And not just that - we moved podcast hosts too so this is a real test of whether I have pasted the right feed address in every single one of the dozen or so places it could go.

Rosie moved house! Jessica had a birthday! Does this even work?!

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If there’s one thing we both love, it’s a quiz. If there’s two things we love, it’s a quiz and Hallmark movies. In this episode, Quizmaster Rosie shares two Hallmark quizzes she wrote in lockdown, most of which is still relevant.

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In episode 142, Rosie and Jessica dive into some noughties nostalgia in accidental tribute to their review of Pixar’s Turning Red which, unsurprisingly, they loved. If you know where we can hug a giant red panda, please say. Rosie accidentally recorded her audio in the corridor of a submarine so apologies for that; she has been taken out and shot and it won’t happen again.

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This week’s songs Jessica picked Tell Your Girlfriend by Rebecca Levy, while Rosie went for Jessica Darrow’s Surface Pressure from Encanto.

Playlists of all our song choices are available on Spotify! Here are Jessica‘s and Rosie‘s.

Gather your Sylvanians around to watch some Cooking Tree.

Curl up with a good book in the pastel wonderland of Monica Kim.

Enjoy some Canadian Book Chat from Books Unbound.

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In episode 70, Rosie and Jessica bring you their Christmas special. They share how they are getting ready for Christmas, what Christmas activities they’ve been doing and what their favourite Christmas television episodes are. It’s Christmas. Do you hear me? CHRISTMAS. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: This week’s songs Jessica picked O … Continue reading Episode 70: Vultures and Disco Trees – A Christmas Special

In episode 69, Rosie and Jessica have been getting ready for Christmas and occasionally appearing onstage at the BFI. Jessica got to indulge in her favourite of all activities and Rosie has a shocking confession. Plus breakfast cereals, songs and draught excluders! You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: This week’s songs Jessica picked … Continue reading Episode 69: Popcorn and Skips

In episode 68, Rosie and Jessica share their enthusiasm for the new television programme Supergirl. Also pizza. You are given the opportunity to buy into a podcast racehorse syndicate and conceivably the worst idea for a Christmas present in the world. Plus Top 5 Fictional Bosses, songs, snacks and Needle and Fed. Hot! You … Continue reading Episode 68: Angels and Rat Kings

In episode 67, Rosie and Jessica have been leading exciting lives, cleaning hoover filters and microwaves. There have also been Halloween buffets, birthday parties and Bring Your Bear to Work. Top 5 celebrates the coming of #Gloomvember with the best films to watch on rainy days. Plus miniature versions of BBC presenters. You can listen … Continue reading Episode 67: Sloths and Bears

In episode 66, Rosie and Jessica accidentally fit into the seasonal Halloween theme by talking about dressing up and cosplay. There’s discussion of appropriate weaponry, fat woodland creatures and how much is acceptable to pay for breakfast food. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: This week’s songs Jessica picked Happy Song by Kate … Continue reading Episode 66: Squirrels and Scythes

In episode 65, Rosie and Jessica have returned from their USA of Fun trip. They take you on a whirlwind tour of the East Coast, from SMAC and Cheese to Crack Pie, from cat cafes to dog monuments, from Psych Season Eight to Miss Fisher Season Three. All of your favourite features are shoehorned into … Continue reading Episode 65: Skorts and Lettuces – A USA of Fun Special

In episode 64, Rosie and Jessica are a bit distracted by their upcoming trip, so it’s a slightly shorter episode than usual. They still find room for Bake Off Chat, a bit of Strictly, some songs, new features Pants Chat and Current Affairs, plus the ongoing Sleepy Watch Debate rears its ugly head again. You … Continue reading Episode 64: Speculoos and Plumpkins

In episode 63, Rosie and Jessica just about remember to record the episode. There have been birthday parties, bouncy castles and accidental journalism. On that theme, they bring you their Top 5 Fictional Journalists, served on a platter with Bake Off Chat and a report from the Edinburgh Fringe. You can listen to it on iTunes or … Continue reading Episode 63: Bouncy Castles and Bin Shoes

