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1000 Lb Sisters S9:E11 "Down in Pounds Hollow"

We are finally releasing Amy's baby child into the world. Thank goodness because we are tired of hearing about Pounds Hollow. We get to find out about Andrea's maybe tumor which raises more questions and skepticism from us. The family spends the entire episode talking about how Amy clearly isn't singing but still won't tell her leaving all of us to be the bad guys when the song gets released.

This was a great season! And we can't wait for more

1000 Lb Sisters S9:E10 "Sorry (Not) Sorry

Tammy returns from Nashville to a family full of hurt feelings, half-hearted apologies, and absolutely no shortage of drama. Meanwhile, Amy’s AI-generated music video has everyone questioning reality, Andrea’s medical emergency raises some serious concerns, and Tammy’s birthday celebration turns into yet another family therapy session nobody asked for. Chris tries to keep the peace, but when a joke sends him storming out, the family proves once again that they can turn literally anything into a fight.

Gypsy Rose goes to San Francisco to participate in a talk about prison reform and really nothing else happens in this episode. We debate her outfit choices, and she spends the rest of the episode getting tarot cards read by a clear fan of the show and fixating on why everyone hates her so much. Ken gets a good edit this week- shocking.

1000 Lb Sisters S9:E9 "Panicking at the Disco"

Amy's Nashville dream hits mostly sour notes for anyone with human hearing and she makes her stage debut by whispering singing under an AI track. Tammy and Andrea Lady and the Tramp a strawberry and Andrea decides it's the perfect time to reveal her health worries. Chris finally confronts Amy about her involvement in the vacation invitation debacle

Gypsy is unpacking a whole lot more than moving boxes this week, as she revisits her marriage to Ryan, navigates Ken’s questionable commentary, and discovers that apparently an ex’s hairbrush is a relationship-ending offense. Meanwhile, Ryan is still surrounded by Gypsy memorabilia, Ken is questioning the need for a crib, and Mia is doing her best to dispense wisdom while Gypsy takes the scenic route to asking an actual question. Grab a box, mind the attic, and prepare for a move that comes with plenty of baggage.

1000 Lb Sisters S9:E8 "Amy in the Sky with Diamonds"

Tammy is burning bridges, Amy is riding the fence so hard she should charge for it and somehow we're supposed to believe it's everyone else's problem. As the older siblings are confused and hurt about being disinvited from Nashville, Amy continues her favorite performance; pretending to be neutral while making sure Tammy doesn't get mad at her. We've got light wedding planning with AI art, pot-stirring galore and Amy finally gets a meeting with a record label while Tammy does her favorite pass time- sitting outside in the car

Gypsy Rose is pregnant, Ken is moving to Louisiana, and apparently nobody involved has ever heard of taking things slow. This week, we’re talking surprise pregnancies, premature marriage talk, family disappointment, and a whole lot of social media scrolling. Plus, a date night featuring unsolicited octopus, forced food challenges, public shaming, and one very teary bathroom break. Meanwhile, Ryan is trying to move on, but the neon sign of their former love life is still leaving its mark. Literally.

1000 Lb Sisters S9:E7 "(Don't) Lean on Me

Amy's big break might be the opportunity of a life time, but comes with a side of sibling warfare. Tammy's wedding hits a snag, Chris and Brittany get a little too relaxed during a couples' massage and Amy's delusions continue with her "approval" for skin removal surgery.

We came for the unseen footage and left with absolutely no organizational structure, and a whole lot to unpack. This week, we're diving into Gypsy Rose: Life After Lock Up Season 2, Episode 1, where the footage is unseen, the chaos is very much seen, and our notes are apparently on an extended vacation.

This is also our first episode since the heartbreaking news of Ken Urker’s passing. We take a moment to share our thoughts with his loved ones before doing what we do best: getting distracted, going off the rails, and talking about everything except what we probably intended to talk about.

1000 Lb Sisters S9:E6 "Not So Fast Car"

We kick things off with some completely necessary parkour before Amy and Tammy attempt to enter the world of responsible driving—which immediately feels like a terrible idea. Chris and Brittany get some exciting news, Chris gets a makeover nobody asked for, and Tammy continues nurturing her grudge against Misty like it’s a prize-winning houseplant. Throw in some relationship drama, questionable logic, and a trip to the DMV.

