Explore every episode of the podcast Scared Gay!
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Weapons (2025) | 11 Nov 2025 | 01:53:32 | |
This week, the boys travel to Maybrook at 2:17 a.m. They confront the diva herself, Gladys. But beneath the horror, the bugged eyes, alcoholism there is one who reigns above the rest: Donna. Also, they can't decide between which guy is the hottest. So as Paul says, "Paris is lovely this time of year." Coming soon: Freddy vs. Jason (2003) --- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! | |||
| Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) | 28 Oct 2025 | 02:00:38 | |
The boys have very conflicting opinions here. One is nostalgic, one doesn't get it. But both agree on two things: 1. Danielle Harris is queen. 2. Where were Kelly's pants? Coming soon: Weapons (2025) --- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! | |||
| Sinners (2025) | 07 Jul 2025 | 02:23:34 | |
This week the boys discuss not one, but two fine ass Michael B. Jordans. That's right, SG dives right into Ryan Cooglers instant classic, "Sinners." From talking about the word "cooze" to somehow bringing it back to Momtok, you don't want to miss this discussion on a top tier film that literally has everything you could want. Coming Soon: The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014) --- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! | |||
| Fresh (2022) | 06 Apr 2022 | 01:06:49 | |
This week, the boys ASSess Hulu's 2022 film, Fresh! Is it a horror comedy? Is it horror? Is it time for them to stop all the ASSinine puns? You bet your ass it isn't. (IYKYK). But join the boys as they get into some pretty interesting discussions that somehow lead to millennial struggles, Gen Z, but(t) most importantly, how dating in general is a horror movie. | |||
| Minisode: X (2022) - Spoiler Free! | 30 Mar 2022 | 00:23:55 | |
...and just like that... we're back with our 2nd Spoiler-Free Minisode! The boys went to go see Ti West's newest work of art, "X," and just had to talk about it. Listen as they both express their approval of the film, talk about the word "bussy," and love on Queens Brittany Snow and Jenna Ortega! | |||
| Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986) feat. Nicolette Amarillas | 23 Mar 2022 | 01:22:15 | |
Welcome to our first guest, the amazing Nicolette Amarillas! A true crime enthusiast, she joins the boys to discuss the cult indie flick, "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer." It's loosely based on the real-life serial murders of that super fugly duo, Henry Lee Lucas and Ottis Toole. But like really loosely. Listen as they dive into the interesting backstory, confusing choices and share an intimate moment with us: Nicolette comes out as someone who doesn't like to watch movies released before 2006. Long story. She'll explain. | |||
| Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) | 09 Mar 2022 | 01:15:43 | |
The podcast which you’re about to hear is an account of a tragedy of a film that befell a couple of homosexuals. In particular, Paul, and his eccentric co-host, Pablo. While there are good moments, they wished they got the mad and macabre of the first one. Well, Pablo likes it. Also, why is Richter so hot? Dive into the anals (wait, is it annals?) of horror history, Netflix's "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" 2022. | |||
| Creep (2014) | 23 Feb 2022 | 01:11:03 | |
This week, the boys dive into their first found footage film on the pod: 2014's "Creep." Join them travel down the road of Craigslist hookups, cold sores, and people that are alarmingly nice. Mark Duplass' character is a total creep, you could say he's a weirdo, what the hell is he doing here? (IYKYK). But seriously, this movie is f*cking scary. | |||
| Interview with the Vampire (1994) | 09 Feb 2022 | 01:08:48 | |
If you've finished dry January, turn this episode into a drinking game - take a drink every time Pablo or Paul read Louis (Brad Pitt) to filth. Drink responsibly. | |||
| Scream (1996) | 26 Jan 2022 | 01:13:47 | |
"Don't f*ck with the original." After last week's recent review of the newest Scream, the boys are going back to 1996 to where it all started. Now, of course this movie is iconic, but the biggest thing we can all agree on... that wig is absolutely awful, Drew Barrymore. But we stan you. | |||
| Minisode: Scream (2022) - Spoiler-free! | 17 Jan 2022 | 00:14:43 | |
