Good day folks,

In which country do you think people would willingly wait 60 minutes on a support hotline—and then dial in again the moment they get kicked out? That's right: our beloved Germany. In today’s episode, Kelvin and I dive into the mysteries of German customer service—from mobile providers to government offices and everything in between.

So as usual, lean back and enjoy todays show.

Cheers,

Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

No topic makes German citizens as angry as the fee for public TV and radio. Even if you don't own a TV or radio, you still have to pay. Kelvin and I will look into some myths about what happens if you don't pay, and we might also wander into other subjects like the Trump coin.

So, sit back and enjoy today's episode!

Cheers,

Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

in todays Special Kelvin and I are going to Hamburg by two different verhicles. Kelvin is taking the train while i driving my car. Who is going to arrive first? That's the question we are going to answer for you guys today. Also we need to fulfill some challenges along the way to make this travel even more inconvenient. So lean back and stay tuned. 

Cheers,

Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

today Kelvin and I are discussing do's and dont's in Germany you are might not aware of. How much should a house warming gift cost or how much tip are you suppose to give in a restaurant? These and many more questions are answered today paired up with funny stories from our side.

Please lean back and enjoy guys.

Happy to be back from the long break.

Cheers,

Kelvin and Sascha

Cheers guyz,

2025 started and Kelvin and I got sick so we were not able to record a new episode yet. We apologize for that but we still love you guyz :D and need to ask you for a little bit more patience. 

Kelvin will return on the 7th of February so we are going to post our new episode on the 10th of February. The topic is going to be "Etiquette in Germany".

Until then we wish you relaxed 2 weeks.

See you soon,
Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

It's hard to believe a year has already passed, but what a fantastic year it has been with all of you! Kelvin and I are excited to bring you this Sauerkraut Dumpling Special, where we'll be reflecting on our journey so far. Each of us will share our best, worst, and most surprising episodes of 2024.

Expect new insights on food and transportation, along with plenty of funny stories. We've also recently launched our YouTube channel, which you can find at https://www.youtube.com/@sauerkrautdumpling. Currently, it's audio-only, but stay tuned for video content coming in 2025.

So sit back, relax, and join us as we dive into our adventures from 2024.

Kelvin and Sascha

Azores video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNRc0B9p6yw
Deutsche Bahn satire video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTDtoVql4hc

Hello folks,

no usual episode this week. Instead Kelvin and I are working on a Sauerkrautdumpling Special. We will present to you a best of Sauerkrautdumpling 2024 and also inform you about some upcoming projects we have in mind. 

Stay tuned for what is going to come.

Cheers,
Kelvin and Sascha

Hello folks,

on todays episode Kelvin and i will talk about our typical life here in germany during autumn. Good suggestion of what you can do during this seasons are mixed with our typical funny stories. So as usual please lean back and enjoy the show. 

Cheers,
Kelvin and Sascha

The link to "Bei Anruf Bohlen":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHl8qnYFoEA&t=41s

Hey everyone! It's been a while—apologies for the radio silence. Kelvin and I have been incredibly busy these past two and a half months, but we promise to make it up to you! We're excited to announce that better equipment and video podcasting are on the way. In the meantime, enjoy our latest episode, where we dive into our trip to China, complete with some hilarious stories. You won't want to miss it!

Cheers,
Kelvin and Sascha

As promised here are the links:
Maps: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/%E9%AB%98%E5%BE%B7%E5%9C%B0%E5%9B%BE-%E9%AB%98%E5%BE%B7%E6%89%93%E8%BD%A6-%E5%AF%BC%E8%88%AA%E5%85%AC%E4%BA%A4%E5%9C%B0%E9%93%81%E5%87%BA%E8%A1%8C/id461703208

VPN: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/letsvpn/id1481327306?mt=12

Esim: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/airalo-esim-travel-internet/id1475911720

Hi folks,

In today’s episode, Kelvin and I are discussing safety in Germany. Is it safe to walk alone at night in cities or villages? Are there any wild animals you should watch out for? And how safe (or unsafe) is it to socialize with strangers? We’ll be covering all these topics in a lighthearted, entertaining way.

As promised, don't forget to check out this documentary on cyberbullying in Germany: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeIjvCSuO0U

Cheers guys,
Kelvin and Sascha

Hi everyone,

in todays episode Kelvin and i dive into the world of "he/she/it ein S muss mit" or "der/die/das". We're discussing the education system in Germany, sharing insights into the different types of schools, and sprinkling in some humor with funny stories about school toilets and quirky teachers. We also offer tips on universities and student finances. 

So sit back, relax, and enjoy today’s episode!

Cheers,
Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

in today’s episode, Kelvin and I are diving into Germany’s lively party scene. Join us as we explore iconic German drinks and the country’s most renowned party hotspots. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!