We are taking a second to talk about the sudden passing of Ken Urker. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family and loved ones.

1000 Lb Sisters S9:E5 "Amy Was Afraid, She Was Petrified

Amy enters the recording studio to fulfill her mumble-rap dreams, immediately cries and learns that "solo" apparently means "Tammy stands six inches away from you." Meanwhile, Andrea attempts the radical concept of spending time with her friends while Tammy yet again waits in the car, prompting a couples therapy intervention. Plus, Chris and Brittney talk babies, Tammy talks feelings, and everyone discovers that asking for alone time is basically relationship warfare.

This week, we attempt to survive the mental gymnastics of Gypsy leaving Ryan because she loves him too much to stay, needs to find herself alone, and is somehow also sleeping with her ex. Make it make sense.

Plus, Rod discovers that apparently he’s the reason Gypsy married Ryan in the first place, because accountability is simply not on the menu. And, of course, our Queen Mia arrives to remind us that everyone absolutely sucks.

This week on the podcast, Autumn is away at Disney World, and Kyle joins Summer for his first foray into the chaotic world of the Slaton family for a masterclass in pots calling kettles black.

We dive into the practical absurdity of the double date, Amy's sheer refusal to shut up about ChatGPT's magnum opus, and Amanda's wildly concocted trust-building exercises. We explore the shifting dynamics of a peaceful kayaking trip away from the Toxic Twins, and the comedic brilliance of a woman's cliffhanger panic attack from last episode being resolved by just pooping.

Ryan sends one text and suddenly this marriage is hanging on by a thread. Gypsy questions whether she’s actually happy, Ryan responds by asking her to remarry him, and then she admits she might be happier somewhere else.

Ryan cries about having to “pick up” his heart every time Gypsy does this, while Gypsy cries in the car. So basically, date night is going great.

Four days later, Gypsy is packing her stuff and sneaking around with Kristy before Ryan gets home. Because apparently the next step in marital bliss is a covert apartment extraction.

1000 Lb Sisters S9:E3 "It's My Music Video and I'll Cry If I Want To

Tammy and Andrea take their first steps toward wedding planning, while Amy takes her first steps toward a full-blown family meltdown. After her goals get "burned" on New Year's Eve, Amy prepares to confront her siblings, debut her music video dreams, and cry her way through approximately 47 different interruptions. Meanwhile, Tammy gleefully fans the flames, encouraging Amy to confront the older siblings while making sure everyone knows exactly what everyone else said. Chris gains 40 pounds of "mostly muscle," the family goes rock climbing, and Amy discovers that perhaps not everyone is ready to become backup dancers. Just another peaceful day in Slatonville.

Gypsy Rose is changing everything about herself except, apparently, the parts that make her life a perpetual disaster. New nose, blonde hair, new teeth—and somehow still waking Ryan up at 2 AM to tell him she misses Ken.

Speaking of Ken, he's back to explain why he walked away from Gypsy, and his reasoning is about as convincing as a reality TV apology: apparently, everyone around him decided their relationship was bad for her self-development, so he heroically sacrificed their love. Sure, Jan. He definitely didn't just get cold feet when the woman he was waiting for actually got out.

Meanwhile, Ryan continues fighting for a marriage that seems to have been assembled entirely out of red flags and unresolved feelings. Rod attempts to bond with his daughter without Kristy narrating over every word, Gypsy learns to ride a bike (with predictable results), and the family debates whether social media is ruining her mental health while actively filming all of it for television.

1000 Lb Sisters S9:E2 "Do You Want to Build A….Music Video?"

Tammy gets engaged and expects the family to throw a damn parade, only to discover that nobody has apparently read the “appropriate reaction to Tammy’s engagement” handbook. Then she meets Andrea’s friends and spends the entire night interrupting conversations, demanding attention, hijacking stories, correcting Andrea, announcing that her mom loves Andrea, asking if everyone needs drinks, dramatically putting her head on the table, and generally behaving like the world’s most exhausting third wheel. Andrea finally admits that Tammy’s behavior is embarrassing—and honestly, girl, we noticed.

Meanwhile, Amy gets approved for skin removal, gets the green light for a music video, and immediately discovers that her siblings have absolutely no interest in celebrating anything she says. Merry Christmas, everybody!

