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'It's probably beginner's luck, like when you walk into a casino and win big on your first pull of the "Basic Instinct" slot machine.'
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In our latest episode, Carla wonders about burning her Schitt's Creek notebooks, Paul thinks 'phonetical' is a word, and we both think Artie got a raw deal. Buy a couple of backup Medic Alert bracelets, toss on your favorite Owl sweatshirt and join us as we discuss the ninth episode of season 6, Rebound!
Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 10. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S6, Ep. 6: The Wingman 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 8. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike 10. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral
'I'm sorry, taut? [laughs] What is that, old English? How 'bout I hold it tight?'
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In our latest episode, Paul digs deep into the controversy of Ted's teeth, Carla wonders what happened to Patrick's eyebrows, and we both have no idea what the name of the new motel is. Balance the cold tap with some hot, look into some cry therapy, and join us as we discuss the eighth episode of season 6, The Presidential Suite!
Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 10. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S6, Ep. 6: The Wingman 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 8. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike 10. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral
'Oh yeah, well, I love a regular crust. Yeah, cheese, tomato sauce, bread. Can't beat that combination.'
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In our latest episode, Carla thinks a Lindsay Lohan podcast is a really bad idea, Paul discovers that living in the Hallmark movie world is a fantastic career choice, and we both wonder why Johnny is having so much trouble eating pizza and understanding baseball. Toss on your stained 'scrubs', drown your sorrows in some banana wine, and join us as we discuss the seventh episode of season 6, Moira Rosé!
Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 10. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S6, Ep. 6: The Wingman 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 8. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike 10. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral
'Okay, first of all, Jake is nobody's ex and everybody's ex. And second of all, going to Jake's for a drink is never just going to Jake's for a drink.'
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In our latest episode, Paul discusses what will actually be the final episode of this podcast, Carla tries to convince the listeners that a Caroline in the City podcast would be a good idea, and we record this episode in two halves because of our children. Run to the mall and grab a soft pretzel, watch for fire ants, and join us as we have a whole lot of fun discussing the sixth episode of season 6, The Wingman!
Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 10. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S6, Ep. 6: The Wingman 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 8. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike 10. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral
''Well, I'm still excited. It reminds me of that time that Renée Zellweger's brother came in here, and I got him to sign a menu. I mean, he spelled his name differently, but I swear it was him.'
In our latest episode, Carla lays out the wisdom teeth history of nearly her entire family, Paul has no idea who Renée Zellweger ends up with in those Bridget Jones movies, and we both ad bit to never having seen the famous Kevin Costner flop, Waterworld. Indulge in a pre-show bath, grab your giant Win, Lose, or Draw pad, and join us as we discuss the fifth episode of season 6, The Premiere!
Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 10. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 8. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike 9. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 10. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
In our latest episode, Paul basically has a freak-out over Stevie's character arc, Carla brings up a Friends episode, and we both wonder exactly what kind of danger precaution attorneys must be in. Hit up that vending machine, find a better wi-fi connection, and join us as Carla tries to talk Paul down while discussing the fourth episode of season 6, Maid of Honour!
Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 10. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 8. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike 9. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 10. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
In our latest episode, Carla is thrilled to avoid upsetting listeners because there's no Patrick talk in this episode, Paul possibly offends listeners from Toronto and New Zealand, and we both point out that they missed a great chance to have Bob trot in some letter pants. Grab a sloppy Jocelyn, set your turtle free, and join us as we spend half of the episode in Elmdale, discussing the third episode of season 6, The Job Interview!
Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 10. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 8. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike 9. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 10. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
'Okay, you were the one that described social media as an amusement park for clinical narcissists so, I'm doing you a favor.' Consider supporting the show on Patreon Follow and interact with us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram
In our latest episode, Paul discusses a time where an institution of higher learning surprised him with a 'pee-guard', Carla doesn't hold back when going after Patrick, and we both spend about 25 minutes just talking about the opening scene!!! Get the egg salad before the other funeral guests, stay off the Tweeters if you can, and join us as we have differing opinions of this one and then surprise each other when we get to the rankings, discussing the second episode of season 6, The Incident!
Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 10. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 8. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike 9. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 10. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
'I fit my high school best friend into a suitcase way smaller than this when we were crossing the border between Laos and Vietnam, so I'm pretty sure I can figure this out.'