In episode 62, Rosie and Jessica have been out and about, meeting their listeners in wool shops. It was Rosie’s turn to go on an adventure she can’t talk about and they both get stuck into their Top 5 Summer Camping and Scouting-related films. The annual Bake Off Chat feature returns and Rosie manages to … Continue reading Episode 62: Cookies and Camp

In episode 61, Rosie and Jessica are looking in fine fettle with the new podcast artwork. Rosie has had the best day of her life and Jessica has come up with some sinister theories for wildlife photography. In celebration of Rosie wearing Jessica down on Once Upon A Time, they list their Top 5 Fairytale … Continue reading Episode 61: Glitter and Wildlife

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Rosie and Jessica have been (inconsistently) podcasting for TEN YEARS. To celebrate, they revisit their second ever Top 5 and update you with their new, official, in no particular order sitcoms.

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In episode 60, Jessica can’t talk about what she’s got up to. Luckily, Rosie is present to waffle on endlessly about a trip to York and some knitwear. No Top 5 this week, but the exciting new feature Look Into Yoghurt gets pitched alongside an infinitely long discussion of portion sizes. Get your Breakfast Butler … Continue reading Episode 60: Breakfast and Brains

In episode 59, Rosie and Jessica announce a podcast road-trip, struggle with an “audio only” recording, and may or may not be wearing muumuus. There’s a report from afternoon tea, some a debatable flavour of crumble and their Top 5 Boardgames, which reveals quite a lot about their characters and why you should never fall … Continue reading Episode 59: Caviar and Muumuus

In episode 58, Rosie and Jessica report back on meals out, have been watching short French musicals and delve into their favourite genre of television, the light-hearted Australian murder show. They rattle through their Top 5 80s Movies and the whole episode descends into an unplanned sing-song. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: … Continue reading Episode 58: Moths and Armadillos

In episode 57, Jessica has seen the the sequel to Pitch Perfect (and the prequel to Pitch Perfect 2), Rosie has hosted a Eurovision party and they’ve both eaten banoffee pie. There’s a rundown of their Top 5 animals, with one stand-out contender, and possible freezer-related demise. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: … Continue reading Episode 57: Badgers and Plates

In episode 56, Rosie accidentally derails the beginning of the podcast by talking about The Wizard of Oz at length and derails the end by going mad. Luckily, Jessica is there to steer them both through their Top 5 puddings, an enormous What Have We Seen This Week and the many cakes they have baked. … Continue reading Episode 56: Toffee and Maths

In episode 55, Rosie and Jessica bring you some Marvel-lous reviews of both Netflix’s Daredevil and Avengers: Age of Ultron. They’ve also taken in some tearooms within the M25 and appreciate the smell of bacon in the early hours of the morning (yes, even The Vegan.) All that, plus songs, Needle and Fed and outrageous … Continue reading Episode 55: Bacon and Beasts

In episode 54, Rosie and Jessica have fulfilled a request by going on a literal Day of Fun. Rosie has cooked enormous lunches, Jessica’s been to a shindig and many knitted toys are on the horizon. Plus discussion of Over the Garden Wall and large amounts of cod. Wheel of cheese. You can listen to … Continue reading Episode 54: Teapots and War

In episode 53, Rosie and Jessica just about manage to cope with the clocks going forward. There’s an important debate as to the wearing of sleeping watches, the drinking of chard and a rundown of their Top 5 Quizzes (a wildly flexible category.) PINOT NOIRRR You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: This week’s … Continue reading Episode 53: Clocks and Pickles

In episode 52, Rosie and Jessica review Netflix’s new sitcom, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (and have nearly got the theme tune out of their heads.) Following the sad news of Sir Terry Pratchett’s passing, they celebrate his work with their Top 5 Pratchett characters and it’s cakes galore in Needle and Fed. You can listen to … Continue reading Episode 52: Anarchy and Potatoes

In episode 51, Rosie and Jessica are celebrating three years of sororal broadcasting with a fortnight of having done almost nothing, except pick up some new, quite bad television. Then they bring you their Top 5 Sisters, including quite a lot of nuns in a particular order (Holy Orders.) Then Jessica reels off pi for … Continue reading Episode 51: Nuns and Pi

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It is absolutely flippin’ freezing in London right now so let’s hop back in the Day of Fun time machine to 2013, when we ran our Top 5 things about winter drawing in. Winter draw(er)s on and all that!

