Explore every episode of the podcast Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
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| Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska | 05 Nov 2025 | 00:12:40 | |
For the final episode of Seaon One, we present to you one of the original recordings of Alex's interview with Kingsley Montivelo. In this interview, Kingsley plants the seeds in Alex's mind that there is a grand conspiracy to undercover regarding the Ilkhatal's fight for freedom, the Demon War, and Heva's elite. CWs: References to imprisonment, torture, and death, manipulation Check out our website for episode extras. Song and Sound Credit Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram and on Bluesky | |||
| Episode 21 - Hundreds gather in Founder’s Square to protest the trial and the police's conduct on Siegfried's Day | 29 Oct 2025 | 00:07:59 | |
Margaret retires from the IFM and tells her commanding officer that the ILA is a broken organization CWs: Loss of a loved one, trauma, grief, references to police violence and mass death Check out our website for episode extras. Song and Sound Credit Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram and on Bluesky | |||
| Episode 12 - Honorable Lyle Byrdwin Urges Hevian President to Call in the Army to Deal with Ilkhatal Protesting Kingsley's Trial | 23 Jul 2025 | 00:11:39 | |
Alex meets with Devin, Margaret, and Caroline who believe Kingsley's trial is a smokescreen and catalyst for a racist conspiracy to start a third world war. While Alex wants to believe they're just being paranoid, they cannot help but wonder if maybe they're onto something. CWs: White people failing to understand colonialism, references to colonial violence, police brutality, and war Check out our website for episode extras. Song and Sound Credit Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram and on Bluesky | |||
| Episode 11 - Ilkhatal President Cathal Galloway calls Heva's Proposal to Close the Hevian-Killbraugha Border "A Grave Mistake that Will Exasperate Already High Tensions." | 03 Jun 2025 | 00:21:33 | |
Violence escalates further in Bearcaska as the Ilkhatal are resettled in their own district and the brutally militant separatist organization, the Ilkhatal Freedom Movement (IFM) reach out to Kingsley and his friends. CWs: colonial violence, forced resettlement, police violence and brutality, references to torture and assassinations, death by immolation, violent arrests Check out our website for episode extras. Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram and on Bluesky | |||
| Episode 10 - Abolitionists Margaret Leland and Senator Devin Tossier Refuse to Testify in Kingsley's Trial | 27 May 2025 | 00:06:20 | |
Devin writes a letter to his friend and fellow rebel, Caroline Galloway, begging her to help him counter Kingsley’s narrative published by the Ferdarian Gazette. Check out our website for episode extras. Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram and on Bluesky | |||
| Episode 9 - Opening Statements Read at Sebastian Wallace's Trial for War Crimes Committed While He Served on Kingsley's Cabinet | 21 May 2025 | 00:22:54 | |
Kingsley and his friends are determined to assassinate Bernadette "the Butcher" Griffin before she steps one foot in Bearcaska. CWs: Torture, death, police brutality and violence, caring for injuries caused by police brutality, hanging, racism, colonialism, use of fictional slurs, colonial violence, assassination, animal death Check out our website for episode extras. Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram and on Bluesky | |||
| Episode 8 - General Bernadette "the Butcher" Griffin's Tombstone Vandalized Three Days Before 20th Anniversary of her Death | 13 May 2025 | 00:08:40 | |
Alex writes a scathing retrospective on Bernadette “the Butcher” Griffin, the poster child of Hevian colonialism. Content Warnings: References to colonial violence, colonialism, torture, death, war, imperialism and empire building Check out our website for episode extras. Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram and on Bluesky | |||
| Episode 7 - Prosecution Introduces List of War Crimes Committed by the Montivelo Administration during the Second Shadow War | 06 May 2025 | 00:22:46 | |
Kingsley and his friends argue - and end friendships - over how to resist the Hevian colonial empire. Check out our website for episode extras. Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram and on Bluesky | |||
| Episode 6 - Prosecution Experiences a Flurry of Death Threats Amidst an Increased Number of Reported Demon Sightings | 08 Apr 2025 | 00:09:30 | |
Frustrated that their access to Kingsley has been denied because of concerns over Kingsley’s safety, Alex visits a local bar and seeks comfort and support from a friend. CWs: Reference to a bombing and mass death Check out our website for episode extras. Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram Support the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-Fi | |||
| Episode 5 - Prosecutor's Office Bombed! Kingsley's Trial Postponed for Three Weeks | 02 Apr 2025 | 00:23:07 | |
Kingsley and his friends in the ILA plant bombs in the sewers and have to make a quick escape before they are caught by the patrolling police. Check out our website for episode extras. Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram Support the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-Fi | |||
| Episode 4 - Kingsley’s Trial Interrupted by Protestors Reading the Names of Ilkhatal Murdered by Hevian Soldiers and Police | 25 Mar 2025 | 00:25:41 | |
After witnessing the murder of an innocent Ilkhatal, Kingsley joins the separatist organization the Ilkhatal Liberation Army (ILA). Content warnings for this episode include police brutality. Check out our website for episode extras. Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram Support the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-Fi | |||