Surprise (Sidney)! This weekend the boys saw the newest installment of the Scream franchise. Who doesn't love some quickie anal...sis? We highly encourage everyone to check out Scream (2022), it'll definitely have you saying, "5-cream me, Daddy." Again, NO SPOILERS! Except for a "cameo" that has zero to do with the plot but is relevant to previous conversations here at Scared Gay. | |||
| Antlers (2021) | 12 Jan 2022 | 01:01:04 | |
This. Episode. Has. EVERYTHING: Felicity (or is it Keri Russell?), a tweaker Wendigo, and cultural appropriation (for good measure) all set in a town with a meth-driven economy. And no, we aren’t talking San Francisco’s SOMA district. It's Scott Cooper's "Antlers." | |||
| Psycho (1960) | 29 Dec 2021 | 01:20:39 | |
This week on Scared Gay, the boys discuss twinks, missile t*ts, and Mama's boys. No, not a Madonna concert, it’s Alfred Hitchcock’s 1960 horror classic, Psycho! | |||
| Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025) | 23 Jun 2025 | 01:40:13 | |
So. Like. The boys watched this. But had so much more fun talking about it. They talk about their love the Fear Street books, how great the original trilogy was, and like...how much they hated this one. But you'll have a lot of fun with this episode! Coming Soon: Sinners (2025) --- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! | |||
| Jennifer's Body (2009) | 15 Dec 2021 | 01:18:05 | |
This week the boys discuss the 2009 work of art, "Jennifer's Body." A movie about a succubus (succubi? succubus.), packed with emo songs, problematic-ish dialogue, and the Queen that is Megan Fox. Bonus: We also learn so much about Modesto. | |||
| Sinister (2012) | 01 Dec 2021 | 01:13:41 | |
Our first episode! We're tackling the 2012 film, Sinister. Listen as Pablo dives into this horrifying movie's themes, atmosphere, and performances. While Paul thirsts over Deputy So-and-So. | |||
| Meet your Hosts! | 30 Nov 2021 | 00:08:52 | |
Welcome to Scared Gay! A horror movie podcast...with a Gay Agenda. | |||
| Rosemary's Baby (1968) | 09 Jun 2025 | 02:03:15 | |
This week the boys went to Vidal Sasoon! Join Pablo and Paul as they discuss Pablo's latest addition to the family, and do their best Minnie Castevet impressions. This movie is a classic and we may have a new classic Scared Gay episode. Also, Guy Woodhouse is a f*cking d*ck. Coming Soon - Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025) --- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! | |||
| The Evil Dead (1981) | 21 Apr 2025 | 01:31:28 | |
This week the boys pile into an Oldsmobile, and head to a small little cabin in rural Tennessee! That's right, they're discussing the horror classic that launched one of the best franchises every. All they really have to say is...well, they have a lot to say, but mainly that Cheryl is messy AF and we can't get enough. --- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! | |||
| Ju-On: The Grudge (2002) | 01 Apr 2025 | 01:34:16 | |
Before we had the American one with kween Sarah Michelle Gellar, we had a truly scary, transformative ghost film. Japan's 2002 Ju-On: The Grudge. This week the boys travel to Japan to discuss this masterclass in "less is more." Between death rattles, strong performances, and general creepiness...what did you think? Coming Soon: The Evil Dead (1981) ---- | |||
| The Cabin in the Woods (2011) | 17 Mar 2025 | 01:51:38 | |
Tropes galore! And we are here for it. This week, the boys pack up their textbooks, pile into an RV and head to a controlled environment with a killer zombie family. That's right, they're tackling 2011's "The Cabin in the Woods." So much horror, so much humor, and the guys are so hot. Do the boys discuss more than how hot the guys are? Maybe? Is this a fun episode? Yes. Coming Soon: Ju-On: The Grudge (2002) ---- | |||
| Host (2020) | 03 Mar 2025 | 01:29:59 | |
Grab your drinks, a funny wig, and let's go back to the scariest time in history... Zoom Happy Hours during the Pandemic. Well. Sort of. This week the boys join a group of friends who decide it's a great idea to do a Seance on the internet. What could go wrong?? It's no secret the boys had a blast with this one, and hope you do do too. This is 2020's "Host"! Coming Soon: The Cabin in the Woods (2011) ---- | |||
| Drag Me to Hell (2009) | 17 Feb 2025 | 01:41:20 | |