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In our latest episode, Carla wonders just how this accordion door is being locked, Paul levels some pretty serious accusations against Sean Penn, and we both waste so much time talking about how much time we waste starting the podcast. Sit on that suitcase, keep your clothes on while your partner makes phone calls, and join us as we begin our journey into the final season of the series when we discuss the first episode of season 6, Smoke Signals!
Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 10. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 8. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike 9. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 10. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
'Yeah, uh, dark hair. Answers to the name "Stevie". Um, kind of looks like a vampire. A little skittish when approached. Um, you know, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but if you have a taser, you may want to use it.'
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In our latest episode, Paul can't remember Twyla's name, Carla thinks Michael York is 'hot', and we both give Cabaret (1972) two thumbs...kinda sideways. Style your hair like Eddie Munster, don't forget your phone if you leave town, and join us as we wrap up season 5 of Schitt's Creek and discuss, Life is a Cabaret!
Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 10. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 8. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike 9. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 10. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
'We love you all and thank you for supporting us through this journey. Enjoy!
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Your Hosts' Final Top 10 Rankings:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S6, Ep. 14: Happy Ending 5. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 6. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 7. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 8. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 9. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 10. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P.
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S6, Ep. 13: Start Spreading the News 7. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 8. S6, Ep. 6: The Wingman 9. S6, Ep. 14: Happy Ending 10. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P.
'Oh, one of my mom's ex-boyfriends was a magician, and a gambling addict. But he was also really good at reading tarot cards. He predicted when he was going to leave my mom, like, to the day.'
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In our latest episode, Carla considers doing a MASH podcast with her dad (who Paul thinks looks like Johnny Rose), Paul longs for the days of the Jenny McCarthy anti-vaxxers, and we both talk way too much about our personal lives. Brush up on your Solitaire, pound that energy drink, and join us as we talk about something that feels like the season finale and discuss the 13th episode of season 5, The Hike!
Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 10. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 8. S5, Ep, 13: The Hike 9. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 10. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
'You've gotta go for the jugular, Just stay away from spouses, kids, and health, and you'll be fine. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta get back to work, which, up until now, was the most boring part of my day.'
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In our latest episode, Paul wonders if Derek has his own studio, Carla promises to watch Cabaret on a plane, and we both are quite thrown off by the late night recording of this episode (it's almost 8:00PM!!!) Reminisce on the days of text-relationships, be sure to put on your mayoral medallion, and join us as we inch closer to the final season of the series and discuss the 12th episode of season 5, The Roast!
Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 10. S5, Ep, 11: Meet The Parents
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 8. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 9. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 10. S5, Ep. 8: The Hospies
'Okay, here's how it's gonna go down. It's 30 seconds each, tickets in hand, or it's back of the line, and no, she will not be clarifying any Sunrise Bay plot points. Oh, yes. And if we're talking feet, it's $75 for one, $150 for the pair.'
In our latest episode, Carla proposes a new product to be sold at Rose Apothecary, Paul has only been to one convention in his life and didn't get a single foot pic, and we both threaten/promise to never discuss Game of Thrones on or off of this podcast ever again, Someone, please eat the crab cakes, chase it with sangria, and join us as we fail to start the episode in a timely manner and discuss the 11th episode of season 5, Meet the Parents!
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Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 10. S5, Ep, 11: Meet The Parents
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 8. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 9. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 10. S5, Ep. 8: The Hospies
'Uh, um, miss, seems that the strap has fallen off of your shoulder. I'd offer to put it back for you, but as a delivery guy, I don't know if it's my place.'
In our latest episode, Paul imagines someone telling him that 3 episode of this series would focus on bathroom renovation, Carla wants to start middle finger waving, and we both scroll to the bottom of our ranking lists at the end of this one. Don't forget to feed those Tamagatchis, take that mirror off your ceiling if company's coming over, and join us as we struggle to find the funny in the 10th episode of season 5, Roadkill!
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Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 10. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 8. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 9. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 10. S5, Ep. 8: The Hospies
'Roland, the rules say that we can't play if we don't have nine players! And I can't stomach the thought of Patrick's team winning by default. The man looks like a thumb!'
