The Latchkeys dig further into the mysteries of Deep Lake and discover a cursed arcade game! Xxaagreus is linked to the disappearances of five teenagers in 1985 and the machine disappeared but it has resurfaced at a local arcade and game store. It seems familiar but the only way to learn about the game is to play it... Caleb as Shane Oaks Bridget as Claire Morin. Aka stickypawz Fae as Cybelle Smith

The Muse Squad heads into the realm of Dungeon Synth and must recruit as many apprentices as possible! Each apprentice represents one of the many sub-genres of Dungeon Synth and there are 50 of them. The Coalition and Federation of Magic also vie for the recruits. Tom as Steve the Grackle Tooth Mercenary Chris as Cranberry Bog Hexer, Human Ocean Wizard David as 44, a Maxi Man tattoo warrior

The quarry of the agents waits on top of a mountain, waiting for a delivery of explosives. The agents must transport the explosives through a treacherous pass in order to get close enough to capture the psyker. But even if they get close to her, can they capture her? Vee as Rabbit, voidborn guard savant, – Check out Queen’s Court Games Noah as Khurt Neksilp, imperial guard – Listen to Thinking Too Hard About Anime Thad as The Harrow, voidborn mystic psyker Kara as Lim the null hiveborn blank zealot

Check out the full art for the Accelerator cultists by clicking this link! Chaos reigns at Cointract Island! Felicia, Indy, and Aava deal with rampaging genetically engineered creatures and bizarre masked cultists, while trying to make a buck. They find Claire, an undercover reporter who promises them a big payday if they help her retrieve her hidden satellite phone, which should be able to contact the outside world. But they'll have to make it to the resort, which seems to be quite far from the greeting hub. Can they survive the clever packs of roaming predatory monsters? Bridget as Felicia, cat girl bartender Lydia as Aava Amaranth, cyborg hacker Fae as ‘Emily);Drop Table;– (AKA Indy), a scrappy scavenger  

A crime scene technician attacks his coworkers for seemingly no reason during a murder investigation. Two brothers, each attuned to the supernatural, are called in to find out what's going. They know that the evil is centered in the badlands, a place on the outskirts of the city. It is the home of the Death Stratum, a mysterious and murderous entity. Can the brothers stop the monster before it's too late? If you want to read the full description of the Death Stratum, sign up for my newsletter and get it as a FREE PDF! Tom as Hugh Vogel, the Monstrous Baz as Colin Johnson, the Spell-Slinger

The crypto enclave Cointract Island is offline. A powerful storm knocked out all communications with the outside world but it's been silent a bit too long. The first boat back to the island is loaded with mercenaries, lawyers, and a trio of unlikely heroes. They all seek their fortune on the island but first they have to figure out what happened without getting eaten by a genetically engineered creature... Bridget as Felicia, cat girl bartender Lydia as Aava Amaranth, cyborg hacker Fae as ‘Emily);Drop Table;– (AKA Indy), a scrappy scavenger

The Pit Stops continue their adventures! They need to rescue a scientist from the clutches of the bad guys, because this scientist knows the secrets of the goop! Can our heroes find her before it's too late? Ross as Cindy Barr, raccoon with a rocket launcher Thad as Fourty Four, Maine coon cat Chris as Bogart/Druid, cockroach David as Sitarra, lion from a professional magician Tom as the GM

Cointract Island has gone radio silent since a powerful storm passed over. Who would be on the first boat back to the island? In this session, Bridget, Fae, Lydia, and I find out who the main protagonists of the campaign are going to be and what they're after. We go through Fate's group character creation system but that's not all we discuss in this episode. We go over details of the campaign setting and brainstorm some ideas for creatures, both regular and unique boss monsters. If you want to see maps and some of the monsters on Cointract Island, check out the RPPR Patreon, where we've been previewing some of the content! Bridget as Felicia, cat girl bartender Lydia as Aava Amaranth, cyborg hacker Fae as ‘Emily);Drop Table;-- (AKA Indy), a scrappy scavenger  

Valentino was a prestigious boarding school before the Crash and now it's an enclave populated primarily by former students and faculty. Taker groups are based in the school club rooms and named after their groups. The Chess Club is one such Taker group and they've gotten a contract for a closure job. A famous author with potentially a lost manuscript, located inside a major city. The Chess Club looks for both but entering a city is still a major risk... Patrick as the GM Ross as Bishop, Black Math believer Caleb as Knight, a self-styled chivalrous warrior Aaron as Queen, a roach Chris as Rook, a Latent

