ep 111: Cancelled Confectionery | 10 Apr 2024 | 01:32:03 | |
BREAKING NEWS! The Breakaway Bar has been officially axed! We discuss this and chat more generally around the subject of discontinued confectionery. Plus we have a game of bonefide classic feature "How Long Does It Live For". If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Ep 110: Lou Taylor (Special Guest) | 02 Apr 2024 | 01:42:14 | |
Our guest today is Lou Taylor. Lou is a stand-up comedian, comedy writer and actor. She is a Funny Women Semi-Finalist, made the BBC New Comedy Awards shortlist 2023 and won a Heat Magazine award for her online sketch series "90s Girls". She's also Matt's girlfriend. If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Ep 109: Back to the Features | 27 Mar 2024 | 01:37:04 | |
We kick off Series 4 of Terrible Features with an over-complicated time travel plot I still don't fully understand before settling in with some vintage features, including What Tree Is Me? and Velcro or Laces... welcome back... to the features! If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||
| Ep 108: Christmas Bonus | 18 Dec 2023 | 01:55:13 | |
SURPRISE! Here's an extra little Christmas Bonus episode for all you Terrible Fans... If you would like to support us on Patreon you can do so here: patreon.com/seldomdiffer Thank you! • SELDOM DIFFER's email - seldomdiffer@hotmail.co.uk | |||