Gypsy might be pregnant, Ryan is spiraling over Ken, Kristy is keeping the Ken door suspiciously cracked, and everyone thinks a puppy will somehow fix this dumpster fire of a marriage.

Then Gypsy tells Mia about their sex life, Ryan discovers it was filmed, and suddenly “You told your sister” becomes “YOU TOLD THE WORLD.”

Meanwhile, Mia teaches Gypsy about the morning-after pill, Rod tries to keep everyone from making things worse, and Pixie becomes the newest—and arguably most stable—member of the family.

Oh, and Ken is back on camera to announce that he absolutely does not support the marriage.

Because apparently we weren't messy enough yet.

1000 Lb Sisters S9:E1 "Play That Funky Music, AI"

Amy has lost weight, gained confidence, and apparently decided that makes her a gothic-country-rap icon. Unfortunately, the confidence came with approximately 400% more annoying. While she terrorizes the family with AI-generated “music,” Tammy and Amy attempt to repair their relationship, Chris tries to get Tammy moving, and Andrea tries desperately to maintain a life outside of her girlfriend. Then, in what can only be described as a catastrophic lapse in judgment, Andrea proposes. Girl. RUN.

This week we are on our way to Cut Off Louisiana to visit Gypsy's old haunts, get some tattoos and talk about Ken.. like a lot.

We also cover the recent hot water Gypsy and Ryan have found themselves in.

Ryan is stressing out the entire car, and everyone is headed to New York for the media tour before Gypsy starts her 9 to 5. (sure Jan) As Gypsy adjusts to newfound fame, social-media chaos, death threats, therapy, wedding planning, and the realization that prison may have been the more freeing experience, we have…thoughts and a lot of TMI about our personal lives

1000 Lb Sisters S4:E3 - "A Lot of Cooks in the Kitchen"

Amy is fresh out of the hospital, Michael has Covic, the babies are crying, and Amy is one diaper away from completely losing it. Luckily, Amanda is there to actually help while Michael sits around recovering from his headache and doing nothing around the house.

Meanwhile, Tammy heads to Lexington for her surgery approval, where the doctors run through a truly horrifying list of potential complications.

1000 Lb Sisters S4:E5 "The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread"

Hold onto your butts! We're gardening now. Whoa- this was another episode of mostly nothing, Amy is trying to grow veggies 1 week before Glenn's arrival, Chris BBQs a gator and Tammy loses 2 whole pounds...just wow.

Gypsy Rose Life After Lock-Up S1:E2 - Independence is Scary

This week with Gypsy Rose, independence is proving to be a little terrifying. We dive into an expensive late Christmas with the family, an absolutely unnecessary amount of TMI and long boring road trip plus an argument over a dog.

1000 Lb Sisters S4:E4 - "Icing on the Cake"

This week we are covering yet another week of low stakes drama from the Slaton family. This week offers a little of everything, Tammy refusing to play a fun game with her sister, Tammy's house getting robbed, Tammy actually hitting her weight loss goal and Tammy being slightly pleasant 50% of the time.

Gypsy Rose Life After Lock-Up S1:E1 - This is Freedom?

Join Paprika and Sinnamon as we tackle Gypsy Rose’s disappointing homecoming. From McDonald’s fries and a handsy husband to an overbearing parole officer, Gypsy’s first 12 hours of freedom feel less like a fresh start and more like she just traded one prison for another. And honestly? The ex con might be the least chaotic person in the room.

1000 Lb Sisters S4:E3 - "I Don't Want to Taco Bout It"

This week, we're embracing pure chaos.

Summer's power went out, her house turned into an oven, and while Autumn was busy cat-sitting four very warm felines during a heatwave, we still somehow managed to record an episode. With zero notes and absolutely no game plan, this one is completely off the cuff—and honestly, that might make it even more fun.

Join us as we recap 1000-Lb Sisters Season 4, Episode 3, share our unfiltered reactions, and try to stay on topic despite the real-life disaster unfolding around us. Sometimes the best conversations happen when everything else is falling apart.

We’ve officially closed the book on Extreme Sisters, and we’re diving into a brand new show!

We will now be covering both seasons of Gypsy Rose: Life After Lock Up! But before we can follow Gypsy into the free world, we have to set the stage.

In this kickoff episode, we are tackling all six episodes of the prequel docuseries, The Prison Confessions of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, in one recap. We're breaking down the prison interviews, the shocking revelations, and everything that led up to her highly anticipated release. Buckle up, because we have a lot of ground to cover!