| Episode 3 - "Claiming Martyrdom Does Not Justify War Crimes," States Prosecution in Kingsley's Trial | 18 Mar 2025 | 00:07:00 | |
A pamphlet honoring the dead of the Battle of Trippé and promising revolutionary violence is published on the battle's 19th year anniversary. Content warnings for this episode include: mass death,colonial violence, war, physical maiming and disfigurement, extreme loss, and racism. Check out our website for episode extras. Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram Support the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-Fi | |||
| Episode 20 - Lead Prosecutor in Kingsley's Trial Takes Own Life. Trial Put on Hold | 22 Oct 2025 | 00:15:17 | |
After watching his friends die in front of him, Kingsley makes a very questionable deal with an incredibly untrustworthy person. CWs: colonial violence, references to mass death, trauma, panic attack, grief, loss of loved ones, suggested substance usage, minimization of grief, references to suicide Check out our website for episode extras. Song and Sound Credit Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram and on Bluesky | |||
| Episode 2 - Opening Statements Read at Kingsley Trial | 18 Mar 2025 | 00:16:43 | |
In the first chapter in his memoir, Kingsley Montivelo listens to his cousin call for Ilkhatal liberation and experiences both national pride and extreme police brutality. Content warnings for this episode include: police brutality and violence, racism, fictional racial slurs, and murder. Check out our website for episode extras. Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram Support the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-Fi | |||
| Episode 1 - Kingsley Montivelo, Former President of Heva, Charged With War Crimes | 18 Mar 2025 | 00:13:58 | |
Alexander Phillips, traumatized reporter for the Ferdarian Gazette, is editing the memoir of a potential war criminal. Better than facing their demons, rights? Content warnings for this episode include references to self-harm, suicidal thoughts, torture, and war. Check out our website for episode extras. Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram Support the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-Fi | |||
| Special Announcement from Nazima Page, Editor-in-Chief | 30 Sep 2024 | 00:01:58 | |
Special Announcement: Say I Slew Them Not has been delayed until March 18, 2025. Join me on March 18, 2025 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not. Check out my website: www.theferdariangazette.com | |||
| BTS: Noir Tropes in Say I Slew Them Not | 25 Sep 2024 | 00:02:12 | |
Common noir tropes you'll find in my queer adult fantasy podcast: Say I Slew Them Not. Join me on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not. Check out my website: www.theferdariangazette.com | |||
| BTS: Fantasy Tropes in Say I Slew Them Not | 18 Sep 2024 | 00:01:52 | |
Some common fantasy tropes you'll find in my queer fantasy adult noir podcast: Say I Slew Them Not. Join me on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not. Check out my website: www.theferdariangazette.com | |||
| BTS: What is Fantasy Noir | 11 Sep 2024 | 00:01:57 | |
My definition of fantasy noir. Join me on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not. Check out my website: www.theferdariangazette.com | |||
| BTS: What Does Gender Mean to a Crocodile Person? | 04 Sep 2024 | 00:02:01 | |
A preview into how my crocodile characters understand and express gender. Join me on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not. Check out my website: www.theferdariangazette.com | |||
| BTS: Writing an Aro-Ace Podcast Featurette | 28 Aug 2024 | 00:02:01 | |
A behind the scenes look at what it means to write an aro-ace podcast Join me on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not. Check out my website: www.theferdariangazette.com | |||
| BTS: How Queer is Say I Slew Them Not Featurette | 21 Aug 2024 | 00:01:43 | |
A BTS look at just how queer is my queer adult fantasy noir podcast Say I Slew Them Not? Join me on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not. Check out my website: www.theferdariangazette.com | |||
| BTS: Being an Aro-Ace Agender Writer Featurette | 14 Aug 2024 | 00:03:12 | |
A BTS look at how my gender and sexual identity influenced the creation of my queer adult fantasy noir: Say I Slew Them Not Join me on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not. Check out my website: www.theferdariangazette.com | |||
| Episode 19 - Hevian Police Department Illegally Sold the Bodies of the Victims of Siegfried's Day to the Black Market | 09 Oct 2025 | 00:14:23 | |
After finding out that Sebastian Wallace has spent the last 47 years wearing cufflinks made from the horns of Kingsley's cousin, Alex takes a small break and goes on a trip with Devin, Margaret, and Caroline. During the trip, Alex ruminates on what it means to survive in a world determined to kill you and your friends. CW: White people struggling to understand colonialism, mass death, selling body parts, colonial violence, police brutality and violence, alcoholism, ceremony to honor victims of police violence, loss of bodily autonomy, inability to claim body of loved ones, loss of loved ones, trauma Check out our website for episode extras. Song and Sound Credit Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram and on Bluesky | |||
| Meet the MC Alexander Phillips Featurette | 12 Jun 2024 | 00:02:34 | |
Meet Alexander Phillips the traumatized journalist with too many axes to grind when it comes to Kingsley. Then join us on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not. | |||
| Meet the MC Kingsley Montivelo Featurette | 29 May 2024 | 00:02:44 | |
