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Cackle by Rachel Harrison 

Big witch energy

Episode 35… the one where it’s Halloween! Can sex offenders hand out candy? TrasurionTraditional trick or treating vs trunk or treats?? Kids say the damndest things, courtney stepped on a spider and hobby horsing… the literal f? 

The Pumpkin Spice Cafe by Laurie Gilmore 

Not a ghost. Just dead inside 

Episode 34 is a complete and total shit show, we got in the TikTok creator program.. then left..ask us why! Also we poke the bear so much he grabs a mic and inserts himself. (The bear is Ramsey) Friends or Gilmore girls???

Episode 33 

The Girl Next Door JR Rogue

Zero amucks given 

Episode 33 we unpack all things from our Salem trip!! Motorcycle stunts, all gender bathrooms, goulash, and postpartum shit. Also waterbeds… where did they go??? 

The September house by Carissa Orlando Blame the moon Episode 32 welcome to the world’s shittiest podcast, guess what… we kind of don’t care. Spooky reads, Salem visits, more p diddy, and what does tall dark and handsome mean? Also the democrats made hurricane Helene…

Baby Teeth by Zoje Stage Season of the witch Episode 31 we argue about almost everything… we are feeling very confrontational today. But we both agree p diddy is gross and he’s going down. It’s finally fall and we are here for it! Also how hill shitty is the “BMI calculators”?!

Crave by Tracy Wolff

I love Taylor swift 

Episode 30 we talk about crave, and Courtney finished Madness by Shantel Tessier and has a book hangover. Quick sand…. Have you ever encountered? Why women should run the country… and Halloween being demonic. 

Rock paper scissors by Alice feeney Crippling anxiety is my cardio Episode 29 if you didn’t see… we are the female Shane Gillis and Theo Von… also Beetlejuice review and the nfl said it’s Taylor swift season!! What do you dip in hummus and do you send thank you cards???

Episode 28

The coven by Harper L Woods 

Go smudge yourself 

Do you like candy corn… or are you normal? It’s the “ber” months, so we talk about some spooky reads, and your favorite shows? 1000 pound sister gets bit by a camel?

Episode 27 

We weren’t aware so many men looked at feet, but here we are! Alani witches brew is back, along with Mumus… what do you wear to bed??

Is Blake Lively actually a mean girl? Bats…we're terrified!

Are we men? TikTok says yes… Bidet toilets are a must, pad commercials and new movies… the crow! Beetlejuice and wicked!! 

Episode 25 

Books we don’t love and pumpkin spice season. Are you as basic as we are?

Episode 24

We give you our opinion (want it or not) on the Olympics, the POLE vaulter, the hitman, and the FEMALE boxer. Can you tune out background noises or do you have auditory processing disorder? Somebody pick Pearl for the love of god, shut her up already. Also… pillow face filler yikes. 

Ask for Andrea by Noelle W. Ihli

Criminalize Golf

Episode 23, the one where we are half asleep and courtney has jet lag. We got new merch! Beach boys and ice cube concert. Concert venues and concert etiquette! Rodeo events… those are wild! Also the Olympics and drag queens… get yo panties out of a wad. 

Episode 22 The girl in 6E by A.R. Torre I’m picking up good vibrations Holy presidential assassination attempt, wtf United States? Speaking of…. Mental health issues and Wade Wilson (also wtf). Dating in 2024 hard pass for adults and teens… also is it fall yet cause we just watched all the Halloween movies!

Episode 21 Lovely bad things by Trisha Wolfe Keep calm and SHARK on It’s shark week, so basically a holiday! Redacting statements because the internet is full of fake news. Can you afford to shop local?

The Last Flight By Julie Clark

Rage Rot Revenge

Episode 20, of course we talk about our national news small town crime… the ridiculous ass presidential debate (we are doomed). Also wtf even is neurodivergent and why does asparagus make your pee smell? Watch and learn! 

Episode 19, did you know we tattoo’d our names on each other? Courtney did a s offenders hair… and Justin Timberlake got arrested!! Also local or chain coffee shops? Overrated and underrated things… what’s yours

Check out our shirts from lace and grace boutique! Who’s flying their flag upside down and what does it mean? Lochness monsters, dragons, and Helen Keller.. real or not real? Sketchy fair rides and serial killing truck drivers!!

And is it wash rag or wash cloth?

We got some really cool t shirts from a local boutique called lace and grace boutique on Facebook, also the Florida sharks are eating humans, and ai is real… but is Helen Keller???

Universal Studios Florida review…. If you aren’t a universal nerd you should be. We discuss the pros... and cons... as well as why Disney World is dumb!

The one before our vacation... why are tampons such trash and is vacationing without your kids is OK!

Episode 14… celebrities gone dark side… wtf pdiddy?? The elite season has arrived, schools out for summer! The cicadas are taking over…

You asked for true crime, we delivered! We covered some local cases if you’re interested in more just give it a Google. Is Ben Affleck the best batman? Just good at memes? Deliverance.

We're in our feminine rage era! We aren’t Colleen Hoover haters, but we did discuss the comments from OUR haters… why our hair is so triggering. We went back to the 90’s and why it’s the best decade of all time. Have you ever seen a shoebill stork?! Holy shit that’s a dinosaur! Happy Mother’s Day! Let talk true crime soon! 

Episode 11, we review a horror book! It gives all the scream 90’s movie vibes… 10/10 recommend! White Karen’s getting arrested, why sloths can hold their breath longer than a dolphin… the viral man vs bear debate…and ridiculous, unjustified men icks. 

Episode 10! Double digits! This episode was kind of like… SQUIRREL! We discussed the book Hidden Pictures by Jason Rekulak…We clap back at the mom shamers, but then we also talk about paper straws, the circus and other things that give us irrational rage. Also duck duck jeep and carrier pigeons cause why not?

We talk about how everyone hates on COHO(Colleen Hoover) but we don’t! She’s an amazing human being! Also how we would trade an actual limb to not have medical anxiety anymore, and we are the female basement yard! 

Episode 8! We recommend everyone to read Easy by Tammara Webber and then we ride the struggle bus before we find our groove with JoJo Siwa and breastfeeding shaming in public! 

We talked about Corrupt by Penelope Douglas and the fatty foods we want at book club, before we dive down the giant debate that is weed vs alcohol, why men get to age better than women and what the hell is P-Diddy into right now… 

Well we start out with a light book… but took a turn to child predators and why people are psychotic, also microneedling procedures and our weird AF kids. 

Well listen to us talk about accidental cannibalism, where Kate Middleton is, and why women should be allowed to leave during shark week.

A DNF for us…Pucking Around by Emily Rath and trigger warnings we had to google. But more importantly… Metallica is better than Nickelback where do you stand? Learn why Krystal is a grave robber… and her unhealthy obsession with Johnny Lawrence from Karate Kid!

The Sun Down Motel by Simone St. James was our monthly book club pick, but also the adhd got us off topic so you may learn about adult braces, Botox, C-sections and ripped b holes…. Sorry?

We talk Manacled by SenLinYu and other fan fiction.. Harry Potter is awesome, 50 shades of Grey is trash… don’t cancel us. Go to jail do not pass go, do not collect 200$ Also why does Courtney have a wet butt?

Listen as we talk Haunting Adeline by H.D. Carlton and dive down the rabbit hole that is dark romance novels and find out if you need therapy or not… also… have we been indoctrinated?!