1000 Lb Sisters S4:E2 - "Cant' Have Your Cake and Eat It Too"

Tammy spends the episode proving she's serious about rehab... right up until therapy starts asking real questions. She shows off a 144-pound weight loss, refuses to talk about literally anything emotional, then caps it all off by gaining 10 pounds at weigh-in. Progress?

Amy finds out she's having yet another boy, gets roasted by her doctor for surviving on cheese sticks, Amanda embraces divorced life, and the family makes a visit to Tammy that ends exactly how you'd expect—with Gage farting on everyone.

So after an hour of trash cans, throat farts, pool pee accusations, and actual farts, TLC somehow managed to make a weight-loss show feel like nothing happened.

Well... that's all, folks. Extreme Sisters never came back, and honestly this finale didn't give us much reason to miss it. Randi finally tells Jordan she's moving out with her husband, Ashley and Vee are still arguing about surrogacy, Anna and Lucy get the most sensible advice of the entire series from a psychic claiming to channel their dad (which they mostly ignore), and Christina gives birth while everyone pretends their family drama is behind them.

Not exactly a grand finale—more like everyone agreeing to stop arguing for five minutes before the cameras turned off. Thanks for following us through one of TLC's weirdest experiments. Goodbye, Extreme Sisters. We probably won't miss you.

1000 Lb Sisters S4:E1 "The Sweet and Sour Life"

Tammy survives yet another near-death experience, wakes up with a trach, and the constant throat boggers were enough to make me gag. Glad she's alive, but I could've done without the medical close-ups.

Amy reveals she's pregnant again, dyes her hair blue (honestly, it works), and reminds us her pregnancy cravings belong on a Food Network horror special.

The siblings visit Tammy, tell her to get her life together, and just when things seem to be improving, she stops breathing again because of a blockage in her trach.

Overall? Kind of a boring premiere outside of Tammy's health scares. I'm honestly more excited that a brand-new season has already been announced than I was by this episode.

The triplets' fundraiser ends with Hannah announcing she's taking a solo vacation, sending her sisters into a full-blown identity crisis.

Randi asks Derek if Jordan can come on their honeymoon (yes, really), and Derek counters by saying he wants them to buy a house after the wedding.

Ashley and Vee's surrogacy is still on hold, while Christina prepares for labor by letting Jessica check her cervix on camera. Jessica then proudly claims she "held the baby first" because she felt the baby's head. That's...certainly...something.

1000 Lb Sisters S3:E12 - Never Say Never

It's the Season 3 finale of 1000-lb Sisters, and TLC apparently decided subtlety was overrated. This episode is edited like they're about to air Tammy's obituary, complete with ominous music, painfully long reaction shots, and enough foreshadowing to make a horror movie jealous.

We cover Amy ignoring medical advice because she wants another baby, Chris becoming the undisputed MVP of the family, Dr. Smith literally making a house call because Tammy refused to come to him, and Tammy finally admitting she needs help... after a life-changing realization while on the toilet.

An ICU stay that had TLC rubbing their hands together, and a finale that screams, "Tune in next season to see if she's alive!"

Thankfully, Tammy had other plans. And thankfully, we made it through this emotional manipulation so you don't have to suffer alone.

This week, we're recapping Extreme Sisters Season 2, Episode 8... but if we're being honest, the show didn't give us a whole lot to work with. 😅 So after covering Anna and Lucy's surprising career decision, Jessica's pregnancy news, and Jordan's absolutely unhinged honeymoon proposal, we spend a good chunk of the episode doing what siblings do best—getting completely sidetracked.

From random life updates to personal stories and whatever else popped into our heads, this one feels more like you're hanging out with us than listening to a traditional recap. If you enjoy the chaos, the tangents, and getting to know us a little better, you'll probably have a great time.

Next week, we're hoping the show gives us a little more to talk about. 🤞

1000 Lb Sisters S3:E11 - End of an Era

Amy moves out while reliving every sentimental memory in the house, and Tammy continues to insist she’s done nothing wrong—offering to be “supportive from outside the new house,” because apparently emotional presence now comes with a driveway radius limit.

The family helps Amy move without the any help emotional or otherwise from Tam Tam. And the family thinks they are descendants of the Royal Family.