Meet Kingsley Montivelo, an anthro croc-deer hybrid being tried for war crimes he definitely committed. Then join us on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not. | |||
| Welcome To The World Of Telamacre Featurette | 15 May 2024 | 00:02:45 | |
Welcome to the world of Telamacre, the setting of my adult fantasy noir podcast Say I Slew Them Not. Listen to the featurette and learn a few basic facts about the fantasy world my anthro crocodile deer hybrid people call home. Then listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not on September 28th, 2024. | |||
| Teaser Trailer - What? He's Done Worse | 06 May 2024 | 00:00:27 | |
Kingsley has done a number of terrible things in his life. Manipulating a traumatized journalist whose wife Kingsley once tortured into publishing classified documents is near the bottom of the list. Learn more about Kingsley's horrible crimes by listening to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not on September 28th, 2024. | |||
| Teaser Trailer - I Want the Truth! | 13 Mar 2024 | 00:00:44 | |
As a reporter, Alex's number one job is to report the "truth" but what happens when the truth is fickle? Find out by listening to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not on September 28th, 2024. Music was created by Grand_Project | |||
| Teaser Trailer - I Love Who He Used To Be | 14 Feb 2024 | 00:00:52 | |
Devin and Kingsley have been friends through thick and thin, but when the revolution requires Kingsley to make unforgivable decisions, Devin questions their friendship and his own role in Kingsley's revolution. Music by Natureseye | |||
| Teaser Trailer - No Justice | 28 Dec 2023 | 00:01:07 | |
Listen to the new teaser trailer for Say I Slew Them Not an adult fantasy noir podcast about Kingsley Montivelo, a queer anthropomorphic crocodile desperate to throw blame for his war crimes on everyone around him. If he's going to hang, he's not going to hang alone. song credit: | |||
| Teaser Trailer - People Are Terrified | 28 Sep 2023 | 00:00:56 | |
A teaser trailer for the upcoming adult, fantasy noir podcast: Say I Slew Them Not. Kingsley, an anthropomorphic crocodile being tried for war crimes he definitely committed, must manipulate Alex, a traumatized journalist whose wife Kingsley once tortured, into saving his life by publishing classified documents that will implicate the rich and powerful in their own war crimes. What? He’s done worse song credit: Edge of Darkness Music by Leigh Robinson from Pixabay Dark night by Daniel Hourtoulle from Pixabay | |||
| Episode 18 - Bombings Damage Shairley Prison and Defense's Office | 02 Oct 2025 | 00:22:39 | |
After barely surviving Siegfried's Day, Kingsley has to accept what it means to be a survivor and decide if he wants to keep fighting for his people's liberation. CW: Colonial violence, police violence and brutality, trauma, grief, treating an injury caused by police violence, loss, references to mass death, disfigurement, loss of loved ones Check out our website for episode extras. Song and Sound Credit Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram and on Bluesky Support the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI | |||
| Episode 17 - Bearcaska Police Re-Open Investigation into Officer's Conduct During Siegfried's Day and Determine Their Officers Acted Appropriately | 24 Sep 2025 | 00:21:47 | |
Kingsley and his friends instigate a colony wide protest on Election day, protesting that Ilkhatal don't have the right to vote. When the police are called to handle the disturbance, events turn tragic. CWs: Police violence and brutality, colonial violence, mass death, witnessing mass death, treating an injury caused by police violence, trauma, loss of loved ones Check out our website for episode extras. Song and Sound Credit Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram and on Bluesky Support the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI
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| Episode 16 - Senator Tossier: "People Always Ask Why Are You Ilkhatal So Violent. No One Ever Asks Why is the State Violent?" | 27 Aug 2025 | 00:28:29 | |
An original recording of the interview between Alexander Phillips and former ILA member, Senator Devin Tossier. They discuss Devin's experience in the ILA, Kingsley's trial, and abolishing the prison system. CWs: colonial violence, police brutality and violence, mass death, torture, being in prison, solitary confinement, trauma Check out our website for episode extras. Song and Sound Credit Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram and on Bluesky | |||
| Episode 15 - President Cathal Galloway: "I'm Far More Interested in the Future Than Any Past Horrors Kingsley's Trial will Resurrect.” | 20 Aug 2025 | 00:10:21 | |
Kingsley attends Ernest’s and Asia’s wedding and muses on how elusive the future feels. Check out our website for episode extras. Song and Sound Credit Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram and on Bluesky | |||
| Episode 14 - Heva Will Not Celebrate the 46th Anniversary of Siegfried’s Day. Killbraugha will Celebrate as Planned | 06 Aug 2025 | 00:07:46 | |
The Ferdarian Gazette's very own founder, Quentin Jacobi, risks life, limb, and reputation interviewing Kingsley and his friends. Check out our website for episode extras. Song and Sound Credit Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram and on Bluesky | |||
| Episode 13 - Prosecution Submits Evidence of Kingsley's Administration Mistreating Prisoners of War, including Feeding POWs to the Demon Death Squads | 30 Jul 2025 | 00:15:13 | |
Kingsley and his friends race to prevent their friends, Devin, Ernest, and Sean, from being executed. CW: Police brutality and violence, a gunfight, death, references to torture, caring wounds caused by police violence Check out our website for episode extras. Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram and on Bluesky | |||