Explore every episode of the podcast Royal Highness!
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| Episode 171 - TLK Movie: 7 Kings Must Die OR Uhtred, Sword of Uhtred | 27 Aug 2026 | 01:39:24 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! House of the Dragon Season 3 has concluded, so Eileen and Spencer are finishing The Last Kingdom as they watch the concluding movie: 7 Kings Must Die. This marks the final chapter in The Last Kingdom Netflix Series. Do 7 Kings actually die? Which Kingdom’s are they from? When will Stan learn to listen to Uht? Does Uht get into Valhalla? Do the various usurpers actually get to rule? Will the series wrap up nicely or conveniently? All these questions and so many more will be discussed on this episode of Royal Highness. The show is off next week, but will be back in two weeks with something. So stay tuned for more Royal Highness fun! There is a ‘bonus’ track after the closing credits, so stay tuned and watch on YouTube if you want to see the picture Spencer is riffing on. This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 170 - HoD Season 3 Recap | 18 Aug 2026 | 00:53:53 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! House of the Dragon Season 3 has concluded. This episode Highleen and Spencer discuss the marginal storylines of this season. We play a game of ‘name that character’ and a game of FMK and generally poke fun at the entire season. So sit back and enjoy this episode of Royal Highness! Be sure to tune into the YouTube version of this episode to see the pictures during the game. Next week Eileen and Spencer trek back to The Last Kingdom as they review the final movie in that franchise before deciding on a new series to watch while waiting for the next Dunk and Egg series. This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 169 - Evil Dibsney Queen - HoD S3E7&E8 | 11 Aug 2026 | 01:42:49 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! It’s the conclusion of season 3 of House of the Dragon so Eileen and Spencer are enhancing and reviewing the last two episodes! Who dies and who survives? Did they pay Dibsney for the use of the evil queen costume? Does Ulf the White become Ulf the Black? Will young Joffrey say anything? Will Aegon prevail? What exactly is Alys? What do Tommen and Heleana have in common? Now the Septon is truly holey. Confused? You won’t be after this supersized, superfun, episode of Royal Highness! Be sure to tune in next week as Eileen and Spencer recap the season and play a game. This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 168 - 3 Arrows - HoD S3E6 | 28 Jul 2026 | 01:09:54 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! It’s season 3 of House of the Dragon so Eileen and Spencer are enhancing and reviewing the current episodes! So many plans are hatched and thwarted. Are Gwayne and Daeron an item? Will Adam be mad at Alyn for stealing his girl? Will Corlys survive yet again? If not will Alyn become the Full Time Hand? Will Allicent accede to Rhany? Will Heleana finish the tapestry before the next episode? Will Aemond hatch some new eggs? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 167 - A Terrible King AND A Terrible Man - HoD S3E5 | 21 Jul 2026 | 00:57:44 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! It’s season 3 of House of the Dragon so Eileen and Spencer are enhancing and reviewing the current episodes! King Daeron? Is Aegon really terrible, or is he a product of his childhood? Will Aemond fall in love? What of the Gold Cloaks? Will Alys get Harenhall? Will Rhany finally understand her situation? Is Adam falling in love? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 166 - TinkyTown - HoD S3E4 | 14 Jul 2026 | 01:05:15 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! It’s season 3 of House of the Dragon so Eileen and Spencer are enhancing and reviewing the current episodes! Why doesn’t Ormund like odors? Will Daemon bring Rhany’s peace as he promised? What will become of the table balls during Small Council meetings? Will Ulf learn to STFU? Does Hammer really want a house? Ninjas! Will Aegon appreciate the lessons he is learning? Will Daeron ascend? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 165 - Where’s My Gold OR “Rat”-A-Touille - HoD S3E3 | 07 Jul 2026 | 01:05:02 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! It’s season 3 of House of the Dragon! This episode is basically a day in the life of the new queen. Will Rhany solve the sheep issue? Will Daemon do her bidding? Will the Septon find his holy ointment? Will Allicent submit to Rhany? Will Helana find new bugs in the god’s wood? Where did Aegon and Aemond go? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 164 - Heads We Win - HoD S3E2 | 30 Jun 2026 | 01:04:36 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! It’s season 3 of House of the Dragon! Eileen and Spencer are very excited to watch the newest season. Will Rany take the throne? Will Daemon stand by her? Will Alicent make her escape? The pyke guy is busy this episode! What will Corlys do now? Will Sheepstealer be welcome in the Vale? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 163 - The Kiss OR Targ’s Gonna Targ - HoD S3E1 | 24 Jun 2026 | 01:12:02 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! It’s season 3 of House of the Dragon! Eileen and Spencer are very excited to watch the newest season. What will become of Raenerya? Who won the sea battle? Will Sheepstealer see a dragon dentist to clear up that underbite? Will Highleen remember everything from the past? Who survives and who doesn’t? Will Aegon go with Larys to the Foot Convention? Bitchfist? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! Be sure to stick around after the closing credits for some bonus random conversations that Highleen and Spencer had that were cannabis induced thoughts. This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 162 - Sieges Are For Turds - TLK S5E9&10 | 17 Jun 2026 | 01:23:30 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are on the final season of The Last Kingdom. Next week is the premiere of House of the Dragon’s newest season. As with all series conclusions, all the named characters have an appearance in episode 9 and 10. We bid farewell to Haeston, Dr/Mr House, Whitman Sampler, as well as many Saxons and Scots. Cliff Diving takes center stage. King Constantine is both entertaining and sweet, but ruthless. Will Edward like Uht’s solution? Will the QM ever stop talking about how she killed a man? Does Hild run a “hide your secret with me” thrift shop? Why did Fr. P have to sit on his ass? Horny Nuns? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 161 - Not Wearing Gloves - TLK S5E7&8 | 10 Jun 2026 | 01:19:36 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are on the final season of The Last Kingdom. In order to be finished by June 21 and the premiere of House of the Dragon’s newest season, Spencer and Eileen will be discussing two episodes each week for this episode and the next two weeks. Loose ends are tied up in these two episodes. Uht has a BBQ. Stiorra f***s right off. Father Drunk just spews information to whomever will listen. Young Wynn is confused at the machinations of Dick Dasterdly. Where will Uht wind up? Will Edward stand his ground or concede? Will Constantine have the North? Who will Stan stand with? Bare Hands? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 160 - Battles Rage - TLK S5E5&6 | 03 Jun 2026 | 01:09:01 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are on the final season of The Last Kingdom. In order to be finished by June 21 and the premiere of House of the Dragon’s newest season, Spencer and Eileen will be discussing two episodes each week for this episode and the next two weeks. Battles Rage in many corners of the Kingdom. Will Edward learn the truth? Will Dr/Mr House be discovered? Will the various plots converge? Why such long shots on terrified faces? Who the heck is Wierd’s barber? Can someone get Stan some armor that fits properly? King Constantine? Whitgar? Who is the hidden child? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 159 - Must Be A King - TLK S5E4 | 27 May 2026 | 00:50:07 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are on the final season of The Last Kingdom. Much is afoot in Mercia! Who will lead? Just how cold is it? Will Roggy’s hands heal? How many rocks is too many? Will Brida find solace in the death of her daughter? Will Stan have a reconciliation with Edward? Can we design a better throne? Should the Ealdormen have taken separate roads? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 158 - How the hell do you say EADGIFU??? - TLK S5E3 | 20 May 2026 | 01:07:59 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are on the final season of The Last Kingdom. As is the norm, Eileen and Spencer discuss many tangent things during this episode. Uht is torn between finding Brida and going to Fled. What will Brida do with Pyrlig? Will Siggy execute Roggy? Will Stiorra become the new leader? How will Wynn enjoy her new position? Does the Final Fartcy Panty really know how a turd feels? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 157 - Cranking the Otters - TLK S5E2 | 13 May 2026 | 01:06:05 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer embark on the final season of The Last Kingdom. There is drama aplenty this episode! The gore and humor are pretty prevalent too! Will Yutred survive? What is the ailment of Fled? Will it coat her tongue? Will Stiora hang out underground for a long time? Will Siggy be able to regain his kingdom and his hair? And what of the Roman Ghosts? Otters!? Confused? You won’t be after this chilly episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 156 - Healer Baffling Turds - TLK S5E1 | 06 May 2026 | 01:09:09 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer embark on the final season of The Last Kingdom. While most children grow up, our main Final Farticy Panty seems to have found the fountain of youth as they have not aged a bit in the last 15 years! Brida has a little Brida and they lead a cult of volcanoes. Uht has clearly obtained a new tailor as his outfit is rockin! Will Uht find Brida? Will Siggy lose his kingdom to Brida? Will Stiorra be able to escape, and what of young Uht becoming like Varys? Will Edith stick around? Confused? You won’t be after this Blood Month episode of Royal Highness! BONUS TRACK: stick around to the end to hear Spencer read a short story. This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 155 - Heavily Fingered m&m’s - TLK S4 Recap | 22 Apr 2026 | 01:00:07 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer take a look back at The Last Kingdom Season 4 on Netflix. We go over each of the episodes and bring some historical clarity to the series along with the actual timeline (or at least our perceived timeline) of events. Eileen relates some true historical analogies regarding this historical timeframe. Then we play a little game of portmanteau’s and some trivia about characters within the series. If you would like to watch the trivia board, please watch/listen to this episode on YouTube! Laughter abounds in this recap episode. So sit back, and enjoy this fun filled chapter of Royal Highness! The hosts are taking their traditional week break between seasons, so we will see you back here in two weeks! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 154 - Something Foolish - TLK season 4 Finale’ - TLK S4E10 | 15 Apr 2026 | 01:02:37 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer take on The Last Kingdom Season 4 Finale’ on Netflix. Like all good series, all the main characters that are still alive must make an appearance in the final show. Uht makes a plan? Will Uht prevail? Will Siggy get his desires? Will the Queen Mother survive her confinement? Does wet clay keep fires at bay? Will Brida breed a hateful child? Confused? You won’t be after this exciting episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 153 - A Reckless Amount of Towels - TLK S4E9 | 08 Apr 2026 | 01:06:51 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer take on The Last Kingdom Season 4 Episode 9 on Netflix. Fled is Flowered then leaves with her army to take the North. Cigarettegggyrr tries to rule Wessex. Uht and his crew hang around for a bit. Arselicker licked his last. Will Cigarettegggyrr rule by love or fear? Will Brida get her revenge? Will Hesten stick around longer this time? Will Edith survive? Will Edward’s anger serve him? Confused? You won’t be after this exciting episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 152 - Uht’s Butt - TLK S4E8 | 01 Apr 2026 | 01:00:48 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer take on The Last Kingdom Season 4 Episode 8 on Netflix. Mercia is in conflict as Uht prepares to take the throne as Edwards Puppet. Will he do it? Will Fled agree? Will Edith be rewarded or punished for her role? Will Edward be able to hold Mercia? Will Uht get chilly without any clothes? Will baby Uht make it back to Wessex? Will Brida convince Cigarettegrrr to attack Wessex? Confused? You won’t be after this exciting episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 151 - Reunited - TLK S4E7 | 25 Mar 2026 | 00:53:22 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Spencer is suffering from “the sickness” so Producer Mike steps in to helpt out. We take on The Last Kingdom Season 4 Episode 7 on Netflix. With the Final Farticy Panty split three ways, they all converge on Mercia. Uht addresses the Whittan and winds up in chains. Will Evil Doctor/Mister House be able to break Uht? Will Fled find her daughter? Will Edward finally do something right? And what of little Stan? Who is cousin Sigtryggr and will Brida convince him she is Cnut’s baby momma? Will the Danes hold Wales? Will Uht finally have some peace? Confused? You won’t be after this fun filled episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 150 - Down with the Sickness - TLK S4E6 | 18 Mar 2026 | 00:57:49 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are back watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix after completing A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Uht and company are on the road again fleeing from Mercia and are confronted with “the Sickness” spreading across the land. Finen is beside himself with fear as he is now part of a daycare staff. Can you hide horses in England? Are there Bears they have to worry about in the woods? Will Elfwyn survive? Will Edith make a good nursemaid? Will Aethestan embrace his bastardness? Pickles? Body soup anyone? All these questions and so much more will be explored on this exciting episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 149 - Box of Clips #6 - Uhtred and Dunk | 11 Mar 2026 | 00:18:07 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! The sixth collection of outtakes from the wildly popular Royal Highness! Podcast. This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 148 - Season Recap - KoTSK S1 | 04 Mar 2026 | 00:37:28 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen, Spencer, and Mike discuss the 6 episode arc that was Season 1 of the GoT franchise: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. (In their own enhanced style with cannabis products). Who makes up your Seven for a trial of 7? Which character would you like to know more about? What was the most shocking scene this season? Which Lord would be fun to party with? And…what is on the menu at the Westeros Dunk’n Egg Franchise? All these questions and so much more will be explored on this exciting episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 147 - Season Finale (nested arseholes) - KoTSK S1E6 | 25 Feb 2026 | 01:00:01 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer take on the season finale episode in the GoT franchise: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. (In their own enhanced style with cannabis products). Dunk, despite