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In episode 50, Rosie and Jessica have both had platonic Valentine’s weekends, inspiring a rundown of their Top 5 rom-coms. There are some truly terrible Hollywood impressions, a fight and a pudding, and the new novel Maribou in the Mixing Bowl. Thanks for tuning in for fifty episodes and here’s to the next fifty! You … Continue reading Episode 50: Rumbles and Crumble

In episode 49, Rosie and Jessica regale us with tales of their literal day of fun together, while Jessica has not only watched the Super Bowl, but aged another year as well. The Top 5s take a soup-y turn and Rosie can finally reveal her mystery knitting from the last episode. This episode was produced … Continue reading Episode 49: Flailing and Owls

In episode 48, Rosie and Jessica claim to have done nothing, but discuss moving house, going on holiday and marathoning television. And that’s just Rosie. Top 5 returns with their Top 5 Teen Movies, plus Needle and Fed, songs and a Snack of the Day which may just be some cake. This episode appears to … Continue reading Episode 48: Fetch and Librarians

In episode 47, Rosie and Jessica once again take to the internet to record their annual start-of-year review-of-year episode. It’s mainly a quiz, which, as you may know, Jessica loves. Plus a round-up of the year as a whole, some Needle and Fed (largely mitten-based) and What Have We Seen This Week (oi!) This episode … Continue reading Episode 47: Pandas and Panini

Here we are, our annual Christmas Eve tradition: Rosie and Jessica welcome special guest, their dad, to the podcast to bring you the Christmas tradition of a reading of Clement C. Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas‘. You’ll need a Yule log, the Muppet Christmas Carol and some smoked salmon sandwiches to complete the scene. … Continue reading Operation Get Festive: Christmas Eve 2014

In episode 46, Rosie and Jessica record via the medium of The Internet, so the sound quality is a little “rough and ready”. There’s been a veritable glut of exhibition-going, a fairly acerbic theatre review and rapturous reaction to a birthday tea. Plus a post-credit sequence that made our dad think Rosie was crying. You … Continue reading Episode 46: Clavicles and Notions

In episode 45, Rosie and Jessica are joined in the studio by a spooky ghost, Rosie takes on the mantle of a duvet-based superhero and Jessica has been taking bands of Brownies round local supermarkets. There’s very out of date Bake Off chat, a trailer for Strictly chat and more talk of pumpkin spice lattes … Continue reading Episode 45: Ghosts and Coffee

In episode 44, Rosie and Jessica have both been on outings, Jessica to a water park where she avoided all water and Rosie to an all-night movie marathon. Then things get a bit weird with lengthy talks on autumn, Rasputin and hyperinflation in fictional economies. Plus Needle and Fed, Bake Off Chat and an extended … Continue reading Episode 44: Pockets and Pies

In episode 43, Rosie and Jessica take over the foyer of the National Theatre to chat about what they’ve been up to, spend quite a lot of time and energy on the subject of biscuits and, if you’re Rosie, eat a courgette cake. There are exhibitions, television marathons and their much anticipated commentary on The … Continue reading Episode 43: Biscuits and Eggs

In episode 42, Rosie and Jessica have just returned from Fairport’s Cropredy Convention, where they placed equal importance on the music and the snack foods available. Rosie has made a triumphant return to the BFI, Jessica has made most of a triumphant pair of welly socks. This episode contains the silliest post-credit sting yet. You … Continue reading Episode 42: Wedges and Pickles

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In episode 140, Rosie and Jessica have been on holiday! Hear about their high octane exploits, going at 4mph in a canal boat. It’s like Fast and Furious but if Vin Diesel were in a cagoule.