View the full map and description of Cointract Island! Cointract Island is a paradise for blockchain tech entrepreneurs and investors. Founded by Cointract DAO (Decentralized Autonomous Organization), a biotech company, Cointract Island allows for unlimited biotech research and development. Thousands of people live and work on the island, thriving in an environment unrestricted by regulations. Genetically engineered creatures serve the island's citizens, controlled by cybernetic implants that run crypto software. Buy the right NFT and you can command your own creature! Three residents, a software developer, a scientist, and an executive assistant are living their best lives, surrounded by countless monsters who serve at their beck and call. They're looking forward to tonight's party at the island's only night club. Join them as they experience a Night on Cointract Island. Bridget as Samantha “Sammy” Carlson, executive assistant Lydia as Dr. Hypatia Sunstruck, a lab scientist Fae as Septus Lawson, Cointract DAO Programmer This is a prequel adventure to our upcoming action horror campaign, Cointract Island. I've been previewing artwork and content of this campaign on the RPPR Patreon. Join now to see what else is in store for the campaign.  We'll post episode zero of the main campaign next so you can meet the main player characters of the campaign. These PCs are definitely NOT the heroes of the campaign.  

A whistle blower in a mysterious corporation called Modular Synergy warned a Hong Kong citizen group about Temporal Energy Angular Reflector (TEAR). The corporation wishes to conduct tests but the second lead scientist, Dr. Deng Zhelan, has gone on a bender in Macao. Players need to find out what he knows and get his key card. The machine is somewhere in Kowloon Walled City and only a team of FIST mercenaries can find and disable the machine before it destroys Hong Kong! David as Bendy Baz as Applebee's Chris as Rush

All journeys end. The Delvers have reached Terminus Station, at the bottom of the Heart. Their adversary, Xarodoth, unleashes its plan and only a few dare to stand against it. Can a hunter of beasts, an imaginary person, a drow linked to the Heart, and a knight of scrap and will, defeat the immortal being? Don't forget to back Ludonarrative Dissidents Season 2 Kickstarter! Aaron as Garanhon Pearce, a Vermissian knight Tom as Rakk, a gnoll cleaver Thad as Outis Phyz human junk mage David as Valanthe drow witch Thank you for listening to the campaign! Cointract Island begins soon!

Dr. Zack Garland, a retired biologist, formerly of March Technologies, has been secretly buying human remains on the black market. He lives alone in a farmhouse, where he's built a large metal building next to his home. Given these facts, Delta Green sends a team of three agents to find out what he's doing and if he is working with anyone else. Thad as Donovan Eckles, Biologist Rob Stith (listen to the Orpheus Protocol now!) as Grant Allbee, Federal Agent Caleb as Paxton Millner, ATF explosives specialist Listen to a previous run of this scenario played by RPPR patrons on our streaming Youtube channel. I often playtest scenarios for patrons before I run them for the podcast. Sign up to be a patron to play in a game that I run!

The muse of lounge music has been found and he's performing at Wizard Con, the convention for wizards! The con is being held at Atlantis, so the Muse Squad has head down there and get him before the Federation of Magic does. Can they navigate the many dangers of Atlantis? Can they even get inside the con? Tom as Steve the Grackle Tooth Mercenary Chris as Cranberry Bog Hexer, Human Ocean Wizard David as 44, a Maxi Man tattoo warrior

The Delvers have nearly reached their goal but a beast of legend may lure Rakk away! The gnoll cleaver has found the trail of the worm, but dark forces conspire against the Delvers. Should he show mercy or strike down the creature? The Delvers also need someone to treat their wounds and helpful Granny awaits in the Briar...for a price. News: Back the Ludonarrative Dissidents Season 2 Kickstarter and help us reach all of our stretch goals! If you back, you'll get early access to episodes and the chance to vote on all episode topics. We have a community Discord server now if you have questions or want to discuss RPGs with us. Aaron as Garanhon Pearce, a Vermissian knight Tom as Rakk, a gnoll cleaver Thad as Outis Phyz human junk mage David as Valanthe drow witch