In our latest episode, Carla starts out by discussing a 90210 podcast, Paul gets derailed thinking about The Naked Gun, but neither of us get too distracted as we kinda just want to sing the praises of this episode. Put on your 'tap shoes', knock on that fake door, and join us for our discussion of the 9th episode of season 5, The M.V.P.!
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Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 9. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 10. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P. 8. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 9. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 10. S5, Ep. 8: The Hospies
'I mean, we did spend all that money flying in Barbra Streisand's vocal coach that summer Alexis wanted to be the next Jessica Simpson.'
In our latest episode, Paul wonders if a garbage bag full of clothes is considered a carry-on, Carla isn't sure where Darlene ends and her cousin begins, and we're both delighted that Ronnie puts Patrick in his place. Dig a floral dress out of the laundry, put Hampton's Hoes on repeat, and join us for our discussion of the 8th episode of season 5, The Hospies!
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Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 9. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 10. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 8. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 9. S5, Ep. 8: The Hospies 10. S4, Ep 6: Open Mic
'Oh, uh, Joce wanted me to pick up uh, some of this. This organic applesauce. Organic. Listen to me! Who am I? Gwyneth Paltrow?'
In our latest episode, Carla points out just how wrong her cohost is...a lot, Paul thinks there are certainly deleted scenes from this episode and perhaps a completely lost episode earlier in the series, and we promise to watch Cabaret before the next episode. Hide your granola from babies, practice your slide-n-hop, and join us for our discussion of the 7th episode of season 5, A Whisper of Desire!
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Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 9. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 10. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 8. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 9. S4, Ep 6: Open Mic 10. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple
'Oh Johnny, I wish you had told us it was uh, movie day. Stevie and I could've come up with some good recommendations for you. What are we gonna watch, a silent movie from your childhood?'
In our latest episode, Paul recounts the time he considered moving to Calgary, Carla threatens to punch Jocelyn in the face, and we honestly aren't sure if we'd rather watch a Poison or Doodlebops concert. Take those nudies behind a closed and locked door, download that perfect website template, and join us for our discussion of the 6th episode of season 5, Rock On!
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Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 9. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 10. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 8. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 9. S4, Ep 6: Open Mic 10. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple
'Oh, if it weren't for Joyce Dewitt insisting on wearing those pigtails, this movie could've been a hit! We're supposed to be astrophysicists, it just takes you out of it. And yet, she, she gets the close up!'
In our latest episode, Carla brags about her childhood friend's indoor pool, Paul thinks he's watching Twin Peaks, and we have shockingly little to say about our spin the bottle experiences (other than the fact that we never played it with our siblings). Dress to the nines for that babysitting gig, approach spin the bottle like you're Bugs Bunny, and join us for our discussion of the 5th episode of season 5, Housewarming!
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Top 10 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 9. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 10. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 8. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 9. S4, Ep 6: Open Mic 10. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple
'John, you know my ritual! Five to ten minutes to let the water warm, there's the initial scrub, followed by the deep conditioner, which must set for 20 minutes, and finally, the double rinse cycle.'
In our latest episode, Paul reaches out to actors to verify name pronunciation and apologizes for promoting his other show, Carla decides to go out for some Polar Bear Shots and Karaoke with her father-in-law, and we ignore Patrick (because he's not around) and shift our rage to Emir. Put on some Mariah, hit pause on that how-to YouTube video, and and join us for our discussion of the 4th episode of season 5, The Dress!
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 9. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 10. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 8. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 9. S4, Ep 6: Open Mic 10. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple
This is the second part of a 3-part finale to the podcast. Enjoy!
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Your Hosts' Final Top 10 Rankings:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S6, Ep. 14: Happy Ending 5. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 6. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 7. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 8. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 9. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 10. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P.
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S6, Ep. 13: Start Spreading the News 7. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 8. S6, Ep. 6: The Wingman 9. S6, Ep. 14: Happy Ending 10. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P.
'Yes, and it's actually pronounced "lee-as-on." And my name is actually pronounced "Ro-lahnd." And if there's anything you need, please tell me. Room service, turn-down service, valet service...'
In our latest episode, Carla refuses to take responsibility for any research (or lack of research) on the podcast, Paul pitches a Ray and Twyla spinoff sitcom, and we both try so hard not to discuss Amir's character arc on the show...but then totally fail. Close that bedroom door, enjoy your bubble tea, and and join us for our discussion of the 3rd episode of season 5, The Plant!