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In episode 41, Rosie and Jessica take you through the many books they have been reading, celebrate a Veganniversary and celebrate some creative fiascos. In honour of How I Met Your Mother finally meeting its mother (and its maker), they discuss their favourite television finales, with the Bookend, the Wrap-Up and the Why Is This … Continue reading Episode 41: Ice Cream and Endings

In episode 40, Rosie and Jessica bring you an audio postcard, a brief scribble of what they got up to on their holiday to the seaside town of Margate. There’s sunbathing, Adventure Golf (come on grab your friends) and work experience boys, plus some restaurant reviews and “100% summer belters”. Please, wear sunscreen. You can … Continue reading Episode 40: Seaside and Sawdust

In episode 39, Rosie and Jessica have been binging hard on web series, The Lizzie Bennet Diaries, while Rosie is working on some issues regarding book buying. Jessica has been eating large quantities of spaghetti and going to the theatre. In honour of the “great” British summertime, they bring you their Top 5 picnic foods … Continue reading Episode 39: Spaghetti and Running Times

In episode 38, Rosie and Jessica have been to a wedding. This was in no way cancelled, but in light of US networks announcing what they have – or haven’t – renewed for next season, Jessica brings us her Top 5 Cancelled Too Soons. Rosie obviously has a superior taste in television, as most of … Continue reading Episode 38: Weddings and Cancellations

In episode 37, Rosie and Jessica catch us up on some theatre visits, give a tour of their Top 5 Couples, and have both embarked on some new knitting projects. There’s also talk of gelato – not vegan – and Rosie’s bad decisions. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here:

In episode 36, Rosie and Jessica do a suitably sororial review of the hit Disney animation ‘Frozen’. There are fictional bands, the potential for a noisy dishwasher and fondant modelling, which doesn’t really carry over audio. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here:

In episode 35, Rosie and Jessica take us through the tackier side of the Netflix archive and, while Rosie is stuck inside, they tour some of the best fictional places to hang out, and maybe plan an uprising. The time signature for this episode is 30:24. You can listen to it on iTunes or online … Continue reading Episode 35: Drag and Onion Flowers

In episode 34, Rosie and Jessica get caught up on the start of the year: Rosie has developed a crippling RuPaul’s Drag Race addiction (you better WERK #NoTNoShade) and there’s talk of the Top 5 Supporting Characters, including Fan Favourite, David Kidney. You go, Glen Coco. You can listen to it on iTunes or online … Continue reading Episode 34: Streaming and Kidneys

In episode 33, Rosie and Jessica welcome you to the magical world of Brussels, home of the EU, waffle incidents and foreign televisions showing BBC One. Also a statue of a weeing child. Back from their gallivanting, it’s time for Rosie and Jessica’s Year of Fun, featuring not only a round up of the year … Continue reading Episode 33: Brussels and Howard

In episode 32, Rosie and Jessica head out for an adventure in Hobbycraft, via Pets at Home. Fireworks have been avoided, Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion has been watched, and Rosie and Jessica bring you their Top 5 things about the winter drawing in. This episode contains some quite disgusting doughnut related noises. You … Continue reading Episode 32: Fireworks and Hobbies

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In episode 139, Rosie and Jessica have still not done a huge amount (and yet it took Rosie literal months to edit the episode. Rosie has found deeply suspicious DVD boxsets in her house which is what she will be blaming for the terrible audio quality in this episode (sorry.) Where does this fall on the YouTube to Cinema flow chart? Find out now!

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This week’s songs Jessica picked Shadows of the Night by Pat Benatar, while Rosie went for Elizabeth Cotten and Headless Heroes’ cover of Blues Run the Game.

Playlists of all our song choices are available on Spotify! Here are Jessica‘s and Rosie‘s.

No Cops at Pride, only pigeons

To me, to you – the Chuckle Brothers play Hitman.

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In episode 31, Rosie and Jessica are baking a cake, so hopefully you enjoy the sound of cracking walnuts throughout your podcasts. It was Rosie’s birthday (52 today) and a report from the Knitting and the Stitching Show. For reasons no one’s sure off, the second half of this episode sounds like it was recorded … Continue reading Episode 31: Elton and Granville

In episode 30, Rosie and Jessica catch you all up on six weeks’ of madness. Rosie went on holiday (again), Jessica’s been on a jolly. Wind up your gramophone for Top 5 albums and hear how Rosie made a hat that looks like a jellyfish. Love you bye!

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In episode 29, Rosie and Jessica play roving reporters as they alienate their fellow patrons of various eateries in Central London. Rosie tests a quiz on Jessica and struggles with a pop-up tent and a woman with no teeth. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: Rosie and Jessica visited The Breakfast … Continue reading Episode 29: Quiz and Teeth