The Pit Stops, a team of mutant animals living in the shadows, inadvertently stole a tactical nuclear weapon and it turns out there's consequences for that. The Reaper, a feared assassin for the Russian mafia, is out to get them. They need to stop him before it's too late! News: I am running a Kickstarter for season 2 of Ludonarrative Dissidents podcast. It's a RPG review podcast I do with Greg Stolze and James Wallis. Back it today to get early access, a private RSS feed and other rewards! You can also listen to season 1 now to get a better idea of what the podcast is about. We have a community Discord server if you have more questions. Ross as Cindy Barr, raccoon with a rocket launcher Thad as Fourty Four, Maine coon cat Chris as Bogart/Druid, cockroach David as Sitarra, lion from a professional magician Tom as the GM

The Delvers explore the Machines of Dust, an ancient network of tunnels built to worship the god known only as the Hungry Deep. They hope to find a weapon capable of destroying the ghost-haunted tower that blocks their path. However, they'll face a team of gnoll soldiers out on their own mission... Aaron as Garanhon Pearce, a Vermissian knight Tom as Rakk, a gnoll cleaver Thad as Outis Phyz human junk mage David as Valanthe drow witch

Away from the watchful eye of national intelligence, a cadre of exceptional misfits is assembled. These soldiers of fortune are uniquely equipped for covert and unusual operations. In these uncertain times, the line between science and superstition has been broken, and the new arms race is only beginning. You, or your associates, may be faced with weapons, tactics, and actors unlike any you have ever seen. For a price, those exceptional misfits can help.  When you’re all out of options, it’s time to call FIST. A team of FIST operatives heads into a remote abandoned Soviet facility in the desert. People from nearby towns have disappeared. Strange lights can be seen at night. What is going on there and why is the space shuttle there being repaired? Chris as Rush  (improvise/morbid) David as Bendy (sharpshooter/contortionist) Thad as PSYCHO BLASTMAN (henshin/rage/detonator) Aaron as Red/Blue (synthetic/henshin/statuesque)  

The Delvers reach Highrise, a collection of ancient towers and secretive cults. Their path is blocked by a collapsed building but finding a way to bypass it won't be easy. Aaron as Garanhon Pearce, a Vermissian knight Tom as Rakk, a gnoll cleaver Thad as Outis Phyz human junk mage David as Valanthe drow witch

1 Giant lazer? Check. 1 untapped new age titan wanting to destroy the world? Check. Power source to power Laser to launch rock powering Titan into space? No. Looks like in order to save the world, a base raid is a must in a do or die situation! Can St. Louis hold on while this raid takes place? Find out on the final installment of Base Raiders: Godcell Tom as Foot High Science Guy Ross as Crate Aaron as After Image GMed by Greywalker/Micah Nielsen

The Delvers face the cult of Xarodoth and reach the second tier of the Heart! But once they arrive, they are wounded and low on supplies. They need to heal and the nearest settlement is a strange place called the Red Market. Can they find it? Aaron as Garanhon Pearce, a Vermissian knight Tom as Rakk, a gnoll cleaver Thad as Outis Phyz human junk mage David as Valanthe drow witch

Bleak Spirit is a storytelling game modeled on video games like Dark Souls and Elden Ring. Players take turns narrating what a lone wanderer does as they explore a desolate region. History is hidden behind cryptic bits of lore and the few inhabitants left are dangerous. Aaron, Caleb, and I played a game of it. Find out what dark truths await the wanderer in the Bone Quarry.

The Delvers must return to the God of Corpses, but the journey won't be easy. Battered and bruised, the Delvers look for shelter and find a strange cabin in the wilderness. An old woman lives there, eager to help.. Aaron as Garanhon Pearce, a Vermissian knight Tom as Rakk, a gnoll cleaver Thad as Outis Phyz human junk mage David as Valanthe drow witch

The Delvers flee from Derelictus and begin their quest. They must reach Terminus station at the bottom of Tier 3. Before they reach that, they must pass through the God of Corpses first, an enormous corpse used as a settlement. Unfortunately, their past catches up with them, as they find familiar but unfriendly faces waiting for them... Aaron as Garanhon Pearce, a Vermissian knight Tom as Rakk, a gnoll cleaver Thad as Outis Phyz human junk mage David as Valanthe drow witch