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 9. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 10. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 8. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 9. S4, Ep 6: Open Mic 10. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple
'Look, Johnny, everybody likes to take trips down memory lane, but you gotta get rid of the evidence. Do you know what a burnt under-wire smells like?'
In our latest episode, Paul goes into a deep dive on the career of Lindsey Lohan and pitches another podcast idea, Carla realizes that she's the Patrick in they relationship because she's just 'with stupid', and we both want everyone to know that David and Stevie did nothing wrong during this robbery. Try not to mix painkillers with alcohol, be sure that your favorite pictures are always in a locked folder on your computer, and and join us for our discussion of the 2nd episode of season 5, Love Letters!
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 9. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 10. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 8. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 9. S4, Ep 6: Open Mic 10. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple
'I worked in soaps. They had me play my own father, who then became pregnant despite the vasectomy. I still hold the record for the longest-running demonic possession on daytime television.'
In our latest episode, Carla brags about how great she is at ropes courses, Paul displays some Cosmo knowledge, and we both scroll to the bottom portion of our lists when it comes to the ranking segment (sorry). Adjust your eye-line due to the digital crows, put down that M'Lady Magazine, and join us as we enter into the firth season of Schitt's Creek by discussing, The Crowening! CAW, CAW!!!
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 9. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 10. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 8. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 9. S4, Ep 6: Open Mic 10. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple
'So cute. I basically did exactly the same thing with my friends once. But instead of cookies, it was whatever we could find in our parents' medicine cabinets, and instead of a Christmas party, it was an old boot factory in Krakow.'
In our latest episode, Paul can't understand why anyone would want to see the host's rankings, Carla successfully pronounces Stavros...and then messes it up again, and we encounter our largest episode ranking disparity by a wide margin (maybe people actually DO want to see these rankings). Fill an envelope with of stickers of old men, double check that it's actually meatloaf night, and join us for our discussion of the final episode of season 4, Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose!
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 9. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 10. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 7. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 8. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 9. S4, Ep 6: Open Mic 10. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple
'Yeah, uh, Johnny's tellin' me I gotta hang up. Yes, they're both here, staring at me. Johnny has that upset look on his face. Yeah. [laughs] That's the perfect way to describe it, Bob.'
In our latest episode, Carla confuses frippit for Tribble, Paul sees jokes where there are none, and not only do we talk about Star Trek but we touch on Star Wars and Sex and the City as well. It's our most pop-culture episode ever! Grab your aggressive and/or bearded lock, donate any dog sweaters you no longer need, and join us for our discussion of the twelfth episode of season 4, Singles Week!
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1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S4, Ep. 12: Singles Week 9. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 10. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 7. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 8. S4, Ep 6: Open Mic 9. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple 10. S4, Ep. 8: The Jazzaguy
'Well, Moonshine and his daughter, Petal, said it was the biggest one-day haul they'd ever seen. They gave me the Cone of Achievement, which allowed me to take 2 showers that week.'
In our latest episode, Paul no longer trusts anything he says on this podcast but tries desperately to pronounce Guy Fieri's name as many ways as possible, Carla learns that the sport of curling is way more popular that she thought, and imagine what our eventual marriage counselor would have to say about our decision to do this podcast. Put on your gardening gloves (to avoid the poison plants and sappy pinecones), grab an overtime time sheet, and join us for our discussion of the eleventh episode of season 4, The Rollout!
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 9. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 10. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 7. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 8. S4, Ep 6: Open Mic 9. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple 10. S4, Ep. 8: The Jazzaguy
'Okay, now this game is called sleepy mommy. Jocelyn's sitting on the couch, she's our sleepy mommy. Now mommy's had a very hard day with baby, and needs a bit of a break. And that's where we come in. We're each gonna take turns popping pills into mommy's mouth.'
In our latest episode, Carla wonders if she can really keep podcasting for another whole year, Paul is shocked to find out that candy bars in diapers is an actual baby shower game, and we argue about exactly what an airstream really is (at least, what it is to Klair). Put away that terifying baby piñata, talk some smack on Albany, and join us for our discussion of the tenth episode of season 4, Baby Sprinkle!