being on the winning side, is forlorn over the losses of the Trial of Seven. Maekor laments how history will view his actions. Will Lyonel go off making merry? Will his Maester be sent back for remedial training? Will Aerion become a faceless man? Why do ghost horses leave trails in the grass? All these questions and so much more will be explored on this exciting episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 146 - Get Up (and put your balls on the glass) - KoTSK S1E5 | 18 Feb 2026 | 00:54:57 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer take on the penultimate episode in the GoT franchise: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. (In their own enhanced style with cannabis products). The battle begins and there is carnage a plenty. Dunk has a long flashback. How did Egg change clothes so fast? Is it raining or just really heavy fog? Will Dunk and crew prevail? Who lives and who dies? And what of the horses? All these questions and so much more will be explored on this riveting episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 145 - Seven - KoTSK S1E4 | 11 Feb 2026 | 00:47:18 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer take on the newest episode (episode 4) in the GoT franchise: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, in their own enhanced style with cannabis products. Dunk seems to be down and out. His new shield forbodes death. Egg dresses in his house attire. Will Dunk be released from the dungeon? Will Egg continue to Squeer for Dunk? Does Baelor know something the others don’t? Will Ser Duncan get his six champions? All these questions and so much more will be explored on this riveting episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 144 - The Squeer - KoTSK S1E3 | 04 Feb 2026 | 00:49:11 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer take on the newest episode in the GoT franchise: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, in their own enhanced style with cannabis products. This week we get the big reveal but only after some very cute moments within the story. Egg drops are plentiful this episode as are references to bawdy songs. Dunk considers his options, Master of phlegm makes yet another appearance, and we learn that the Targaryans still hold a deep affinity for dragons. So come give a listen, you will not be disappointed with this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 143 - Ser Arm’s Length - KoTSK S1E2 | 28 Jan 2026 | 00:51:06 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer take on the newest episode in the GoT franchise: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, in their own enhanced style with cannabis products. Dunk finally gets his recognition from Baelor Targaryan, the Heir to the iron throne. Maeker Targaryan’s sons are missing. Dunk is unsure how he will fare in the tourney. So much happens but doesn’t happen in this episode, so come give a listen, you will not be disappointed with this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 142 - The Hedge Trimmer - KoTSK S1E1 | 21 Jan 2026 | 01:02:42 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! It is finally here, the premiere of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms! Eileen and Spencer take on the newest series in the GoT franchise in their style as they break down each episode of the series while being enhanced with cannabis products. In typical Spencer and Highleen style, they get off the rails a bit from time to time with hilarious results. In this episode we meet a bald child named Egg (appropriate or…?) who bothers a hedge knight: Ser Dunk. What is with the music track for this series? Will Ser Dunk make a name for himself? Will he learn how to clean his clothes? Egg is clever and drops little pearls of wisdom, Egg Drops as they are to be known going forward. So much happens but doesn’t happen in this episode, so come give a listen, you will not be disappointed on this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 141 - Twisted - TLK S4E5 | 14 Jan 2026 | 01:14:38 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Season 4, Episode 5 is discussed. Eileen and Spencer start this episode with some reminiscing about favorite candies and life as children. After a bit they start on TLK: This episode is fraught with danger and very little Uhtred. Will Eadith and Arselicker succeed in their deception? Will Mercia be able to handle their new LGTBG+ leader? Will Fled Flee? Will the children of Fled be safe with Uhtred? Will Edward make good on his promises? All this and so much more will be discussed on this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 140 - A Battle Plan To Save Us All - TLK S4E4 | 07 Jan 2026 | 01:13:10 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Season 4, Episode 4 is discussed. Before getting into discussion of the episode, Eileen and Spencer recount their NYE festivities. This episode is heavy on the splortching! Who will survive this epic episode? Fled? Uht? Red? Cnut? Brida? All meet on the field of Battle and Eileen and Spencer have a great time discussing this episode and going off topic way too many times. Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 139 - Box of Clips #5 - Box of Vikings | 31 Dec 2025 | 00:43:54 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. In this episode we take a listen to some of the nonsensical discussions that took place during recording and didn't necessarily make it to the final cut. So join Eileen and Spencer on some truly riveting conversations. Regular episodes resume next week! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 138 - He Was Like A Father - TLK S4E3 | 24 Dec 2025 | 00:49:25 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Season 4, Episode 3 is discussed. Discussions range all over this episode, so much happens. Will Uht get over Beocca’s demise? Will Baby Uht fall in line? Will Finnen let Uht resign his presidency? Will Fled be able to raise the fjords? Does Brida know she is preggers? What will Uht do with the baby Cnuts? Will Fled force Edwards hand? And what of Arselicker and his complications? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 137 - Little Cnuts - TLK S4E2 | 17 Dec 2025 | 01:01:13 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Season 4, Episode 2 is discussed. Things in Wessex are getting complicated. Uht has a plan to retake BedBathBeyond which involves his own kidnapped son. Will The Queen Mother be able to make amends? Will there be a new queen? Will St. Oswald’s parts all be collectd? Will Red get his new queen? Is Red firing on all cylinders? Will Uht prevail in his own old home? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 136 - Lord Asslicker - TLK S4E1 | 10 Dec 2025 | 01:06:49 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Season 4, Episode 1 is discussed. Who are the fancy folks fighting the bebbenburgians? Clearly the Whitten has chosen young Edward to be king. Queen Mother is useless but still angry. Fled and Uht have some alone time sans clothing. Will the baby baby monk come around? Will Tunics become the fashion trend Uht thinks it will? Will Beocca and Hilt go to fight? Will Uht’s Uncle be happy to see him? And what of that desiccated heart? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 135 - The Last Kingdom Season 3 Recap | 26 Nov 2025 | 00:52:14 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode finds them, along with producer Mike discussing lots of things about season 3. Who their favorite and least favorite character was, along with many other tangential items along the way. Each of them crafted a back story for a tertiary character, and to end the episode we play a little GoT trivia to remind of us our roots. Where will the story go in Season 4? Will Uht find another wife? Will Fr. B get his own chain mail? Will the Raiding party have yet another cleric? Will Edward prevail at the Whitten? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 134 - Edwards First Foray - TLK S3E10 Season Finale | 19 Nov 2025 | 01:05:10 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they take on the Season Finale: Season 3 Episode 10. A discussion of mayonnaise seems to get out of hand. Father B has a strange picnic tradition. There are plenty of speeches this episode by main characters. The show seems to wrap up a lot of story lines, almost as if they didn’t expect to have a fourth season. Who dies and who survives? Will Edward Rex be crowned king? Will Father B be recruited by the local softball team? Will Ragnar go to Valhalla? Will Wold, Red, Fled have a chance to enact their plans? Will Uht ever be free of his ‘destiny’? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 133 - Li-HIGH-ve - TLK S3E9 | 13 Nov 2025 | 01:27:18 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Producer Mike, Highleen, and Spencer are all in the same room recording together in person for the first time. We discuss Season 3 Episode 9 of The Last Kingdom. This episode is a live recording so it is not edited like we usually do, so sit back, enhance yourself and join us on this amazing journey. This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 132 - Buttocks Clenched, Jump Scare - TLK S3E8 | 05 Nov 2025 | 01:09:51 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they chat about Season 3 Episode 8. Uht goes for a swim with Skade. Torra bleeds in a bowl. Alfred hides in the shadows and is NOT comfortable. Will Citrus find his big footed woman? Will Uht enjoy his swim? Will Finnen be happier now? Does Edward really care about anything? Will Wold be able to see people on his right side? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 131 - A Buttered Bishop - TLK S3E7 | 29 Oct 2025 | 01:04:35 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they chat about Season 3 Episode 7. Uht has to go on a walk. Wold finds his way back to Wessex. Edward and Alfred are best buds now. Will Uht prevail over the forces of the Saxons? Will Wold see things from one side now? Does Fled have her husband by the walnuts? Will Alfred pass on his illness to Edward? Can you just take food off other peoples tables? And what of Bill Murray? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 130 - Hel to Valhalla - TLK S3E6 | 22 Oct 2025 | 01:16:15 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they chat about Season 3 Episode 6. Highleen proposes a new cocktail called the Beamfleot and invites listeners to submit recipes. The hosts dive into the latest updates from the Game of Thrones franchise. Several times the conversation strays from the show, but ultimately covers the entire episode. Uhtred barely survives Hesten’s battle. Wold faces a daunting task. Edward gets kudos from his daddy, and Fled just doesn’t the Danes. Citrus is angered and helps the prisoners escape. Will Wold survive? Will Brida finally have a bebe? Does Alfred think he will see another Autumn? Will Osferth the baby monk survive his wounds? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 129 - Almost a Whitten - TLK S3E5 | 15 Oct 2025 | 00:55:25 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they chat about Season 3 Episode 5. Uht goes to Red’s stronghold with Fled and they are allowed in reluctantly. Edward makes a promise. Ragnar does not go to Valhalla. Hesten presses his advantage. Will Uht fall on the battlefield? Will Fled take vengeance also? Will Beocca continue to be sarcastic? Will Bowl Cut switch sides? What exactly does Alfred want Edward to do? And what of young sugar britches? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 128 - Choke on your Oysters - TLK S3E4 | 08 Oct 2025 | 00:59:36 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they chat about Season 3 Episode 4. Cnut is making plans. Uht goes to Fled’s rescue as Spiderman. Beocca has some critical moments. Alfred dresses down Edward and the Bishop nullifies Edwards unsanctioned marriage. Will St. Cuthbert’s teeth relics bind Edward to his oath? Will Brida lie with Cnut? Will Edward get his way? Does Hesten enjoy the name Ethelfled? And what of Ethelhelm, does he stay in the Ale House? Will Dagfin the Hasty rise to power? What will become of Wold now? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 127 - The Apple Cheeked Boys of Denmark - TLK S3E3 | 01 Oct 2025 | 01:07:18 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they chat about Season 3 Episode 3. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore various themes ranging from the brilliance of Monty Python to the complexities of loyalty and property in the context of Uhtred's journey. They delve into the humorous elements of the narrative, the dynamics of character relationships, and the implications of leadership decisions. The discussion is punctuated with witty banter and insightful observations, creating a rich tapestry of commentary on the series and its characters. Wold puts more plans into motion, Uht is between a Ragnar and a Fled space, Heasten is playing both sides against the middle. Be sure to order the newest box from the “Box Of” collection. Will Uht save Fled? Will Wold become a usurper? Will Bloodhair put more blood in his hair? And what of the young Edward and his whore wife? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 126 - It Was A Slap - TLK S3E2 | 24 Sep 2025 | 01:02:50 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they eventually talk about Season 3 Episode 2. Wold has grand plans, Uht is ill, and Red looks eager to rule. Will Uht survive the trip? Will Brida keep Skade at bay? Which sword will Skade’s guard keep his hand on? Will Alfred make this better or worse? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 125 - Bad Edward TLK S3E1 | 17 Sep 2025 | 01:09:07 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they cover Season 3 Episode 1. It is apparent that the production value of TLK has gone up. Baby Edward is now a 15 yr old Aetheling and learning how to be beat with sticks. Alfred pukes. We meet Skade and a guy named Blood Hair! Uht’s luck hasn’t changed much. Hesten pays a visit only to serve as a plot device. Aethel Fled is becoming quite the leader. Did Bowl Cut switch sides? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 124 - TLK Season 2 Wrap-up | 10 Sep 2025 | 00:58:59 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Eileen, Spencer, and Producer Mike discuss the second season of The Last Kingdom. We had AI generate a summary of the first to seasons and the results are funny. Mike asks Eileen and Spencer to equate some Game of Thrones characters to their Last Kingdom ‘counterparts’. The Weed Wagon goes off the trails a few times. Will Eileen’s microphone stay put? Will Spencer be able to illuminate his recording area? Will the weather hold? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 123 - Behumped - (TLK S2E8 Season Finale’) | 03 Sep 2025 | 01:13:18 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. While this season finale’ is well acted, it does seem to go on a long time. Alfred does a lot of staring with his Marty Feldman eyes. Uht goes Kirk. Fled is caged and then freed. Tune in to see whose contracts were not renewed for season 3. Time is fluid this episode. Pee swimming? Fled Stabby? Chicken wing scared? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||
| Episode 122 - Royal Bucket - (TLK S2E7) | 13 Aug 2025 | 01:08:34 | |
Want to send us a message about the show? Click Here! Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Red lies to the king, Uht casually heads back to cook ham, Beocca finds his wife, Odda is not amused. Will there be a barber school in Winchester soon? Will Wold be recognized for being smart? Will Red’s man lead him to destruction? How did Red survive being unconscious with the pigs? Will Fled Flee? And who the heck is Jerry? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness! This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised. You can email the hosts at: royalhighnesspod@gmail.com | |||