The last target is in the mountains, in a lawless town known as Kasan. It's a hotbed of illegal mining and crime, as prospectors frantically dig up what they can to sell to either side and gangs extort money from the prospectors. The agents need to find their target without attracting attention to themselves or falling victim to the roving gangs. Vee as Rabbit, voidborn guard savant, – Check out Queen’s Court Games Noah as Khurt Neksilp, imperial guard – Listen to Thinking Too Hard About Anime Thad as The Harrow, voidborn mystic psyker Kara as Lim the null hiveborn blank zealot

Sponsor: ARBCo, the creator of Mutants in the Now, is currently Kickstarting its first supplement, Mutants in the Next. This book adds a lot of new options to the game, including human mutants, wild mutations, and more exciting player options like new species, weird psionics, fighting styles, and more! You can get both books by backing this Kickstarter. Check out the campaign now to learn more. Mutant animals live in the shadows, scavenging and stealing what they need to survive. One team, the Pit Stops, gets a job to steal a package from a shipping company. The money is too good to turn down, but there's more to this simple heist than meets the eye. Ross as Cindy Barr, raccoon with a rocket launcher Thad as Fourty Four, Maine coon cat Chris as Bogart/Druid, cockroach David as Sitarra, lion from a professional magician Tom as the GM

A band of merry thieves ply their trade in a quiet suburban neighborhood. They happen to be raccoons and they have a sky ship powered by magnets. Raccoon Sky Pirates is a rules light RPG about teamwork and mischief. We played two heists in this session. Enjoy! Maddy as Kit Aaron as Brisket Jack David as Rabies Eddie Ross as the GM

The Delver begin their daring heist! Stealing from a powerful merchant is easier said than done, but the team has made enough preparations to overcome the mansion's defenses and guardians...at least they think so. Find out what's in the vault in this exciting episode! Aaron as Garanhon Pearce, a Vermissian knight Tom as Rakk, a gnoll cleaver Thad as Outis Phyz human junk mage David as Valanthe drow witch

Caleb developed a new game themed around Psychedelic Horror. A group of drug users all take a powerful new hallucinogen called Raisins. They experience a deadly trip and only one of them can survive. Keep an eye on Hebanon Game's Patreon for future updates for this game! Ross as Steve Tom as Charles David as Cas Maddy as Amelia Aaron as Wallace

The Delvers have returned to Derelictus only to discover their home has been taken by a powerful merchant! They decide to steal the merchant's wealth as revenge, but a daring heist must be planned first. Preparations include scouting the merchant's mansion, finding weaknesses in his security, and acquiring the proper tools and knowledge to crack the safe. It won't be easy... Aaron as Garanhon Pearce, a Vermissian knight Tom as Rakk, a gnoll cleaver Thad as Outis Phyz human junk mage David as Valanthe drow witch

With the Boatman in a charitable mood, lungs are filled with fresh air and news of a massive Kaiju! Thankfully there is a way to defeat this monster! Just need to surpass some 37 Bio-Buddy trainers and overcome the GUTZ trials! Easy right? Tom as Foot High Science Guy Ross as Crate Aaron as After Image GMed by Greywalker/Micah Nielsen News: Join the RPPR Patreon to listen to our new After Hours mini-series on Castle Greyhawk, the worst module ever published by TSR! RPPR is also now on Twitch and Youtube streaming every Sunday at 6 pm CDT. We review RPGs and answer questions from chat. Only patrons can watch livestreams later.

The Delvers find two strange communities in the Heart, one filled with kindness and the other with deadly secrets. The Tower welcomes strangers and offers a safe place to live, but how can it survive down here? Ghorryn is a nest of spies and rumormongers. The Delvers find each to be a threat in its own way, but they must press on! Aaron as Garanhon Pearce, a Vermissian knight Tom as Rakk, a gnoll cleaver Thad as Outis Phyz human junk mage

A tech billionaire died inside the Printed House, a building-sized 3d printer. The police are unable to conduct an investigation because corporate lawyers have barred them from entry with an injunction. A small group of paranormal investigators learn that the Printed House is a nexus of supernatural power that could end the world. They must sneak inside and find out its secrets if they hope to stop the evil. View the full map of the Printed House on the RPPR Patreon! Aaron as Celeste Halifax, Searcher Tom as Anton, Monstrous (man-bat) Thad as A. W., Spooky