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 9. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 10. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 7. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 8. S4, Ep 6: Open Mic 9. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple 10. S4, Ep. 8: The Jazzaguy
'David forced us to watch him shoot at a basket for 10 minutes, until the ball hit the rim, and then bounced back in his face. But it actually worked out perfectly, because all David really wanted for his Bar Mitzvah, was a nose job. They took the court down the next day.'
In our latest episode, Carla isn't quite sure what degree anyone can earn in 4 months, Paul apologizes for getting so much stuff wrong on the podcast and then immediately gets more stuff wrong and at the end of the episode, we extend an olive branch of our own to you lovely listeners. Apply your eyeshadow with a trowel, queue up your favorite Tina Turner tune (that isn't Beyond Thunderdome), and join us for our discussion of the 8th episode of season 4, The The Olive Branch!
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 8. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 9. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 10. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 7. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 8. S4, Ep 6: Open Mic 9. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple 10. S4, Ep. 8: The Jazzaguy
'Oh god, no, we'll leave together, please. There are only so many ways I can feign amusement at Ronnie's comedia del commode.'
In our latest episode, Paul just goes gaga over the quirky waitress, Carla tries to explain to her cohost just what spas are and aren't and we both wonder just how this small town can support the businesses of two veterinary offices! Grab a glass of Zhanpagne, don't mess with Ronnie's harmonizing, and join us for our discussion of the 8th episode of season 4, The Jazzaguy!
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 8. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 9. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner 10. S4, Ep. 8: Milk Money
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 7. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 8. S4, Ep 6: Open Mic 9. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple 10. S4, Ep. 8: The Jazzaguy
'Come on, Johnny, you're talking to a grill master. Do you know that I've been given three different aprons because of my barbecue skills? Let's see, I've got "License to Grill", I've got "Working Grill", oh and I have "Grills Just Wanna Have Fun".'
In our latest episode, Carla won't do sliders or potato salad but is all about a giant heart cookie, Paul just wants an episode that never leaves the motel, and we really try our best to figure out just what's been going on with Patrick and Rachel over the past 10-15 years! Grab some bagels, shoot a text to Zac Efron, and join us for our discussion of the 7th episode of season 4, The Barbecue. So close to cracking both of our top tens!
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 8. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 9. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner 10. S2, Ep. 8: Milk Money
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 7. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 8. S4, Ep 6: Open Mic 9. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple 10. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council
This is the first part of a 3-part finale to the podcast. Enjoy!
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Your Hosts' Final Top 10 Rankings:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S6, Ep. 14: Happy Ending 5. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 6. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 7. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 8. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 9. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 10. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P.
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S6, Ep. 13: Start Spreading the News 7. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 8. S6, Ep. 6: The Wingman 9. S6, Ep. 14: Happy Ending 10. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P.
'That's great, because Step 1 of the plan was this presentation, and we nailed it. So, as your new VP of Marketing and Communications, I'd say we're off to a great start.'
In our latest episode, Paul refers to himself and all other Stevie fans as 'Stevie-heads', Carla isn't sure if she just can't see the color blue anymore, and we gush over what a team Ray and Alexis make! Throw on that fringed vest, record a new message once you're over strep throat, and join us for our discussion of a pretty big episode in season 4, Open Mic
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 7. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 8. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 9. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner 10. S2, Ep. 8: Milk Money
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 7. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 8. S4, Ep 6: Open Mic 9. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple 10. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council
'Oh, Stevie. Stevie, you have years ahead of you still to collect a cartage of adoring mourners. In the meantime, they will laugh in your face, and they'll stab you in the back, but the moment you give up the ghost, oh, they'll all have nothing but nice things to say about you.'
In our latest episode, Carla realizes that she's more of a Roland that she (or anyone else might have thought), Paul tries to discuss Jenny Jones, Regis and Kathy Lee and any other 90's talk show hosts he can think of, and we briefly talk about the differences between Mennonites, the Amish, and Witches! pop that quiche in the oven, don't skip that Maria Menounos byline, and join us for our discussion of the fifth episode of season 4, RIP Moira Rose! Spoiler: She's just fine.
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 5. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 6. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 7. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 8. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner 9. S2, Ep. 8: Milk Money 10. S3, Ep. 11: Stop Saying Lice!
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 7. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 8. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple 9. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council 10. S3, Ep. 8: Motel Review
'Mmm-hmm. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. No! No! Fine, I'm terrible at compromise! There, I said it. Like Beyonce, I excel as a solo artist, and I was also dressed by my mother well into my teens, okay?'