This week the boys do not co-sign on the behavior of our main character, but are all about Sam Raimi's 2009 ode to B-Horror, "Drag Me to Hell" - the boys gab about it all, romani stereotpyes, Justin Long, and how lovingly unhinged Sylvia Ganush is. Enjoy! ---- | |||
| Little Shop of Horrors (1986) | 10 Feb 2025 | 01:33:57 | |
This week the boys strut their gay little asses down Skid Row! Join them as Pablo is slowly turning into a theater queen like Paul. They sing, they laugh, they cry. But mostly...they f*cking love our queen Audrey. Coming Soon: Drag Me to Hell ---- | |||
| Terrifier 3 (2024) | 24 Jan 2025 | 02:02:14 | |
Well it happened. The boys have changed their minds! Did they turn out to be fans of the franchise after all? Listen to find out in this finale of their Terrifier run! | |||
| Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) | 13 Oct 2025 | 01:12:36 | |
This week the boys head on over to the Silver Shamrock factory to get two questions answered. Who else has that song stuck in their head? And why the f**k does everyone have sexual history with Tom Atkins' character? Coming soon: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) --- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! | |||
| Terrifier 2 (2022) | 22 Jan 2025 | 01:43:00 | |
And the boys are back again with Art the Clown! Only this time...it's...not great? Or is it? There's a lot to like - but there's also just a lot in general. From wildly inappropriate halloween teen costumes, BRUTAL kills, and that f*cking sword. They have a lot to say. | |||
| Terrifier (2016) | 20 Jan 2025 | 01:48:55 | |
Season Four is here! To kick off a new year, we have a treat for you. It's shaped like a clown and is a true indie-darling. This week, the boys dive into the new classic that they might not agree on? But we do know that we can all agree: Art The Clown is terrifying. | |||
| Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) | 23 Dec 2024 | 01:27:18 | |
PUNISHMENT. IS. GOOD. But is this movie? This week the boys jingle their bells over to Utah to discuss Silent Night, Deadly Night. Does it have a hot AF killer? Yes. Does it try to make a statement about something deep then just give up? Also Yes. But regardless, you're gonna have some fun! | |||
| The Conjuring (2013) | 09 Dec 2024 | 01:51:49 | |
Gah damn are Patrick Wilson and that other Brad guy hot! This week, when not thirsting over two of the guys in this film, the boys tackle the James Wan haunted film classic, The Conjuring. Listen as the boys talk about all the good scares, how problematic the Warrens were, and talk sh*t on those ugly robes. | |||
| Thanksgiving (2023) | 25 Nov 2024 | 01:48:32 | |
F*ck you! F*ck your cousin! F*ck your second cousin! This week the boys graciously wrap up Eli Roth month with the new holiday classic, 2023's "Thanksgiving." And boy oh boy do they have a lot to say. Spoiler alert: a lot of it is good. Happy Thanksgiving! | |||
| Hostel: Part II (2007) | 13 Nov 2024 | 01:58:36 | |
Kicking off Eli Roth month, the boys travel to Slovakia to visit their favorite lodgings ever! Just kidding...maybe. But this week the boys dive into toxic masculinity & incels, gorgeous hot springs, and that f*cking intense scene. You know which one we're talking about. | |||
| Halloween II (1981) | 28 Oct 2024 | 01:43:05 | |
Happy Halloween! The boys sure had fun with this one. From talking about Pablo just being chaotic, to discussions on the whole brother/sister storyline, to Paul's love for how utterly unhinged Dr. Loomis is. What did you think of this synth-filled (potentially unnecessary?) sequel to a classic? | |||
| BONE-US: The Substance (2024) | 21 Oct 2024 | 00:46:25 | |
Surprise! With all the (deserved) hype about this Demi Moore classic, the boys couldn't help but do an episode. In this Bone-Us episode you'll still get all the usual behind the scenes facts, ratings, just a little more free flow with the plot, and shorter. Kind of like a tight but mildly sloppy bottom. | |||
| #ChadGetsTheAxe (2022) | 14 Oct 2024 | 01:47:14 | |
See us LIVE with Media Meltdown at the 4-Star Theatre in SF with Media Meltdown for a showing of Vamp (1986) | |||
| Hellraiser (2022) | 30 Sep 2024 | 01:53:07 | |
A recovering addict, a cenobite, and that guy from 13 Reasons Why walk into a bar... | |||
| Smile 2 (2024) | 29 Sep 2025 | 01:48:07 | |
Skye Riley. That's all. Coming soon: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) --- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! | |||