As the delvers explore the Heart, they find a mysterious hunter's lodge. A blinded hunter lives and seems to know more than she lets on. Rakk is intrigued by her offer of aid to build a weapon capable of slaying the black worm. At what cost will this entail? Aaron as Garanhon Pearce, a Vermissian knight Tom as Rakk, a gnoll cleaver Thad as Outis Phyz human junk mage David as Valanthe drow witch

A new mobile card game called Inscryption: Ultimate Edition, has become popular with kids in a suburban Vancouver neighborhood. One group of kids discover that there is something more to the game. Reality blurs when they go on a special 'beta test' of a new game mode. What is the Old Data and what danger does it hold? Baz as Richie Burger /Free 2 play undead/Madam Lacrimae Aaron as Sebastian Merrill/Steel Commander/plavisky collective Tom as Kevin Falkenberg/Die Wolfsarmee/wolf kaiser David as Joseph/Necrodancer/carionette This is inspired by the video game Inscryption and takes place after the events of the main game and ARG. Please check it out if this game intrigued you. It's very fun!

The Muse Squad returns to the Pre-Rifts base, code name: ORCHESTRA, to destroy a Coalition outpost. If the squad can reach a toxic waste pit, they can breach it to flood the outpost. Of course, ORCHESTRA is a dangerous place, filled with monsters and other hazards, not to mention the Coalition soldiers in the base. Tom as Steve the Grackle Tooth Mercenary Chris as Cranberry Bog Hexer, Human Ocean Wizard David as 44, a Maxi Man tattoo warrior

The Delvers breached a Vermissian train station filled with experimental technology. The machinery has gone haywire, breaking the laws of nature. A powerful entity, an Angel created by the Heart itself, is trapped in the station. The Delvers must overcome the Angel if they want to learn the secrets of the station! Aaron as Garanhon Pearce, a Vermissian knight Tom as Rakk, a gnoll cleaver Thad as Outis Phyz human junk mage David as Valanthe drow witch

Contracted by a former villain turned stay at home dad who needs a team of Base Raiders to silence a former minion who happens to be the size of a house. At least the payout is an undiscovered base with nothing world breaking inside, right? Tom as Foot High Science Guy Ross as Crate Aaron as After Image GMed by Greywalker/Micah Nielsen

Rakk faces a fight to the death on the roof of a tower and looks forward to the challenge. Outis visits a cursed library to learn about the being responsible for his creation. If the Delvers can survive that, then it's off to their next delve, a Vermissian train station! Aaron as Garanhon Pearce, a Vermissian knight Tom as Rakk, a gnoll cleaver Thad as Outis Phyz human junk mage David as Valanthe drow witch

What happens when a jaded spy and a blackmailed droid get handed an innocent new recruit to bring along on a high-stakes suicide mission? The answer might inspire you, make you cry, or hopefully even both! Find out on this episode, in which regular guests Fae and Bridget play the game going rogue with special guest—and the creator of the system herself—Jess Levine. Consider backing the ongoing crowdfunder on Game on Tabletop for Jess’s new game “I Have the High Ground” to help it secure a print run and the stretch goal of an actual play from Bridget and Fae! going rogue is an expansion for galactic 2e by riley rethal. It is built on the Belong Outside Belonging engine originally constructed by Avery Alder and Benjamin Rosebaum for their games Dream Askew and Dream Apart. Jess also makes music, which can be found on her Bandcamp. The intro music from this episode comes from the track Glass & Steel off of her album Archive. All of her work can be found on her website jessfrom.online and on her Twitter @jessfromonline. You can find Bridget on Twitter as @unsatisfiedkitt.

The Delvers are back in Derelictus but their problems are only beginning. Rakk seeks out an easy way to make some coin and learns of the Society of the Advancement of Pugilistic Science (SAPS). They pay well for pit fighters. Garahan researches ways to contact the Conductor and learns of a potential ally in his quest. All of the team visits the lair of SAPS to watch Rakk's first fight, but things go slightly awry... Aaron as Garanhon Pearce, a Vermissian knight Tom as Rakk, a gnoll cleaver Thad as Outis Phyz human junk mage David as Valanthe drow witch