In our latest episode, Carla has a hard time believing that legitimate podcasts start out the same way every time, Paul brings up Sarah Levy's height and has a problem with anyone removing their shoes in public, and we speculate on just what the other Sandra Bullock movie was that David let Patrick choose from. It certainly was not Speed! Put on your subtle green wig, replace that old toilet plunger (grab a backup while you're at it), and join us for our discussion of the fourth episode of season 4, Girls' Night.
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 5. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 6. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 7. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 8. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner 9. S2, Ep. 8: Milk Money 10. S3, Ep. 11: Stop Saying Lice!
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 7. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 8. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple 9. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council 10. S3, Ep. 8: Motel Review
'I mean, with the new baby coming, things are a little tight. Joce and I have been trying to save, but we've been living off cold cuts and waffles. And Jocelyn had to sell her Beanie Baby collection. She didn't get half what that Diana Bear was worth. And now she's working nights down at the gas station.'
In our latest episode, Paul does a terrible job of trying to explain exactly who Patty Hearst is, Carla confuses her notes and suggests a town asbestos tree, and we discuss if this group of teens put the General Store out of business. Dig out your sequined beret, give your local motel employee a hand with your bags, and join us for our discussion of the third episode of season 4, Asbestos Fest.
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 5. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 6. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 7. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 8. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner 9. S2, Ep. 8: Milk Money 10. S3, Ep. 11: Stop Saying Lice!
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 7. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 8. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple 9. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council 10. S3, Ep. 8: Motel Review
'Welcome. Make yourselves at home. Just so you know, there's nothing in the fridge. Oh, and I marked the booze, so I'll know if you touch it.'
In our latest episode, Paul forgets to do research on a character and provides a seamless edit to correct his mistake, Carla turns off plenty of listeners by reveling that she has some issues with Patrick's treatment of David, and we read a review from Michael J. Fox (probably). Do your parents a favor and empty the trash every now and again, try and avoid making out at work and join us for our discussion of the second episode of season 4, Pregnancy Test.
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 5. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 6. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 7. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip 8. S2, Ep. 2: Family Dinner 9. S2, Ep. 8: Milk Money 10. S3, Ep. 11: Stop Saying Lice!
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 7. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 8. S3, Ep. 2: The Throuple 9. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council 10. S3, Ep. 8: Motel Review
'The point being, no one knows when we're going to die! Or be implicated in, and then suddenly cleared of someone else's death. So, so, drink up! Go outside! And live your lives!'
In our latest episode, Paul finally saw the Schitt's Creek webisodes and can't shut up about it (Ronnie accidentally killed a cat!), Carla explains that the police must have no authority over Mayor Roland, and we both talk a bit too much about David's drink order from the Café. Pack up your wigs (so long as you have the proper training), grab a responsible amount of pain killer samples and join us for our discussion of the first episode of season 4, Dead Guy in Room 4.
'Oh. And what a grand night it will be for you and your charges. But the Roses' will not be at graduation. No, Alexis has veritably browbeaten us not to attend. I wouldn't be surprised if she skips the whole affair herself. Waggish little nymph, that she is.'
In our latest episode, Carla's a bit upset that she's not the first to bring 90210 into the podcast, Paul again is confused by 'Schitt's Creek time', and we both are a bit upset about how Cafe Tropical is dragged by David and Patrick. Put on your best black 'dress' and little 'hat', and join us for our discussion of the final episode of season 3, Grad Night.
'It's not a front. That is a tea that Mr. Hockley makes out of a greenhouse on his farm. And now that I've said it out loud, I might have to double check.'
In our latest episode, Paul gets distracted by Fraggle Rock and Tommy Boy, Carla considers a D a failing grade, and we both how no ideas where/how the walthy store items. Grab a cup of 'tea', and join us for our discussion of the twelfth episode of season 3, Friends & Family!
'I'm going to ignore that passive aggression, and instead, lean in to the fact that we're both working professionals now, and Mama Oprah would be very proud of us.'
In our latest episode, Carla is aghast by Paul's indifference to lice, Paul took a Schitt's Creek quiz and thinks that anyone cares, and we both are kinda really into Stevie's place...mostly the vodka in the freezer though. Get those lice combs out of the freezer, have that genie on speed dial, and join us for our discussion of the eleventh episode of season 3, Stop Saying Lice!