Cheers,
Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

Ah, the iconic Karens – cherished protagonists of suburban legends everywhere! Fear not, brave soul venturing into Germany; for here, Karens roamed the wild terrains long before anyone thought to invent the name. Join Kelvin and I as we recount our legendary Karen tales from the frontlines of both work and personal life, all served with an extra helping of humor – because facing a Karen without laughter would be like a barbecue without potato salad!

Please lean back and enjoy todays episode.

Cheers,

Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

in today's episode, Kelvin and I are sharing our experiences during the COVID-19 pandemic here in Germany. We'll be discussing trends such as growing out your hair and renovating your home, and we'll also touch on unique German phenomena like the Querdenker demonstrations. So sit back, relax, and enjoy our amusing stories.

Cheers,
Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

As you might have noticed, Kelvin and I have switched back to a biweekly schedule for now. This may change again in the future, but for the time being, you’ll only get to enjoy our content every two weeks. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

This week, we’re diving into the world of fashion in Germany. From Birkenstocks with socks to Dirndls, Kelvin and I will be discussing stereotypical fashion trends and sharing some funny encounters from our lives.

So, sit back, relax, and enjoy today’s episode.

Cheers, Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

even so Kelvin and I are having an unmeasurable profit out of this podcast, we are still working in a normal office job. In this episdoe we share some of our funny encounters and enlighten you how a german office routine looks like in real life. Lean back, have fun and stay german.

Yours,
Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

in this episode Kelvin and I are talking about the most important and dearest hobby of germans called "bureaucracy". Difficult word :D. For any reason "Made in Germany" seems to have a high value abroad and is considered a modern country. But briefly spoken, Germany is in fact a country of paper and administration with poor mobile phone connection. Please follow us on our stories to this topic, lean back and enjoy todays episode.

KR
Kelvin and Sascha

Hi everyone,

Today, things are getting romantic. Kelvin and I will share our dating histories and reveal tips on finding your perfect match in Germany. Spoiler alert: it's not easy!

Sit back, relax, and enjoy.

Yours,
The Sauerkraut Dumpling Team

Hi everyone,

It’s party time! Get ready for funky music, crazy costumes, and plenty of German beer. Today’s episode is all about the Eurovision Song Contest. Kelvin discovers this unique competition for the first time, and we both share some hilarious stories.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

Cheers,
The Sauerkraut Dumpling Team

Hi folks,

and welcome back to "Sauerkraut Dumpling," where language and laughter collide in a celebration of all things German! In today's episode, hosts Kelvin and Sascha unravel the delightful tapestry of unique German sayings that add flavor to everyday conversations.

From the whimsical "Es geht um die Wurst" (It's all about the sausage) to the thought-provoking "Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei" (Everything has an end, only the sausage has two), Kelvin and Sascha explore the colorful world of German idioms with wit and wisdom.

Enjoy guys and cheers.

Hi folks

and welcome to "Sauerkraut Dumpling," the podcast where cultural collisions meet comedic camaraderie. In today's episode, hosts Kelvin and Sascha dish out hilarious anecdotes and insightful musings on the art of making friends in Germany.

Join them as they navigate the intricacies of forging friendships in a new environment, sharing side-splitting stories and perhaps some unconventional methods, like the adventures of using Bumble BFF. From language barriers to cultural nuances, Kelvin and Sascha leave no stone unturned in their quest for connection.

Please enjoy the show.

Cheers guys.

Guten Tag, language enthusiasts! 

In this episode of Sauerkraut Dumpling, Kelvin and Sascha tackle the fascinating intersection of English and German language in Deutschland.

Ever received a letter in Germany filled with perplexing German words and nary an English translation in sight? Fear not, for Kelvin and Sascha share their own comical encounters with these linguistic puzzles and offer sage advice on navigating the German language labyrinth.

Whether you're a language learner, an expat navigating the German landscape, or simply curious about the quirks of language in everyday life, this episode of Sauerkraut Dumpling promises to entertain and enlighten. Join us for a linguistic journey through the heart of Deutschland! Bis bald! 

Hi folks,

in todays episdoe Kelvin and Sascha are diving headfirst into the wacky world of celebrations and festivals! Our dynamic duo takes you on a whirlwind tour of some of Germany's most iconic festivities, from the legendary Münchener Oktoberfest to the charmingly quaint Vatertags gehen.

But wait, there's more! Discover hidden gems like the Bad Dürkheim Weinfest and the whimsical Liebensmäien festival as our hosts uncover the quirky side of German culture.

So, whether you're a seasoned festival-goer or just looking for a good laugh, tune in to Sauerkraut Dumpling and get ready for a celebration of epic proportions! Prost! 

Yours,
Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

Germany may not have 7-Eleven or Erewhon, but we've got Aldi and many other supermarkets you have to check out! In this episode, Kelvin and I are excited to share tips on which German supermarkets are must-sees and some that might make your wallet cry. Plus, we're throwing in a few stories from our own shopping adventures to keep things entertaining. 

As usual lean back and enjoy todays episode.

Cheers,

Kelvin and Sascha

Hey everyone!

after a long COVID and flu-filled Easter break for us  Kelvin and I are back fitter than ever.