A team of Delta Green agents are activated to surveil a house in a quiet suburban neighborhood. After several days of waiting and watching, nothing happens at the house, but the real mystery begins for the agents. Why is their handler acting so oddly? What does the leadership of Delta Green know about their mission? As the agents investigate their own organization, they find a terrible truth beyond their comprehension... This scenario uses a map available to patrons of the RPPR Patreon. View the Suburban Anomaly map here! Aaron as Fred Jacobs, FBI Max as Dr. Charles Rampling LOC Baz as James William "Brick"

The Delvers have found Sump Station but that was the easy part of the job! A giant crab lurks in the station's depths and the Delvers have to find it and plant the device on its shell. After the job, getting home becomes its own adventure.. Aaron as Garanhon Pearce, a Vermissian knight Tom as Rakk, a gnoll cleaver Thad as Outis Phyz human junk mage David as Valanthe drow witch

Every month, a sacrificial victim is thrown into an underground labyrinth, where a monster waits, hungry. Elsewhere, a Delta Green cell activates to tracking down a missing man. The handler alone knows why the missing man is important, but they won't tell the agents that. A pig farm in Iowa prospers, and no one in town questions why. The Drove awaits. Check out the full map of the Chute on the RPPR Patreon. This episode is based on my 2021 Delta Green Shotgun Scenario contest entry, The Drove. Read it here. Jason B as Handler Beverly Maddy as Agent Tara Tom as Agent Thad Chris as Agent Brianna

A group of delvers has set up in Derelictus, a city built over the Heart, a massive extra-dimensional dungeon. The delvers live in the Halfway House, a building teetering on the edge of a ravine, and each has their own goals for risking life, limb, and soul to explore the Heart. They need hard coin to survive though and that means jobs. Their first job is to find a giant crab in the Sump Station, but first they have to find the station. The journey begins! If you want to listen to episode zero, group character creation, it's available on the RPPR Patreon now! Aaron as Garanhon Pearce, a Vermissian knight Tom as Rakk, a gnoll cleaver Thad as Outis Phyz human junk mage David as Valanthe drow witch

The map we used for the game. The town of INCHWICK holds a deadly secret. In its dark woods, in its maze-like streets, in the depths of the old coal-mine, nefarious rituals are carried out for the veneration of a terrible, unseen master. A group of survivors have stumbled across their secret. Now they are coming and the only refuge is an abandoned cabin in the forest. The survivors just have to make it to dawn, but what unseen horror is coming for them? This is a new horror RPG I picked up on Itch.io. We gave it a try, so enjoy! We ran through it twice and put it together for this actual play.

The agents confront chaos deep underground in an ancient and forgotten bunker! As the war rages above them, the agents look for a way to end the influence of Nurgle on the region. They'll have to deal with traps and a powerful demonic spirit. Will the experimental weapon they find in the bunker work? Vee as Rabbit, voidborn guard savant, – Check out Queen’s Court Games Noah as Khurt Neksilp, imperial guard – Listen to Thinking Too Hard About Anime Thad as The Harrow, voidborn mystic psyker Kara as Lim the null hiveborn blank zealot

Beneath the city of Spire lies the Heart, an underground nightmare of flesh and fear. No one knows what the Heart is, but strange wonders and treasures can be found in its halls. Delvers, driven by their own obsessions, explore the Heart for these treasures. Three such adventurers take on a job to escort a librarian to a distant haven, only to find a butcher and a cult of knives in their way... Caleb as Adarax the high elf deadwalker Baz as Rigel the gnoll cleaver Ross as Dolwyn the human deep apiarist Special thanks to one of Heart's designers, Grant Howitt for running this game for us. If Heart interests you, check out the official website to learn more about the game.

A group of peasants cannot stand the evil tyrant Wendy and her brutal regime. The final fry was the arrest of the people's hero, Hamburglar. They need to gather allies like the Five Guys and resources like the money from the Panera bread bank if they hope to defeat her castle guard. Before that, they have to break through the clown cordon. It's going to be a delicious revolution!

An invasion of monstrous creatures overwhelms Earth. Appearing from slipgates, the monsters are poised to wipe out humanity. A group of rangers embark on a mission beyond the slipgate to secure a mystic rune held by the monsters. It won't be easy.. This is part 2 of our Pixel 2 Paper series. Listen to part 1 here, where Chris and I discuss Quake 1, the video game inspiration for this RPG, Slipgate Chokepoint. Chris as the GM Aaron as Beef Cobra Bill as Honky Tonk Jason A as Fat Tengu Ross as Quad Bike