| Hellraiser (1987) | 16 Sep 2024 | 02:04:55 | |
This week the boys get their kink on with none other than Pinhead himself! That's right, they a great time discussing Clive Barker's SexXxy (?) classic, "Hellraiser." There's a fine line between pleasure and pain, but there's definitely no line between whether or not this episode is f*cking fun. | |||
| The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) | 02 Sep 2024 | 01:37:44 | |
The boys are divided y'all! This episode has quite the fun discussion on a film that has a great reputation, but is it deserved? Is it a masterpiece? Though there's one thing we can all agree on: Jane Doe is serving in the 2016 supernatural horror film, "The Autopsy of Jane Doe." Enjoy! | |||
| Scream 2 (1997) | 19 Aug 2024 | 02:01:45 | |
This week the boys are hanging out at the Omega Beta Zeta house to discuss the Kween of all sequels, "Scream 2"! Between random jokes about natural disasters, Randy's gross ass facial hair, and how hot Jerry O'Connell is...get ready for another "Scared Gay!" classic. | |||
| Coraline (2009) | 05 Aug 2024 | 01:36:55 | |
They boys have been doing some crazy movies lately, so let's make it a little more family friendly...but still keep it spooky! This week they cover 2009's Stop-Motion film, "Coraline." Between a snatched other mother, and some fabulous old ladies downstairs, the boys had a blast with this one. What did you think of Coraline?? | |||
| MaXXXine (2024) | 22 Jul 2024 | 01:58:41 | |
Fam. Wait until you hear Pablo’s “accent work.” This week the boys finish the X-Trilogy with this summer’s most anticipated release, “MaXXXine.” They had a blast with this film and we know you will too. Remember to not accept a life you do not deserve! | |||
| Climax (2018) | 08 Jul 2024 | 01:56:17 | |
**Literally all of the content warnings** - For this week's episode, the boys dance their way over to France for Gaspar Noe's "Climax." This movie has all the foreplay with an explosive ending that deserves all the discussions. Also, one of your hosts loves it and the other...does not. You don't want to miss this. Bonne écoute! | |||
| A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) | 24 Jun 2024 | 02:13:34 | |
Are you really a queer podcast if you don’t discuss this film? Jesus, the boys had a BLAST discussing what is regarded as one of the gayest horror films ever: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge. How people didn’t realize they were making a queer film, we will never know. But we do know that this movie is so much fun. | |||
| Psycho Beach Party (2000) feat. Buffy Gays | 04 Jun 2024 | 02:19:43 | |
Happy Pride! To kick off Pride Month, the boys are joined by Kyle & Zach of Buffy Gays to discuss the gay ole cult film: Psycho Beach Party! Grab your surfboards, alternate personalities, and enjoy one of the campiest films they’ve covered yet! | |||
| Misery (1990) feat. Two Cents Critic | 20 May 2024 | 02:24:52 | |
“THE CACK-A-DOOODIE CAHHH!” This week the boys are joined by Arthur of Two Cents Critic to discuss the 1990’s Misery! Starring none other than Kathy Bates AKA Mother. You don’t want to miss this discussion of the film (and a bit of the book). You could say this episode serves (James) Caan…t. | |||
| Pearl (2022) | 06 May 2024 | 01:49:33 | |
Listeners, YOU ARE A STAR! This week the boys kick it off with a fun discussion on drinking in the Castro before tackling the second installment of the “X” trilogy, “Pearl.” Listen as they dissect familial relationships, dreams, and how hot David Corenswet is. Coming Soon: Misery (1990) | |||
| Smile (2022) | 15 Sep 2025 | 01:50:29 | |
This week the boys dive into the massive hit, Smile! It's creepy, it's creative. And to top it all off...Kyle Garner. Coming soon: Smile (2024) --- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! | |||
| Planet Terror (2007) | 22 Apr 2024 | 01:37:20 | |
The boys are back with another Zombie flick! This one might have changed Paul’s stance on the subgenre. It also might be one of the cheesiest and delicious Zombie movies of them all. You can expect some Rose McGowan love, thirst over everyone, and appreciation for Fergie. | |||
| Fright Night (1985) feat. Horror Daddies | 08 Apr 2024 | 02:46:16 | |
Welcome to…Fright Night! This week the boys are joined by their bffs, Horror Daddies! Diving into this quite queer 80’s vampire flick, you can expect a lot of sh*t talk on Charlie, and just general thirst. | |||