To make up for our extended hiatus, we're serving up a beefier game segment than usual. It's a battle royale between Kelvin and me, so place your bets and get ready for some serious showdowns!

Now, onto the main course: German cuisine! We're diving into the delicious depths of Deutschland to uncover some hidden culinary gems you probably didn't even know existed. Get ready for a mouthwatering journey through sauerkraut secrets and schnitzel surprises.

So sit back, relax, and let the taste buds take a trip. It's gonna be a tasty ride!

Bon appétit,
Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

on this episode Kelvin and I are talking about pleasant and unpleasant experiences with the medical system here in Germany. Unfortunately we ran in some sound issues. We promise in future to do better. 

Please lay back and enjoy while listening to us :)

See you next time
Kelvin and Sascha

In this hilarious episode of "Sascha and Kelvin's Comedy Commute," our dynamic duo delves into the wacky world of transportation in Germany. As they embark on their daily journey through traffic jams and train delays, Sascha and Kelvin can't help but share their thoughts on the quirks and challenges of getting around in their homeland.

From the infamous Autobahn to the perplexing intricacies of public transportation schedules, Sascha and Kelvin leave no stone unturned as they dissect the highs and lows of commuting in Germany. With their trademark blend of wit and charm, they regale listeners with anecdotes about missed connections, unexpected detours, and the eternal struggle of finding a parking spot in the city.

But it's not all doom and gloom! Along the way, Sascha and Kelvin discover the silver lining in their transportation woes, uncovering hidden gems of humor amidst the chaos of rush hour traffic and overcrowded trains. Whether they're debating the merits of biking versus taking the bus or sharing survival tips for navigating construction zones, these two comedic geniuses prove that laughter truly is the best way to beat the commute blues.

So buckle up and tune in as Sascha and Kelvin take you on a wild ride through the wild world of German transportation. You'll laugh, you'll groan, and you might just reconsider your own commute woes after hearing theirs!

Get ready to lace up your cleats and grab your gi because on this episode of AttackOnGerman, Kelvin and Sascha are diving into the wild world of hobbies in Germany!

Join us as we explore the cultural phenomenon of football (or soccer, for our American friends) and Vereine – those ubiquitous clubs that seem to be on every corner. From the passionate fans to the heated rivalries, we'll unpack what makes the beautiful game such an integral part of German life.

But wait, there's more! We'll also give you a peek into our own personal hobbies. Kelvin takes us on a thrilling ride through the streets with his skateboard, while Sascha grapples with the finer points of Luta Livre, a Brazilian martial art. Trust us, you won't want to miss Sascha's tales of takedowns and Kelvin's adventures in kickflips.

So whether you're a die-hard Fußball fan or just looking for some inspiration for your next leisure activity, this episode has something for everyone. Tune in and let Kelvin and Sascha be your guides to the fascinating world of German hobbies – it's bound to be a kick!

Hi folks,

Kelvin has done it again. He constantly insists that Chinese snacks are superior to German ones, and I can't take it anymore. So, I've challenged him to an epic Snack Battle Royale. We will finally determine which country reigns supreme in the snack department. And, of course, you'll hear plenty of humorous stories from two amusing friends. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy today's show!

Cheers,

Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

Kelvin and I recently explored some fascinating food items that are unique to Germany. Today, we're diving deeper into which of these foods, along with others, we actually enjoy in our daily lives. Get ready for some culinary surprises, including "Hawaii Toast" and "Fleischsalat." 

As always, sit back, relax, and enjoy today's episode!

Cheers,

Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

following our exploration of transportation in Germany, Kelvin and I are diving into a subject cherished by Germans: their cars. We’ll dispel the widespread myth surrounding the country's famed autobahns—specifically, the idea that they are entirely without speed limits—and we’ll share insights on driving etiquette. As always, our discussion is sprinkled with amusing anecdotes from our adventures.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy today's episode.

Cheers,

Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

it's time again to talk about the topic of the topics. Dating in Germany. On our last episode we were missing out on a lot of aspects so we decided to give it a second try. In case audio is not enough we also published our first youtube-video. Feel free to give it try. And with that, stay German :).

Cheers,

Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

from Monday to Friday, you put in hard work, eagerly anticipating the weekend's arrival for some much-needed relaxation. But have you ever considered if Sundays in Germany come with their own set of rules? In today's episode, Kelvin and Sascha delve into exactly that topic. What activities are allowed on Sundays, and which ones are off-limits? You might be surprised to discover that you've unintentionally broken the law! 

As usual please lean back and enjoy todays episode.

Cheers,

Kelvin and Sascha

Hi folks,

another monday another episode :). Today Kelvin and I are talking about the second most precious think on earth next to love. We are talking about money in germany. What is the general income? Do you need to exchange cash or is your card sufficient? And how should you react if someone ask you about your salary in germany? All these questions are going to be answered in todays episode. 

So as usual, lean back and enjoy todays show.

Cheers,

Kelvin and Sascha