Anna and Lucy survive tooth extractions only to admit they were milking the recovery for spa treatments, Jessica tries to speedrun a pregnancy with the world's most awkward fertility charcuterie board, Randi and Jordan argue over who's actually planning the wedding, and Ashley is blindsided by the staggering cost of surrogacy—leading to the most heartbreaking fight of the season... and one very unfortunate wine glass.

1000 Lb Sisters S3:E10 - Moving on Up and Partying on Down

Amy gets the exciting news that her offer on a dream home has been accepted, but celebrating is hard when Tammy is busy picking fights, dodging responsibility, and embracing a new lifestyle fueled by alcohol, vaping, and pizza rolls. As the family worries Tammy is slipping further from her weight-loss goals, Amy hopes moving out will finally push her sister toward independence... before another rock bottom finds her first.

Family dinner turns into a fake business pitch, identical twins discover restaurant work is hard when you insist on sharing a tea towel, Ashley and Vee get some long-awaited good news (with one big medical caveat), and Jessica and John attempt to make peace... if you consider calling each other narcissists and "punk ass bitch" a productive conversation. Just another calm, rational episode.

1000 Lb Sisters S3:E9 "Smoky Mountain Meltdown"

Tammy spends twelve hours getting to a family vacation just to declare she never wanted to come, refuses to leave the van, tells everyone to shut up, checks into a budget hotel, and somehow still ends up being the victim in her own version of events. Meanwhile, the siblings try everything from gentle encouragement to outright bribery, Chris finally crosses a roller coaster off his bucket list, and an innocent restaurant full of strangers is treated to front-row seats for yet another Slaton family screaming match.

S2:E5 – Four’s a Crowd

This week, Lucy and Anna take a tea-reading detour that somehow turns into a full-blown mission to open an Italian restaurant in honor of their late father. Meanwhile, Randi’s fiancé begins gently realizing that marrying one twin may also require accepting a lifelong third wheel situation, as the sisters continue treating separate beds and personal space like radical new concepts.

Over in Ashley and Vee land, producers spend the entire episode teasing an explosive confrontation with Ashley’s mom, only for the payoff to be a snooze-fest.

And in the episode's biggest source of frustration, John once again ignores Christina’s wishes and turns dinner into another Jessica debate.

1000 Lb Sisters S3:E8 "A Very Slaton Vacation"

Chris gets encouraging news at his post-op appointment, while Tammy gains after weeks of ignoring her food journal, therapy, and pretty much every piece of medical advice she's been given. Amy and Amanda discuss Tammy's latest boyfriend drama, celebrate her 35th birthday with a drag show, and prepare for the family's 3 week-awaited trip to Gatlinburg. What should be a fun getaway quickly turns when Tammy has a complete meltdown upon arrival, refusing to enter the cabin after a 12 hour drive. The vacation is already hanging by a thread—and next week delivers one of the most legendary Slaton family blowups of all time.

Jordan orchestrates Derek’s proposal to Randi down to the last detail, proving that sometimes the person getting engaged isn't the one most invested in the proposal. The triplets hit a breaking point when only Hannah gets out of bed for an important meeting, leaving her to take the blame for all three sisters' dysfunction.

Anna and Lucy find a questionable dental loophole so they can undergo procedures together, while a week of caring for baby dolls—and an encounter with real babies—forces them to reconsider whether they're actually ready for motherhood. Meanwhile, Christina, Jess, and John continue their never-ending baby-boundary drama as old resentments resurface and loyalties are tested.

In this episode, we’re taking you along on our Disney adventure with Summer, our mom and me! We break down all the rides we managed to hit, the food we tried across the parks, and our honest reviews of what was magical, overrated, and absolutely worth the wait. From thrill rides to snacks and everything in between, this is our fun, unfiltered recap of a family trip packed with laughs, memories, and horrible ride photos!

1000 Lb Sisters S3:E7 "The Moment of Truth"

Chris finally reaches the moment he's been working toward for years: bariatric surgery approval. He misses his weight goal by a few pounds but still gets the green light, proving that consistency and hard work count for something. While Chris moves forward, the rest of the family can't help but notice that Tammy seems stuck in the same place—both on the scale and in life.