'Listen now Ronnie, when you have a good hand, you close your cards real quick. And Ray, when you've got a bad hand, you start tapping your foot. And Johnny your right eyebrow kind of just pops up. And Roland...well, you know. I don't even know if you know the rules.'
In our latest episode, Paul tries to put the KPH/MPH conversation to bed, Carla wants to know just what community service has to do with passing your economics class, and we both talk about some characters we don't really like...but we know we're not supposed to. Grab some Kosher snacks, hide your memory cards, and join us for our discussion of the tenth episode of season 3, Sebastien Raine!!
'I've never liked a smile as much as I like yours. I've never felt as safe as I do when I'm with you. [crying] I've never known love, like I have when we're together. It's not been an easy road for me. But... knowing that you will always be there for me at the end of it, makes everything okay. Patrick Brewer, you are my happy ending.'
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In our latest episode, Pul takes barely any notes, Carla takes ALL THE NOTES, and we both focus on the greatest moments and disappointments of this final episode of the series. Hop on your penny-farthing, hold out hope for Gwen's return, and join us as we discuss the final episode of Schitt's Creek, Happy Ending!
Your Hosts' Final Top 10 Rankings:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S2, Ep. 13: Happy Anniversary 4. S6, Ep. 14: Happy Ending 5. S4, Ep. 6: Open Mic 6. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 7. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 8. S4, Ep. 9: The Olive Branch 9. S4, Ep 12: Singles Week 10. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P.
Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary 3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 4. S3, Ep. 12: Friends & Family 5. S3, Ep. 13: Grad Night 6. S6, Ep. 13: Start Spreading the News 7. S4, Ep. 13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose 8. S6, Ep. 6: The Wingman 9. S6, Ep. 14: Happy Ending 10. S5, Ep. 9: The M.V.P.
'You don't have to worry about me, Roland. If there is anyone at this fabulous little confab who know how to work a room of fragile egos, it's me. I once hosted the non-televised portion of the People Choice Awards.'
In our latest episode, Paul is still trying to wrap his head around this economics course that Alexis is taking, Carla can't pronounce RAMC, and we both spend a ton of time thanking listeners for correcting our many, many mistakes.Open a beer, dump it down the drain and pick up a sparkling White Russian as you join us for our discussion of the nineth episode of season 3, The Affair!
'I'm pretty sure this is not about me. "I was served by an intimidating woman at the front desk, with an unrecognizable accent, and scary-looking attire."'
In our latest episode, Carla recounts the time her dad pulled a 'Johnny' and built her a spaghetti bridge for physics class while she was asleep, Paul wonders if the engaged couple were all about the tennis photos, and we wonder just how often joints are forgotten about in motel rooms. Probably a lot. Lay out all of your clothes on a cot, grab a cold soda with your mittenless hands and join us for our discussion of the eighth episode of season 3, Motel Review!
'So as Jocelyn said, my name is Alexis, and yes, I did not finish high school. Um, it's this long, boring story involving a yacht, and a famous soccer player, and like... a ton of mushrooms. Anyway, I think it would be so great if we could just go around the room, and everyone could tell me like, five things about yourself.'
In our latest episode, Paul reveals that he actually grew up in Schitt's Creek and that the Pixar movie Cars may also take place in Schitt's Creek, Carla makes her distaste for both Adam Sandler and Jim Carey known, and the two don't quite know how getting your GED works but are pretty sure Alexis isn't doing it right. Put on your fungal cream, grab that box of cinnamon buns and join us for our discussion of the seventh episode of season 3, General Store!
'Here's the thing. These parties are not great. Last year it went until 3 am, And Twyla just wandered around kind of winking at everybody, until she realized she hadn't picked a murderer. And then the year before there were three murderers, and one of them actually robbed the cafe!'
In our latest episode, Carla calls Paul out for laughing at here at a driving range 20 years ago, Paul does real-time Googling (always the best part of any podcast) to find out if Rosa Parks actually was on Touched by an Angel, and the two completley forget how the college application process works but agree that you probably don't nee dto present the physical copy of your high school diploma. Grab your golf sticks and flapper desses and join us for our discussion of the sixth episode of season 3, Rooms by the Hour!