Meanwhile, Amy and Michael decide it's time to upgrade to a bigger house for baby Gage, and Tammy spends more time talking about dating than dieting. By episode's end, Chris successfully makes it through surgery, Amy is house hunting, and Tammy is dealing with relationship drama, police involvement, and another reminder that finding a boyfriend is apparently much easier than following a meal plan.

Christina's pregnancy creates tension as Jessica struggles with experiencing such a milestone separately for the first time. Staten Island triplets Katherine, Hannah, and Nadia face family pressure to find a more traditional path in life. Anna and Lucy's commitment to being identical is tested during a difficult dental appointment, while Ashley's hopes of having a child hits a roadblock after a painful conversation with her ex, Terrance.

1000 Lb. Sisters S3:E6 - "Man vs. Scale"

In this week's beautifully chaotic dive into the Slaton universe, Tammy meets a new therapist and—shocker—serves up a fresh platter of defensive excuses instead of actual breakthroughs. Meanwhile, Amy goes looking to ditch her excess skin but gets handed a heavy dose of reality from the plastic surgeon instead. Over in Chris's corner, it’s the ultimate title match: Man vs. Scale, with his long-awaited bariatric surgery hanging in the balance. Throw in some swimming pool drama, Tisa rightfully demanding an apology, and Darlene doling out unsolicited sleep-schedule critiques, and you've got yourself a classic episode.

Ashley and Vee’s surrogacy announcement explodes into chaos when Demetrius forces Vee to choose between her marriage and her sister. As Ashley struggles with the guilt of tearing the family apart, Vee refuses to back down — insisting she’ll carry the baby “with pride and dignity” no matter who disagrees.

Meanwhile, Jordan takes matters into her own hands by helping Derek shop for Randi’s engagement ring… and pushing his budget to the absolute limit. But Derek’s hesitation about proposing threatens the twins’ perfectly planned future.

Anna and Lucy test-drive motherhood with eerily lifelike baby dolls, synchronized parenting routines, and a surprisingly supportive Ben. What starts as a gift from their mother quickly becomes an emotional glimpse into the future they still desperately want together.

And after months of silence, psychic sisters Jessica and Christina attempt to repair their relationship before Christina gives birth — but unresolved tension, a protective husband, and one painfully awkward bathtub conversation threaten to pull them apart all over again.

1000 Lb Sisters S3:E5 "Pushed Too Far"

As Tammy spirals deeper into her relationship with Phillip, the rest of the family starts wondering if Vegas is calling… or if she’s just being catfished by a feeder with a phone plan. Chris unloads on Amy for enabling Tammy’s nonstop cheat meals, Amy finally breaks down from carrying everyone else’s problems, and somehow Tammy still manages to convince people that none of this is actually her fault. Meanwhile, Misty tries to stage an intervention before Tammy flies across the country for a man she can barely physically travel to meet.

Over at Amy’s house, professional organizers continue uncovering the aftermath of years of clutter, emotional attachment, and pure chaos while Amy tearfully admits she’s drowning under motherhood, caregiving, and internet criticism. But in true Slaton fashion, the emotional meltdowns are balanced out with butt massagers, fart jokes, and a county fair meet-and-greet complete with trivia, pieing Michael in the face, and over 200 fans showing up to celebrate the sisters.

And then there’s Tammy versus movement itself. From refusing to use an electric wheelchair correctly to nearly rage-quitting after water aerobics, Tisa finally reaches her breaking point pushing Tammy around while Tammy insists everyone else is the problem.

This week, things get deeply emotional and deeply unhinged. Ashley and Vee head to the tattoo shop for a very intimate piercing appointment that somehow turns into conversations about orgasms, code words, and future babies. But the mood shifts hard when Ashley opens up about losing her uterus after fibroid surgery — and Vee shocks the family by offering to carry Ashley’s future daughter herself. The problem? Demetrius already said no.

Meanwhile, Anna and Lucy spiral over uneven hair lengths, synchronized salon snips, and the reality that they may never become pregnant together. The twins open up about their relationship with Ben, their weekly “Lolly Night,” and the emotional toll of setbacks they refuse to let define them.

And over with Jordan and Randi, wedding pressure is boiling over. Baths together, blackhead inspections, and moving in with siblings are apparently normal — but Derek still hasn’t proposed, and Randi is running out of patience. So Jordan decides it might be time to “motivate” him herself.

It’s awkward, hilarious, emotional, and somehow gets more chaotic every single minute.